>he plays video games
>he uses his phone with two hands
>he doesn't trim his body hair
>he drinks coffee instead of tea
>>27073188
My note 5 is uncomfortable to use with one hand for long
>>27073188
Rarely play video games
Shave my body hair basically every 3 days.
I love my coffee suck my dick
Yeah and I use 2 hands to post on 4chan or text. One hand to type and the other to hold it steady.
>>27073188
my phone won't detect my thumb presses unless i am holding it with 2 hands. it's annoying, i can't just hold it with 1 and and browse. sorry for having manly thumbs you dumb bitch.
I appreciate that you realize tea > coffee but if I can't play my vidya how do I practice escapism.
Reading books is quite draining if you have nothing to mix it up.
>>27073188
I play vidya with my gf
But I use 2 hands because I can text at around 60 wpm with 2 hands. Only grandpas use 1 hand.
I trim my body hair but not my beard.
I like tea and haven't had coffee in years.
>>27073310
Beard is shot tier.
Tea drinkers are low performance betas tb.h, I need my coffee and espresso.
>>27073221
>>27073266
>>27073285
>>27073310
Should've gotten a phone your own size, manlets.
>he doesn't have social media
>his profile is the default male silhouette
>anything having to do with chinese/japanese culture
>>27073188
sounds like you want to date a woman
>>27073342
I got a normal sized iPhone S6. I guess you can type with one hand if you have long fingers, not me though.
What counts as body hair
>>27073331
not him.
beards are kind of shit but i look really young if i shave.
also coffee and espresso are for people with really high tolerance. i used to drink like 2 pots of coffee a day. now on a heavy day i drink like 5-6 cups of tea, usually like 2 cups. does the same thing for me. you just artificially jack your tolerance up and cause health problems. also tea tastes better.
>>27073188
Nice quality post, OP. Even got the tumblr image.
>>27073188
I don't think you would like me very much.
>>27073396
Tea is fine I'll drink green tea you don't have to choose. Coffee is my go to beverage to start my day though.
Looking young isn't a bad thing.
>>27073350
>>he doesn't have social media
ok guys this isn't funny. social media is shit. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!! WHY IS THIS A FUCKING RED FLAG YOU FUCKING ROASTIES!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27073246
You're anonymous, man. You don't have to defend yourself to us
>>27073342
I have pretty big hands tbqh. I do have a pretty big phone though. Galaxy s6 with otterbox. I can text with one hand but it's like 1/3 the speed of holding and typing with 2. Maybe if I were high and wanted to kill extra time. I like to get shit done though.
