2 days of freedom within reach wagecucks.
bimonthly $1.6k in NEETbux on Monday. might take your gf out if im feeling like getting my dick sucked.
word is she likes a cultured hung unemployed man.
lol i get thousand euros a month
how do you even live with that
>>27072013
that's every 2 weeks you poor eastern european
>>27072035
L0l living off measly government handouts, you're gonna be poor your whole life.
>inb4 rage wage
I'm a university student getting valuable stem degree no debt student allowance
>>27071918
Do people actually fall for this meme? Do robots actually believe that women want Chad AND an unemployed neckbeard? Either women will fuck anything, which means r9k can't bitch about not getting laid. Or women want employed men, which means NEET life sucks
>inb4wagiebtfo
Salaryfag here. Travel is 100% comped by company as well. I know NEETs don't travel the US (Hawaii & Alaska included), Central America, South America, and Japan for free.
>>27072173
YOU CANT FAKE BEING THIS MAD
>>27072150
your jealousy is showing wagecuck.
i would kms before going back to wagecuck life.
i enjoy symphonies and fine art. nothing you would know about you uncultured swine.
>>27072173
WAGIEBTFO HAAAAARRRRDDD
Go cry alone wagie, you have a big day tomorrow.
this is your typical wagecuck gf
pic related
I enjoy doing my own thing running my own business and it is cool if you want to live how ever you want too
>Bragging about 800 a month.
Fuck that shit. When I was on welfare I had to answer to mom and do shit like chores. I was an actual slave but now I drive a semi and get paid by the mile to be comfy and drive. If you got good parents then being a neet is fine but mine suck and tell me what to do so fuck that shit. I haven't showered in three days and there's no one to tell me off for it.
>>27072303
read the thread retard he is gettin $3.2k a month
>>27072035
Then that would be biweekly you dumbass waste of space
>>27072294
>>27072272
>>27072264
Why can't the Wagie see the complete and utter fulfilment of living for yourself like a free man?
I assume they are just less evolved, the modern day slave to keep us in the lap of luxury.
I feel bad for them to be honest, i really do.
>>27071918
>neets and wagies actually believe this bait
I had to get on disability after getting hurt at a high paying union job. my disability payment is $2500 a month and that's one of the highest there is. so unless your $3200 a month is in Burmese Pesos, you're full of shit.
>>27072173
>women don't want Chad
Yeah they only like nice guy cucks like you, don't worry cucky, you can work hard and take care of my child while I go out and hunt for some prime wagie gf pussy.
>>27072343
>>27072343
its funny how you figure the math couldn't be different in the civilized part of the world
twice monthly, wagecuck
>>27072360
I don't, kek you're a nice one. Fuck all the wagies, they refuse our teachings and choose to willingly do slave work. And they think WE are the ones with issues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUQXZL8h-XI
I do appreciate them for supplying me with a steady income though, I couldn't live such a lavish life without them.
>>27072360
I for one, say let slaves be slaves, let the little worker ants work themselves to death, because without them then I wouldn't be on a party cruise line banging wagie wives right now.
>>27072405
exhibit B: another typical wagecuck gf
>>27072405
I don't get it, why does the government give you 1600 a fortnight? where the fuck do you live
>>27072489
it's a fucking lie you idiot
>bragging about 800 bucks a month
I'm pretty sure part time McDonald's employees make more than you.
>>27072489
Not in the US, that's for sure.
The most you can get is about $800 a month from SSI if you haven't worked for years to pay into it.
>>27072502
Then why the fuck does he make these these dumb fucking threads constantly
>>27072512
thats $3,200 a month you illiterate wagecuck.
if you poor saps could only see the light
>>27072489
USA friend. And my good friend Bernie Sanders is about to cut into all the wagies earnings even more, giving us neets our well deserved due. I'll probably be bringing home 100k by the end of his tenure, while the slaves can barely even survive. Then we will truly be living in a utopia and a modern renaissance can begin, with neets pushing art and science to new limits with all our free time. :)
Watch out wagies, your wallets are about to feel the bern.
>>27072541
to troll you retarded wannabe neets into ruining your lives for disability payments that won't cover toilet paper to wipe your ass, or to piss off poorass wagies that make 1000 dollars a month flipping burgers
>>27072549
What's the NEET criteria? Severe retardation? Physical impairment?
>>27072549
see, this is what I'm talking about, and you faggots take the bait everytime. r9k is the easiest board to troll
>>27072502
>>27072524
>>27072541
>>27072563
Woah, calm down wagie, you will have your weekend soon :)
Its always interesting to see you wagecucks try to fight back, you just don't understand that we have already achieved everything your working for :)
O well, Success Breeds Jealousy i suppose :)
>>27072609
enjoy your 754 dollars a month and living in mummy's basement you nigger queer :) you can lie about how much you "earn" all you want but it won't make your life worth living you bedridden failure
>post this thread every day
>never screencap your benefits page
end your life
>>27072574
an A+ intellect my poor wageslave friend
pic related is me; above your ass
>>27072636
Wagies steamin, ready to get served up like a lobster! You know what they say, an animal tastes better when it suffers!
>>27072512
bi-month-ly
adjective
adjective: bi-monthly
1.
occurring or produced twice a month or every two months.
"a bimonthly newsletter"
>>27072574
Above average intellect. All you have to do is trick the poor welfare employee who hates their slave job into thinking you will kill yourself if you ever have to work another day in your life.
If you kill yourself on their watch, uh oh, watch out! Mr. Goldschalger won't like that very much! Poor welfare worker wagie will lose their job, so probably best to just give the poor depressed neet his due so this doesn't become an issue.
Our superior intellect buys us the ultimate human experience, if you need more money just make it very clear to them you are going to kill yourself THIS INSTANT if you don't get what is owed to you.
>>27071918.
>might take your gf out if im feeling like getting my dick sucked.
That sounds hot as fuck, I don't care if that makes me a cuck, I want to see my gf enjoy another man's cock
>>27072636
Woah, Is Mr Sheklestein riding you too hard recently Wagie? I think you just need some perspective, if your working all your life for retirement, why not just skip to the end?
I suppose thats what makes me and you different wagie, i was smart enough to see it for what it was, but at this point there is no hope for you :(
I'll be sure to name a new Element after you or something, just so you can feel 1/10 as fulfilled as i do :)
>>27071918
>thinking 60k a year before taxes is impressive
Silly neetcucks.
>bimonthly
ADJ 1. occuring or produced twice a month or every two months
ADVERB
>TWICE A MONTH OR EVERY 2 MONTHS
>>27072294
>nothing gets me off more than a hung unemployed man
My sides are in orbit
>>27072735
Any other neets running out of comfy pepes to post? My supplies have taken a hit due to the uptick in butthurt slaves lately. I've back like 20 the fuck out of this thread already and I've used up all my ammunition.
I'll be reloading my supplies for a few, watch my back friends.
>>27071918
>word is she likes a cultured hung unemployed man.
You NEETs make me lol
>>27072869
I've got ya
>>27072150
lol nobody cares except for urself and ur parents. literally nobody here gives a flying fuck
>>27072869
Whoever thought the Robot was a good idea?
>>27071918
Who else loving the affordable NEET life?
>>27072609
I'm a NEET too, you retard. I'm explaining how the system works.
posting another wagecuck gf
>>27072388
That's semi monthly retard
>>27073009
>>27073009
do you know what bimonthly means? see the definition above you inbred
>>27072943
Thats only 532
>>27072339
Bimonthly means every two months. Semimonthly is twice month.
>>27071918
How would you meet anyone being a NEET? From what I understand NEETs don't usually go outside unless they are forced by their parents.
>>27073000
what the fuck people get hair on their lower backs
>>27073037
Do it you fucking faggot and stop spamming. Everyone wants you to die.
>>27073059
wagecuck, i understand.
you have no reading comprehension. you can't read the definition on google.
>>27073053
Yeah that's every fortnight. Did you see my expenses though? Centrelink have forgotten to give me my rent assistance for a couple of weeks now so I might have to email them some files. They'll backpay me though.
who is that sperm spirit? She looks like Sasha Grey with ink.
I need moar of her.
>>27073053
Here's a more complete picture.
>29 Feb Direct Credit
That's your gf sending me money to help pay my internet bill. She calls it interwebs cos she's cute.
>Smartrider
That's my (concession) bus card auto-refilling
>Account Fee
That's the greedy jews taxing me for having a bank account! I'm thinking of changing to a credit union or mutual fund instead.
>01 Mar transfer to another netbank
That's my rent.
> almost 70k/year in neetbux
highy_dubious.tar.gz
>>27071918
>>27072173
Whoever makes these threads is just really insecure. You'd have to be so sit here and do this night after night.
>>27073242
3.2k*12 months
i know it's beyond your comprehension wagie
Damm OP you just made me feel better about being a NEET. I've seen the light!
But how do I apply for welfare? The state can't pay me unemployment any more and still need the money.
Sorry make that every 2 weeks as a wagie. That's after taxes.
>>27073216
Thats kind of sad that you need 25 bucks from my gf to pay for internet
>>27073039
he's a stupid fucking neet. Don't expect him to know much more than how to fake autism
>>27073366
lol you stupid neets cant tell between biweekly and bi monthly....
These threads are so sad.
Life is a choose your own fate game where everyone loses. Enjoy the flame thread.
>>27073991
>life is shit
Only truthful post in this thread
