Can we have an eggman appreciation thread?
Eggman my favorite simpsons character of all time
His black pill video was true brilliance. One day, when the roastie inevitably cucks him with Chad/Tyrone, we will see the black pill 2. This is his reason d'etre, and it will be his magnum opus. It will send shockwaves through the robot world and a new era will be upon us. I predict that the final act of egg, his last gift to us - the black pill - will usher in a new age. The Beta Uprising is coming, normies.
>>27072235
>Eggman fired
>Gf dumps him
>Finds out his nest egg investment into disposable pool noodles failed
>Evicted
>Homeless
>Crawls into an alleyway with his laptop
>Turns on his webcam and sputters out black pill 2
>Eggmans frustration pours out in waves of crying, stoicism, enlightenment and pain
>Collapses
>Uploads video
>Eggman commits suicide
>>27072235
Agreed.
Here's a link for newfriends: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
>>27072078
Is this still a thing? Lmao
>>27072235
Except eggman is a normie. In fact all betas are normies. Robots are omegas or deltas.
>>27072293
>Eggman commits suicide
Oh hell no, he'd never go out like a sunny-side up little bitch, he's a hardboiled badass.
When his time comes, he'll gather a few firearms to prepare for his retribution, and his final words will be "Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. It's poaching time, Chads and Stacies are about to get the shotgun yolk. Normies, prepare to get fucking scrambled."
>>27072606
>that picture
I respect eggy for putting himself out there. God knows my ugly ass couldn't do that
How can one man be so ugly?
>>27072651
Agreed, I really admire his honesty, like when he recorded a video talking about his slowness and lack of motivation. I do wish he'd have never taken down his Black Pill video though, it was spot-on. Almost no one wants to admit all the truth he talked about.
>>27072078
Love him or hate him
You know who he is
His influence has reached far beyond that which most ordinary men are capable
He is an enigma
A beautiful, stoic, infernally revolting enigma of a human being
Vive l'eggman
>>27072462
Why didn't he just get better then? Can't he jsut settle for a genetically inferior woman like him?
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>>27072749
just posting my shilling in a tripfag thread dont mind me
>>27072911
>it's a butthurt anon episode
>>27072235
>His black pill video was true brilliance
He literally just rambled some shit from daily /r9k/ threads for 30 minutes and smoked a fag.
so is he kill? haven't been here in a few days
>>27073267
He said in a thread a few days ago that he would do it today but we all know he won't go through with it
I could easily get laid with Eggman's face.
Too bad he has ruined his life with these videos, in the long run no business partner and gf will ever consider him more than a joke.
>>27072895
Because women are only interested in the top 20% of men, of which eggman is not
>>27073267
No, he's still alive. He's got snapchat and has been updating
>>27073461
>I could easily get laid with Eggman's face.
Let's be honest here, even if Eggman had the best personality, clothing, car, money and social status, he'd still have over a 90% rejection rate due to looking like a middle-aged woman.
>>27072651
He's probably high on Xanax or valium.
I appreciate eggman
