steam friend stories? How long was your steam friend before you deleted? Any drama over anything?
I only have my real life friends as steam friends.
>>27075514
>Real life friends
Obligatory REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF NORMIE
>>27075504
Robots or just steam friends in general? Steam friends usually don't last long because I always initiate the conversation and they never have anything to talk about/never want to play.
Robots specifically, I had2steam bfsand after about 2 weeks, I'd say, it failed horribly and I unfriended and blocked one and unfriended the other. I've unfriended a few robots, and one literally just unfriended me for not liking sunny days over cloudy ones. I guess I'm just a faggot.
>>27075504
>Several years ago
>add someone from /v/
>We hit it off
>Talking every day
>He's really friendly to me(I was a lonely robot so I was not used to this)
>Became infatuated
>Friend was basically just a friendly person
>Became jealous when he talked to others
>Removed him
Was pretty broken up about it. I did end up adding some normal people, but I still have only 1 steam friend.
>>27075581
>steam bf
That's your problem. You faggots will never actually work it out.
>>27075583
So when did you find out you were clingy?
>>27075650
>That's your problem.
Wow, thanks. I never realized.
Really helpful advice.
>>27075688
And I bet you still post asking for a steam bf.
>>27075650
>So when did you find out you were clingy?
I don't think I fully appreciated how clingy I was until 1 or 2 days after I removed him. I was constantly pining for my friends attention ( and love). I did end up readding him. But then I freaked out and removed him again
Haven't spoken to him since
>>27075709
Nope. I don't, I haven't posted my steamid in a thread since and last time I saw one of those threads I actually told people to stop trying to go for steam bfs because the odds of it working out are nil.
>Meet nice guy on /b/
>add each other
>Tells me he loves me
>ERPs me
>Cucks me a year later
>>27075717
Yeah most clingy people do that.
>>27075735
Good that's at least one more faggot who learned.
>>27075737
>/b/
It's like you were asking for it
>>27075773
>Good that's at least one more faggot who learned.
You say learned, but I never asked for a steam bf in the first place, and I thought the guy I met was genuinely nice so I decided to give it a go. Yeah, I learned, but I didn't ever ask for steam bfs like an attention hungry whore in the first place.
>>27075786
>2 steam boyfriends
>not asking in the first place
Nice try guy
>>27075773
>Yeah most clingy people do that.
Thank god I'm not clingy anymore.
>>27075773
I wasn't expecting a steam bf when I added him.
ERPfags are never faithful
>>27075824
>>2 steam boyfriends
At the same time, mind you. And considering there's no way anyone's dumb enough to assume I asked first without any actual proof, I'm going to guess you're baiting. Still, I didn't actually. If you want, I can post my ID and you can go look through the archives or whatever and see for yourself.
>>27075861
Yeah same.
>>27075869
Erpfags are degenerates. They only like people who are new and once they get tired of you move onto some one else who is "fresh"
>>27075882
Sure post it pal
>meet some loser in 2011
>start off as just internet friends, eventually become steam friends
>talking hours ever day, about anything and everything
>eventually he starts ignoring me and blocks me
>spend weeks trying to contact him, he blocks me everywhere
>give up, feel depressed for months, feel sick to my stomach every time I think of him
>eventually go look at his online profile, see his interactions with other friends
>depression turns to arousal, masturbate and ejaculate, eat the semen
>laughing and shaking, clean up, calm down
>realize just how low I sank, pray for forgiveness, vow to never indulge masochism again
Really felt a lot better after that fap session. Like all the negative feelings and anxiety escaped my body along with the sperm. And one day when I'm rich and famous, I'll have a cool story to put in my memoirs.
>>27075909
>Sure post it pal
Alright, I'm/literalgook/
You can add me if you want me to prove it's really me.
>>27075930
>eventually go look at his online profile, see his interactions with other friends
>depression turns to arousal, masturbate and ejaculate, eat the semen
That's what we call a cUck anon
My only friends in the entire world are Steam friends I've added from /r9k/. We talk about things, watch anime together, and on rare occasions we play games. A few of them are studying Japanese and I help them out with it because I've already been at it for a few years. Every once in a while I have to cull my friends list of people I never talk to, but that's how it goes.
It's really not that bad when you avoid the roleplaying faggots. Appreciating cute anime girls doesn't mean you have to pretend to be one online.
>>27075954
Post your steam anon and let us be friends
>>27075954
>not a friend collector
>actually plays vidya with steam friends
>avoids stuttering rp faggots
Sign me up, please. I need more of you and less stutter posting faggots.
>>27075999
>those repeating digits
Trips of truth, it seems.
>>27075985
I'm hesitant to be the first one to post an ID in this thread. And I can't guarantee that we'll be compatible as friends.
But sure, why not.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lrrf/
>>27076190
>the first one to post an ID in this thread.
To be fair, >>27075947 was technically first.
>>27076190
Oh it's you nevermind.
>>27076190
>Stalker, penumbra, metro
If only we had any multiplayer games in common.
At least you have good taste, anon.
>>27075581Martin could you please tell me what exactly went wrong?I kind of miss you
>>27076227
That's a rude thing to say, anon.
>>27076383
Not really if I wanted to be rude I would have insulted or called him names.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Marsychan/
looking for people to buy me videogames and erp with me
>>27076368
>I kind of miss you
Not enough tbqh, I didn't block seiba.
Meh. You want the short reason why I unfriended you both? I don't actually dislike seiba but I knew he wasn't going to like me if I unfriended you so I decided to hedge my bets and try to escape from all the drama. Anyways, you're extremely clingy and I don't feel like this will ever work out, and even if it does I don't know if I actually like you or not.Basically,go away.
All of my steam friends talked to fucking much
One in particular was an annoying fag. Back when dota had me by the balls he would always invite me and play like ass. Her get drunk and just go full retard on me.
I got fed up with his shit and avoided him. The rest were just bad at videogames overall and tried to force the Bobby on themselves to make friends.
I uninstalled steam and use gog. Tired of steamfags
>>27076439
Every time you post your ID I think I'm going to add you and then I see your edgy profile, then I see we have barely any games in common other than csgo, and then I realize I don't want to ERP with you.
Then I just close out of the tab and move on. This is about the third time this has happened.
>>27076488
It's not even the real Marsy half of the time. He has a trip and uses it. People just like to "troll" him.
>>27076442
n-no bully pls, I asked you if I was an annoyance multiple times, why didn't you ever tell me? We could have talked all this.
>tfw no high level weeb friend who wants to watch idols together all night
>>27076592
you say this every fucking thread and people try to add you every time.
stop being a faggot attention whore
>>27076592
How high level are we talking? I've watched over 150 animes.
>>27076580
>Got BTFO
Just forget it, bruh.
>>27076614
Yet no one ever does.
>>27076615
Talking about real idols not anime.
Yea this kid from the UK would not stop asking me for trades on dota, he pissed me off and I blocked him gg
>>27076615
>animes>animes
snail a cute
>>27076580
>I asked you if I was an annoyance multiple times
The, like, 3 or so times you actually did ask were all before you were actually being annoying. When I said I wanted time and you asked me like 3 or so hours later saying "you made a decision yet?" is one of those examples.
>We could have talked all this.
Yup. We could have, emphasis on the "could have" part, I'm way too lazy to tell you why and there's no reason for you to try to change for me, along with a whole bunch of other reasons.
>>27076638
>real idols
>3dpd
Gross, stay being friendless then.
>>27075583
You sound fucking mental, sounds like that guy dodged a bullet.
>>27075504
Steam friends are the weirdest people. I only have a handful of friends added that I don't know in real life or from another game.
>>27076580
just kill yourself my man. please.
>>27076671
Enjoy your shitty anime as well.
>>27076580
Forget about that faggot. Post your ID and I'll be your friend and maybe even more than that!
>>27076725
>maybe even more than that!
Woah there buddy!
>>27076643
You're breaking my heart.
I'm extremely sorry, I'm an autist and I have no idea of what's the proper way to behave in a relationship and I don't have too many online friends and you're the only one who was always online so I talked to you all the time because of that, I don't want you to add me back or anything, I just beg you to forgive me, I don't want to be remembered as "that annoying dude I deleted from steam"
oh another shitty steam thread, just another daily reminder that I really should stop coming to r9k!
>>27076439
No.
>>27076488
>thinking I erp
what the heck
>>27076779
please just kill yourself. do yourself a favor and end the suffering. do us a favor and rid yourself of this world. just die. end it all.
>>27076816
You were the biggest slut on /xivg/
>>27076725
Stop.
I would highly highly suggest stopping while you're ahead.
>>27076779
>I don't want to be remembered as "that annoying dude I deleted from steam"
Good, you won't be. You'll be remembered as the annoying clingy faggot that never knows when to give up.
i deleted my lifelong steam friend basically because i got butthurt. i regret it, but i feel like if i ever readded him the same thing would happen again.
i hope he is ok.
>>27075930
>depression turns to arousal, masturbate and ejaculate, eat the semen
da FUQ anon
>>27076816
>what the heck
tbqhwyf I was mostly meming, but what I said still stands.
Your profile screams "I cut myself for attention"
>>27076861
Oh you are the underagefag. lmao
>14
>have 2 steam bfs
>>27076861
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
fucking rekt
>>27076875
>Your profile screams "I cut myself for attention"
He actually does, so you're right about that at least.
>>27076876
>>14
>getting memed this hard
>>have 2 steam bfs
It's actually had, have implies they're still my steam bfs which they aren't.And who are you, exactly?
>>27076848
Nuh uh,I was the purest one.
>>27076875
For having some song lyrics?
>Your profile screams "I cut myself for attention"
good thing I do :^
>>27076928
Shouldn't you be doing your homework you underagefag?
>>27076947
marsy i love you <3
>>27076950
I already did it. Then I drank my chocolate milk and now I'm getting ready for beddy-bye.
>>27076985
Good this thread will be way better off now.
>>27077000
TRIPS
Also I'm 19 BRO
>>27077033
You're 14 and you are homeschooled and a shitskin.
>>27077053
hmmmm not quite true.
I'm in college, and white af.
>>27076965
If you really do then please seed awwe2k16torrent
>>27077069
Whatever mama boya go to bed already.
>>27077106
>mama boya
B T F O
T
F
Ooregano
>>27077106
well it is 1:32am and I have class at 9am so that's probably a good idea
also you don't even know me lmao
>>27077053
He's white tho, but still 14 and home schooled, you were right about that
>>27077072
>pirating
>>27077137
Oh I know you, you liar. Look even >>27077138 knows. BTFO YOU FAGGOT
>>27077138
but I'm not, I don't think you guys know you are even talking to. :>
>>27077173
fuck off dude you're not me
why is everyone impersonating me
>tfw I have a steam gf
>>27077164
hmmmmmm
well then what is my name or steam id?
>>27077206
Here you go underage boya
>>27075947
>>27077231
nope. not me. you know that anyone can reply to your posts, not just the person you are talking about?
>>27077261
>trying to play it off now
Nice try but it's not going to work
>>27077142
I currently have no money and dont like getting gifts
>>27077266
sure dude whatever you say. maybe listen to
>>27077191
he seems to be the guy you are looking for.
>>27077266
I mean the proof is pretty much in this pic >>27077206
no (you) when calling him an underage fag
but all (you)s when replying to me
>tfw two different people have said they're me this thread
Is this what being popular feels like? It's pretty neat tbqh.
>>27075930
But u ate the semen so its back in ya
>>27077406
Well I only ate some of it, after a few seconds my mind won't let me try anymore.
>>27076368
>>27075717
>>27075583
got a throwaway or steam to post? I consider myself very accepting of clingy folkand can even be quite the clinger myself
offer open for other clingy people
>>27077622
First guy is http://steamcommunity.com/id/Colombiafag/
Dunno about the other guy.
>>27077655
thats the guy who posted
>>27076779
>>27076580
>>27076368
?
you positive?
>>27077677
Yep, I know because I'm the one who unfriended him in the first place. Go friend him and ask if it's him.
>>27077688
oh alright, thanks senpai
2 questions:
1.Is he generally accepting of just anyone adding him or does he pick and choose?
2. Is he underage?
>>27077707
The only underagefag here is /literalgook/
>>27077707
1st, He's generally accepting, it seems.
2nd, yep.
>>27077726
well, first part is good... but god dammit i knew he'd be underage.
How underage we talking? And why would you add underage in the first place...
>>27077738
>How underage we talking?
17 iirc.
>And why would you add underage in the first place...
I didn't know he was underage. At least he's not that underage, but it's extremely painfully obvious by his posts that he is.
>>27077749
fuck... as in he turns 18 this year or he turned 17 this year?
I feel bad because I know how he feels and ive been that way before, so i figured being understanding of that would be good to add him. I have had really bad experiences with the few times ive added underage though. I really try not to. I just figured he was mentally broken and clingy, that could be any age.
What sort of stuff besides cling bothered you about him?
>>27077778
18 this year, I believe. I don't know, I sorta forgot.
>What sort of stuff besides cling bothered you about him?
Stutter posting, emoticons, general creepiness, mostly the clinginess, we never ever playedthough that's not really his fault. Not much else.
>>27077807
hmmm, call me an autist but that stuff doesnt bother me much. The only thing that would bother me is him not talking to me which is what I usually get here.
I guess ill take the dive but not expect much. Thanks for your time anon, and hopefully you can find people you are more inclined to like.
Though
>general creepiness
worries me...
Ok i need to stopspamming.
See you later anon
>>27077848
say hi to your bf for me
>>27077835
>Though
>>general creepiness
>worries me...This doesn't leave you and me, he asked me if I would fuck a dog.that's not even the main reason, but I could see that being generally creepy for most people.
>>27077862
....do you have an email or some way to contact you... i want to know more. That is indeed pretty bad
>>27077875
just add him on steam you faggot it's been posted here that the guy you are talking to is a 14 year old
>>27077875
>do you have an emailI don't have a throwaway or anything, but I don't have any more notable examples other than that, and I don't feel comfortable posting my steam here after that little fun bout earlier.
>>27077857
He is asleep, no idea when he went to bed though>Sleep at like 10pm
>He wakes me up at around 3am
>Trys to wake me up the whole time
>Even got "my" cat to jump on me what makes me to panic everytime
>Told him if he pets i will wake up
>Make him to pet me for like 30min
>Still felt asleep
>Wake up at 8am and now he is asleep
>>27077888
>14y old
MODS>tfw im not the youngest faggot in this circlejerks anymore>tfw still the youngest faggot in the old steamthread circlejerksFUCK
>>27077888
>you are talking to is a 14 year old
I would normally say trips of truth but this is an exception.
Did you seriously believe me when I said that? it was such an obvious joke, I don't even sound somewhat 14.Good bait anyways, I guess.
>>27077888
... are you fucking serious? god dammit, why is this place so crowded with underage. I dont think it's him.
>>27077898
yeah thats fine I wasn't trying to add you permanently i just wanted to see if you had anything more to tell...you said that wasn't the main reason though of creepiness, or were you referring to clingy being the main reason you removed him.
>>27075504
anyone want ot add me?
be warned i don't play any games but i'll go on there to chat every once awhile.
>>27077917
You got two anons confirming you are underage why are you playing off?
>>27077936
Yes I'm serious just read the thread anon.
>>27077936
>you said that wasn't the main reason though of creepiness
For me, him being so clingy was the main creepiness factor. Not much more to it, just go add him. He might be completely normal in your eyes and I'm the faggot, who knows? It doesn't really matter all that much anyways, it's steam, not real life.
>>27077962
i dont know who to believe
>>27077963
will do,but seriously, why have date added? And those fucking hours on gmod christ
>>27077962
>You got two anons confirming you are underage why are you playing off?
>a whole two people on the internet are saying I'm something I'm not
Wow, this is new. I'm sorry, I'm very scared, are you going to dox me? I didn't realize lying on the internet wasn't okay.
>>27077952
Sure anon. No gay shit though.
>>27077992
I can play the game as well. Who can trust what you are saying lmao dude just stop already
>have had 3 steam bfs
>first was mentally ill erperhe was pretty fun to be around though
>second was a mentally ill extremely bipolar and narcissist who later became a tranny after a botched suicide attempt
>can't even remember the third
You will never find someone good in these threads.
The only people more pathetic in steam friend or steam bf threads are the "doms" who say the most cringeworthy shit. I refuse to believe grown men get turned on by being called sissies and told how inadequate they are.But then again, this is the generation of lesser men who think they can put on makeup and be girls so I'm not too surprised.
>>27077952
oh yeh that will work out great. why even bother
>post your id plz
>>27078009
Online relationships don't work ya dingus. I could have told you that.
>>27077976
>why have date added?
I personally don't get why people hate date, he's not really weird at all from what I've seen. I usually just hit him up and talk to him about something and he just responds, he hasn't done anything weird yet.
>And those fucking hours on gmod christI can only say sorry, family.
>>27078007
>I can play the game as well.
Sure, man. What game do you want to play?
>>27078009
holy shit dude. there are people in this world who LITERALY THINK THEY ARE A WOLF.
A;LKJPOWAIUHFE[OSADHF[POAISDJF
>>27078039
The foreshortening in this picture irritates me.
>Being friends with Date
Every time
>>27078051
This reminds me that every steam thread circlejerk gets his own "Your hero" and "noun"
>>27078069
Except Date is neither of those. He is just some faggot.
do boyfriend threads still exist? ive been trying to find a few of my steam friends bfs
>>27078051
>>27078079
be my friend qt
>>27078089
Ok post your ID and i'll add you no promises if we will be friends after the first day
>>27078079
Are you mentally special or just dont know what i mean?
He is pretty much "your hero" of /r9k/.
So a tryhard shitty faggot who wants to get attetion from all of his steamfriend
>>27078088
git gud, mine is lying in my bed right now
>>27078051
>>27078079
Avatar-fag calling someone a faggot
We're all faggots here, anon.
steam friend stories?
Not much, we just ERP and discuss our disgusting fetishes together
How long was your steam friend before you deleted?
I think he accidentally deleted me during a culling, but quickly re-added me.Thanks, you know who you are.
Any drama over anything?
None whatsoever, we get along just fine.
>>27078106I was just kidding
>>27078117
>erp
hello disgusting piece of shit
>>27078115
>Doesnt know what he mean
lurk more
>>27078128
Yeah and I was baiting to make fun of your profile.
>>27078134
I'm sorry here:http://steamcommunity.com/id/TomokoCebruz
>>27078162
>someone is 24/7 butthurt about me
your poor buttsince it is sure gross i dont feel sorry for it
>>27078162
Nice try anon but I know Cebruz will never post his steam in a steam thread
>tfw the focus is now on cebruz and date
Just going to slowly back out of this thread and go to sleep.
I had fun, anons.Let's do this again sometime
>>27078212
Sleep tight anon-kun.
>>27078212
Im just shitposting and that other guy is mad/aggro about that other guy
Let me translate your post
>Now i dont get the attetion i want from this thread
>I will just post later and hope i cant circlejerk for my daily dosis of attetion
Hello attetionwhore
>>27078212
No one cares what you think faggot. At least it's better without you here.
Don't really want a gf/bf, but will add people as friends if they want to game or talk. Post IDs as a reply and I'll send an add your way.
>>27078241
Thanks.
>>27078246you too
>>27078249
if I care what I think, does that mean someone cares what I think?
>>27078246
Your translation make sense since it seems like this guy is leaving thanks nobody paying attetion to him
>>27078273
You are proofing my point faggot
>>27078307
Everyone who wants serious to be in this circlejerks is just a huge attetionwhore. They dont even care about other people or steamfriends
>>27078311
i care about steamfriends, where are those?
>>27078330
Be my steamfriend/bf
>>27078330
Check your friendlist faggot and dont ask me this
>meet American in SFT years ago
>I'm Canadian
>talk a lot, play games together
>he makes a lot more than me and sends me things sometimes
>buy each other games and play them together
>he drives up to stay with me for a couple weeks last summer
>hanging out, playing games, having a good time
>he comes onto me
>didn't know he was into guys too
>sucks my cock
>pulls out some lube he brought with him
>fucks me in the missionary position on my shitty old couch
>we both finish
>clean up and go back to playing games like it's nothing
>do it several more times while he's over
>gives me a kiss when he has to leave to go back home
>neither of us have brought it up since, back to just playing games like normal
>will probably go see him this summer so we can do it all again
>>27078339
ID or email or someshit?
>>27078341
i dont have a qt like you on it :^) it is incomplete
>>27078357
>Im a shitty person who cant find anyone
Im right?
>>27078357
>ID or email or someshit?
FUCK, Now I'm panicking
>>27078368
Email if you are a well known shitty person who wants to hide from other people to shoot at you.
Steam if you dont have to hide anything :)
>>27078404
I'm not shitty
My friends browse 4chan and I don't want them to know I'm a gay faggot with a cock fetish.
>>27078427
>Implying they will find out
>Implying they browse this thread
Also i had my dealer irl for a long time added on steam while i had a gay as fuck profile. And im sure he would beat me up if he would find it out
>>27078427
make a throwaway email then using 10minutemail or just make a quick gmail acc
>meet a friend I start really like
>we talk a while and become really good friends
>he seems like he wants to get romantic with me and I'm open to this but we never discussed it
>he has a mental breakdown about being trans says he was 'deceiving' me and randomly removes me
Why even try anons?
robots want a friend? add me on steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Antoonie
>>27078514
I didnt planned to post here more but
>irl profile pic
>116 friends
>maybe underage
there are two kind of cancers in this thread.
The cancer weeb or the cancer normalfag
>>27078451
>>27078481
Nevermind guys I just realized it would never work out anyway so it's all good.
>>27078514
>>27078533
for once i agree, dangerously underage looking i would avoid.
>>27078537
not sure if this is really you, if it is... dont be a bitch. I'll even put a 10minutemail for you to email me at. Im going to bed in 30 mins, post or email that before then.
>tfw rotate through steambfs monthly at most
fun times desu
>>27078554
email this, you have 30 mins
[email protected]
>>27078571
can I email you if I'm not him and I want a steam bf?
>>27078581
Go ahead familia, I'm that anon and I can safely say I won't be emailing anyone. it's a waste of time and I don't want to embarrass myself
>>27078533
You're a normalfag aswell thou
>>27078581
well I was having him email me to be friends mostly. I personally am not looking for a steam bf but I have a few friends that are, I posted earlier. If you're interested in that, sure shoot an email.
>>27078533
picture is photoshopped.
116 friends is not a lot if people always add you if you do good in a csgo game
maybe
>>27078593
anon, come on now. You wont embarrass anyone except yourself if you walk away. For gods sakes if you want a friend, im here so come take it. I'll be nice i promise.
>>27078600
Ah okay nevermind then. Thanks for replying you're really sweet :3
>>27078613
ah you arent interested in being set up? I can assure you they're nice boys if you really do want a bf.
>>27078623
I get anxious about that stuff, someone did that with me once and the person they set me up with on steam was really mean and weird!
Ah maybe I'll try.... I'm sorry.
>>27078631
give it a shot man! emails good for a bit longeri just hope it wasnt me that set you up with that person...
it's okay dont worry, if you want to be just friends we could do that too you seem nice.
>>27078609
Nah, bro. I seriously appreciate it bro but I want a steam bf and it's not even a realistic dream. Online dating is really just a joke. I'm already a socially deranged person and it just wouldn't work out.
>>27078658
Sent, hopefully I was in time!
>>27078678
come now, i told you i have a few friends that i can assure you are good boys. Let's at least try right? It isnt an unrealistic goal, lots of people meet their bfs online.
>>27078678
I want a steam bf but I am not really cute and such. I'm looking for something more emotional to see if we get along and going from there.Post a email lets give this a shot we can both try to be happy! :3
>added a girl
>went full autismo
every time
>>27078693
When you say "Good boys" it sounds like you're trying to contract some day laborers
>>27078725
Yes I'm sure you're a very cute person and everything but I'm not good at all with emotional stuff. That's why it's unrealistic.
>>27078801
i suppose that is a weird way to word it. Try anon please~
you can always block them and move on
>>27078725
Here anon.
[email protected]
Send me a mail. Cheers.
>>27078598
I just managed to find a bf online, everything else is still the sameStill need a therapist but getting a appointment is annoying
>>27078725
are you >>27078679
>>27078822
date detected
>>27076861
>>27076779
>>27076643
holy fuck you both are fucking queers like shit
>>27078009
>you will never find someone good
you're a pretty good example of that. you're either a fag or some stupid fucking girl with bad taste
>>27078856
Maybe you are just paranoid.
Or is he that kind of shitty person?
>spending this much cash on steam trading cards
>>27078900
I recognize the posting style and sharklaser
>>27078939
So he is that kind of attetionwhoreOr you are maybe paranoid
>>27078979
Pretty sure its Date I emailed him and asked him and he didn't reply.
>add person
>don't like talking to them
>delete
My entire experience with Steam
>>27078981
>Date
Of course it's him he will never post his steam and uses email now
>>27079013
What happened with him that finally caused him to leave?
>>27079011
>Bandage in steamthreads
woah
>>27079036
Tldr; people found out how kind of shitty person and attetionwhore he is and now he is scared to post his steam so he keeps forcing emails in a steam thread
>>27079045
You got a non tl;dr? I had a bad experience with him about a year ago I'm surprised he's still around. Now I'm curious what he's done to people.
>>27078894
Did my post really hurt your feelings so much that you had to reply with this weak shit 1 hour and 30 minutes later?
So this steam bf stuff is just a bunch of homosexuals trying to ease their sexual frustration and discovering that theyre absolutely incompetent when it comes to relationships?
>>27079045
I just woke up and my judgement was poor
Now I actually took a look at the thread and Jesus Christ it is absolute unironic cancer
>>27079056
Im shitposting here and dont follow any drama that happens outside. It just seems like people found out how shit he is and now he is just forcing emails here so he can hide himself
>>27079064
Yes
>>27079062
>triggered about the fact that it is his own fault he cant find someone good
>>27079083
You need to shitpost here more or do you want more of this crap on your board?
>>27079092
This board is literally my toilet
I only come here to poop, I don't care what goes on on this board
>>27079127
Poop on me bandage!
>>27079127
Now you triggered people with a scat fetish
see>>27079134
>>27079152
I am multiple people's fetish, no matter what I post will trigger people
Anyone here want a bf?
>>27079164
Welp this post is pretty fine, nothing special
>>27079167
Be ur own bf
>>27079173
Come on Cebruz you got your bf dont make it hard for everyone else
>>27076442
>complains about clinginess while being pathetic enough to bf someone he barely knows
>is so fucking vapid he puts this shit on display for the world
stay delusional, faggot
>>27079181
He didn't get his in a steam/whore thread
He got it by dating one of his obsessive followers that just wants to be exactly like him
>>27079181
Welp to be fair im not sitposting that much thanks him.
Also maybe try it in a non toxic place, im pretty sure you will just get a email from a special snowflake who just wants to get his attetion dosis
>>27079205
Are you mentally special or trying shittalk thanks being butthurt?
I met him on steam, he wasnt one of my old orbiters
>>27079225
What non toxic place? Where can I find a BF that is a social outcast NEET like me?
>>27079234
No idea i used steam what is a toxic place, but im sure all you will find here are people who live tooo far, mentally special snowflakes or one of the attetionwhores
idk
You will find him when you dont search for him
A tranny friend told me this one year ago andshewas right though
>>27079225
He acts exactly like you, so I assumed he's been a fan for a long time
I can't even tell you two apart whenever you're posting together, it makes it seem like you just wanted a clone to "date" because you're that obsessed with yourself
But I really don't follow your shit so my analysis will never be very accurate.
>>27079062
no, you're just a faggot. nice defense mechanism btw. clearly the only one hurt here is you becuse what i said holds merit
>1 hour later
I lurk and ocassional post, even if the thread is ancient. im not some bitchboy attention whore who avatarfags chinese chink shit
>>27079273
He never posted that much or avatarfagged. He is just copying me since he dont know how to post with his own style. Also he is just shitposting so he can spend more time with me since sometimes i waste too much time here.
He maybe seems like me on chan but thats because he is pretty much copying my post style.
He started with /r9k/ just thanks me, he admit that he knew me thanks my /v/ posting though.
Welp the first thing he ever wrote to me was "Die" because i had drama with his old steamfriend
>>27079307
kek sounds like a fag
>having drama
how memey of you
>>27079342
I just wrote "Fucking kill yourself" the whole time on his friend profile and then we ended up on his steam
>>27079361
sounds mighty autistic of you
I just want a BF!
Someone help!
>>27078829
>needing a therapist
N o r m i e
>>27079393
When do we marry, dear?
>>27079475
a year after you're my bf
>>27079384
Welp you know me
>>27079412
Everything is a normie
>>27079393
[email protected]
>>27079479
How about we make that a week, darling?
>>27079554
That's too short! I would want to get married to a sweety like you though.
How does one role play with their steam boyfriend? I'd like to prepare myself so I don't disappoint him.
Is just talking dirty or should I use action brackets? Eg. *I unzip my pants to reveal my peen*
This is really important
>>27079559
But think of how beautiful it would be, i'd embrace and kiss you deeply after the vows and carry you off the altar, off to our happy life together.
>>27079475
>>27079393
>>27079479
>>27079554
>>27079559
>>27079590
>>27079602
All this post are hardcore cancer
Have fun roleplaying with a fat neckbeard though
>>27079602
That's cute :3
>>27079611
I want a fat neckbeard bf tho? I think big guys are cute...
>>27079342
Shutup!l
>>27079621
Big hairy and sweaty fat fucks arent cute mang
>>27079638
Shut the fuck up, I like what I like.
>>27079621
Not as cute as you, my love.
>>27079621
I have nothing agains people who like bara but this roleplaying is cancer
>>27079622
no u
>>27079638
I think he means bara/bears
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING GAY FAGGOTS YOU'RE ALL A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY GET THE FUCK OFF LIFE AND SHUT UP STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING STOP FUCKING POSTING
>>27079622
No u Imao
>>27079645
I'm not even roleplaying he's asking/telling me stuff and I'm responding!
>>27079644
T-thanks!
>>27079653
>Stuttering in text
Okay now we are /cancer/
>>27079651
same tbqh my famalammajamma
>>27079653
No need to thank me, you deserve all the compliments you get, dear.
>>27079682
Can you post contact info? i'd love to get to know you
>>27076875
i the insides of my fingers with folded papers squares for pleasure
i have panic attacks over people finding out irl
also buy me games maybe new games will make me feel
my favorite series is dark souls series
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rubjellyonme/
>>27079698
I'll buy you games if you pretend to like me, what do you want?
>>27079642
>I like what I like.
You dont like sweaty fat fucks with neckbeards, stop lying to yourself fag
>>27079645
>>27079652
Nerds
>>27079687
That makes two of us.
[email protected]
>>27079721
Could I email you tomorrow?
I dont wanna keep you waiting but I'm sleepy.
>>27079728
U comes before I in my alphabet, dear.
Take however long you like.
>>27079737
Gayest thing I've read this thread.
>>27079714
idk i said that mostly as a joke add me and ill message back
>>27079698
>tfw nobody adds u
>>27079840
>over 100 friends
>why is nobody adding me :(
>>27079873
Why is that a problem?
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