holy fuck. my (soon to be ex) gf just seriously proposed having a "1 way open relationship" (with it being open for only her).... i thought this shit was supposed to be a fucking meme.. i was born in the wrong fucking century.
god fucking damn it.
>JUST
>>27070070
she doesn't care about you. if she did, she would be content with only you
>>27070070
How fucking selfish is that? Call her a slut and dump her ass.
>>27070124
that's why i said she's my soon-to-be ex gf.... i'm going to break ti up with her
but really, in what fucking universe does she have the balls to propose something like this? i've been with her for 2 years, and never given an indication that anything like this would be remotel acceptable.
Break up with her and post about her whorish deeds on social media
>>27070146
Post screenies of texts if you have em, I wanna see this shit.
Literally ask her why the fuck she thinks that even if you DID have an open relationship, that it would be okay for her to be the only one allowed to sleep with other people.
>>27070146
she's obviously a piece of shit, but you must have had some good times if you've been with her for two years. just make sure not to hesitate, just end it. she might try to guilt you into just forgetting the whole thing and going back to normal which is something you DON'T want to do. if she even suggests that, she's not worth it in the first place
>>27070146
Post her pics out of curiosity. They don't have to be lewds. Also you better fucking break up with her right now. Call and say you're done then go Jack off to futa like a normal person
>>27070070
Just be a man and say no, and that you don't think an open relationship will be good.
>my gf did this too
immediately broke up with her
right after i broke up with her she immediately dated the guy i saw her hanging out with a lot at our university
the fucking bitch
dump and post pics of text.
>>27070210
>>27070222
>>27070239
yeah, i don't really care what the fuck she has to say... there's no going back now...
my thought is that if she made that proposal, she knows exactly who she wants to fuck.
so screw her.
Agree to it
But she only allowed other women
What's Dr.Just's real name?
>>27070395
>>27070253
what i really want to know is WTF she was thinking...
'okay dear, that sounds fine, go explore your sexuality with chad while i sit around playing with my thumbs'
i thought she was a reasonable intelligent girl too...
either she's fucking dense, or she REALLY (like REALLLLY) doesn't care at all about me...
maybe a combination of the two...
She wants to break up with you, basically. She's asking you to do something you can't, so that when you refuse, she can fuck whoever because you're 'holding her back' or whatever inane babble she'll queef out of her top hole.
Drop her, move on, she's rotten meat.
If you really wanted to blow her mind, you'd have broken her nose when she suggested it, then explained what I just have above, stating that you took the secret third option which is always available - smacking her like a tambourine.
This is how they learn that their schemes are transparent, and that you can bore into the depths of her soul with ease.
t. lost hope and desires only violent death.
>>27070602
But if you are going to smack her, I suggest big overarm punches to the centre of the face, none of that open hand shit that condescending douchebags use to patronise them and make them feel small.
Treat her like a man who had just asked to fuck your gf.
Good for you for not being a cuck OP.
How's your sex life with her? Has it gradually slowed down over the 2 years?
>>27070692
No, sex life had been what I consider good.... Sex almost every day... I have a large member, too..
No noticeable problems until this conversation earlier today.
Keep this thread alive.. She will be here soon and I will update.
>>27070875
Hell yea OP. Just remember to take the high road if she tries to argue/yell. Don't go to her level.
You the real mvp
Stay dry puppers
Block her on everything and delete all your texts from her. Throw away everything she ever gave you, change your number, and make sure you leave NOTHING around that reminds you of her. These will make this experience even more painful than its going to be already. After about 2 months it will still hurt but it will feel like a bad dream youre finally waking out of (unless you contact her or see her, this RESETS THE ENTIRE PROCESS).
Im recently going through a really bad break up after a 5 year relationship and I feel like Im handling it better than half these faggots do after a couple of months of them dating.
bump to stay alive. Please deliver OP
>>27070070
what was her reasoning for asking that?
>>27071114
Preach nig
>>27071114
Really good advice right here. Anybody going through a breakup should take it
>>27070070
>soon to be
How did you not immediately pick her up by the throat and throw her down the stairs after she said something so disgusting. What kind of weak bitch reply did you give her? If my girlfriend said that to me, it would take everything in my being to not kill her ruthlessly.
>>27070395
Well at least you refuse to be a cuck, congrats anon it's more than most of the posters on this board would do.
>>27071146
Clearly to fuck someone she's had her eye on for a while.
>>27071190
OP doesn't want to end up in jail like some nig. Best to be the adult and cut off without violence/yelling.
Be the better man OP, no regrets.
The fact that she brought it up means she already has someone lined up to fuck, possibly someone she already has fucked.
Post some proof you faggot.
>>27070146
>but really, in what fucking universe does she have the balls to propose something like this?
I hate to break it to you, but she's probably already got someone else in mind; AKA the guy she's been fucking on the side for a long time. She's suggesting an "open" relationship so she can come out to cheating on you without feeling bad about it.
>>27071190
I-I told her i'd think about it and walked her home..
>>27071190
Fucking this. I would want to kill her for proposing an open relationship at all, but a 1 way open relationship? Holy fuck what kind of narcissistic piece of shit do you have to be to even think someone would be OK with that?
>>27071216
Back in the day, a real man would bury her up to her neck and drop a cinder block on her head.
>>27071114
Id also like to add that one of the WORST mistakes you can make during this painful time of your life is going through her facebook. DO NOT DO THIS. AVOID LOOKING AT ANY OF EHR SOCIAL MEDIA AT ALL FUCKING COSTS. THIS IS THE WORST MISTAKE YOU CAN MAKE.
welcome to the "all women are whores, I told you so" club pal
OP if she asks why you want to break up one of the reasons should be "I don't want to catch anything"
>>27070461
Brendan Fraser
>>27070070
She's incapable of love. Cut her out of your life.
>>27071266
>what kind of narcissistic piece of shit do you have to be to even think someone would be OK with that
A woman. You have to be a woman.
>>27070070
Hold your horses, anon. What if she wants you to dump her?
>>27071114
I'm curious as to what caused the break up after 5 years of being together
>>27071343
So you would agree to it? cucks man, not even once.
>>27071353
she went to university and decided to get a second boyfriend that worked at the target she was working at
I found out 2 months later
>>27070395
Spoiler alert: theyve already fucked.
>>27071355
Good point.
Original comment
>>27071043
Stay dry,pupper
ORIGNALDO
>>27071385
^ This, and I can guarantee that the reason she proposed this was to get you to initiate the break up and make you look like the "bad guy"
>>27071383
Jeez, she just tossed you out the window didn't she. Sorry dude.
>>27071449
He's the bad guy? Shes the one who asked for it. Fuck what she ends up telling her friends, all that matters is OP knowing he made the right decision. Never rely on someone else for your own happiness.
>>27071043
Stay dry puppers
original etc
>>27071451
Yes. Doesnt really make sense. Hes very fat, unattractive, and in his mid twenties with no education. I have alot more going for me. Doesnt change anything though so all I can do now is move on
>>27071582
Already had the talk with her?
>>27070070
hope you dumped her skanky bitch ass.
>>27071599
oh this was months ago now
I just told her she wasnt a good person, that her life was going to be shit without me, and that theres nothing she can do to ever make me want to talk to her again. She tried to make it my fault by saying I never listened, that all the "small" problems she had with me are actually big ones, and that she doesnt feel like she can have my friendship without dating me (this one is correct). I already explained what I did after that in my first post.
>>27070070
The only kind of open relationship I'd have with a slut is the open door relationship : ready for her to leave at any time.
Dump her whore ass, OP.
>>27070070
if it makes you feel any better bro, my ex proposed a one-way open relationship for me..
i feel bad for you op but post text or gtfo
>>27070423
This anon has the right idea, then tie them up and bang em both.
>>27070070
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT really? i hope you have some pride and kicked that cunt to the curb. I don't care how much you want pussy that is grade a pure cuck!
Nobody wants to be a cuck.
>>27071742
I seriously hope you weren't a weak bitch about it and gave her everything she had coming to her.
>>27071777
OMG I GOT 777 TRIPS
>>27070070
>normie problems
get cucked faggot
>>27071114
>Im recently going through a really bad break up after a 5 year relationship and I feel like Im handling it better than half these faggots do after a couple of months of them dating.
Just lol. I was upset for one afternoon after I broke up with my 2 year long gf.
>>27070146
Maybe she has a cuck fetish?
>>27071343
That's why you fuck her one last time and then dump her.
>>27071927
If that was the case she should have said so
Doesn't make it more acceptable though.
>>27070070
It's 2016, you sexist asshole.
Women are allowed to have fun!
>>27070070
Good thing I'm KV who actually makes an effort to avoid contact with women outside of my family.
>1-way open relationship
yeah, there's only 1 way the relationship is going to be open, if you break up lmao
>>27070070
Is she a feminist? She probably got the idea from them.
>>27071808
Nah, I mean she said that I could sleep around be she'd stay monogamous.
She knew I'd dump her if she ever asked to sleep around but our relationship had been on the rocks for a while. In the end we split up a few weeks later anyway.
>>27070070
This is probably a work and she said that crazy shit so she can get you to break up with her.
This never happened
More original comment than this bait
>>27070395
Wow for once OP isn't a cuck faggot
>>27072198
this comment isn't by any means original
>>27071043
stay dry pupper, may all the men who see the early signs of cuckoldry in their gf dump that shit swiftly
>>27071777
witnessed senpai
>>27070875
>>27070875
alright guys.... i'm back, and i have a somewhat fucked up update.......
i'll give you a summary:
>calm, then yelling
>i lose my cool, i punched her (i blame the anon in this thread for putting it in my head)
> (ooooh shit, i dun goofed.. realize so almost immediately, but i don't say anthing)
>SHE starts apologizing, saying she deserves it
> we fuck
> she asks 'if we're good'
> i tell her we're done
> (oh shit, i dun goofed twice.. i should have told her yes and allowed her face to heal)
> she goes apeshit
> she ends up leaving
so this is where i am now. will she call the police? what's going to happen? i don't fucking know....
i went from feeling angry to now feeling worried that i'm going to get in trouble for punching her...
>>27070070
80 fucking replies
you faggots deserve shitty bait threads like this if youre going to keep falling for them
>>27072581
You just posted that you punched her. Nice evidence, fucktard.
All you can do now is run and hide out somewhere away from your house. Not kidding, do this for at least 12 hours.
>>27072608
It's fun anon, don't you want to have fun
>>27072620
would the police sieze my laptop? i'm in the USA
i didn't fucking kill her, just punched her in her face and made her lips busted/bruise a bit...
>>27072652
run for your life man, this ain't no joke.
>>27072652
Yes, they can.
Even if you didn't kill her, do you not realize what kind of charges domestic abuse can bring? You need to lay low for a while, until she cools down, or you can get fucked for life, mate.
>>27072679
>>27072686
shit guys, my brother lives half an hour away... think i'd be safe there? she knows that's where i would be if i was trying to hide
should i get a hotel for the night?
there's no statute of limitations for punch someone.. what will running away do?
also, (ex)girlfriend (this still doesn't feel real btw) has called me several times but i haven't answered... should i engage or ignore her?
>>27072723
I'm saying to run until she cools off, so that she doesn't get the idea to call the cops.
Maybe get a motel for the night, not too bad of an idea. Do NOT answer. In fact, take the battery out of your fucking phone immediately. Cops can track the location of that shit.
>>27072581
You're actually fucked for real.
>>27072723
go to denny's man or wherever the fuck you want, just stay away from anyone who knows you.
>>27072581
You are a dumbass.
>>27072723
You fucked up OP, nobody to blame but yourself. If she calls the cops running to your brothers or a hotel. Deny Deny Deny and have a lawyer picked out. Try to make it seem like the bitch did it to herself to frame you. You live in SJWistant, cops are going to want to side with her.
Should have been the better man and let her vent and leave.
>>27072795
I dun goofed
If she calls the cops running to your brothers or hotel wont save you*
So, the truth is this:
You barely hit her and then you had consensual sex. Every court will see the slap as a minor offense. If she changes her mind after you had sex, that doesn't make it rape.
It's not "domestic abuse" either. It was the heat of the moment. She suggested something very ridiculous and showed her disloyal true self, humiliating your manhood in the process. Then she tried to salvage her stable relationship by offering sex (like the worthless slut she is). It didn't work. Tough shit. If she wants to bring up false rape allegations, then you can sue her for that.
But what judges and the court will see is this:
>she has a bruise on her face
>she claims it was because of you
>she also claims you raped her afterwards
>she cries crocodile tears
What impression will that make? I don't know man, you better contact a lawyer very early and tell him exactly what happened.
Also WRITE DOWN WHAT HAPPENED! And write down DETAILS! And do it now, with a timestamp. If you can recall many many details then it will be harder to claim you're lying. Include emotions, include that you posted on an "anonymous forum" about it to vent your anger. Do this NOW!
>>27071043
stay dry, pupper
Oregano post
> hmmm normally in one of these bait threads OP is incredibly stupid and lets himself be cucked, that's not happening here
> oh good he punched his gf and is fleeing to Mexico
Thanks for keeping it stupid OP, I need the main character in fake internet stories to have an IQ of 80
>>27071043
Stay dry pupper
ori
>>27071043
Stay dry, pupper
Also that sucks OP but atleast you stood up for yourself.
>>27071043
Stay dry, pupper
originaldo commento
>>27072581
>lose my cool, i punched her
Topkek
>>27072752
>>27072758
>>27072773
>>27072779
>>27072795
>>27072816
>All these morons believing an OBVIOUSLY fake story
Jesus Christ no wonder this board is so garbage, you people are morons
>>27070070
You might already be a cuck. This means she is either already fucking on the side, and wants to be able to be open about it to enjoy it to it's fullest, or she is already close to someone who she will be fucking as soon as you break up or say yes, but she doesn't want to actually betray you and come out as unfaithful.
You can completely destroy her by simply asking her why is it a one way open relationship.
The only correct way of taking this is to immediately breaking up with her and move on.
Remember, females are like employees and you are the employer. If you lose a great gf, it's bad, but you can always get an other one which will perform similarly.
>>27072910
>9gag
origenral
>>27070070
Just sent another man's wife home, she was worried about the bite marks on her ass. Literally said "fuck it, he won't see my ass for 2 months anyway", as we were showering.
My question anon, why does anyone still belive in marriage?
Say yes
If she's pretty she deserves someone to take care of her. That someone is you! so lucky
>>27072902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>27071043
Stay dry, pupper
>tfw it's actually raining outside
>>27070070
Damn, son, and I thought just regular open relationships were bad. Of course, any robot in an open relationship is in a one-way open relationship.
>>27072581
You deserve everything coming your way, you dumbass motherfucker. Enjoy being the bitch in prison.
Jesus christ, why could you not have played that better?
>>27071043
stay dry, pupper
oregnao
you fuck her when she wants some, in the meantime go out and get your own pussy
obviously dont go through with being one of your husbandos what is this saudi america?
>>27071043
Stay dry, pupper
dump her ass OP
>>27072816
>>27072816
>>27072816
>>27072816
okay bros, i think i'm A LITTLE safe...
she's been texting me.. she admits that we fucked and calls it sex.. not rape ('after you fucked me and you kicked me to the curb'; 'if you wanted to break up why did we have sex')
so worst case, i think i'm okay on the rape if she changes her mind
she also brings up the punching her, but i focus on the other shit she said to direct the conversation elsewhere...
i'm trying to let her cool down...
>>27071043
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>>27073374
i'm still not answering her calls...
she hasnt' mentioned anything about the punch except that 1 comment, and no cops or anything else...
>>27072723
If she does call the cops, when you are free you should ruin her life by telling her family that she is a cheater and wanted a 1 way open relationship with you.
>>27073487
Make sure you DO NOT get back together with her or fuck her again. Fucking her after you punch her and right before you dump her is pretty funny, but that should be the end.
>>27072581
Enjoy getting bent over by Tyrone for the next 20 years
She's probably having a rape kit done as we speak
>>27073552
definitely no more...
and definitely wasn't smart on my part...
i was being pretty emotional, and it was definitely a very rough 'hate fuck' more than anything else...
if this blows over, i hope i never see her again, not even to give her the shit she has at my place
>>27073626
You did good.
Most of the time when there is a story like this, it ends up being a cuck story where the guy stays with her.
>>27072581
Lolololo le epic troll m8
>>27071043
stay dry, pupper
ya tryin to bait people into gettin banned?
>>27072581
holy dumbass
>>27071582
Shit, bro.
What was her name? I was in a similar situation a handful of months ago. It's...like you're describing me.
>>27071043
Stay dry, pupper. blox are things made of rocks, excuse me while I go stroke my cock.
>>27072816
This is actually really good advice, guys.
>>27073885
Her name was Jen.
And her last name was original comment
>>27072581
>i punched her
> we fuck
RUN NIGGA
>>27070070
>soon to be
>not dropped on the spot
hi cuck
Honestly I would have just told her it has to be an open relationship on both sides. Getting puss is easier if you're in a relationship right? And you would still have access to her puss while searching for others. Then when you find a girl you like you dump the wannabe cuck maker.
>>27072581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f20Oz9Yr_So
>>27070070
She's actually already cheating on you. This is some post-hoc validation she's attempting.
>>27070070
>7070070
Godspeed op, dump that slut meat bag
>>27070070
If she's asking you that she's definitely already cheating on you
>>27071043
stay dry, pupper
you clever son of a bitch
>>27073555
The rape kit looks for signs of forced entry. She went willingly. Rape kit will show nothing, it is not beholden to changes of mind.
>>27070239
Like she won't cheat behind his back
>>27071043
Stay dry, pupper.
This is not at all an original comment.
>>27070070
if you don't dump her immediately then you are a flaming fucking faggot that encourages women to keep doing this shit and i hope you get EVERYTHING you deserve.
>>27070602
This Anon has the right idea. How much fucking longer are going to allow trifling women to passively play the plausible deniability game? If you examine, you'll see that 100% of the games these tricks play is based on plausible deniability. Don't argue, don't try to 'expose' them. When you do this it suggests they have a fighting chance. As a man; you are smarter than them. Just bash right through that fog of feminine mind haze and break their fucking nose or for a lighter dose, just kick them as hard as you can in the vagina. It hurts them a lot more than it hurts us actually.
You guys are horrible human beings. OP's girlfriend probably just wants to explore her sexuality and it may even improve OP's sex life in the long run. But the answer is not to violently abuse your girlfriend you creepy sick virgins.
smash her mouth in OP, and then do it again on my part
>>27071243
Jesus, it's so gross to think about
>>27075176
What if Chad thundercock who shes been fucking is coming over right now to fuck your shit up for hitting her?
>>27071043
Stay dry pupper.
God the fucking robot is ruining this board.
>>27071043
stay dry, pupper.
It's amazing the things people will add for the purpose of maintaining an original post.
>>27075116
No, she wants to fuck other people without repercussions you goddamn white knight fuck. Don't abuse her, of course, but don't make excuses because she wants to fuck around.
>>27071043
Stay dry, pupper
Lookin good in that pink rain coat btw, keep it up
>>27071266
> what kind of narcissistic piece of shit do you have to be to even think that?
op clearly stated she is a women. what more do you want?
>>27070146
>i'm going to break ti up with her
GOING TO?
Why didn't you do it the minute she proposed that.
It's supposed to be the other way around--men are hard-wired to fuck around while women are supposed to be faithful so you don't end up raising some other fucker's kid.
> mfw I found out, years later, that my dearest friend in high school was the product of her slutty mom fucking a stranger. She even secretly took a genetic test without her dad (the one who raised her) knoing it--no match
>>27071868
> upset for one afternoon post breakup with gf
obviously a lesbian woman. Everything checks out.
>>27072581
holy shit this is glorious.
>>27070070
Disrespectful bitches man, sorry op. My ex did that shit once. That shit hurts man, sorry op.
Don't let this fuck your shit up though, sluts like that aren't worth the time.
>>27071449
Naw, I guarantee she wants to keep op while getting to fuck this guy. Bitches these days don't have the decency to self sabotage, they'll keep you locked down while they suck off your best friend if they think they can get away with it.
>>27073626
I'm proud of you anon. Really I am. Usually this has a cuck fetish since most of the guys her are thirsty betas. Pat yourself on the back, you did good and I sincerely mean it.
>>27073022
Fellow Syd fag spotted
