Femanon here why don't you guys lift with all your free time & look like zac
Is this what straight girls are actually into? He looks disgusting.so glad to be gay
I wouldn't want to be with someone who only likes me for my body. That's shallow.
>>27069165
Isn't he gay as fuck though?
>>27069165
because i'm lazy and i hate myself and while I can have discipline I usually don't
>>27069165
Why do those muscles look painted on? There's something really unnatural about them.
>>27069165
Because i'm 6'4" and i'll take much longer time to get gains than shorter people. Btw i dont have money on gym membership.
>>27069233
So you would date fatties ?
>>27069348
Anon, that doesn't make sense.
>>27069165
I do. Girls just hit on me and immediately realize I am not a normie, and back off. Looking like a chad does not make you a chad. looking good gets you attention(once in a great while), It does not mean shit past that.
>>27069437
>So you would date fatties ?
I'm not fat, but yes. If a girl is not extremely overweight or extremely underweight, I don't care about her body as much as I do other things.
Because you're a shallow human being i'd rather be with men even though i'm not gay. I bet you care that much about penis size too. Girls like you will always cheat one day. Always.
He's on steroids. He's a drug addiiiiiiiict !
DRUG = BAAAAD
Because there's other effective and enjoyable alternatives to staying healthy and having a good body than lifting an object up and down in my free time, which only really does the latter of the effects.
>>27069635
And what is it ?
because i have no money for tren
But I do. Infact, I have bigger arms than him. I lack his abs, because I'm not low BF%, but I could easily pick the little manlet up and snap him in half.
>>27070366
if that is you, you look like a dyel twink
>>27070416
I'm 6'3 and have a face like Brad Pitt.
And notice my arms? Hardly dyel. Bigger than Zac Manlet's.
Maybe we can meet up and I can pin you down and fuck you in the ass? How do you like the sound of that? Probably salivating at the thought, arent ya bitch? meet me in the tesco car park in 5 and ill fucking destroy you faggot
>>27070469
nikka, i have a wilks of 392, i doubt you can overpower me
>>27069635
Being a vegan nu-male doesn't get you pussy senpai :( you might be a virgin forever
>>27069316
because the photo has been poorly airbrushed
>>27070503
I'm waiting. When you getting here? Hope you like my big joosy arms going up your ass.
>>27070549
your 12'' twink arms could hardly satisfy me, you twink shit
>>27070511
>being vegan doesn't get you pussy
yeah cause developing big flappy mantits from those yummy meat hormones makes you so masculine
>>27069165
His nipples aged horribly.
Also he's on steroids.
>>27070559
12"? Make that 36. Are you stupid or fucking blind?
why wont you femanons stop being boring bitches
>>27070583
>His nipples aged horribly.
Haha stupid manlet and his poorly-aged nipples! Probably painted those abs on to distract from his OLD MAN NIPS!
>>27069165
because that's an extremely shooped pic. and normal people can never get that no matter how much they work out, let alone robots
>>27070595
36 what?
twink units?
>>27070620
>36 what?
Nigger dicks in your ass. That's what it'll feel like when you fucking get down here you fuckboi faggot.
>>27070617
its not shopped, its the typical tren look, look at people like zyzz or klokov, they also have this look.
>>27070638
zyzz wasn't like zac in this pic
>>27070685
Yeah. Zyzz was dead when this pic was taken.
>>27069437
If you're taller, you need to put on way more mass than shorter guys to look the same.
Its pretty obvious when you think about it.
>>27070709
it's a kek from me
>>27070570
At least meat allows him to see tits, even if they are his own.
>>27070709
U FOKEN WOT BRA? U FUKEN KANT MATE! ILL FUKEN TEA AND CRUMPETS YOUR ASS MATE! HELLO GUVNA
>>27070752
Yeah but then he won't be able to see his dick, either. So it's not really much of an improvement tbhcumpie.
>>27069165
I'd actually have no time to meet girls and the whole exercise would be fundamentally pointless.
Source: 2011-2014
>>27070756
Zyzz was Australian, you moron.
I started January. Progress is good but there's limitations on how quick this process will be.
Regardless it probably won't help me much.
>>27070913
U FUKEN WELL WOT MATE? ILL DEK YA YA CUNT! U WANT A RIGHT O SLAP BATTLE MATE? HOW BOUT I MEET U IN THE JOB SENTER TOMORROW? WILL GIVE U SUM DOLE ALL RIGHT MATE U FUKEN FEDORA CUNT MATE
If he's natty I'm the pope
>>27070813
this desu
if you people have realized 4chan has a shit ton of other boards where people do all the things people do while being human including >>>/fit/
>>27070729
This is the one consolation to being a manlet.
t. 5'7"
>>27069348
Dude at 6'4, you would look beast if you lifted.
If I could be 6'4 and start my gym jounrey all over again, I wouldn't even hesitate.
>>27069165
Ewwwww
His stomach is impailing in himself
Sage
>>27069437
I would yea, if she was cool
>>27069165
why don't you lift shitpost thread #25534721
sage and hide
>>27069165
Femanons are a meme. Plz kill yourself degenerate trap normalfag and leave this board. You are not a robot
>>27069165
We can't afford Human Growth Hormone (HGH).
>>27069165
Zac Efron can afford very expensive personal training with the best trainers in the world and a very expensive diet of several meals per day full of protein as well as expensive supplements. He also has access to gym equipment 24/7 and most importantly has the time to train like an olympic-class athlete.
>>27070511
Idk, familam. Being vegan has only drenched me in more pussy and improved my quality of life. Maybe the fat made its way to your brain.
I might get injured. I get antipsychotics injected, and for some reason this makes me pull my muscles really easily, I suspect anyway. I injured my shoulder shooting hockey pucks. Does anyone know anything about this?
>>27072664
nice hair u retarded faggot
There's this thing called genetics, it means most of us won't look like that no matter how hard we try at the gym (without drugs)
Most at best would look like that manlet guy with a funny face used in get fit memes, not much of an improvement really
>>27071345
>be 6'4 190 lb lanklet
>people always tell me I should work out because I have a "good frame for my height" whatever that means
>have a lot of free time due to only working part time
>would be nice to be in-shape because I play sports semi-frequently
>never actually follow through because I'm a huge pussy and I'm scared of people making fun of me for not knowing what I'm doing
>>27072954
I tell barbers to do whatever they think will look good and just push it to the side tbqh. But I like the way it looks. You can look like a 15 year old from the suburbs if you want. I'll keep my hair trimmed. There's a reason most of you guys are virgins, you know.
Because it takes years of dedication and hard work, which most of us can't bother to put in., especially when all you roasties have to do is not eat so fucking much.
>>27073020
Just buy free weights with interchangeable weight, a pull up bar and a bench press for your home. That's what I do. You can squat with your bench press too if you get a good one.
>>27073041
NICE WALL OF TEXT, CHAD! I AINT READING THAT!
>>27072664
typical vegan. gets pussy like whoah
>>27073103
You don't have to. It was only 5 sentences though lel.
>>27073118
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. Vegan guys are greatly outnumbered by vegan women though. Most vegans women only date vegans. It makes the game a lot easier tbqh. Men become the desired gender.
Because you don't get that body without steroids + genetics or implants. There's no way he's natty. He also has the money to have a 24/7 personal trainer.
Also, if porn gives men unrealistic expectations about sex, then celebrities give women unrealistic expectations about muscle mass and bodyfat percentage.
>>27072490
Pretty much this.
And even if you were a meet and had all the time in the world you still wouldn't have the money.
Why don't all females have delicious titties and firm asses?
What difference would it make? I'd still be bored and lonely.
>>27073153
>>27072664
YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
I'm vegan. I don't get pussy. I would love a vegan girl. But vegan girls are very attractive, and I am not. So I am shit out of luck.
This shit is suffering. I would kill for a vegan girl. She wouldn't even need to be attractive. A girl who doesn't kill animals is attractive enough, already.
I think about suicide every single day because girls are completely uninterested in me. All of them. If you ever want to swap lives with me, do let me know.But well done for being vegan. Nice to know at least one Chad wants the world to be a better place. I wish you the best for that alone.
>>27073153
>Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.
I wasn't.
>>27069260
Yes.
>>27069165
Because I don't care about impressing you. If you like me, it's on my own terms.
>>27073272
You get it. Fuck pandering.
>>27069165
cus im getting an chemical engineering degree, only got time to work out 3-4 times a week. Body like that wont get me far if i'm broke, you'd know that if you were a true roastie.
>>27073153
>Vegan guys are greatly outnumbered by vegan women though. Most vegans women only date vegans
Bullshit. One of those sentences is false, as I have been on several vegan dating sites, and there are far more men on there than women. Either there are more male vegans (doubt it), or women don't care too much if the guy they're getting fucked by is vegan.
If getting a vegan girl as a vegan myself was easy, I wouldn't be here.
>>27072664
Shave, or trim short
You would look so much better.. those things are going out of fashion fast
>>27069316
If it's a photo from a movie set, then yes they definitely add body paint to enhance shadows. That one dude from Twilight had some serious outlining to his abs, I mean his body was still great but it looked like they used black permanent marker between his abs.
>>27073237
One recommendation would be to join a vegan group. If you life in or near a city, there are usually meet ups. Most of the guys are pretty beta tbqh so it's not like there's massive competition. You'll get a hug headstart with the women there just for being vegan, trust me. Talk about vegan related stuff. You already know a shared interest.
Anyway, good luck to you. Don't an hero, veganbro.
>>27073256
Ah. I need to stop reading too much into things.
>>27073380
Any dating site is going to have more men. And yea, most vegan women probably don't care when it comes to sex. I'm talking about relationships. You definitely get an advantage for being vegan when it comes to sex with a vegan girl though.
>>27073395
I will eventually. I grow it for about 4 months every year. I'm on a little over a month and a half atm.
>>27072664
God damn you look like the epitome of manliness. Why the hell are you on /r9k/?
i could never really get into it. didn't appeal to me. i just do stuff i enjoy instead like guitar, fishing, making electronica, woodcarving, archery, and video games. i'm a skinny 160lb fuck with 12" arms, don't give a shit. strength doesn't do anything for me in anything i like to do, i never make people mad since i am easy to get along with so no one wants to fight me, and i've gotten laid despite it.
>>27073539
This is the only place to find the dankest of memes tbqh. I browse /pol/ too though.
>>27073505
>One recommendation would be to join a vegan group. If you life in or near a city, there are usually meet ups
Naa mate I live out in the styx.
>Most of the guys are pretty beta tbqh so it's not like there's massive competition
I'm pretty beta. Never got anywhere with a girl. I was alpha as fuck when I was 16 and tried getting girls. I was talking to the hottest girls around no problem. But you get rejected about 500 times, and you become a quivering mess. No one has showed me any love or affection outside of my family, and I get a lot of shit for the way I look. How can I not be beta? I cry nightly because of the way I am. I'm not sure if I am unattractive more because of how I look, or more because of how I have become a husk of my former self.
>Anyway, good luck to you. Don't an hero, veganbro.
I will. I fucking will mate I'm telling you. I struggle to go 5 minutes without thinking about suicide. I'm a 24-year-old KV, and every day that passes, I become more unattractive to women because I am so inexperienced. It shouldn't bother me that girls find me romantically disgusting, but it really does. It is the only thing that bothers me in life. I have money, hobbies, a loving family, and health (duh im fucking vegan), but I would trade the lot for a girlfriend.
>>27072664
I know this is a photo taken from soc or reddit, but holly fuck this guy is effeminate he has to use the smooth skin tool in adobe.
>>27073664
God damn, I can relate to all of that, I was a vegan for a while too. I've tried so many different supplements and meds, and nothing helps my depression beyond a very small amount. Honestly though, going more than five years without any sort of positive interaction with the opposite sex is incredibly traumatic, and exacerbated by prior mental illness. The Okcupid study proved that women rate 80% of males as below average, meaning they only date the top 20%. The system is completely broken, most males go their entire lives rejected and alone, being treated like complete trash by women.
And normies still have the audacity to say "no one should ever kill themselves, things always get better!" Normies are blatant liars.
>>27073664
>sonic commits suicide.jpg
I dont know why I love this
>>27069165
How do i get jaw gains
>>27073664
I'll give you the best advice I can for finding a gf and/or having sex. The most important thing is honestly networking. Every gf I've ever had has been introduced to me through someone I know. 90% of the sex I've had has been with women who knew people I knew. It seems ridiculous to just go up to women and talk to them because it is. Sure, it'll work occasionally if you're attractive enough but that's not how things usually work. People usually meet by working together, going to school together or through friends.
The first thing you need to do is make friends. I know it's easier said than done but as long as you're not NEET, it's not that hard. Ask some coworkers if they want to go to the bar after work. Ask if anyone knows someone hosting a sport watching session (that was worded weirdly. I don't really watch sports). If you're in school, join a club. Talk about things you're actually interested in, not things you think women will be interested in hearing from you. (don't talk about anime and shit obviously). Let's say someone like scuba diving and know a lot about it. Would you listen to them talk about the coolest aspects of it if they're passionate about it? Probably, because people being passionate about stuff is interesting. Women like to hear interesting things too.
I'm rambling here. Back on track now.
Like I said, it's not super easy to make friends but it's not that hard to hang out with a group of guys over sports and/or drinking and that's how you meet women. You can even ask the guys if they know any women who might be interested. That's how I met one of my ex gfs. You need to know people and be moderately social to realistically meet women. It's a fact that seems to be lost on this board a lot of the time.
Worst case scenario, buy a hooker. It sounds like that might get your confidence up too. Don't go too cheap though.
I know it's harder if you're unattractive. Ugly and fat guys get laid all the time though. It's not impossible.
>>27073907
>I was a vegan for a while too
Aww, man, you fell off the wagon? You may have it hard, but the animals have it worse. No one deserves to feel this way, and that is why I am vegan.
>And normies still have the audacity to say "no one should ever kill themselves, things always get better!" Normies are blatant liars.
I believed their lies. I did what they said. I went to college. I got the best grades around. I got a car. I got a good job. I got my own fucking house. But girls still aren't interested. It's too late for me. I'm too ugly, and too many years of this crippling sadness has broken me. I used to be such a bubbly, confident person. But now I am just quiet. I don't want anyone to pay attention to me. I just want to fade away and die with an unattended funeral. I wasn't unhappy before I was born, so hopefully once I return there, I won't be unhappy anymore.
>>27073930
Probably how dark it is, and how it's completely fucking incorrect.
>>27073907
don't kill yourself just ignore women retard. find shit to do. don't let them win, faggot.
>>27073896
It's really me, familam. Took it specifically to reply to this thread. I didn't use any editing software. I just took it and posted it.
I don't think I look effeminate but you have the right to your wrong opinion.
>>27074001
If it was you, you would add a timestamp with your photo. You are a newfag with a dumb photo or a bad trolee.
>>27073966
>The first thing you need to do is make friends
I used to be very popular at college. One of my teachers actually said how popular I am amongst my peers and staff alike in a speech about me. I got on well with everyone. I could convince people to buy me lunch every day because I was too Jewish to buy my own. I could have been a social butterfly, were it not for this crippling depression as a result of romantic failure. But my friends are now too busy working and getting married to spend time with me. I only have one friend who I talk to often, and that is only on the internet.
>as long as you're not NEET, it's not that hard. Ask some coworkers if they want to go to the bar after work
A few people at work have asked me out to work-dos in the past. But they all take the piss out of how I look in very subtle ways. They'll joke about how I haven't hit puberty yet because I can't grow a beard (even though I'm 6'3). They'll joke about how I don't get enough sleep because I always look tired (I get around 12 hours of sleep a day). They treat me with a lot of contempt, and if I ever fuck up or make a mistake at work (which albeit isn't often) they flip shit at me. I'm sure they don't hate me, but I do sure feel like their punching bag.
>Talk about things you're actually interested in, not things you think women will be interested in hearing from you
I'm only truly passionate about two things: animal welfare, and killing myself. It's too late for me. Thank you for trying, but I am far too gone. Maybe if you were around when I was 18, you may help, but it's too late now.
>Worst case scenario, buy a hooker. It sounds like that might get your confidence up too
That would make me feel awful. I don't want a hooker. I don't want an attractive girl to fuck. I just want a girlfriend to spend time with. That's all.
>Ugly and fat guys get laid all the time though. It's not impossible.
I'm not fat. My face is just very asymmetrical and out of proportion.
>>27074001
>you have the right to your wrong opinion.
hue. im gonna use that in future
>>27074054
Who needs a timestamp when I can just do this?
>>27074130
hey faggo do you have any compat issues with games on win 10?
>>27074130
Also,
>inb4 normiebook/kikebook/etc.
95% of you faggots use it too. It's convenient as fuck and if you don't have one, not having one is a symptom of the problem you have.
>>27074130
>Activate windows
Alright, its probably you I take my claim back. But you obviously have no business here
>>27069437
Literally all you have to do to not be fat is not eat like a retarded cow all the time. Fuck off.
>>27074179
>95% of you faggots use it too
I am triggered.
>>27074166
Nope. Computer is really smooth. I play games on Steam quite a bit and still not a single problem.
>>27074179
i used to have social media since people bothered me to get it. it was dumb. i deleted it. shitty waste of time. i like being alone.
>>27074218
What about older shit from winXP like red alert2/fallout2?
>>27074179
Yeah I have one, and the only reason I have it is to stalk people and look at their pictures. It has a fake name and everything.
This is the only reason a Robot should have one.
>>27074183
I activated it a while back and lost all of my save info on a few older games I installed with discs. Had to reset my computer to an older date to get the info back. I need to save the games to a hard drive before I reactivate it but I've just been being lazy. It doesn't cause any problems though.
I'm here for the memes tbqh. Highest quality I can find. I also like the board culture.
>>27074238
I've played older stronghold and civilization games without trouble. Orange box too. Fallout: New Vegas and Fable 2 also work fine.
>>27069165
>The left is always right hurr durr.
now
>We need Trump alphacock to save us all.
>>27069165
Because genetics
This post is original
>>27074261
I'm pretty sure stalking is one of the biggest reasons almost anyone has a social media account, with the exception of some tools who think people outside of their family or immediate circle of friends actually care what they have to say.
>>27074365
That's normie stalking. True stalking goes much further than that.
>>27069260
Not after eating V Hudgens ass
>>27074394
Get out of here, M.E.M.E.R
>>27069348
I'm 6'4" and I've tried everything. Creatine, protein, dirty bulk, clean bulk. Not doing steroids. Its doable but doesn't last long and its draining and brings diminishing returns. Which is infuriating because my manlet trainer insists its easy to get ripped when he's 5'7" and doesn't have to fucking work for it nearly as much.
>>27072664
Holy shit what a faggotunsurprisingly not oc
>>27069165
I have yet to see tits + timestamp
>>27073237
>a girl who doesn't kill animals
Wtf? Do you mentally ill vegan faggots really consider you an animal killer if you eat meat? Fucking retards
>>27074540
Well, not really. You are paying people to do it for you though. It's like the beta version of killing animals tbqh.
>>27070636
How big is your asshole anon? Can me and my boys run train on your faggot hole?
>>27069165
Because photoshop doesn't work in real life meaning I can't paint on my abs
>>27074491
You should be more content with what you have. You don't need to be ripped, let alone big when you're tall. A little definition is plenty.
>>27073907
if you obsess over the vaginal jew then your whole life will be misery. you need to let go and stop being so thirsty. maybe then -- when all beta faggots such as yourself let go -- female sexual market value will go down and we can have equality in mating efforts.
>>27074540
>if you pay someone to kill animals, you don't actually kill them
Well Hitler didn't ACTUALLY kill any Jews, but we still say he killed them.
Go pay a hitman to kill someone, and then tell the police what you've done. I'm sure you won't be charged with first-degree murder :)
>>27074540
>ARE YOU REALLY AN ANIMAL-KILLER IF YOU KILL ANIMALS? NUH-UH NO WAY!
This is what meat-eaters actually believe.
>>27069165
Im 6' thats why.
>>27074704
>Im 6' thats why.
THAT BURN THO! THAT FUCKING BURN!
>>27073237
What do you think about a girl who huts pests (and usually eat them) for a living so you can live your vegan life?
>>27074814
>What do you think about a girl who huts pests (and usually eat them) for a living so you can live your vegan life?
Huh? What are you on about? What would a girl hurting pests have anything to do with my vegan life?
>>27074851
Pests are declared as such because they hurt human production or life usually. Mainly because they screw up crops. It's pretty staggering the production loss you face when there's no pest control.
