You are now banned from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful discussion with a girl
>made prolonged eye contact with a girl
>been photographed alongside a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are a female
>tfw family thinks I'm gay because of this
ITT; Closet Fags
First bump of the night.
>tfw you will never go on long /nightwalks/ with a nocturnal qt 3.14.
>>27072578
>tfw friends I've known all my life ask me if I'm gay (I'm not)
I'm on my 2nd marriage. I'm playing footsie with my wife while vaguely watching Archer. After my stomach settles down from eating a giant fucking hoagie, I'm going to fuck her.
>>27072484
Wanna go to one of those secret Japanese coffee shops where they do pourovers.
>>27074003
Well, ain't that nice.
Tfw family starts asking when I'm going to find a "partner" from keeping me lonely
Comfiest possible bump.
>have no idea what girls are actually like
>don't know what I'd do if I was in a relationship
>can't imagine being intimate with anybody
>see qt girls and happy couples in public
>I feel nothing
who /detached/ here?
I'm not sure what the point of these threads are? I guess you could say that about any thread, though. Do people feel any better by posting?
>>27076540
I really like the images. They're kind of motivational in the sense I want to experience these places.
Maximum comfort achieved.
>>27076378
I'm not detached per se, but I don't know what I would do in a relationship, I just couldn't imagine myself being close to someone, it's just so foreign to me it seems almost wrong in a way.
I don't understand how this is different from the rest of r9k or why any of you feel sad about being a virgin
This is dumb shit
Nothing more motivational than a nice pair of tits.
>>27077163
>it's just so foreign to me it seems almost wrong in a way.
Exactly. I wasn't built for a relationship, and I know that.
>>27076378
Once you leave your teens, you're stuck with a catch-22. If you lie about being a virgin, the girl is going to find out once she sleeps with you and she's probably going to be pissed. If you admit to being a virgin, you won't get sex at all.
>tfw you'll never experience comradeship
>>27072578
>>27073905
>tfw a gay friend takes my virginity to mean i'm gay and then he sexually assaults me when i go to his dorm for vidya and booze and tells me he's surprised the next morning that i didn't enjoy it
>>27078650
And people wonder why I call gays degenerate.
>>27073905
kek, my friends openly talk about how im gay in front of me all the time even though im not
>>27072484
No I'm not. La de da.
I've never done any of that, but I've hugged a girl. Where do I stand?
>>27078683
Did they ever try to match you up with another guy?
>>27077163
Touchless AF.
Sigh. I used to be a regular robot here. The secret is to stop watching porn AND masturbating. Your brain changes from porn. And the conserved testosterone from semen retention is absorbed after 7 days. Faster beard growth, physical endurance, and confidence. Congratulations you are now Chad.
Now the hard part is actually sticking to this which is why so many guys are worthless betas.
Hey, will you look at that, I fit right in
>>27072601
More like anxiety, well for me anyways
So I take it that everyone in the thread is an orphan and was brought up by males entirely.
>>27073628
Night walks aren't that great.
Going on night time drives is good however.
>>27078669
>judging a entire group of people based on a individual
By that logic all white men are children fuckers
>>27079217
mom != a grill faggot
>>27079295
Your mom is male?
>>27079424
Mom is kill
