> Applying to jobs you know full well you won't get accepted because you don't meet their requirements but you have to because it is a "numbers game"
Care /r9k/.
very original comment
>don't apply anywhere but like the idea of having a job just to get the money, so something's probably gonna show up soon
You just gotta put out positive energy, and the universe will return it right back. Mother Earth provides, and none go hungry if they just open their hands. The quantum chakra field will guide you to complete satisfaction, you just need to be tuned in. Eat only fruits and deionized water to clear your pineal gland.
Hare Krishna, brother.
>>27068617
The "numbers game" is bullshit.
You're better to put in a couple of quality applications in for jobs that you are definitely qualified to do.
>applying for a job I'm 99% certain I won't get
>submit an unrealistic salary expectation because fuck it why not
> THe feeling when no job
>tfw I can feel my application being destroyed every time I select white male on the diversity portion
>>27068617
Hahahaha faggots. Engineer here
I get a strange satisfaction telling the job interviewer I am a worthless NEET with no job experience and see their attitude make a full 180. I don't want to work anyway, so it's fine.
>>27070096
why do you bother applying and interviewing then? is it just for banter or do you have to occasionally do it just to show some pesky bureaucrat that you're not leeching (lol)
>>27070226
The latter. I honestly don't give a crap if I pass or not. I wouldn't even mind actually working, but the chances are extremely slim so fuck it. I'm not socially retarded, just lazy.
>>27070052
Is it a requirement to put your ethnicity? I heard of people not putting down that they are white and getting a lot more calls
>>27070271
Fair enough. I don't blame you at all. I think it's a retarded, wasteful system to make you guys go through that process but it makes me happy that at least one of you has some fun with it. Must be kinda fun to be all smug towards some wagecuck interviewer from time to time.
How much do you reap per month if you don't mind me asking? I'd love to go NEET but I don't know Canada's system well and I haven't quite given up on making it just yet.
>>27070345
Ye, nah, I don't recommend it. Unless you've completely given up on ever being in touch with any woman ever, I wouldn't advice it. Besides, finances are anything but flexible.
>>27068617
>apply for job
>pray I don't get it
> Getting a good job is "easy" they said
