You missed out on innocent teenage love.
Think about all the girls this weekend who will be having sex with their first love.
No matter how much money you make, or how much success you achieve, you will never be able to experience real, passionate love.
How does this make you feel?
>>27074278
>Think about all the girls this weekend who will be having sex with their first love.
When you make it sound like there's millions of them it actually sort of loses its potency and I start to care less desu
>>27074278
Kek no such thing m8ty. I lost my virginity when I was 16 in a shed with some slut I just met. Love is love. Even when one is old. Sex is sex. Even when one is young.
>>27074278
>real, passionate love
Teenage hookups
LMAO
>How does that make you feel?
You know exactly how you faggot.
Did anyone else watch the movie The Blue Lagoon?
>>27074278
Funniest thing I've read in the last week
1st time sucks
>>27074278
Anon did you have to watch the Notebook or something with your wife's daughter?
i already felt like killing myself, joke's on you
Teenage? All hormones dude.
Hold off from love until you're mid 20's and find a gal that did the same.
That's when real shit happens.
>>27074548
>find a gal that did the same.
hahahahahahaha oh wait he's serious
Fucking 14 year olds is legal in half of Europe so I have no problem theoretically doing this in the future, burgerboy.
>>27074576
Fatties need luv 2.
>>27074576
Well that's easy because women are incapable of experiencing romantic love.
I was madly in love with this girl when I was younger. She didn't love me back though. Still dream about her sometimes
>>27074278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s71Em_Po2ZY
>>27074701
>riding a PCJ600 into the Miami sunset
>>27074278
>missed out on teenage love
>an adult now
>my now girlfriend doesnt want to do anything sexual with me because "ive already tried that. i didnt like it"
Just fuck my shit all up! Fuck your teenage love fantasy. it ruiend my girlfriend, and it ruined a ton other cum sluts too. Society is bullshit
>>27074798
>"ive already tried that. i didnt like it"
Friendly reminder that you're literally the betabux loser and with Chad she wouldn't mind.
Probably fucks Chad right now behind your back doing all the filthy shit that you can only dream about, cuckboy.
>>27074278
>Real
>Innocent
>Love
>Implying normies are capable of any of these at any age
I'll wait for a robot/vr waifu, thanks. Normies can have each other.
>>27074278
If they're not having sex with me why would I care? I'm not some small minded baby cuck who has to worry about what every person is doing every second of their lives, and I can't control people because then, I'll be the one they get rid of. People will never get rid of their sex. So why is it any of my business to shame them for that, whether I am jealous of them or not? Which I'm not by the way, in case you couldn't tell, good for them, at least somebody is getting some.
>>27074883
>implying robots are innocent
>implying 1s and 0s have any morality whatsoever
>implying the jap girl voicing your waifus doesn't like big dick and doesn't think of Chad when rubbing her clit
>>27074278
Feels pretty shitty. Because let's be honest, having sex for a male is the best when you're young. You get rock hard, you're instantly aroused by practically anything, and best of all, you're (most likely) fucking some girl who isn't past her prime.
Now fast forward to your last twenties or thirties. Roasties? Single moms? Bitches who look twenties years older because they were "experimenting" with drugs? Yeah, no thanks. But those are typically what's in your league.
Oh sure, maybe you'll get lucky and accumulate enough money or status so you can snag some 18 year old gold digger who hates your fucking guts and is repulsed by everything about you except your bank account. Even if that's possible, sex isn't the same. You're "old" now. Your dick doesn't function as well as it did when you were 15. Hell, it doesn't even function as well as it did when you were 23. Chances are you're balding, or perhaps you're "skinny fat" and feel extremely self-conscious just taking off your shirt. You can tell by the bitch's subtle sneers that she's thinking "Jesus Christ, what an aging loser."
Meanwhile, two high school students (who genuinely attracted to each other) are out living the "teenage dream" in a park at midnight. They're having passionate sex, and there's an element of excitement because they're afraid of "getting caught."
Yeah, I missed out. Most of us missed out. We're bitter as fuck and there's no point in denying. There's nothing we can do except makes life absolute Hell for those who have it better than us. I'll just leave it at that.
I MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH. IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.
(402) 3190276
>>27074937
just do it faggot. Nobody will care. Plus you can get the high score. and if it goes south, you can always hit the reset button.
>>27074278
>real, passionate love.
>teenage love.
LMAO
M
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Senpai I had sex at18with a girl my age and there was nothing pure or innocent or sweet about that. I made her cheat on her then-boyfriend and all we ever did was just slap our fuck-bits together because it felt great. At one point she shoved her long-fingernailed fingers up my ass and another time she made me came just totally out in public. She broke up with like 4 months later, apparently she was fucking some side dude near the end.
Then when I was25a16year old used me as her fucktoy while cucking Nice Guys her own age. I wanted to be in a relationship with her so she immediately stopped calling me and responding to my texts.
Teenagers just act on biologial impulses.
>>27074325
This guy gets it.
>>27074960
Teenage innocent passionate love still exists though. But it's rare. Especially in this era where males degrade women to trash, and women are cock carrousel whores
>>27074923
Femanon here, people like you are the reason I'm gonna marry a normie just so I don't run the risk of ever ending up with some lunatic like you. Not like I would give you a chance otherwise anyway though, right, beta cuck?
>>27074960
>>27074325
>>27074883
>>27074403
>>27074321
>Most adults lose their virginity around 16-19
>People who don't have sex in their teens are less likely to have sex with anyone else
>Women do not like inexperienced men
>inexperienced men are known was weird or mentally ill
>HUURZZ TEEN LUV AINT IMPORTANT JUZ B URSELFV XD
>thinks teenage love is real and passionate
Off yourself, you fanciful faggot.
>>27074278
>real, passionate love
Yeah no. More like "Hey I'm horny and a rebel against my parents let's do it!" Lost my virginity with my virgin bf when we were 18, at that age you know nothing about love. The only good thing about teenage love is that everything is new. Finding out what it's like to have someone in your life like that, but it's not real love.
Love is just a chemical reaction in our brains Senpai. Its not a big deal. I'd rather focus on studying calculus and physics.
My wife is 16 and I've been with her since she was 13.
>>27075421
Everythings a chemical reaction in your brain you dolt, but THESE chemical reactions release hormones like oxytocin and vasopressin which make you feel great and happy.
>>27074325
>>27074548
>>27074960
>it's all hormones bro xDDDDD im so kool and mature xDDD
Old hags can't love ;^]
>>27074278
Makes me real fucking sad and feels like I can't progress though my life because it's such a big void.
>you will never be a 16 year old hooking up with girls on MySpace
>You're an adult now, and nobody has teenage sex a la >>27074321
>Now you have sex in a bed, in an apartment one of you rents, and you get there by driving your own car
I've had a lot of sex in the last four years since losing my virginity at 21, I just want to sneak around and have adolescent sex.
not this mature "come over and we can have sex whenever we want."
>>27075574
>27075574
Hey look it's christopher drew lol wtf
missing out on prime teen pussy and teen bodies is the worst
>>27075111
>teenage sex
>innocent love
pick one senpai. If you're both innocent and truely love each other, you save that peepee-smashing until after marriage and you graduate from Uni and get a good job.
>>27075574
then just sneak around and have adult age sex, especially with places like tinder on the rise. it's the same thing but different ages desu
>>27075314
He's right though. He's so right it fucking hurts and makes OP sound even worse.
>>27075579
now to be hip you have to have a fucking hitler youth cut and look real mature.
I just want to be a kid again, and try again...
>>27075601
>peepee-smashing
You think anyone's going to take advice from some random 10-year-old on the internet? Go to bed, kid.
>>27075574
okay so just look for high school girls on instagram or whatever it is they use these days and be like "oh no my room mate is busy with a thing in the whole apartment" and go fuck in the woods somewhere.
>>27075412
>everything is new
And you think it wouldn't be any different for a robot? Only difference is now he's in his 20s and behind everyone else.
>>27075630
I am 31 years young, fight me.
>>27075606
Actually that is the sole reason why I cheat on every girl I'm with and generally try to act as sketchy as I can.
It is so fucking weird. I try to make it awkward, because I missed out on awkward sex.
You want to know how I lost my virginity? In my bed. At 21.
Want to know how my current girlfriend lost hers? In a pop up camper in her back yard at 3 am during summer vacation when she was 16.
>>27075606
>it's the same!
Except it's not the same at all.
>>27075601
Nice brain washing there faggot.
>>27075660
>this level of sour grapes
whew lad, you're going to make a great husband and father. You totally won't rape your 16 year old daughter when you're like 52 years old because you're mad that you had sex in a bed that one time.
>>27075639
I'm 25 now and I solely fuck 17 - 19 year olds.
And I use that excuse, actually. Except I lie and say "I live with my friend and his family, it is a strange situation, but he is a real bro to me. But its not really my place so his parents don't like me having people over."
I'd like to think that these lies are like the lies teenage boys say to get laid. And that in a way my lying is the same thing as what teenage boys are doing.
>>27075657
More like 31 backwards.
>>27075689
This post doesn't make sense.
>>27075675
"purity" needs standards senpai, that's one thing religion is good for.
>>27075689
Nah, I'll just try to sleep with her friends.
I don't want children. This world is too dark and negative. But on the other hand I want to be a good parent?
I never know what I want.
>>27074278
love literally doesn't exist. it's nothing more than a mental disorder brought about by an imbalance of chemicals in the brain
>>27075711
neither does cheating on girls because you're bitter that your first time was not what you imagined, princess. :^)
>>27075716
Purity is made up bullshit. It can't be measured, it's just whatever some fundamentalist decides it is.
>>27075724
>This world is too dark and negative
We live in the safest, most advanced era ever. Stop looking up the Drudge Report or CNN or whatever.
>>27075744
Actually that makes perfect sense familia
>>27075753
Which brings me back to my original point.
>>27075601
>teenage sex
>innocent love
>pick one senpai
Joke's on you, I had a cute highschool gf and we were each other's first love and shared lots of wonderful experiences and now I obsess every day over having lost her 3 years ago, so HA!
>>27075753
spotted the degenerate whore
>>27075555
digits....... wow!
>>27075716
Purity like morals is based on someone else's definition.
Do you live by your own rules or are you a cuck to some shit skin's dogma faggot?
>>27075795
Why not just move on. She probably has.
>>27075803
Hey anon, thanks for the check.
>>27074278
I find solace knowing that we all die in the end so it doesn't matter.
>>27074278
Teenager are retards. They don't experience love what they do experience is a lack of numbness which they will achieve getting older like all of us. They are simply more emotional and think they are things hile it's nothing but pointless puppy love with no depth.
>>27075804
>Do you live by your own rules
You fucking sound like an energy drink commercial or late-90s nu-metal song lol.
I'll live by whichever rules and definitions suit me best.
Also
>he thinks that his idea and rules are his own
There's millions and millions of egy teenagers just like you out there senpai.
>>27075843
Then you should live as hedonistic as possible.
>>27075811
Easier said than done, famiglia.I've been trying and just can't seem to.
Everything reminds me of her even after all this time.
>>27076010
I don't know. I always find comfort when I know someone wants nothing to do with me.
Have you tried meeting other girls? That's the best thing you can do for yourself.
>>27075314
Don't worry, you'll get raped soon enough. And I mean legit rape, not "some guy looked at me while i was jogging" rape. I can tell that your bitchy attitude will piss off the wrong guy. I just hope he goes in dry when your various holes are violated.
Just remember: You're damaged goods after it occurs.
>>27076027
>Have you tried meeting other girls?
Where do you think we are, friendo?
How can you find comfort in knowing that? It seems like such a foreign concept to me.
That time was a lottery pull, don't know what she saw in me back then. No matter how much better I am than the me of 3 years ago chicks just don't seem to like me. I learned how to drive, got back in college, worked out, became decently /fa/, got interesting hobbies, attended events. Nothing.
I have no idea of what is wrong with me.
Talk to a number of girls about their first time and usually you'll find it wasn't that great to the point of near rape. Many of them didn't have that special moment which leads a lot of them to become embittered and shitting on average guys.
At the end of the day many girls grow up to be miserable self-loathing bullied bullies hating the fact that most guys can actually find happiness without them.
Get on with your life and don't dwell on the past. The best revenge is living a better life and not being a miserable spreader of misery. Hang with your friends, drink, sleep with hookers, and when you're older sleep with young women while the girls of your age group who ignored you get old, fat, and embittered.
>>27075326
This. Anyone who denies the importance of having sex at the young age is just coping with the fact that they missed the boat.
They're on the same level as poor people who sneer at rich people and say "Meh, those guys with their billions of dollars aren't TRULY happy.." Yeah, keep coping with your shit life. Maybe Warren Buffett has bad days, but he's definitely living a better life than some asshole who works in retail, has less than $1,000 in the bank, and uses fucking towels for curtains in his crummy, white-walled apartment.
Young love is essential for a healthy life as an adult. Why? Because positive experiences stay with you forever. Nothing is more pure or pleasurable than having sex when you're in your prime. It's better than drugs, video games, or even this stupid board. Yeah, I know, a shocking revelation. Say whatever you want, but you're not fooling anyone.
Here's a thought: Just claim you're "asexual" so people don't think you're completely pathetic for being a 20+ virgin.
>>27076340
>implying I had a choice
My penis is small anon there is nothing I can do at all, you have no idea the level of despair I feel everyday yet claim all of us are socially awkward faggots and weirdos well the being weird is just the brain's way of coping you know no one wants to be reminded of what they really are ok. Fuck you jerk you are causing me to cry.
>>27076393
Don't believe that guy anon. If you missed out on teen love, it doesn't mean that you will never find love still. I'm in the same boat as you, but I don't believe him. I think we should still have hope that we will find someone who relates to us and likes us.
It's sad to me to you and others who lose hope because somewhere out there there is someone who would make you feel like you haven't missed out on anything, the only problem is the sheer difficulty of finding them.
>>27076393
>Fuck you jerk you are causing me to cry.
And fuck you for acting like crying is the answer. Life dealt you a bad hand? Well, what are you gonna do about it?
There's a lot of people right now who are having the time of their lives. People who are having fun because they won the genetic lottery.
Does that piss you off? It should.
>>27074893
that has to be photoshopped to be the other way around, nobody goes from qt to scene angsty teen
>>27076485
I will never find love anon because my dick is small and women cannot love a man who has a small penis they just cant.
>>27076501
No it doesnt what pisses me off is my shitty genetics, there is nothing I can do I wish I could just kill myself but its so hard to overcome this primal desire to always be consious.
>>27076501
Actually if you knew anything about psychology or the human body you'd realize that crying is an appropriate and beneficial response for him.
Go out and have the time of your life too then, and stop feeding of other people's pain.
>>27076549
>there is nothing I can do
>I wish I could just kill myself
You pathetic loser.
Sitting there, crying over your small dick. Maybe you should channel that anger into something useful.
>>27076590
Useful for what? Im only a human anon my brain is programmed only to seek out things that benefit me in triggering dopamine and oxytocin in my brain meaning if there is no path to that then I do absolutely nothing with my life as a human cannot function like this at all. Im just a pleasure seeking ape like all of you but no pleasure means no drive no nothing just a numb being that is constantly depressed and suicidal.
>>27076187
That's the thing. You think something is wrong with you so you project it upon everyone else. You're already a normalfag and a girl saw something in you. You didn't win the lotto, you just happen to meet someone you saw traits they liked in you.
You could probably meet someone else, but your so hung up on your ex, no one wants to invest themselves in you.
>>27076635
>Useful for what?
Use your fucking brain, pal.
Better to become a somebody than to rot away in a bedroom sobbing over your cock.
But i did with a qt boy (no homo) Shit was pretty cash wish i tried harder to work out our issues but once things got tough i bailed. Wish i had the guts to come out.
>>27076549
Do you think there has never been a case of a woman truely loving a man despite his penis size?
If you look for really kind and not superficial woman, I believe you can both create a good relationship.
But I know what you mean, it's tough enough just to find anyone sometimes.
>>27076678
But how will becoming someone benefit me, you have no fucking idea the pain I feel everyday KNOWING ONE SINGLE GENETIC FACTOR that cant ever be changed will always make my life nothing but misery and sadness. So what if I succeed in life Ill still be sad and miserable theres just no point at all. Just go you big penis person you dont know what real suffering feels like.
>>27076678
I know you are just trying to help him and motivate him, but wtf is with the pic
>>27076711
Bullshit all women like big dicks you can be their son and have a big dick they will still cheat on their husband your dad with you.
>>27076739
He used to be a robot who posted here back in 2011. Killed his family and posted it here before shooting himself. Real tragic.
When I see these threads, I almost fall for them. They're supposed to make you feel angsty and like you "missed out" on something. But let's look at the facts:
>Age is just a number it doesn't matter if you have a relationship when you're 13 or you're 30
>The media is constantly pushing these teenage romance flicks onto the public for us to lap the shit up like the dogs and pigs we are
>Do I really want to have a relationship?
When I return to reality after thinking on these things, the thread which OP posted has no effect on me.
>>27076746
Well if your talking about the stereotypical Stacy then ya, you do have a point that they want big dicks. But there are other women out there. but maybe you could find love in a way that it's not a sexual thing. Maybe through a friendship or a pet, and it will help you feel worthy enough that you open your mind to love from a woman.
>>27076739
>>27076782
>He used to be a robot who posted here back in 2011. Killed his family and posted it here before shooting himself. Real tragic.
Except it's robert de niro
>ywn live in the midwest
>ywn take a girl out in your truck to the field and stare up at the stars
>ywn sexually assault her as she realizes she is alone with you
Had my first time next to a cornfield. She got a blanket from her car and when we were done I grabbed her ass. Found a quarter from the blanket and was like, "tah dah"
What that one anon said earlier it is good in itself but ultimately shallow. What you are missing is the escape from numbness. When I was a teen I thought of I could just find a girl I'd be happy. This is not the case. Existential dread and uncertainty overshadow being lovedrunk
ITT coping
>>27075601
>>27075716
>"purity" needs standards senpai, that's one thing religion is good for.
Fuck off you godless fedoralord.
>>27075753
FUKKIN CHRISTENS OMG ITS 2016
>>27076655
Dubs checked
I'm gonna save this on a notepad file and look to it whenever some support is needed.
Have a wallpaper.
>>27075795
Why did it turn sour?
>>27078111
Trips compel me to answer.
She got overtly emotional over her cousin dying of leukemia. I tried to be a good bf and take her out, cheer her up. One day she asked me how I felt and my answer was "kind of ignored but that was alright, as her happiness was the most important thing to me." It happened because of what she perceived as selfishness. Must have thought she was doing all that effort to go out with me and I still felt like it wasn't enough, but truth is I didn't care about myself, only her.
What bothers me the most is the bad aftertaste and lack of closure. I dealt with the breakup poorly and without consideration. Showed up at her door after 2 months without thinking of calling beforehand and it made her pretty angry.
All these memories like pic related are the only thing that keeps me going. I found happiness once, I know it exists. It's out there and I must find it again even if it kills me. It's why I can't let go. Without this I have nothing.
>>27076858
Sour grapes: the post.
Pic related.
>>27075412
>at that age you know nothing about love
>The only good thing about teenage love is that everything is new.
An inexperienced person is inexperienced whether they're 14, 18, 21, 30, or 70.
The first time may have its downsides, but there are no downsides to the first time being at the right time for a first time. For a man, the downsides to being late, though, are innumerable.
>>27074278
I had a few relationships when I was a teenager, first one got way too serious, and seeing as we were both fucking stupid 15-17 year olds, it just got unhealthy and shit really quickly. Second was much more casual.
Stop watching so many movies, all that teen relationships are is both people thinking they know everything and are cooler than other people for being in one.
Sex is fucking shit until you've got a bit of experience, too, those first few times are always just constantly asking if you're hurting them, while trying not to pull something or hurt yourself.
It's not like those shitty movies where both people are innocent but also emotionally mature enough to be able to have adult relationships.
And really, people tend to not care if you're a virgin, if you're in a serious relationship, they're not going to go "Oh, you haven't had sex,sorry, I have no feeling for you anymore". Might be awkward at like 30, but you don't actually have to say you're a virgin, just say you're a bit rusty and you're fine.
>>27080067
>people don't care jeez stop taking yourself so seriously
>but you do need to hide it and lie
>>27080100
>People don't care if you didn't lose your virginity at 16 or 18
>It could be awkward at 30, but if you think it will and don't want to risk it, just say you're rusty
That's obviously what I meant anon, don't twist my words.
>be 15 years old
>madly in love with qt half asian grill
>she doesnt think of me like that. i know this.
>her friend clearly wants to fuck me.
>other female friend i have also wants to fuck me. always touching my ass or trying to cuddle with me, inviting me to parties
>she asks me to come over to "watch movies" since her parents arent home
>tell i dont like movies and go to bed fantasizing about qt asian grill
>fucking idiot
>>27078670
>Butthurt roastie spotted
Roastie pls go, nobody wants you.
>>27076393
how small exactly?
>>27074278
Depessed bitter to women and planning to kill myself when I most likely lose my job next Monday.
>>27074278
>Never had a comfy group of hipster friends
>Never talked about pretentious shit with them
>Never sat around the bonfire, smoking cigarettes and playing guitar
>Never had awkward passionate teen sex
