>ITT: /r9k/ goes to school
>>27069585
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG
>inb4 "some of you guys are alright..."
"Man I'm so excited to learn shit today!
>>27069628
Didn't even take two seconds before one of you fuckers decided to shoot up the place.
Well, regardless, the safe word to avoid friendly fire is screeching REEEEEEE right?
selfbump shame time
>>27069628
Ouch! I sure hope the nurse has enough ice for this bullet wound.
Maybe she might send me home early with an excuse.
>going to school
You guys sure are a bunch of faggots. Get home schooled with mommy and have lunch all day
Hey fags, Chad McJockcock here. What are you fags doing Friday night? Playing gay video games all alone I bet. Me? I'm going out with Stacy von Loosevag to the club. The usual. Probs gonna get a handy in the cab on the way there. Then after the club I'll fuck Stacy and maybe 1 or 2 bitches I spot at club.
Too bad you'll be jerkin' it to japanese cartoons after your video games.
Oh and make sure my homework is done for Monday morning. I want you waiting at my locker first thing or else I'm going to shove my cock up your asshole.
>>27069628
first post best post
original comment
>>27071005
>>27071005
> I'm going to shove my cock up your asshole.
well that was funny and OC until you just went full on gayfag mode
*farts in the classroom*
>>27071005
>Stacy von Loosevag
Holy kek.
>>27071040
Forgot to say no homo, bro. My bad. Now get back to doing my homework, fuckin queer.
>>27069585
sitting here listen to the teacher and watching the air
nothing special i just want to go home
please im not searching for trouble
>when i was at school i used to listen some shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtIhdGWd-2g
yeah im shitskin
>>27071049
>>27071049
>>27071049
>fart in the classroom
Anime picture
I can tell you have autism
>becomes le supreme gentleman
>>27071070
this frog meme is dumb
>>27071005
Hey bro. What u up to after football practice? Want to head to Amber's after? I've got my dads BMW for the night.
>>27071056
>>27071056
>>27071056
Not the fag who wants a dick up my ASS, Im sure if you beat me up after and call me a fag YOU won't be GAY
>>27071005
Obviously trolling but does anyone else just not give the slightest fuck about these posts?
Yeah I'll be playing vidya and fapping to anime on Friday. Sounds comfy and fun to me, I'd rather be doing that than going to some loud as club and spreading gonorrhea.
Get a new trolling strategy, the Chad life is unappealing and sad.
>>27071096
>>27071096
>>27071096
No shit hes trolling newfaggot, people make these stories up for fun and others add to it to spice up the thread, JUST LOOK AT THE THREAD SUBJECT YOU ANIME FAGGOT AUTISTIC RETARD
>>27071096
Check the gif
>>27071093
shoving my dick up your ass makes YOU gay not me. You're the bitch in this scenario.
>>27071096
Get a load of this queer. Yeah go ahead play video games and watch anime. Your life is pathetic. I'll be fuckin real bitches all night long while play around with your tiny cheese dick
>>27071096
>>27071131
I didn't attach the gif
>>27071096
>>27071096
>>27071096
Makes a .gif, it's a not a gif
OK BUDDY
Why don't you guys just become a Chad then you guys can get any woman you want it's not that hard just be yourself
who /eatinglunchinthebathroom/ here?
>tfw penis inspection day and forgot to change my shit stained boxers
WHO FUCKING FARTED, AGAIN!?
>>27069628
Who the hell is playing Chief Keef at 9AM in the morning?
>>27071227
oh come on!! we all know that you are eating all the time!!!
>>27071219
just call your mommy to pick you up
>>27071363
Thanks...good idea.
>>27071376
or just have your mom do a certified penis inspection at home and send in the results the next day. that's what I did.
>>27071005
>9 months later....
Hey, Chad, remember me? Yeah, I had a paternity test done, you're the father. We need money to take care of the baby, you're gonna have to get a job because I'm gonna be at home taking care of the baby.
You're not going to college or anything after you graduate high school, right? my mom's boyfriend runs a trailer park, we can live there together!
Got any ideas for a name? I was thinking of Kandi, or Tammi-Lynn!!!
>>27071433
Fuck you bitch. I'm a million percent sure I'm not the father of that little shit.
Anyone want to let me see the answers to last nights homework?
*goes to homeroom then leaves for the day*
>>27071516
no, fuck you. I did my homework but i ain't gonna let you copy
>>27071179
I've got the gif but I'm not giving it to your sorry ass.
Do you believe in God kids?
>>27071581
Could someone pls shoot this guy?
I'm no amerifag so I don't own any of your retarded shooting devices.
>>27071623
>saving weeb culture related pics too ur hdd
just fucking killurself pathetic faggot
>>27071456
>>27071456
Sorry, but the judge and the DNA test say it's yours. Time for the boy to put away his toys and take care of our family like a real man!
I heard the McDonald's have an open position that's 60 hours a week, maybe you could work there! Little Tammi-Lynn Kandi McJockcock is gonna need some diapers, clothes, food, formula and toys!
Like the name? Once we're both 18, we can get married and the name will be official!!
>>27071714
Fuckin hell
I used to have it all
Good morning class! Today we are going to have a project so start making groups of 3 please
>>27071748
I wanna be with you, Ms. Roger
I'm the kid who calls the teacher mommy, because I used to do that quite often. :(
>>27071705
I have ascended to a plane you can't even imagine friend. Why would I end my euphoric life?
>go to school
>sit in the MC seat for every class
>never talk the rest of the year other than the gay "ice breaker" at the beginning
>>27071206
This was me all four years.
>>27069585
I DON't WANnna WOOORRRRKK ;_;
*lays head on desk and sleeps*
>>27072016
Do your fucking work you lazy degenerate autist.
>>27072069
*continues sleeping*
>:3
I was known as the druggie at school
always tripping on acid or smoking bongs before/during school in the toilets
would love to go back to that than being a wageslave every day kek
>>27069585
>You know what we have to do...
>>27071206
im just killing time until the next period starts tbph
>>27071642
Do you believe in god, Nigger?
>>27072016
You and be brother, let's go the the bar near here
>>27071748
No noo noooo NOOOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>sits at empty lunch table and goes on social media apps
>pig out on my plate entirely, almost swallowed the plate
>>27071912
lol
originul cumment
>>27072241
>brother
:^)
okay brother
>be me
>lunch time
>time to inspect the school
>skip lunch because no where to sit
>find hiding spot
>I'm golden for the rest of the year niggas
>Don't eat lunch because it's gross and I will vomit with fear If I eat in front of people.
>Sit next to Stacy and 3 chads who talk during the History lesson all the time, and they all copy off me
>Every day have to listen to how drunk so and so was, who they made out with, and who shacked up with whom
>The 4 of us get in trouble because "we" talk too much
>Selective mute so I never talked, not even to ask a question
>They get off scott free I get a weeks after school detention because I couldn't muster up the words to talk
>They didn't even stick up for me
>Go the whole year hating that class
>Choked on a strawberry at lunch after a girl gave me one because she felt bad I never ate, So I fucking choked on the first thing I ate in public
JUST
>>27072447
Who else here /hid/ during lunch?
>>27072872I fapped during lunch
>wakes up at 10
>try again tomorrow
>wakes up at 9
>get to school at ~11
>dont go to class til after recess
>leave at lunch
>come back at 3
>catch bus home
>tfw no gf
>that guy who was always alone and barely said a word
It was me
>>27073323
Same here familia.
And then everyone makes a huge fucking deal when you do finally speak.
>>27073637
>well look who finally has something to say! :D
I never will again now you fucking bitch, thanks for making an unnecessarily embarrassing event out of me just talking.
>>27069585
>take bus to school because no car
>go to chem class, dont really pay attention because chem is easy and already know everything
>chad asks me to help him balance Na + Cl2->2NaCl
>are you fucking kidding me.gif
>help him
>hear him call me a faggot with no life four minutes later
>repeat forever
>go to math class
>still easy
>chad asks me for help
> same as chem, super easy problem.
>calls me a loser who doesn't know what a pussy looks like
> repeat for the next two classes
>5th period spanish
> my one bad subject
>chads only good subject
>get answer wrong
>lol anon you're so stupid
>laughter
>go home
>try to hang myself
>pass out
>wake up on the ground with a broken noose around my neck again
>repeat for the rest of 10th grade
What an existence.
>>27071433
>Tammi-Lynn
Keks were had
>walks up to chads
>Hey friends! Do you guys like World of Warcraft?
>Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
>farts
Mumbles and stutters way through 30 slide presentation.
>>27069585
>try to be that guy that everyone like but nobody is friends with
>be funny when I have to present, do most of the group work
>hide during lunch
>leave school 10 minutes later than everyone else so I don't end up in the crowd that normally walks home
and that's how I avoided getting bullied
/r9k/indergarden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
>>27070923
mah nigga right here
>>27069585
>Go to one of the most isolated spot in the school the computer room every lunch to be by myself
>Don't talk to anyone in class
>Go on long strolls around the school in every class that I did not like when I asked to go to the toilet
>Teachers liked me and gave me chances to make up late work with no penalty
All in all it was a fairly /comfy/ experience. My isolation made it difficult for me to get targeted and the school had a giant student count so noone knew me.
>>27073751
thats heavy doc
