>16 in highschool
>See a girl, used to be friends, grabbing one of her friends and trying to push him
>"Uhh, fem-anon, what the heck are you doing?"
>fem-anon literally grabs me and proceeds to push me backwards and fowards
>"Look at anon, he's not as strong as you guys and is easy to push around!"
>Almost get thrown to ground because she was right
>Sit down afterwards and just continue my day
What are your stories from highschool that you just don't know why they happened, anons?
>junior year
>listening to morning announcements in homeroom
>after the pledge one kid sits down and doesn't do the morning prayer
>nobody says anything to him
>for the rest of the year he does the morning prayer
I never forgot that. That one day was the only day he didn't partake. I wish I could find out why he did that? Maybe he was feeling depressed and wanted a school shooter to come.
>>27070327
Probably didn't get the memo, i don't know, also i assume you went to a religious school?
>sophomore year
>dad went to get cigarettes
>didn't come back
>three weeks later
>homeroom teacher says that she and my dad would love to have me over for dinner
>>27070142
>freshman year
>english class
>known slut sitting next to me asks me if i'm gay because i ignore her
>"n-no"
>black kid to my right sticks up for me
>"he jus don' wanna fuk yo skanky ass"
>everyone who heard it laughs
>feelsgood.jpg
>i help the black out on tests and essays from then on
I think he got arrested after we graduated high school, but he was pretty cool as far as black people go. Still don't know why he stuck up for me. Never talked to him before that.
>>27070405
No, I went to a public school in Connecticut. After Sandy Hook we had daily morning prayers following the pledge.
>>27070440
Blacks can be bros like that sometimes, especially when it comes to things with women
>>27070440
Keked
>>27070422
Jesus christ anon, how'd you even deal with that?
>Not original lanigiro
>>27070441
Which school? I live a few towns over from Sandy Hook but I was in college when the shooting happened. Our campus security got a lot tighter but no major effects other than that.
>>27070142
> 9/10 stacy used to sit with me whenever we had class together
>Always called me Stud, got one of her stacy friends doing it too (my initials were S.T.U.D. so I guess that makes sense
>Said we should go for a drive along the beach so she could show off her porsche
>>27070568
Amity go to southern now.
>walking to class
>random black chick grabs my ass, calls me sexy
>ignore it, go to class
It was pretty weird.
>>27070441
>After Sandy Hook we had daily morning prayers following the pledge.
That's illegal as fuck. 1st amendment violation. You should've sued the school, you could've made a lot of money.
>>27070560
They explained that they had been seeing each other for about a year, and that they really loved each other etc. My mom was a wreck, I think she knew the whole time but I didn't. My teacher was cool in that the whole time I had no idea and she just treated me like every other kid. Especially after they told me, nothing really changed between us at school.
I stayed at their house every other week, they got married and my mom met someone new. I wasn't mad or anything; like I knew my parents had issues and all that shit. I was just shocked, like BAM outta nowhere I'm like "where the fuck....oh hey Ms K, these tacos are great"
>girl with decent rack decided to test me
>tries to push my face into her tits
>I resist at first and that just let my face go
>too sudden for her to react and i get a face full of huge tits
>all she said was "Woah" like she didn't expect me to do it
She was a slut for the most part, story went around a guy got her on her period and put cheesecake on her pussy and ate her out, he called it "strawberry cheesecake"
My school was filled with fucking degenerates
>>27070624
We had a nice school with nice people. We weren't fedora wearing autists.
>>27070327
>morning prayer
Hello, Muhammad
>>27070680
>strawberry cheesecake
OH FUCK ANON MY SIDES
>>27070523
Yeah. I was thinking about it and he might've been kinda gay too. I remember he had some very homosexual tendencies in the locker room, but he was a football player so that could be normal to them. He could also do a black woman imitation a little too well.
>>27070680
Jesus mcfucking Christ
bumping
>I can't believe it's not original
>doing group work
>short qt cuddles up to me out of fucking nowhere when no one is looking
>i back away from it and give her a wierd look
there is no cure for being a beta
>start high school
>get bullied every single day
>get into fights with other kids
>get expelled
>get diagnosed with high functioning autism
>mind and body development ruined by anti-psychotics
b-b-best years of your life...r-right?
>In class one day
>English class, we are reading to Kill a Mockingbird
>Teacher asks me what I think of the book
>For some reason I lean over to the cute girl in front of me
>'I-I like it... b-b-but I prefer to STEAL A CUTIES TURDS'
>pretend to grab an invisible shit from the girls ass
>lean back in my seat
>everyone is silent for 20 seconds
>teacher moves on to the next person
>nobody ever mentioned it again
>>27070440
>that one black kid in high school that was chill with everybody and sometimes talked to robots
>>27070680
heh, that reminded me of a story
>chick having 1 night stand with dude from party
>they're both drunk and start fucking
>half way through she ask for anal
>he butt fucks her
>some how eventually she ask for him to stuff her bed sheet up her ass
>yanks it out
>she shits EVERYWHERE
>dude freaks out and goes to clean himself up in the bathroom
>comes back
>shes wrapped herself up in the sheet and rolling around in her own shit
>>27071044
Are you a scat fetishist?
>>27071059
>first week of high school
>dont have a single friend
>get bullied every day
>in homegroup writing some shit down
>blackfrican kid next to me ask if he can borrow my "black pen"
>look around and say "sorry I don't have one..."
>he gives me this blank stare
>"it's because I'm black, isn't it?"
>silence followed by laughter
>only friend for the rest of the high school
>his black ass goes back to Zimbabwe
>>27071103
Unoriginal, fucking saw that shit earlier today in a different thread
>standing around minding my business
>suddenly grappled from behind
>little brother of a friend i had got mad that we fought
>but we had made up before he even touched me
>still no idea why he got so mad
maybe she liked me
>>27071119
You saw it yesterday because it was me writing it.
>>27070586
how do you have four initials
>in yearbook class (no one ever volunteered so we had a class to get people to do it)
>qt my friend was going after starts playing with hair and beard
>ask what's she doing
>anon you're just so playable
>ok
I wish I could have said something better
>>27071120
What?
Originoreallio
When I was a Junior in high school, there was a freshman girl who showed visible interest in me.
Needless to say, nothing happened. still a kissless virgin at 20 years old.
Tomorrow I am going to solicit the services of a prostitute.
>Chillin with lads at lunch break
>Young girl about 13 has been stalking me for a few days now
>Playing football
>Suddenly hugged from behind
>look behind and see the girl just wrapping her arms around me
>all my mates laugh
>carry on playing football
>mate secretly gives her my phone number
>endured many keks after having to nicely reject her advances through text messages
It was a nice feeling 2bh
>>27071044
FUCKING KEEK.
my sides are blown the fuck out, thank you anon. you're a fucking moron and an autist, I love you
>14 years old
>I am a social outcast
>On a trip with my school
>One girl says her weird outcast friend wants
to be my gf (I knew them both)
>I reply no in front of both of them because it would hurt my honor
I don't regret it but it was a bit cringey
>be 15
>be in room we guys usually hang out in
>two girls are here now, it's fine. It happens
>one of the girls (slut-anon) complements my gains
>'haha yeah I work out a bit'
>do you have abs?
>show them to slut-anon
>ohh that's nice anon
>starts feeling them
>'don't touch me. Not in public anyway'
>eww you creep (with genuine disgust on her face)
>other girl has been watching
>leaves room in a hurry
>slut-anon follows her
>yelling
>all the boys are scared as fuck (or maybe I'm just projecting)
>actually ask eachothers what to do
>Chad says it's my problem
>start walking towards the door
>Chad:"are you fucking retarded anon? Wait."
>do as I'm told because I'm a bitch. Pretend I was just getting my mp3 player I left by the door
>5 minutes pass
>girl who rushed out first opens door and tells me to come
>consider sticking with Chads advice and keep witnesses
>decide against it
(1/2)
>freshman
>biology
>girl asks if im gay
>"what? no. how am i gay?"
>"you listened to me and my stories when i told them"
how the fuck
>at my locker
>this gut and girl are there
>she needed to do something and wanted someone to hold her handbag, no biggie
>decided to be friendly and help out and say I'll hold it for a sec
>she just says ew...
Back then I was a shy kid, but fuck me I should have just emptied onto the ground in front of that bitch. Fuck her.I'm not even ugly
>>27071406
>walk into a less frequented part of school
>other girl is there
>slut-anon kicks my lower legs to get me on my knees and tells me to sit
>'what are you doing?'
>slut-anon:'shut up'
>other girl approaches me and unzips her pants revealing her feminine dick (jk)
>slut-anon:'lick it'
>"No this is creepy as hell can we just talk or something?"
>other girl starts crying and slaps me in the face
>slut-anon explodes and yells at me about how I'm a fucking asshole
>'i don't even know why you guys are angry'
>other girl kicks me in the balls
>bend over
>they start kicking me relentlessly while screaming about what a manwhore I am and how I don't care about others at all
>eventually stop and I tell them I'm sorry
>other girl starts crying and gets down on her knees
>Slut runs away
>hug other girl
>kiss her
>she pushes me away
> gets up and away
(2/3)
>>27071528
>class started long ago so I just go to nurse and tell her I need to go home
>asks me stuff about bullying etc. Deny everything and say to her confidently that i'l deal with it
>makes me promise I don't do anything 'violent' (school shooter/attacking bully implied)
>goes home
>pretend nothing happened the coming days, other girl is looking really sad and avoids me at all cost
>corner her and she says she doesn't want to talk about it
>boys asking me wtf happened
>don't say anything and eventually make myself clear that they're gonna stop asking or i'l be fucking mad at them
>mock me and then never asks again
>two weeks later everything is as normal but the girls don't come down there anymore
It's so weird. I still don't get it. Slut made moves on me, I reciprocated. She gets mad and other girl gets mad. Then they try to rape me and beat me up. I know you guys probably find some of this hot but it really wasn't. Getting dragged around by girls and having your social life at stake is really scary.
Other girls started openly disliking me some time after that (next semester or so) even oneitis. I should have just licked it I think.
And about the yelling. It may sound odd we didn't get to know what's going on but the room we were in was the school underground shelter. They put a pool table in there. The food supply was well locked so it was fine. Nobody dared approach the door because there was a long hallway and eaves dropping doesn't sound like a good idea when you can get caught.
(3/3)
>>27071552
Anon atleast you kept your pride, that's all that matters, props to you
And yeah, everything about that seems odd, like the slut makes moves then demands you suck her 'girl' friend off, i mean, that escalated
>a week or two into my junior year
>lunchtime
>sitting alone in my usual spot on the floor
>Stacy approaches
>a nice enough girl, we had a drama class together the previous year and would have small talk from time to time, but let's just say our social circles rarely overlap
>"hi anon!"
>not sure what to say, don't say anything
>things get awkward real quick
>"...h-how are you?"
>"uh... good."
>"that's good. um, okay, see you later anon!"
>leaves to sit with her friends
I never saw her after that, and I dunno what compelled her to randomly talk to me that day
>good friend banging his girlfriend in high school
>doing it on her bed because parents are out
>they decide to try anal
>she shits on parents bed
>both panic, parents come home while they are cleaning up in bathroom
>blame shit on the bed on the girls dog
>the parents put the fucking dog down
I mean the dog was old as hell and couldn't walk well but Jesus Christ.
>Algebra II
>Freshman year
>weird self-described Communist skater with spiked hair sits alone at his own small table in back of the room
>teacher doesn't care because he's awesome and lets kids do what they want
>one day this weird Commie comes to class all pissed off, noticeably so
>literally has his head down on the desk while teacher is trying to teach
>my Chad friend (I had a few) sitting behind me asks a completely innocuous question about something not related to the material, I think it was about sports (my teacher liked to joke around about current events he didn't mind off-topic questions)
>weird Commie gets up and runs over to my Chad friend, who is no stranger to throwing fists apparently
>gets sucker punched before he knows what's going on by Che Edgevara
>they get into a small fistfight, girls literally screaming, everyone is out of their seats
>Commie faggot takes a few knocks, realizes he's losing the fight and runs off like a goddamned pussy
>Chad friend tries to follow him but my teacher grabs him and shouts for everyone to sit down
>we all do
>Commie kid got suspended for a few weeks, apologized to Chad friend
>no other explanation
>>27071678
This copypasta is old as fuck.
>>27071618
I'd really like to know wth happened though. So I can recognize that in the future hopefully. I still don't know of licking her would mean anything. Would probably not be kicked in the balls but does that mean I'm her bf now or what? And why would Slut go after me like that if she's then gonna help out her friend who (I'm assuming) had a crush on me. And why do all of it in such a violent way?
Pride is good to have I guess.
>>27071689
Weird shit anon. Them reds are really unpredictable critters.
>>27071044
fuck
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>>27070440
I had a cool black person in one of my classes
>be me 9th grade
>new school
>no friends
>super weebish
>have to introduce myself to the class in one of my electives
>"tell us something about yourself"
>I say that I like anime
>some girls start laughing at me
>random black guy who was on the football team talks to me
>at first I think he is trying to mess with me
>we both actually like the same anime (back then I was in to entry level mecha shit)
>was a bro to me until he graduated
black weebs can be pretty chill.
>>27070603
>remember walking up the stairs
>one girl grabs my ass
>drinking from the water fountain
>some guy grabs my ass and smiles at me
I mean, I guess I have a pretty nice looking ass but
>school bus
>rowdy lads sit at the back, got a few of the known hot grills with them
>always just ignore them/listen to music for the most part (they were kinda loud and obnoxious, but they didn't mind me)
>anyway, summertime, bus getting real hot n' stuffy, especially with everyone crammed in
>lads make grill go open windows
>im sitting in window seat, but dont hear her coming 'cause pre-occupied with /mu/
>she leans over me in a really, REALLY seductive way. pretty obvious she's intentionally doing it, takers her time opening the window, chest out, etc.
>lads start to get rowdy
>smirk and try to play it off like whatever
dunno how i feel about this. im guessing she felt sorry for me or something
>sophomore year
>just moved across the entire country and lost all my friends
>only people I talked to all year were an asian girl and some other beta in my history class
>only saw them twice a week since the school had a fucked schedule
>talking about class stuff when for some reason I tell her I want to cut her eyes out as a joke
>she looks at me like I'm a psychopath
>almost 6 years later I can still see her glare
I wasn't even an edgelord or anything I have no idea why I would say that.
>always sit at front of bus, just habitual
>get to bus late one day, last seat is literally the very back
>heard rumors the back was full of stoners, thought nothing of it
>was at the point where weed wasn't really a 'cool' thing, so didn't much care
>sit down, two guys with horribly messy hair and bags under eyes
>both snorting crack over flip phone with a one dollar bill laughing
>never go to the back again
>live next door to female classmate
>sortof close not really buddies but we've been at BBQs and talked. Normal stuff.
>come home late one night and hear muffled screams
>they stopped
>it's from her house
>gotta check it out so I'm sure there's no trouble
>walk around the house and see through one of the windows that she's fucking some older guy (atleast 25, she's 14, 1 year from legal age)
>sit and watch a while to gauge her reactions (that's the excuse but I pulled out my dick and started jerking)
>they stop before I finish. Sit down under the window and jerk
>hips thrust and I bang the wall some.
>realize my massive mistake soon after the haze clears
>pull up pants and run towards my house
>close door silently
>think I've made it
>3 days later she talks to me when I'm isolated
>tells me we could fuck if I keep quiet about it
>say I'm not stupid enough to fall for her succubi magic (literally)
>clarify that it'd actually be rape and she wouldn't even ha e to frame me because it's essentially blackmail
>she says ok. It's fine, just don't tell anyone
>few weeks later I go to the loo
>she grabs the door before I closed it and goes inside and locks it
>sucks my pepe
>say I can't hold it in
>she says I can cum
>not what I meant
>pee in her mouth
>surprised but takes it
>little upset I didn't tell her
>fuck regularly after that
>eventually she's bored of me
>only friends now
Guess this really isn't school related.
>>27071044
RIP IN PIECES MY SIDES
>>27070142
A football chad wanted to date me, that was confusing as hell because it wasn't sarcasm or anything. I was a shy wallflower so maybe douchebags are into that?
No I didn't have sex with him or do anything sexual, I kissed him once and that's about it. He was the definition of a man whore and I'm glad I didn't let him deflower me
>>27072598
what was he, gay?
>>27070568
>our campus security got tighter
Kek. I was at nvcc at the time and they didn't do Jack Shit on security
>>27072611
>and I'm glad I didn't let him deflower me
He is probably a she
>>27071044
>GRAB A CUTIE'S TURD
Fucking hell dude I wasn't ready
>9th grade, 10 years ago
>science class, A day
>teacher assigns seats, seats are tables for 2
>get paired next to a qt3.14 that i have noticed a lot before
>conversation comes easy being that we are at a table for two
>develop a pretty good relationship, I liker her a lot
>decide she can't like me because well, I'm me
>have some other classes with her friends
>one of her friends tells me is talking to me, she comes up and she confesses "she really likes you anon"
>panic, we have been friends for several months know, and knowing what i know now, this is obviously true.
>keep telling myself, "I'll ask her out tomorrow"
>to much beta continue to put it off, I'm dying inside but so scared to act on it.
>Teacher assigns new seats, no longer sit together.
>stay friends for the rest of the year I NEVER FUCKING ASKED.
>move schools the next year for the remainder of high school.don't talk after that
>FF to 3 years ago
>go to a bar with my dad, dad is from out of town otherwise i'd never be in a bar.
>shit, it's her, this is my chance
>go and talk to her, i'm pretty drunk, but things are going well
>she confesses "I had the biggest crush on you in high school"
>confess "i had one on you as well"
>get her number, kiss on the cheek, and tell her i'll text her
>next day send text "hey femanon, had a great time running into you last night"
>get text back almost immediately. It's not her, she gave me the wrong number
>panic, look her up on fb, add her but feel like a total douche. don't know why.
>message her saying i got the wrong number and if she can give me hers.
>gives me correct number, it was one digit off
>somehow in my infinite autism I decide it was creepy to look her up on fb and never text her
>waited to long. to late.
>this is my biggest regret of my life
>still see her posts from time to time
>mfw she got a boyfriend shortly after i never texted her and they have been together ever since
>>27072425
that story was so autistic it screamed imagination...
>>27073026
Don't kid yourself
she just wanted to hurt you
they always do
>awkward fucking mess getting hundreds in every class
>in Spanish class
>everyone asks to copy my work
>I politely let them at first and they are polite
> 2 weeks later they just grab my shit
>I have no idea what to do.FUK
>Refuse to help grill on test
> She begins to bully me
> calls me a "creep" and "weirdo"
> Used to give her all the hw
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people? I help them and they just treat me like shit.
>>27070142
>I asked one of the Stacies to prom over AIM
I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
>>27073161
>help them
You gave them all the answers. They didn't have to learn but you didn't follow through with it.
>>27070586
>having 4 initials
There hasnt been a person with 4 initials who shouldnt be punched in the face.
>>27070142
>in english class
>doing romeo and juliet
>at the height of my teenage, puberty-induced awkwardness
>i get cast as romeo because i'm the best at english in the class
>popular girl gets cast as juliet
>we're doing the scene where they first meet
>the teacher wants us to stand up and act it out
>we get to the part where they kiss
>teacher forces us to make out in front of the whole class
>>27073290
>shit that never happened: the post
this stuff only happens in those high school movies
>>27073337
it really did, and then her boyfriend bullied me for the rest of the year and everyone in that class started calling me rapeo (as a pun from romeo)
>>27071689
>Che Edgevara
TOP KEK
>>27073367
No, it didn't happen. I think you're full of shit
>>27073367
What did the girl think?
>grade neuf
>just moved to a new school
>don't really know anyone
>within 4 days some girl had asked me out
>she wasnt hot but I felt really good about it
>after a week I realize she has no personality
>break up
>get a slightly worse reputation
>befriend Greek girl who is in every one of my classes
>I realize I always acted really different around her
>soon enough I liked her
>no man I mean I loved that girl
>she was perfect in my eyes and not a stacy
>2nd semester
>become better and better friends
>one day in science, working on a project together
>native girl who was a really good friend of mine told me to ask her out for lunch
>kind of an awkward class, didn't say much
>asked her if she wanted to go to Subhuey
>her face goes super red
>Oh FUck Stage 1 initiated I repeat DEfcon OnE
>She says she doesnt have money
>I had %20 but got the message
>Defcon 2
>she didnt even look me in the eyes when she said it
>holy FUCK lads DEFCON 3 REachED
>she says maybe another time then we go to next class and do not talk for a week
> DEFCON REEEEEEEEEEEE
>aaaaAAAA
>he never went to subway
>I liked her for a year afterwards
>my good friend went hard hitting on her
>also some big chad native guy
>never know about her after that
>gave up on life temporarily
>
>
>
>freshman year
>nice guy in my french class and I are eating lunch with a few other people
>he accidentally knocks over my soda and it goes everywhere
>he apologized profusely
>I told him its fine but my friends told me I gave him a really weird stare for like 5 seconds before getting paper towels to clean up the soda
>guy didn't speak to me much for the rest of high school
he was a really friendly person and I was too socially inept to ask him what happened. I didn't even realize I was staring at him too.
>>27073290
We did a Romeo and Juliet project where we had to make a script like it but different in some way and perform it. Mime was Bromeo and Julian. Very homo erotic.
>Freshman year
>sit behind a robot guy in history
>one day the teacher calls him Erica
>mind blowned
>sit next to this qt girl during freshman year
>say stupid jokes, make her laugh all semester
>one day while doing notes, I see her staring at me from my peripheral vision
>pretend I don't notice
>she leans over and kisses me on the cheek
I really wish I still had my old confidence and humor I once had. I don't know what sapped it, but I I'm a pathetic coward now.
>sophmore year
>taking AP world history
>have to do 8 page paper
>forget to do it
>teacher ask me why
>i told him "I don't know."
>he doesnt ask anymore questions
>never spoke to him much for the rest of the year
>never turned in that paper
Makes me cringe to this day, 8 years later.
>3/10 girl says hi/waves to me from time to time in halls or in class
>small talk in class rarely
>she has a bf but I was never interested anyways
>one day out of nowhere before the first bell rings she walks up to me and pours all her problems onto me and also subtly blaming me
>becomes apparent that she wants me to play psychiatrist
>tune her out and give one word answers
Most confusing morning of my life.
>>27073732
>>taking AP world history
AP world is cancer, even colleges hate it. they prefer more focused studies like AP euro master race.
>>27073772
AP world history was the only AP history course my school allowed sophomores to take
Walking with girl when her cute friend jumps on my back like a piggy ride. I throw her off awkwardly, glare at her, and never talk to either one again. And I wonder why I'm a miserable, friendless virgin loser
>>27073806
Damn bruh you Fucked it up
>Be me
>9th grade
>Tend to be a very funny guy
>Kinda popular
>One Chad doesn't like me
>Comes up to me one day
>Tells me I have a small dick
>tell him to fuck off after laughing in his face
>He punches me
>I get knocked out
>He becomes new funny man
>I become a robot
Jokes on Chad though, I saw on Facebook he just got a divorce
>Change schools at least twice every grade year in high school because my father couldn't hold a job
>End up moving to an old military base turned projects
>Everyone is pretty chill
>Everyone is fucking stoned off their gourd
>Even the teachers
>Day two lunch, 6/10 stacy appears
>"Anon do you have a girlfriend?"
>"No."
>"I'll consider it."
>"W-wait, what?"
>Suddenly worlds most hippie redwings fan speaks up
>"Stacy you're such a used slunt he don't want your used ass."
>Stoner rabble intensifies
>She is visibly buttflustered and vagwinded
>Hang with stonerbros posse for the next couple of months
>>27070680
Top kek
Great story tbqh
>be in biology class in the ninth grade
>the lights are off and we're watching a video on a tv
>unattractive ghetto black chick who sits next to me puts her arm around me
>slide away from her
>never mention it again
She didn't ever seem to even like me except for that moment. Besides that, she seemed to think I was annoying.
>>27073992
Add him as a friend. Remind him what he did to you in high school. Laugh at how shit his life is now and tell him to enjoy putting Divorce Lawyer Goldstein's kids through college, and losing his dog and house to his wife.
>>27073759
>>becomes apparent that she wants me to play psychiatrist
>>tune her out and give one word answers
You did everything right.
I wish I would've acted the same way in middle and high school.
>Walking behind a building
>Chad soccer players are playing soccer
>try to get pass them as quickly as possible
>they're laughing about something idk
>I try not to make eye contact but i can tell they're pointing at me
>tfw they start calling me faggot "Hey faggot!" they yelled
>I turn around to look at them, and all of the sudden a soccer ball strikes me in the face
>the impact was so hard that it dropped me to the ground and my ears were ringing
>try to get up but i'm really dizzy and scared from the hit so I stumble a couple of times
>I got up my feet and got away from their hackleing laughter with a bloody nose
>cooking day in food class
>baking cakes
>everyone brings required ingredients to school
>bully squirts cream all over my face in playground
>get called a faggot
>lie on ground and start crying
>get dragged into learning support room while everyone snickers at me
>get cleaned off and go to next class where everyone just stares at me and the teacher asks me why im late
>i just break down and cry again
Humiliating things like this happened to me all the time. I'll never forget.
>>27074291
>reject her
>surprised she doesn't show interest anymore
I had a similar situation with a girl but she was more forward. She stroked my dick until it was fully erect and then left the room. Came back eventually (probably toilet break). Sat down next to me after that and just leaned against my shoulder.
She didn't follow that up. I dunno what that was about.
>>27074369
I second this motion
I believe in forgiveness but these fucks need to remember what pieces of shit they were. It makes them better people really
>guys usually play soccer during breaks
>nobody holds positions and shit so they're always occupied
>pressure me to join them
>get passed to once
>nail it in the upper left corner of the goal
>people say I'm not bad
>pass me more and stuff
>nail more goals
>girls take interest
>better quit while ahead
>stop soccer and read instead
>everyone loses interest
I'm retarded. My brain wasn't developed enough to learn anything useful why would I not play soccer?
>>27071044
fucking toppest of lelling keks anon
were you always that fucking spastic?
>>27070589
>TFW I live near where Delaney's was
>>27074593
You can't blame it on others the fact that you're a pussy
THIS IS ENOUGH! IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.
(402) 3190276
>>27071044
I need more autistic stories like this
>>27071044
Mate you're a fucked cunt
>>27071354
This is the gayest post I've ever read
Fuck you, stupid faggot
>>27071044
R3ddit/10
>>27071678
this is so old, it is like the invention of stale pasta
i heard this like almost 20 years ago
>>27075005
Is that eggman's dad?
Wtf would he have babies?
>>27072540
Nigga what?
Fuck off normie
>>27074823
Uhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhh
Is this a school shooter warning?
Wuz Gucci, CNN!
FREE BOBBY SHMURDA!
Bump
I like hearing these stories
Will post two of mine when I get off mobile
>>27071495
so are you gay anon???
>>27075159
I wasn't clear. The succubi magic stuff was an in joke, not just me being a dork. Slightly dorky for the situation still.
>be me
>year 8 in secondary school (I live in the UK)
>come in to class
>teacher is really hot - had a crush on her since forever
>"morning anon! bit early today?"
>literally start fucking shitting myself
>comedy fart sounds coming out of my ass
>teacher is silent, the rest of the students start coming in
>notice smell
>"mate did you just fucking shit yourself hahaha"
>go full autist
>for some reason put my hand down my pants
>pull out a half-broken turd
>throw it in teacher's face
>run out of class immediately
>never ran so fast in my life
I honestly have no idea why any of this happened, luckily I changed schools since we moved houses a lot.
>>27075346
Regardless, a girl drank your piss and regularly fucked you.
You're not a robot, please fuck off and die
>sat at front table with only one other student in chem class
>didn't talk much, occasionally she'd try to make small talk but I'm too autistic to reciprocate
>at lunch in library
>she randomly sits next to me at my usual spot
>don't say anything, read book and leave at bell
>next day she moves back one table leaving me alone
I still feel like those events were connected but I don't know how.
>>27070142
>landwhale keeps making fun of me
>builds up over time
>one day she says something stupid like "nice shoes anon, did ya get them at the dollar store?"
>ears literally ringing
>vision turning red
>spin around with a punch so hard it broke my middle finger and dislocated her jaw
>she's out cold, quite literally
>she starts making gasping/choking sounds
>sounds stop, her face turns blue
>blood from her mouth is spilling all over the floor
>she's not breathing
>ohfuckno.gif
>no one is around, run away
>later in PE I let the door slam on my hands so no one questions how I broke my finger
>never called to the principle's office
>see her next day, people talking about how she dislocated her jaw
>everyone thinks she tripped
>luckily someone found her
>never figured out why I didn't get in trouble
>either she legit got the memory erased from her asphyxiating, or she was to scared to tell
To this day I wonder how I managed to muster up enough strength to pull a punch of that magnitude off.
>>27075434
She didn't tell anyone cus she feared your alpha.
Dumb bitch was probably turned on and schlicked to the memory for years.
I'd buy you a round of tendies
>be me
>be 15
>in school
>go to toilet
>poop
>get cucked xD
>>27075402
Dunno anon. I'm in a pretty robot situation atm. NEET and no gf. We're friends in the sense that I could chat her on Facebook and probably get myself invited somewhere. I have Social phobia, depression and ADD (also hints of schizophrenia but not diagnosed) though so I'm not doing that.
She was a bit of a freak though. If the 25+ year old dude didn't make that clear.
It's not that strange for girls to like that kind of stuff actually. Not experienced girls anyway. In my experience that is. You might live in a place where everyone does the missionary with condoms and only after clothed foreplay/kissing.
>sitting in lunch
>completely hung over, splitting headache
>freshmen start singing happy birthday from accross the lunchroom
>know the entire room is going to start singing if I dont stop it
>stand up, SHUT UP, sit back down
>entire room silenced
>entire table of jocks starts pointing and laughing at the freshman girls
>suddenly a few rungs higher on the social ladder
whew
>>27075468
>tfw I have PTSD from this
it still haunts me to this day. I never figured out what happened to her.
However if I had to do it again I wound, even though the emotional scaring and trauma has basically ruined my life, I'd just like one chance to feel like an alpha again.
Also next time I'd probably punch her on top of the stairs and watch the fat bitch roll.
>>27073367
Proof right there that this never fucking happened. You're full of shit, like the other dude said.
>>27075525
>has had sex, ever
>wasn't raped
>fucked the girl multiple times
You're a fucking normie, fuck off.
I don't need you bragging about how you can get invited to parties and all the teenage sex you've had.
Fuck you
>le girls do this all le time, I iz no le special xd
No, they only do this for Chad's and normies.
FUCK OFF
>freshman year
>friend's gf is having a going away party since she's moving to a different state
>go for morale support
>some girl starts playing around with me
>we just talk about whatever
>end up throwing water balloons at each other
>completely soaked towards the end of the party
>friend has to go
>suddenly a pair of arms wrap around my waist followed by a big wet hug from behind me
>qt girl I had a water balloon fight with hugged me out of nowhere
>think nothing of it
>weeks later
>"hey anon, you know she was into you right?"
FUCK
>>27075628
Hey Chad!
You get lost on your way to Instagram? XD
>>27075661
Absolutely, you got it famerino.
>>27075374
no that actually didn't happen
also a lot of normans here
>>27075595
>bragging
No that was just me explaining our current distance. I'd get invited but I don't try because I'd be DOA essentially.
>wasn't raped
>has had sex
>multiple times
Anyone who has had a gf is likely to have had that experience. It's not a big deal. Also I don't see why you're judging me on my past experiences. It doesn't help me one bit. Do you think this place is made up of 1/10 uggos with bad personality or something? It'd be a much smaller board if it were.
>only Chads and normies
Well if you have sex you're a normies right? According to what you said above. So they will do it with just anyone. Experience is important though. There's ways to get inexperienced girls to do stuff but it's ill advised. Probably how most people get accused of statutory rape.
>>27075681
LMAO, same shit bruh lit af XD
Head on over back to your containment website, you stupid faggot
>>27075726
he's just here "for the memes and rage comic frog faces"
>>27075726
Nah, I like /r9k/
Kids like you don't really bother me, you're nothing but insignificant text behind a screen.
>>27075747
Yeah, god forbid I trigger some of you guys with a little anecdote that happened to me.Tumblrinas and Robots are one in the same.
>>27075714
Anyone who has had a gf doesn't belong on r9k.
Is this lost on you somehow??
Fuck off
>don't le judge me on muh le past ;-;
Literally the same exact thing that sluts say when they want a beta provider.
>Do you think this place is made up of 1/10 uggos with bad personality or something? It'd be a much smaller board if it were.
Yes, we are that ugly. You fucking normalfags and redditors keep invading, that's where this place is so full.
>substitute teacher
>assigns us work
>I finish it and pull out the book I was into, Snow Crash
>quietly reading, I don't give a fuck
>most of the class is talking loudly instead of working
>teacher points at me
>"Hey you! I heard that!"
>u wot m8
>"Get out of my class, go sit in the principal's office."
>sitting in the office with my shit, no idea what's going on
>still reading my book, trying to get through that huge fucking section on sumerian myths
>teacher shows up and the principal comes out and they start talking
>given 3 days of detention
>12 years later I still have no idea what the fuck I did
>do a big poopy poo
>get expelled
>tfw you got cucked xD
>>27075788
>we're that ugly
Bullshit. I've seen threads where you post yourselves. Mostly just 'failed normies'. Which perhaps I am, dunno if disorders would reclassify you. It's not like they're temporary for the most part. You just deal with them if you can.
The reason you don't get a gf is either that you're scared (like me) or simply don't know how to socialize (autism). Or maybe you're just a jerk. You're looking like a jerk from here.
>like sluts when they want a beta provider
Except things have changed for me physically. And I never partook in any amoral behavior. It was fwb, not cheating or anything.
>anyone who's had a gf
That could be a definition but that still disqualifies most people. What about people who have been with prostitutes? That's quite a few here I'd imagine. And that's still sex.
I don't see why I wouldn't belong when I can relate so much to almost everything here. I really want intimacy with a woman. Doesn't matter who really and I can't currently get there.
>>27073233
4 initials here. Fuck you, 3-initial peasant.
>>27075998
>>like sluts when they want a beta provider
>Except things have changed for me physically. And I never partook in any amoral behavior. It was fwb, not cheating or anything.
LITERALLY what a roastie says and does.
You fuck a lot in your youth, get fat, then claim "hurr we were never bf/gf so it wasn't amorl hurr durr #onlygodcamjudgeme
Paying for sex is the same as paying for a sandwich. Neither party feels emotions for each other, it's a business transaction.
A girl genuinely liked you and wanted you to have sex with her multiple times for free.
No robot has ever experienced this.
You're just a normie that wants to be a special snowflake.
Those pics are normies just like you.
Real robots don't take pictures, we hate cameras, we hate our ugly faces, and we hide from the world.
>jerk
Lol is this 2003?
I'm mean to normies who invade the one place I have left to be with my people.
Irl I'm a dysfunctional autist with severe depression, anxiety, and psychoses.
Fuck you, faggot.
Go brag about all that sex you had on Facebook or wherever your normies hang out
>9th grade
>go to eat lunch
>wtf no fucking chairs
>find empty chair, drag it to table
>barely sit down when HUGE nigger snatches my chair out from under me
>thankfully didn't fall on my ass
>nigger just takes chair to his table, howling like an ape
>so fucking beta I stand there for 5 Minutes , holding my tray
>freak out
>run to bathroom
>eat my lunch in bathroom
>cry a little
>>27076175
Pulling chair shit was the worst
Here's a story to light a fire in your heart
>some fucker trying to pull my chair from me as I walk into class
>jump my ass into the chair and slam it against the top edge of his desk
>CRUNCH
>he howls and rolls around on the floor clutching his hand to his chest
>broke his fucking fingers
>>27076248
Oh my fuck yes.
>>27076153
Still haven't motivated why the past matters. Just pointed out (in spite of my explanation to differentiate the two) how the situations response is similar. Roasties know their future is coming. They have options. I just got where I am by being.
>those pics are just like you
Eggman too? He's not too bad, certainly more than 1/10 even if he is bad.
>genuinely liked you
No anon. Not really, our relationship was pretty much strictly about fucking. I was a toy. The reason she sucked me off was because she thought it a good introduction. I'm not even sure if she fucked people other than me during that time. It's possible she just grabbed the closest available dick, we went to the same school and the past we shared made it easy, she knows I jerked off to her having sex. We never had any real pillow talk and she frequently just threw me out despite me saying I wanted to take 5 minutes to recover before I go. That's not liking someone. It's basically prostitution. Only she wanted me to pleasure her instead of me giving her money.
>jerk
I use words like that to express things more clearly. If I call you an asshole it seems I may be personally offended. But really I'm just saying your attitude is bad.
>anxiety
Nothing on phobia.
>depression
Me too, considered moderate because I don't try to kill myself anymore.
>dysfunction autist
Sounds like a self diagnosed problem.
>psychosis
Yeah that's worse than me I guess.
But I'd say we score very similarly. Honestly don't see why you'd call me a normie if you don't consider yourself one.
You seem too upset to be serious though. Probably just baiting me.
>>27076248
How were his fingers between the chair and his desk? I would have thought he would have his fingers on the other side, and maybe his thumbs would get crunched.
>>27076175
you should have eaten in the gym, I did that in 10th grade
>grab a bagel
>bring it to the locker room
>pretend I'm cleaning out my locker
>really just eating
Or even better
>eat lunch while watching gym class
This only works for bagels so you can hide them, not carry a huge fucking lunch tray
Thankfully my art teacher let students hang out in her classroom as long as they were quiet, so I did that too.
>>27076610
I hung out with this really qt Korean French teacher.
When I graduated, we went our for drinks and I fugged her vagoo.
Then she died in car crash a few weeks later.
We had plans to keep dating and stuff.
Guess the world wants me to die alone
>>27070142
>get gf
>shes a whore
still dont understand why i bothered
>>27073367
>rapeo (as a pun from romeo)
Lol go home kid, you aren't fooling anyone.
>get into high school
>make friends
>meet a girl who is interested in me
>date said girl but still focus on getting an education
I thought this thread was for robots not autists
Some context
>Be me
>Have Asian inheritance and be 6'2 in a manlet country so I stand out.
>Always had luck with girls, they literally confessed to me more than once
>But I'm dense and shy as fuck so I'm a kissless, handholdless virgin.
>Had to change schools for my senior year because of reasons
>All the groups of friends have been stablished ages ago.
>I come from a strict, religious school so I can't adapt
>I spend the first semester of the year as the class loner
>My luck with girls has vanished apparently
>I'm horny as hell but no girl will approach me at all and even if they did I'm still shy as hell so I'd fuck up anyway
>FUCK.jpg
Now here goes the actual story
>2nd semester starts
>I've let my hair grow
>Now I kinda look like a korean guy from those dramas gookboos love so much
>In less than a month I'll do my college entrance exams
>I'm stressed as fuck
>Still the "loner kinda cool but also kinda awkward" guy from the class
>One day at class I'm finally fed up with life so I decide to stop giving a shit, no more shaving my beard, no more trying to look attractive so one girl finally approaches me and asks me out or something (I know, what a faggot).Just, enough.
>I'm done with girls
>IT'S OVER.jpg
.
.
.
>Less that 10 SECONDS AFTER I HAD MY REALIZATION
>A girl who sits next to me passes me a piece of paper.
>It says: "Hey Anon, I don't really know how to put this but... I LIKE YOU.
>7/10, Small breasts, my type
>THANKYOUJESUS.jpg
>DONT YOU DARE TO FUCK THIS UP ANON
That's all
It didn't work out btw I was busy with my entrance exams, she was kinda nuts and her dad was a cop.
B-but hey, at least I'm no longer a Hugless, Kissless Virgin
Now I'm just a virgin
>>27075788
why do you guys embrace being losers so much
>>27070142
>16, senior year of high school
>girl I know
>"hey anon, want to go out to lunch with me?"
>"sure"
>we do this every day until graduation
>sometimes after school too
I still don't get it
>>27071044
Holy fucking autism batman. How can someone be this autistic?
>>27077201
He doesn't want other people to be better in his group. He'd rather say we're all ugly and think to himself that he's not as ugly. Me coming here having had sex apparently breaks that illusion. Despite there being so much evidence against me being attractive.
>Be 17 in Grade 10 (I was held back twice in elementary school for being a dumb)
>Talking to girl in science class
>She was pretty smart, so she tutored me often
>I thought we were getting pretty close so I went to her house for one of the study sessions
>Halfway through the session I randomly kiss her on the cheek
>Heart racing like crazy
>"di..di..did you like that?" I mumble to the floor
>she asks me to leave
>I skip science for a few days because it was so damn awkward
>Around a week later I see her in the hallway
>I'm about to walk up to her to say hello and then I notice that she's talking to a guy
>Of course he's a tall jock and I barely come up to his collar bones (5'3 wiener here)
>The second he walks away to go to his next class I walk up to her
>Start choking her because of how mad I am
>Don't realize wtf I'm doing until people are pulling me off of her
>A huge crowd yelling at me
>The giant ruckus knocks me to the floor
>Everybody trying to attack me
>Even nerds are stomping on my head
>Called into principal's office and am expelled for assault
>Try getting into schools for delinquents to at least get a diploma
>Drop out a week after I finally found a school that would take me
>Have been NEET for 15 years
I really fucked up
>be the clown of class(no the one who would do anything for laughs)
>I have a small group of friends but I get along with a lot of my classmates
>a qt girl has a crush on me
>one day she lets a letter in my backpack.
>one of her friends tells me "hey anon did you read the letter"
>I said "no what letter?"
>after class I got to my home and read the letter
>is a confession
>do nothing
>FF that year the qt girl changed to another school and didn't have more contact with her
>never got a confession letter again
Damn I fucked up,years later I got her on facebook but I posted some weird shit in her wall and she erased me from her friends, also she came back but by that time I already dropped out of school because depression and lost all my grace and I wasn't funny anymore.
>>27077315
By being born with severe autism I'm assuming
>>27077414
Anon are you XYY? Did they check? You're showing all the signs of XYY.
>>27071044
Autism is a blessing and curse anon b
>>27071130
Self plagiarism. Remember to cite next time.
>>27071904
Ngl your story is pretty weird but I believe it and do find it kinda hot but I can see how awful it must have been, yet it makes me a little jealous
>>27071904
Obviously one of the girls had a crush on you that's why he called you a manwhore
>>27071059
That was me all thorough high school. Just you're neighborhood black guy.
>>27077531
Yeah probably but come on. Why would her friend go out there to talk like that. If she's into me they either talk about it beforehand or they just don't care. I don't see why she had to follow. Could just be that we leave and go on with our lives. Instead she brings me to the girl she offended, acts all hostile and shit and attempts to rape me. What the hell is that? I don't see the reason.
>16 years old
>end up walking home from school with a qt from my class
>we both need to wait in town for a while so decide to go get some coffee
>chat about school, life etc.
>time to go
>"see you at school tomorrow anon!"
>7 years later and it's one of my best memories of high school
>I still think about that day from time to time
>tfw she probably forgot about it a week after it happened
>tfw that kind of thing is just a normal thing that happens every week for chads
>>27077616
Well maybe they were crazy?
I mean if she is a know slut in your school then she must have had daddy issues or something
>>27077693
Guess so. But they (especially other girl) seemed rather sane normally.
>junior year
>depression really starting to hit
>started skipping more and more classes
>apparently in one of my classes
>the teacher was cracking jokes and said
>"Remember everyone, don't become a loser, like anon"
>only reason I found out about it was because a few kids in the class told me
>they also told the principal and the teacher had to have a one on one apology with me
>felt fake as fuck and made me want to be in the classroom even less
>eventually dropped out of HS entirely
I have a lot of weird memories like this. Another one involving chads throwing rocks at me, still got a scar on my head and another one involving a cocky nerd in the class calling me a fucking retard in front of the class while they laughed at me.
>tfw have never fit in with anyone
>>27077715
>muh depression
Your a need lost because you didn't finish scold and that's your fault. Your teacher was right. You are a loser
> be beta 17 year old
> don't hang out with a lot of people, best friend is say always grounded so hardly see him outside of school
> be talking to weird girl a year younger than me at school
> texting me while I'm playing poker I red dead redemption
> tells me that she likes me in a physical way, not emotional way, and wants to know what it would be like to kiss me
> Never had this kind if attention from a female before, stare at message for awhile
> turn phone off, kept playing poker
> imissedoutonhavingafuckbuddy.webm
Granted it was probably for the best that my stupidity made me nit get laid. She was fucking crazy. There were many other instances of shit like this happening too. It's kind of a miracle that I didn't bone this girl, she tried so hard
>
>>27070972
Never take antipsychotics, that shit destroys your brain.
>walking down the stairs one day
>read somewhere that if the stairs are only a bit off you get Mildy disoriented
>morbidcuriosity.gif
>leave class later to "go to the bathroom" a few minutes before the period ends
>go to stairs
>get pencil, drop it on second step down
>rub it with Vaseline
>bell rings
>a tide of students flow out into the hallways
>two waves of them are approaching the choke point, the stairs
>one kid trips, he grabs his peer to stabilize himself, but it is to no avail
>he crashes downwards against the students trying to ascend
This staircase is 2 stories straight up
>you can hear the cracking of bones as everyone stars falling down the stairs
>mfw the kid who slipped on the pencil got blamed
>mfw no one ever found out
>mfw some of them were hospitalized
I have no idea to this day why I ever wanted to cause this ruckus in the first place. I'm a generally nice guy...
>>27076475
Not him, but you cannot be a robot and not a virgin. Robots cannot form working relationships, and cannot have sex.
We're upset because this is our one sanctuary, and you fucking normalfags come here and have taken it from us. So fucking what if you faggots don't fit in in one goddamn place.
>>27072082
What animu was that?
>>27077742
I never denied the fact of what I am. I just remember that year being the worst in terms of my internal struggle, was also the first year I started on medication.
Also, you probably shouldn't type while drunk as a skunk. I can't figure out what the fuck you're saying in the first part of your sentence.
>sat in math class on a group table
>spaced out completely
>daydreaming and staring off at someone without realizing
>average girl on table snaps "Stop staring at me!"
>say "What the fuck?"
>nobody does or says anything
>zone out again
hmm
>>27070142
> be me in freshmen year
> made stupid decisions but not a total autist
> friend has a thing for this blonde Stacey bitch
> she was so stereotypical her name was literally Porshai
> one day a rumor surfaces that I tried to lick her or some shit like that
> get ridiculed about but nothing ever came of it
> mfw I found out I tried lick some girl I barely knew
>>27077715
And you didn't shoot up the school why?
>be in Grade 10
>this girl breaks out a guitar and sings original material at lunch.
>everyone complements her
>Girl: "anon, what do you think?"
>Me: "I think Country music is shit."
>mfw we dated for a year shortly afterwards
My Chad moment fucking worked.
>>27072540
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT THANK YOU ANON THAT MADE MY DAY
>>27078432
These are actually the best feels. Women like when you hate and insult them. It's weird
>be walking down some stairs from a science class
>some guy grabs the hood of my coat, pushes me down then pulls me up, does this for a while
>hood was removable, buttons pop off
>went flying down the stairs
>lols all round
>wanted him to die
>in detention with a cute girl
>Girl leans over
>" Hey Anon, have you ever heard a queef before?"
>The girl does it and giggles.
What the fuck.
>Ended up fucking that summer, She was freaky as fuck
>>27070440
>Still don't know why he stuck up for me. Never talked to him before that.
Because he was afraid your white ass was gonna shoot up the school
>>27070603
Is this thing that happens in Highschool. I remember getting my ass grabbed by some girl I've never met in the hallway on two different occasions. Never saw or heard from either again.is this rape, I didn't consent nor enjoy it
>tfw homeschooled
>tfw girls never initiate anything in college
if you weren't homeschooled, you CAN'T be a robot
>>27078540
He jus don't wanna shoot yo stanky ass
>>27078636
>implying growing in public school and being patronized or rejected doesn't cause more harm
>>27078668
it's well known that it's better for a child to grow up with negative stimulus than no stimulus
>>27078299
I live in Cancuckistan, no way in hell I'm finding a gun when I'm 15. Especially with such liberal, pussy parents.
>>27078449
No problem robot
>>27077879
top fucking kek
even if it's fake this story just made my night
>in English class minding my own business
>we got to go to the computer lab that day, yippee
>teacher left the room, was browsing a music site when suddenly 2 guys held me down to my chair and started wrapping tape around me
>it was scotch tape so it wasn't hard to untie myself
>teacher came back and asked what happened
>didn't know what to say, was too ashamed so I just sighed and went turned back to the computer
>a year later was put in a group with one of the guys
>he asked why I didn't rat him out
>had no response
I dunno.
>>27077865
>tfw took them for a like a year and a half when I was 18
I often wonder how much damage my brain took. I feel like I'm still pretty smart, but that means I'd be even more smart without them ;_;
>friend tells me girl is annoying him over AIM
>create new account and start messaging her at 3am telling her I'm outside her window and describing how I'm going up asphyxiate her with a bag on her head and smash her face with a hammer before cutting up her body and burping the pieces in far away places
>immediately apprehended by police the next day at school
>8hr long interrogation type shit happens and I get off on probation
Still don't know why I did that. It's like when I started I just couldn't stop.
>>27079634
That's actually kinda scary anon
The way it was told made it seem like you were set up and something bad was about to happen. That's just my paranoia acting up though
>>27079758
Honestly I wasn't sure what they had planned. I didn't really have time to react, next thing I knew I was tied to a chair and everyone was laughing. One of the guys bullied me a bit before the incident too, for example I was walking home one day and he just straight up tackled me to the ground. For a few years I took an alternate, longer way home. Ended up moving to a different area and I was very relieved to say the least.
>>27071552
Jesus.. You are a fucking pussy.
should have knocked her the fuck out
>9th grade
>Doing pledge
>After pledge, we have to stand in position and be silent for 2 minutes because we wouldn't shut the hell up earlier.
>1 minute in
>kid cuts the loudest fart
>nobody laughed
>dying inside
>>27070717
Most EU christian countries do morning prayer too. Probably declining year on year due to fedorism though.
>>27071406
>>27071528
>>27071552
wait wait wait I dont get this at all. You sucked a tranny girls dick in school?
>>27080302
Oh yeah. Sounds like a great idea anon. Get violent when it could just be a peaceful femdom thing. There's so many reasons not to presume really. Maybe they were just making fun of me. Who knows. And once I got kicked in the balls I was out pretty much. >>27080525
The tranny bit was a joke. See the parenthesis jk parenthesis? I just thought of it and thought it was funny.
And I didn't lick her when asked. That's why they got upset.
>>27080403
>most EU Christian countries
Most southern European countries perhaps. Backwards ass spics..
>>27071059
Wasn't even high school and I met that guy on the bus last year.
I gave spare dosh to some dude holding up the boss since he was acting slow about understanding that he needed fare (the bus used to be free)
Nigga called me Charlie Brown.
>Freshman year, at an away football game
>high school zoning was different since there were 9 high schools and only 4 middle schools
>the school we're playing had a lot of kids from my middle school in it
>3rd quarter, marching band gets its break
>slut lab partner I had in 8th grade is a cheerleader for the other school and me and a buddy meet her at the snack bar
>She's even hotter than I remember
>we all go to eat behind the bleachers
>eventually my buddy and the other people get picked off by passing friends
>just me and the girl now
>she used to let me feel her up in science class and be a huge cocktease, start talking about that
>she asks if I've had any luck with girls but I only was into her
>Tell her as much, I wasn't that shy with her because she thought my autism was cute
>basically tell her that her body has really matured over the summer
>She asks me if I want to touch her again
>I followed her to the cheerleader's locker room which was deserted and thought she would hook up with me
>Instead she just strips to her underwear and gives me a shit lap dance but I was 14 so it was amazing
>She's all sweaty from the heat and smelled musky
>Gives me my first kiss ever and we make out for a bit
>Beg her to go out with me or fuck me
>She winks and says we need to go back to the game before the 4th quarter
She left me with the image of her in a sports bra and stretchy polyester thong... I saw her at my school two seasons later and she acted like she didn't know me. I was crushed and still love her to this day, even though she was a whore.
>>27073233
My sister has 5:)))
>>27073233
I have 4
It's a pain when people do a shit job of creating forms. Why did my dad have to fall for the handing down middle names meme.
>>27070142
>be 15 in american high school
>exchange student
>super dweeby awkward kid, who somehow had people to talk to
>selling chocolate bars for wrestling team
>ask 3/10 robot chinese girl exchange student next to me in history if she wants to buy
>she jumps up and fucking sprints out of the classroom
>comes back a minute later with some crumbled dollar bills
>give her two bars and don't talk to her further
She would also always stare at the ground whenever I talked to her and in one case when I pretended to use chopsticks with pencils, grabbed my hand and corrected my technique. She got really embarrassed and just stared into her desk the rest of the day.
>>27081412
>still love her to this day
You don't know even remotely know what love is.
>>27071044
I need a moment
>>27071044
jesus man what the fuck
>>27077665
This story touched me, anon.
>>27071044
That's so horrible
>>27072082
black weebs are based as fuck desu
>>27071183
What better could you say?
>>27078636
why didn't you try to fuck your teacher?
OP here, wanted to share another thing i remembered, was with the same girl, have no idea when it was year wise though
>Just fuck my shit up senpai
>Be me in an RE class
>Computer room
>FuckYeah.jpg
>Sit with mate opposite him and the girl and her 2 friends to the right
>Girl starts asking me "Anon, when are you going to admit your gay?"
>Wat.jpg
>Suddenly realize that she tried to turn me gay before, by making me watch a 3 minute video of shirtless guys dancing
>"...You do know i'm never gonna be gay, fem-anon"
>"But just admit it!"
>"Why? i don't have any attraction to dicks or people with dicks"
>She just moves on and i start to get paranoid and annoyed
I swear, this girl was a strange one, she did all kinds of shit i tell you
>inb4 just say you wanna fuck a trap
She knows what a trap is, and understand that it's a guy
>inb4 didn't happen
that's your choice
>>27083500
she probably wanted you to "prove it" with her you dingus
>>27083671
The problem is that wouldn't even go well in an ideal world, she was a lesbian
>>27083752
A lesbian is just a girl who hasn't had a good dicking yet.
Someone scribbled ink all over a celtic knot index card I decorated all by myself that looked damn nice
tossed a bloody razor blade at my leg (and missed)
and masturbated onto my annual in my backpack while no one was in the room. I thought it was glue.
all in the same year in middle school
I don't even know what I did
>>27083779
Wouldn't even matter, was too fucking beta anyway, plus she had a...'butler' (Not fucking kidding) that she'd 'reward' with sex, so either way, was NOT going near that pussy
>>27083848
did you pay your protection money to Chad?
>>27070586
Gee S.T.U.D, how come your mom let's you have four names?
>>27083979
he's probably spanish
>>27071120
>new girl comes to school
>kind of qt
>she starts a fight with me while walking home
>im just trying to keep her off me
>she is going all out scratching/kicking and grabbing at me etc
>throw her down a snowbank as hard as I can multiple times but she keeps running back to catch up with me to fight more, all the way to her house.
she prob wanted the D
Some kid at my school that thought he was an ebin troll sent a tweet to Darius Rucker saying "leave country to the white folk", and then Darius responded chewing him out in three separate tweets. It gained national attention and the kid was actually invited to be on a TV show (probably Ellen or something). He somehow got in trouble for it for "bringing shame to our school" (complete bullshit), and either got suspended or expelled for it. Coincidentally enough, this was only a couple months after another kid got in trouble for calling someone from another school the n-word over Twitter. Pretty funny stuff t b h
>>27084021
You missed the meme. Is the "two hot dogs" thing really that old?
Short one:
>everyone is growing taller than me
>I'm still like 5'1"
>everyone's stopped growing already
>Staceys make fun of me
>junior year I grow a full foot and some inches and transform from skeleton to Chad-tier build
>earlier in either freshmen or sophomore year I had a spergy incident where I accidentally told everyone in the class my dick size at the time (5 inches)
>people gave me stupid nicknames
>staceys put two and two together
>if I didn't go through puberty until now, and a year ago I said my dick was five inches....
>basically women were throwing themselves at me
>I was still too much of an autist to realize it
>one time a Stacey sits next to me and starts rubbin up on me
>boner.jpg
>start sweating really badly
>she says something like "is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
>yell "BANANA" and fucking run away while saying "I HAVE TO GO USE THE BATHROOM!"
>another one sent me nudes and I reported her to the FBI because I didn't want to get arrested
>one girls starts fucking makin out with me out of nowhere
>literally push her away from me because autism
>everyone thinks I'm gay
>mfw people kept spreading rumors that I was gay until my personality has been tainted
>no seriously even in my adulthood girls avoid me
>I finally got to first base ON MY OWN once and she literally said "anon, aren't you gay" (and then i speeded out.)
How the fuck did I go through puberty at 16?
>>27084642
>>another one sent me nudes and I reported her to the FBI because I didn't want to get arrested
Nice. Did she find out that you reported her?
>>27070142
>10th grade
>Transfer to new school
>Be in gym class
>Don't know anyone so i sit off to the side
>qt3.14 approaches me
>Doesn't know im autistic
>"Hi anon, do you want to join our group"
>"No im fine"
>"O-okay. Maybe another time then."
i have a bunch of autism stories involving this girl. Looking back on it i think she liked me
>>27084677
I don't know, I cut contact with her completely after, but IIRC she kinda disappeared. I think she would think it was me because I'm the only one who saw it.
>>27084743
>disappeared
The FBI locked her up.
>>27084755
Holy shit! It's almost been five years!
http://famm.org/affected-families/child-pornography-sentences/
R9k, how fucked am I if a Stacey has been possibly planning a vendetta against me for five years in prison because i reported her sending nudes?
I think the most autistic thing that k did in high school was piss my pants. Stupid bitch wouldn't let me go during class and I was sitting near the back and I just pissed my pants. There was a huge stain down the front and I got this retarded idea that if I dunked them in a toilet it would change the entire pants color and match and no one would be able to tell I peed in them. So I was lied around for the rest of the day in pants I peed in and dunked in the toilet.
>sophomore year
>hanging out with friends
>"I gotta go to he bathroom"
>on my way back see a 3rd grade teacher bringing a kid down the hall
btw, all grades were in the same building in my school
>kid points at me "it was him!"
>wut.gif
>teacher looks at me angry as fuck "Why did you take his card?"
>wut(2).gif
>"I don't know what you're talking about"
>"You know what I'm talking about. give him his card back"
>little kid is also angry as fuck "You took my YU GI Oh card"
>get pretty pissed that I'm being yelled at by an 8yr
>say "I didn't take anyone's card" and start walking away
>teacher grabs my arm
>death_grip.png
>"You're going to the principal's office"
>he takes me there and the principal's on he phone, techer tells me to sit down and wait
>wait about 10 mins and see its time for class
>stand up and leave
>nobody does anything
still don't know why the kid would think it was me, especialy cause i was the only black guy my age at the school
>junior year
>girl asks me to dance
>agree because why not, thought I was getting lucky
>we kiss at dance
>was my first kiss
>4 day holiday from school after dance
>my family and I went out of state
>she ends it with me with a text during the holiday
>next school day she's back with her ex-bf
>tfw I was used and thrown away
I don't understand why she chose to use me or why she let me kiss her. Regardless of what happened or how great it was in the moment, the overall experience was fucking awful. I just wish I would have learned to ignore women before I went into high school.
>senior year
>was attendance office assistant during first period
>constantly seeing the same degenerates showing up late
>one junior girl was pregnant
>showed up late probably 3 days a week
>she always told me i had a great smile
>eventually she asked for my number
>caught off guard, i gave it to her
>this was 2001, so this was my home landline number, no cell phone
>she calls every fucking day for a month
>she is batshit crazy
>start telling my mom to tell her i'm not home
>second semester i stop working in the attendance office
>she stops calling
>heard she gave the kid up for adoption and became a total junkie
>>27076475
shhh
i read your posts
not that guy
you suck dude!
>>27077476
every autist on 4chan is a fuckin Phd, wikipedia diagnoser
>>27087463
Yeah bit what's the chances of someone being so dumb he has to do elementary school over twice (clearly developmental difficulties, it's a rare thing). Often impulsive individuals (kiss on cheek in a tutor situation, and you're calling me an autist) who exhibit a high tendency of violence that's not well explained by the IQ gap left by the stunted development. Getting a girl to tutor you simply because she's smart. That's something, if he's not bothered by describing it that way and she was actually paid then why is there any question? He's at least retarded.
It's not a diagnosis it's a recommendation to seek professional health. If you have auditory hallucinations and think you're fairly normal someone should tell you to get checked out. Sure, doesn't have to be specific but I find it helps to have a person read about their shit and recognize well.
A lot of 4chan posters are retarded enough to think most psychiatric care people are much better than Wikipedia honestly. The limitation here isn't knowledge. It's information. We only know this instance and his development problems.
>>27087269
>you suck
Well said anon. Can't argue with that.
>>27071044
Please end yourself holy shit how can snyone be this autistic
