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Unpaid Custodian Edition
>tfw britpaki takes all the white teen pussy
Stay mad.
The fuck happened to the last thread?
>>27069262
It got deleted. Probably because it was a low quality thread.
custard creams were too much for the lads here it seems
also post waifus lads
posting waifuFOR FREE
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There will be no stupid thread-ruining arguments in this thread.
>>27069288
If you insist.
I'm debating whether I should even try get to sleep, it never seems to work.
>>27069283
Well thank god we have the noble janitors of /r9k/ to save us from our own filthy ignorance.
>>27069294
>>27069288
kys
Still playing D&D lads btw, almost dies to some mosquito bug fuckers who rolled constant 20s as a swarm.
>>27069288
There you go lad.
What's everyone doing this evening?
>>27069312
Yes there fucking will!
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>>27069288
Let's have a nice comfy thread please
>tfw even tesco rejects you
>>27069386
tfw i have a degree but failed the sainsburys test and interview :^(
>>27069386
I know that feel lad.
occ
>>27069386
>tfw getting first job through nepotism with no effort
guilt, but also relief
>>27069386
Come and work for me anon, I'll pay you 3 GBP/hour to sort and catalogue my reaction images and fetish porn.
Employee benefits include free tea/coffee and giving me a handjob every so often.
>>27069386
Not a bad thing necessary. They look for people who don't want promotions or who will jump ship as soon as a better job comes along.
Doesn't mean you're worthless, just that you showed too much potential. You need to tailor minimum wage applications to not seem like you want out of minimum wage, even though you really do. You have to hide it and act like that tescos job is all they want in life. It's all a game lad.
>>27069288
>>27069294
>>27069326
>>27069344
>>27069347
>>27069361
Damn thread is dead so soon
fuck lads, almost died again and dropped my custard cream on the floor too. waste.
>>27069464
>>27069312
oc oc original c
>>27069428
How weird is the fetish porn? I'd do that desu.
I can't think of anything less British than fucking chink cartoons.
>>27069411
>>27069415
>>27069427
>>27069428
>>27069444
I also have a degree maybe that's why...r-right. Yeah what's strange is that during school people used to make fun of each other like "haha your mum works at tesco" or "you're gonna end up at tesco" and now I can't even do that.
>>27069504
>I also have a degree maybe that's why...r-right.
Don't mention your degree on your cv for minimum wage stuff. That's a massive red flag for HR to know you are going to bail asap. Wouldn't be surprised if the system automatically rejects people with degrees and such.
what's britfeel listening to on a chilly thursday evening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2qEpkWWoQ
Are those shoes rebook or nike?
>tfw the sacrifice chloe end to life is strange
no pls, i don't want this feel
>>27069504
Would've been great if that guy fell.
>>27069618
Which ones mate?
>>27069598
its fucking qt time, mate
>>27069598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ns9XaBlSI0
good remix iibh
>tfw no qt canadian gf
>>27069598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ0VnLwBwNE
Still sends shivers down my spine... good God I love Spice and Wolf.
>>27069702
https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k
The ones in that video.
My internet is really fucking me over this weekend.
>>27069777
They're geox, mate
>>27069819
>weekend
>>27069848
I'm tired lad. Don't be mean.
i'm drunk lads
>>27069598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UnUmi6NqgY
>>27069838
Just laugh at my funny joke please.
Smitten with a girl at work, lads
What are gays supposed to do if they get haemorrhoids?
Listened to chvrches because you guys obsessed
Pretty shit desu
>>27069904
I don't wanna laugh at you shit joke
>>27069915
Smitten bruv
Aye gurl. Aye baby gurll blud.
>>27069598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvvL9iRc70
This song is also about chads in a way so kind of interesting
>>27069946
I thought we was mates. You called me mate.
I find the video hilarious though.
>>27069915
>work
You need to leave
Anyone here use a sleep mask?
I do but I've yet to find one that stays on my head all night. I usually wake up with it around my neck.
>>27069484
Not that weird, I'm sure everyone faps to this stuff really.
>>27069969
Your not a robot if you dont work 9 hours a day senpai
>>27069935
There's a cream for that I think
>>27069979
nah thanks mate
>>27069935
Use creams, get a bf with a small cock, lose weight
>>27069986
There is but it only makes them so they aren't sore and inflamed all the time. They're still there inside your arsehole and the only way to permanently get rid is to have surgery
I guess if you were a dedicated gay you would have surgery.
Went to a shop for the first time in like 2 months, lads. It was pretty terrifying. I wanted to buy some milk and bread but only bought milk, the bread was behind the counter and I wasn't wearing my glasses (shortsighted) because I didn't think I'd have to point out which bread I wanted. They asked if I wanted a bag and I stuttered and just got my own bag out my pocket and held it up. I then walked home in shame, head down the entire time.
Just end it.
>>27069977
Me birds fanny
>>27070016
>permanently get rid is to have surgery
What?
I have them sometimes because of my low metabolism and sitting a lot, you mean they never will go away?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S207jSgL_jw
H-HEY GUYS
REMEMBER US
THE LONELY ISLAND
WE WANT TO BE RELEVANT AGAIN :(
>>27070067
Nope. They're always gonna be there. They will flare up from time to time and most people can just manage with creams and stuff but if you want them gone for good you need to have them surgically removed.
There is one non-surgical procedure in which they tie a band around them to cut off the flow of blood.
>tfw it gets harder every day to keep going
>>27070118
Never really like them in the first place desu
Flight of the concords was were it was at
>>27069977
Most nights yes.
Worth paying a bit more for a good one, if it's adjustable it should stay in place.
>>27070026
It's okay lad. You're back home and safe with us here.
>>27070138
Fuck, so my arse is fucked up without ever getting fucked.
I guess I should just kill myself
>>27069598
Goat voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taXpKc4QrHo
occ
>>27070151
ma nigga
>tfw they'll never do series 3 or a movie
>>27070177
Or become gay I guess
>>27070177
Or just get the surgery.
>>27070224
>become
Oh anons you fucking crack me up
>>27070173
Th-thanks, anon. I was so scared out there.
I avoid spending time near over humans, I don't think I've been ill for half a year or something. I'm kind of worried my immune system is going to be really weak and I'll die from something fairly tame.
>>27070246
I far too autistic for that
>>27069598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukNjYQZW8s
>implying they are still relevant
>>27070280
Then stock up on the creams.
>>27069598
Jethro tull
Songs from the wood
>>27070026
i listen to a podcast when i'm out to the shops, i feel like that extra distance from reality really helps me out.
>>27070026
Why hadn't you been out for 2 months lad?
>>27070280
I thought i was too austic to go through with surgery but did in the end, best decision ever desu
Wasnt on my arse though lol
>>27070026
What shop was it lad?
>>27070347
I can't really try to blend in with a crowd or anything though. I live in a village, there's only one shop, and you're usually the only person in there at the time other than the shopkeeper.
I think it'd be a little rude to completely ignore them.
>>27070374
Its far easier to just die as a lonely bitter virgin
>>27070408
i always keep one earbud in so i'm half talking to the person and half listening to karl talk about little gay chinese fellas.
>>27070393
I live in a village with only a few hundred people, mate. They sell generic groceries and cooking stuff, that's about it.
>>27070533
and they keep the bread behind the counter?
get an email sent to the local trading standards, that's withholding essential goods that is
>>27070118
I find andy samberg hilarious but that looks awful.
Do any of you guys have/wear an ear piercing?
I did mine when I was 12 after watching kidulthood and out of boredom re pierced it today.
>>27070703
No, piercings are stupid.
Tattoos can look pretty cool though.
>>27070703
kinda gay desu
>>27070742
Not if you're mildly attractive.
Like James Cook.
>>27070786
I'm reasonably certain James Cook never pierced his ears
>>27070831
Wrong james cook mate.
>>27070876
Who else is there but Captain Cook?
>got paid 26 minutes ago
>938 quid
>only have 200 left to survive the month
L-living the dream, L-lads
>>27070903
IM COOKKKKK!!!!
That guy.
>>27070903
Captain birdseye
>>27069331
yup, stupid fuckers
>>27070907
What happens to the othe 738 like?
>>27070903
Is there no a james cook in skins
>>27070943
215 for my car
300 for my credit card
107.50 board
30 towards sky
30 for my mobile phone
Just need to pay my credit card off and i'll have a bit more to spend. I'm 24 and should start being a normie and save towards a house
>>27070989
Heavy that mate
Whats board btw?
>>27070989
>having a car
>paying 30 for a mobile
>paying for sky seriously lad pirate anything good and everything else is on freeview
>>27071023
Board for me mam cause I'm living at home.
>>27071026
Mobile contract is soon over so will drop to a sim only
The sky works out with me paying 30, my mum paying 30 and my dad paying 30 cause me and my dad use the internet and my mum watches tv series and movies.
>>27071061
Never heard it called board before desu
>>27071153
It's like room and board, mate
>>27071196
What do you do for a living like?
>>27069504
source for that webm?
>>27071239
I'm not the guy who said he pays for sky and that shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KSoCXDQPo
Late night music for you lads still up
what's it like living in london?
there's a girl i talk to and she's bouncing between typical retail jobs and still living with her parents at 23
i couldnt imagine her moving out any time soon, unless it was some sort of share d accommodation or real shite hole i assume?
doesnt sound very fun and doesnt look like things are gonna change any time soon unfortunately
>>27071411
ty for the thoughts, I'm listening to some burial rn its pretty good
>>27071481
Housing in London is fucking expensive, there was a bed in a kitchen going for 400 a week the last month
Why don't we move /britfeel/ to /trash/? That way we'd be immune for angry jannies.
>>27071061
>I'm living at home.
What's the problem then? Not like you'll starve or anything. You live at home lad.
>>27071481
>what's it like living in london?
It's really good if you have a career. Lots of opportunities to make good money since. But if you're just retail or other minimum wage then it's best to get out and move somewhere in the north.
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>>27071783
yeah so i thought. there's plenty of low opportunity jobs going about in London, but I hope she realises she'll "have to" leave soon unless she sorts something out. She was getting kinda sad how she's stuck in these dead end jobs the other night and I couldn't believe she's deciding to still stick around. I'll ask her if she's ever though about moving up.
>tfw woke up on the floor covered in broken glass today
not sure if Ishould drink anymore, but not sure if i can stop
>>27071951
Just stick with the tins lad
Got these scones from sainsburys today. Thought I'd try something new. They taste like fucking shit. Legit making me want to get the taste out of my mouth every time I take a bite.
>>27072291
Stop eating them then you retard
>>27072313
But I payed money for them.
>>27071890
>was getting kinda sad how she's stuck in these dead end jobs the other night and I couldn't believe she's deciding to still stick around.
Not like you can just magically get out these jobs and move up. There's a reason they call them 'dead end' jobs.
>>27072191
good advice. t
ho i get pissed af when i buy the polish beer tins, i never wake up with a piece of them logged in my body
>>27070989
>>27071061
>>27071310
>>27071026
i'm in sky customer service ama
>>27072359
Well keep eating them and feel sad. There are literally two options here it's not hard.
Holy fuck I can't believe the spergs that occupy this place
>>27069386
>tfw rejected from mcd's
>expected a phone call from kfc yesterday or today whether I passed or failed and get no call at all
>tfw pointless degree
Lads I'm well and truly fucked.
End of next week I'm doing 6 days in a row and half of them are daytime shifts which are shit and that I never do.
I've been doing night shifts since I started and its been perfectly fine but they might continue putting me on this shit that I HATE.
What do? Should I try asking the manager to put me back on my previous shifts? I have no genuine excuse to only do night shifts, only because I hate getting up early and the stuff we do at night is better.
>>27072432
WHY THE FUCK IS MY INTERNET SO SHIT?
It's fucking 2MB, and on the mainland it's so much better.
>>27072291
went to my local yesterday about half an hour before closing, picked up 3 ploughman subs that usually go for 2.60 each, paid just 1.90 for the lot
well tasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtG_SqFSCl0
goodnight lads.
