So why don't try serial killing?
Is this Kosaki after realizing that she has already lost?
>>27066905
Oh look. Worst Onodera.
>>27066905
1 I'm not edgy enough, I don't like blood and gore and stuff like that
2 I'm probaby not physically strong/mentally capable enough to pull off a single murder, let alone a whole bunch of victims
3 My victims ghosts will probably do their best to stop me and torture me in the afterlife.
>>27066905
that's quite the assumption, OP
>>27066905
I have no reason to hate people.
Afraid I'll end up killing a fellow robot
>>27067774
not likely, they don't leave the house. Plus you'd be targeting drunk men and women at clubs. Quit being silly anon.
>>27067841
What if a robot comes out of his comfort zone for the first time only to get killed. I could never live that down.
>>27066905
Why would I want to harm people? But if you want I can be your practice victim.
>>27067922
I would love that anon.
>>27066905
I have the urge but this girl I love more than anything is the ranting that stops me
It is not right to kill or harm another human being. Think about karma. Don't you wanna be rewarded rather than punished in a possible afterlife?
>>27068042
*reason
I've tried killing myself but hilarious circumstance keep preventing me.
>>27067745
You don't have to hate them to kill them!
>>27068053
What if the afterlife rewards murder and punishes non-murderers?
Imagine what posting in a thread like this one would look like in court. Just picture >>27067657 getting framed or something.
Or maybe my post. They'd think I'm a weirdo.
>>27068053
>Pascal's wager
Anon it's a fallacy. Also what's to say that murder is bad if no source told you.
The thrill of killing someone is not worth the risk of being imprisoned for a big portion of my life.
>>27068001
There are at least 3 other guys who want to be killed on this board, if you include those who wouldn't mind we're at least 11. So I think it's better to live your fetish or obsession or pulsion whatever you want to call it, with consensual victims, because harming innocents is not cool at all and you really shouldn't do that.
And it might come as a surprise to you but if you know where to look there's an endless supply of willing victims out there.
Though it doesn't work for the sickos who exclusively enjoy harming innocent, non-willing people I guess.
>>27068351
>armin meiwes.jaypeg
I'll do it one day, I'm too young right now though.
>>27068351
How would you want to die?
>>27068581
I don't really care, though if you wanted to stab me I'd rather take painkillers beforehand, so if you wanted to enjoy seeing your victim agonize until the end you'd better not tell me your plan.
>>27068764
Painkillers wouldn't do shit though, you'd need something stronger. Drink, pills, rope, knife, get pumped up and sit in a nice warm bath. It'll be a quick departure.
>>27068351
>finding sad robots on /r9k/ and killing them
Where do you live?
It's pretty difficult to get away with murder these days with the advent of cheap, high quality security cameras. Every business has one and now lots of homes have them as well. Even if you kill a prostitute, the police can just pull all the security camera footage from that night in the general area and if you're unlucky you might get caught on camera driving by the area where she was reported missing.
>>27069450
>tfw not born before security cameras and modern forensics
Because the law will fuck me hard
im not good looking enough to get way with it
>>27069908
Oh, is that how it works?
>>27070671
I agree also my penis is small so I don't think I can be one either.
>>27069450
This desu, unless the circumstances are perfect, you're going to get caught. There's just no way to be a serial killer today unless you've done autistic levels of planning for it.
I have a plan.
1. go to a random town break into a place and steal a knife, wear gloves never touch the handle.
2. Go to another random town find a lone walker at night stab away drop the knife.
3. Go back to step one.
>>27070869
True. Murder isn't easy. It helps to be physically strong also.
I had a thought close to this last night
>get group of people completely dedicated to this
>come up with serial killer profile, signature murder weapon, mutilate bodies in same manner, make every kill look like its a singular person
>whenever one in the group is arrested, send police pictures only "the killer" could have and tell them they haven't caught him
>they release the one arrested
>everyone scared of "the killer" when in reality its a group protecting each other and hiding behind a disguise
thoughts? the only flaw is "what if one person in the group snitches" but am i missing anything beyond that?
>>27067774
Normalfags make up a crazy majority of the population. The chances of killing a robot or wizard are incredibly small.
>>27070969
bwahaha it's like a cartoon villain scheme, I love it
>>27070969
yeah that's the flaw, trusting such a thing to a group seems like it can fal apart really easily.
>>27070969
>>whenever one in the group is arrested, send police pictures only "the killer" could have and tell them they haven't caught him
>>they release the one arrested
yea it's not that simple buddy
it's 2016, it's literally impossible to get away with any crime unless you're 1%, I'm sorry
>>27068078
What was hilarious about it?
>>27070983
We'd also need a pass-phrase to avoid this potential scenario
>>27070969
Sounds solid desu chan.
>>27071001
there's an easy fix
give everyone damning evidence of everyone else's involvement.
Tie them all together, if one snitches, they all go down
The proof is individualistic, though, so the snitch and one chosen sacrifice would be caught, but not all. Make the group immortal over time by adding new members and constantly reinforcing in this way. You could even trap innocents in the pyramid scheme.
how easy is it to get away with murder actually?
i mean like, if I killed a guy, stabbed him to death and i made sure that the knife never was found
and no one saw it
how on earth could i get caught? i have no criminal record etc
seems like the perfect crime if you ask me
>>27071018
> it's 2016, it's literally impossible to get away with any crime unless you're 1%
Wrong. I've gotten away with plenty of serious stuff. Just not murder.
>>27071041
that leads straight to a group trust issue paranoia lesding to members possibly killing other members, but that is just my opinion
>>27071055
Unsolved murders happen more than they want the public to know.
Especially with nobodies like the homeless or 40 year old loners, they don't give a shit until someone makes a habit out of it.
>>27071068
Shaggin' your pet dog doesn't count.
>>27071018
I've seen literal meth addicted drug dealers get away with putting people in the hospital, that's not true at all.
>>27071055
I am convinced that what stops most crimes is people's conscience. If you really had an insatiable bloodlust I'm sure it'd be easy to knife one hobo or whore. Keeping up the habit over time would of course make it exponentially more likely that you'd be caught, though
And of course most murderers are stupid and have personal ties to the victim, leave evidence, etc
>>27071083
Try harder. I could be away for years, with years being watched afterwards.
>>27070969
"The killer has an accomplice" is the first thing that would cross their minds, you retard.
>>27071068
could you greentext some cool shit
inb4 hurr fbi tracking me on imageboards
>>27071128
group of accomplices though
we could even have the group go out and commit another murder if two people were locked up to really drive home the point that they haven't caught "the killer"
>>27069516
>tfw I know that feel
I'm just imagining all the pussy I'd get if I didn't have to worry about dna and cameras.
I was born in the wrong generation
>>27071055
There's a show called Forensic Files that details how real murders were solved. Watch the shit out of that show, it's a good source of real information.
You'll realize that there's so much forensic shit they can do that you're fucked almost as soon as you become a suspect.
So don't become a suspect. Random murders aren't solved as much, because there's no connection between the victim and the murderer, so kill a complete stranger. Also, the victim being poor or a minority will help your case a lot.
>>27071176
Random kills using a random method, no modus operandi.
And travel a lot.
>>27071176
that is why my random town stolen knife and random town lone walker kill is a solid plan
>>27071018
Pretty sure most murders go unsolved at least in cases where it's strangers.
>>27071155
I don't think they will release them that easy, I think you could manipulate people to think the public think they didn't do it. I mean, everyone hates cops these days so they will think the law is fucking an innocent man over and have people with no criminal record in the group
>>27071137
I'd love to anon, but I'm far too paranoid. Maybe one day when I'm an oldfag with nothing to lose, or I get locked up.
>>27071285
Fucked that first sentence up. Manipulate the public to make people think they didn't do it.
> want to become killer
> watch death note
> profit???
>>27071225
any old shiv would do. attempting to steal a new knife each time could get real suspicious real fast, and it doesn't even count as a new MO, it's just a chink in your plan
kill a hooker, or a black person. no one will care.
>>27071291
if you change names and circumstances subtly, there's no way anyone is going to spend time deciphering some random 4chan post and track you down. come on
it could be a work of fiction for all anyone knows. hell it probably is, to be frank with you
>>27071330
I'm reading 50's batman because I don't like starting from the middle of things also like to see things evolve but it's gotten not enjoyable sometimes. Would you suggest reading from the beginning? also first time reading comics.
How about a faux suicide?
Could I drug someone, fill up a bathtub, then throw a toaster in with the person?
Seems pretty simple
>>27071339
you could be right there, my thinking washoping that cops from different counties or states may not communicate about a random house break in and a murder in a totally different area, confuse and investigation.
I'd like to kill someone.
>>27071365
they can do a drug test on the body during the autopsy
>>27071359
To be honest I don't know. Some consider it worse than murder; I know I do.
I may write something up, but it will take time so to make sure I don't fuck up.
I have work in the morning so I'm not doing it tonight. If I decide to I'll start a thread late tomorrow evening, GMT.
>>27071676
Oh gimme a fucking break anon
>>27071676
>worse than murder
So you just raped someone then?
>>27071676
>being this much of a cocktease about your story
dammit
>>27071676
jesus christ what kind of a fucking faggot are you
>>27071744
I wouldn't be this cagey if that's what it was.
>>27071807
>>27071743
>>27071874
Look anons. I have far too much to lose right now to be flippantly discussing it offhand especially after I've had a few drinks.
As I said, I'll type it up tomorrow after work, when I can proofread it carefully. I'd be a faggot if I didn't give a fuck about this.
>>27072221
Damn, I wonder what could be considered worse than murder, yet not rape.
All I see is framing an innocent for something terrible, or torture?
>>27072221
Nobody is going to care past this thread.
Could one poison a bum? Lots of people. Would rather give food to a bum than money, so they wouldn't be suspicious if you give it to them; espescially if it is slow acting (Ie ricin breaking bad meme poison)
Nobody is going to do an autopsy on a dead bum they find in a gutter
>>27072438
To add to this, lots of homeless peopl choose to sleep somewhere with no cctv cameras to avoid being shooed away by property owners/ police, so you are less likely to be filmed poisoning the bum.
Seems like a perfect crime
The only unsatisfying part is that it would be quite a detached murder; you wouldn't get the satisfaction of seeing them die, or feeling them stop struggling etc as you would if you strangled/ stabbed them
>>27072438
I remember seeing a post on here a while ago about some anon claiming to put methanol in half-full fifths of whiskey and leaving them in the trash. Really devilish, it'd work, too.
Alarmingly similar to putting out rat poison. Anyway, yeah, that could be a really effective, really misanthropic plan.
and of course methanol is a lot simpler to do than ricin, and there's sort of a precedent for only targetting the desperate alcoholics (which is also good for masking their death, duh)
Pretty scary thought.
>>27071041
This is pretty much exactly how the modern state developed (state in the general sense as in an authoritarian body that monopolizes violence, not the administrative subdivisions of which Burgerland is divided into 50)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcmShOH4LR8
What about forming a loop with a cable tie, walking behind someone, slipping it over their neck and yanking it tight? If pulled tight enough they won't be able to scream, they'll probably suffocate in <30 seconds, no blood, you barely touch them at all so very little chance of getting evidence on them. And there is no way they are going to break free from it.
You just slip it over their head, pull it tight and walk away like nothing happened.
>>27072591
>be innamesopotamia
>everyone has damning evidence of someone else's guilt
guilt of doing what
this is too vague to be a valuable nugget of information
>>27072594
They could scratch some skin, you might drop a hair or something, sweat/saliva, that could leave a DNA trace. You'd have to be extremely careful about how you moved around prior to the act and afterwards
>>27072626
Primeramente, nice 26get. Secondly, I was commenting more so on the pyramid scheme aspect of what >>27071041 was referring to (making the group immortal over time by adding more members etc)
>>27072644
do it in a public park, no cameras, infinitely too much biological contamination for forensics
actually a good idea
>>27072594
I feel like it would be hard to pull it tight enough unless you gave it a handle or something.
Do they have metal wire cable ties? Also handheld machine tightener to tighten it really hard and fast?
>>27072221
Bad Assault or arson
>>27072898
Who thinks assault or arson is worse than murder?
If he's not just being melodramatic he must have badly crippled/disfigured someone.
Or framed someone for something bad I suppose.
>>27072848
better off hitting on the head with a hammer or block, to stun or worse
would make it 10x easier to carry out
>>27072960
yeah agreed why bother with complicated strangling method when you can just hit them in head a couple times with any number of house hold items.
Sounds like too much effort desu.
If I had the resources/motivation I would just get more drugs/lose virginity/move to japan.
>>27072848
I you are wearing leather gloves, you could just wrap then end of the cord around two of your fingers a could of times and give it a proper hard pull, should work
>>27070983
>a serial killer even killing a wizard
get fucking real m&, OP would be turned to ashes by the raw power of unintentional abstinence in a second 2edgy
>>27073002
Well a metal bar or large stone would stun pretty good, then the strangling is much more easy
>>27073171
But at that point why bother with the strangling?
>>27073171
Smashing heads in is messy, just one hit to make them see stars, if you continue you're going to dirty those slippers
>>27073180
see above
> responding to self
Have any of you watched Rope or A Simple Plan?
>>27066905
1. I have some sort of ethical moral code or something.
2. I'm too beta to ask girls out, how am I going to break into their houses and kill them?
>>27073440
Morals are just a construct, you can change that with time and experience
I doubt most people here could get away with even one murder so here's a starting tip
>fill 55 gallon drum with water
>add 3-10lbs of sodium hydroxide depending on size/weight of body
>light fire underneath and bring to steady boil
>insert body
>wait 5-7 hours
What you do with the sludge is up to you, you can even pour it down the drain if you really want to. The skellington will be left behind but it'll be brittle and easily grinds into a powder. Dump it in a river or something.
>>27073519
gee thanks for the tip
>>27073440
Nope. Should I?
>>27073519
>thinking that the sludge wouldn't collect in the pipes and cause a horrific smell that your neighbors would instantly pin for a rotting corpse
confirmed for never having actually killed someone and fantasizing about it after having spent too much time on liveleak
>>27073568
If you'd like to see murders go awry.
>>27073608
I was joking, obviously you aren't going to haul 55 gallons of human remains from the barrel to your sink or something. It's best to put the barrel really far innawoods somewhere, tip it over and let it wash away whenever it rains next.
Lye also doesn't create the same smell as a burning body, from spic cartel accounts it's more of an ammonia than anything.
Killing who exactly OP?
IM GOING TO DO IT IF I DON'T TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.
(402) 3190276
>>27067745
GET OUT NORMALFAGGOT REEEEEEE
>>27066905
Speaking of serial killers, if the Zodiac was alive today, he would totally be a robot.
>>27074195
Some 10/10 qt obviously. Slice her throat while fucking her. Facial just as the light leaves her eyes.
I need to read more first
I'm not fucked in the head. I don't get a high from strangling/stabbing a random stranger to death. Murder is one thing, and sometimes even justifiable, but flat out killing a random stranger just to get a rush out of it is something only insane people could enjoy.
If you disagree you're in denial and need to off yourself for the betterment of humanity.
>>27074429
Why is that insane? I think a sizable portion of people would enjoy or at least be interested in it.
>>27074429
There is plenty of disposable life on this planet, fuck off with your moral superiority. If I want to take someone's life nothing will stop me except a bullet or a blade. Some take the bus while others drive their Koenigsegg. But life is cheap and it doesn't matter at all when you're gone.
> edge
>>27071487
what if the person just wanted to do drugs before killing themselves? pretty common. especially drinking.
>>27074482
if you're not a sociopath, there are hardwired psychological repercussions for cold murder
>>27074568
edge doesn't begin to describe this post
>>27066905
Murder doesn't seem to have a point to me. It seems overly cruel to extinguish the life of something so similar to me. Other than that, I don't see what I could gain from it.
1. I don't dislike anyone enough.
2. I may be a bit of a sadist, but I'm too empathetic to permanently injure someone that bad and get pleasure out of it.
3. As a challenge, it wouldn't suit me. I'm too weak and lacking of skill. Maybe the chase would be fun, but I don't want to get raped in prison.
>>27074627
>there are hardwired psychological repercussions for cold murder
Source?
>>27074714
Cretinous cretaceous chitinous ketamine creatine croquet
Crombley crowledge crocket crocodile, cocks his concave comb collectively
Cribble dribble snib snick. Peter Piper plucked a nigger
>>27074740
Speaking of disposable lives, thanks for really adding to the thread, fuck face.
I thought inane bullshit got filtered out of here?
>>27074781
If you couldn't handle the heat, whyn't you not crandle the creat.
Murder 77 men, women, children with bombs and guns.
> live in cosy cell with playstation and tv
> write book, draw, get fit
> free in a few years
> make lots of money, tv interviews etc.
Tell me again about your morals.
>>27074568
Follow my advice and off yourself if life is pointless and disposable you nihilistic angsty bitch. I bet you don't even have the balls to kill somebody and you just fap to /b/ gore threads.
>>27074809
Do you have a source for this? It may have been in the news, but I missed it. Do you at least have a name for this man?
>>27074853
>Do you at least have a name for this man?
Are you fucking 12? Have you been living under a rock? what the fuck
>>27074809
>tfw no norwegian prison
> free in a few years
Not gonna happen anon.
>>27074876
>claims that I should know
>asks if I've been living under a rock (I have)
>doesn't give name/source
Thanks for contributing.
>>27074853
It's Brevik, you new here?
He killed a bunch of leftist faggots
>>27074906
I actually am new here. Again, this rock I live under is pretty damn comfortable. I don't think I'll be moving it anytime soon.
>>27074903
haha no problem guy, by the way who is this "le wall" dude that's running for president, mind dropping me a name? haha cheers
>>27070898
>"Steal a knife"
What? Why? You know you can just buy those literally anywhere?
>>27074843
Gore doesn't interest me. Nor does /b/.
Like yourself, your advice is worthless.
>>27074885
Where I live I could go on a rampage and suffer no consequence other than living in a separated unit for maximum of 21 years, with all the comforts: porn, games, hot beverages etc.
Then be released pending a psych evaluation.
Easily done if you've got the aptitude to deceive.
>>27074928
lurk before posting or people will righteously shitpost at you. frankly you deserve it for not knowing who breivik is. by the way, were you literally off the grid as a hermit or something? I'd like to know.
>>27074809
Well shit, I guess I'm wrong. Pretty shitty guy, though. But I can't really argue with this. Thanks, various anons. I'm too lazy to link to your comments. Again, comfortable rock that I'm living under.
>>27074965
Where do you live?
>for maximum of 21 years
>Then be released pending a psych evaluation.
>Easily done if you've got the aptitude to deceive.
They're wouldn't let you out know matter how many psych books you read and how deceiving you try to be and they're not going to let anders out either.
>>27074976
Thanks a ton, anon. And no, I just don't often come on 4chan. When I do, it's always been /b. Mostly to just see the weird/funny/semi-shocking stuff that I can find to amuse myself. Sadly, it seems to be 50% porn, 30% shit, 20% good stuff.
>>27074955
>England
Original tho
>>27075031
Norway, but I move regularly between NL, Ireland and the U.K.
I've dealt with the Parole Board before, they're terribly gullible and warm-hearted. I don't mind saying I'm good looking(seems to matter), an extremely well-mannered and convincing 'nice guy'.
I've also dealt with mandated psychiatrists and psychologists who've passed me previously as 'of good mental health'. But I'm not.
>>27068581
A sledgehammer blow to the head after some good coke and heroin.
>>27075178
>I've dealt with the Parole Board before, they're terribly gullible and warm-hearted.
>I've also dealt with mandated psychiatrists and psychologists who've passed me previously as 'of good mental health'.
In none of these cases were you a mass murderer or serial killer.
Your experiences mean jack shit.
>>27075219
> in none of these cases
Your speculation means jack shit.
You know nothing of what I've done.
>>27075241
>implying you're a mass murderer or serial killer
Anon please.
You sound like cliche psychopath who thinks he can manipulate everyone. If you killed tens of people you're not going to convince them you're a nice guy.
>>27066905
I have seizures which automatically bans me from the military, and most likely any job with a gun.
Just fml senpai
>>27075270
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia
I think of it as existing on a spectrum, a lot of people 'want' to think you're a nice guy. So they do mental gymnastics to convince themselves that is the case.
Depending on the society, and I'm lucky, it can be done without much effort. They work for me.
>>27075270
do you know what a sociopath is ?
>>27067774
Actual robots don't leave their homes.
Just do what this guy did.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Keyes
>>27075316
What does your link have to do with what we're discussing?
I said your anecdotes are basically useless because for whatever reason you were dealing with the parole board it was undoubtedly not as serious as mass murder or serial killing.
If you've killed tens of people in cold blood a psychologist will see anything you say as attempts to deceive regardless of how sincere you are.
>>27075353
Why?
>>27071055
>stabbed him to death
If you did that there's a good possibility you'd cut yourself, bleed, and leave your DNA all over the crime scene.
People have done that, and LE has checked hospital records for people coming in with unexplained stab wounds, and they end up getting arrested.
>>27075414
Wear cut proof gloves and thick coat?
>>27075400
>Why?
They have no reason too
>>27075436
If the gloves were do thick that they were "cut-proof" they'd probably have zero dexterity.
>>27075532
>>27075400
Oops meant why to be in reply to >>27075332
>>27075532
They make cut-resistant gloves for people who work with sharp things. They're either made of stuff like kevlar or chainmail.
They'd certainly be dexterous enough for stabbing someone and protective enough to prevent accidental cuts unless you were extremely clumsy.
>>27075400
Psychiatrists conduct evals.
Regardless of their profession; they are at root, people of compassion. Like every normal human being. I can exploit that, and have done so many times. Being sincere is nothing, I can break myself down to nothing in front of these people. I've made them cry and hold me. I know what I'm doing. They think they know what they're doing.
I would make such an excellent serial killer
> INTJ
> bullied as kid
> top 1% of population in IQ
> nobody ever knows what I'm thinking
> nobody ever notices me
> have fantasy list of about 60 people I could kill with no regret
but too beta to kill because I would obsesses forever about being tracked down. Also, never shot a gun nor done anything violent
>>27075609
Again I'm saying your personal experience with manipulating and deceiving psychiatrists has little meaning since you weren't a mass murderer or serial killer.
What did you do that you had to talk to parole board etc for? I don't see why you would mind divulging it.
>>27066905
Anxiety
Commentnotoriginalll
>>27075659
Granted. I've never been charged with murder. I'm detached from my experiences and so I see little to discriminate between that and what I've done previously.
I did not even try to plead, I just feigned shock/disgust at what I was capable of, but was granted leave after 2 years.
I'm still under watch though, and I'm on many rounds of meds.
I'm looking at my case now.
3xforcible sodomy,rape 2xforced detention, a number of ABH charges coupled with a GBH, which was quashed after scrutiny. There were other minor charges and misdemeanours, trespassing and possession etc.
Two girls.
>>27067074
onoder... what?
>>27075924
>I'm detached from my experiences and so I see little to discriminate between that and what I've done previously.
You can't see how people would view what you did and mass murder differently?
That's just being foolish.
>>27075068
Fuck off and die normie.
origirorigiroriginal
Because gang rape is better.
>Watched A Clockwork Orange
>Thought that Alex lived a kickass lifestyle
>Tfw not a droog
>>27076673
>Being 15
Come on I love that book/movie but if you fantasize about Alex and think he's "kewl" you're obviously living the life of a freshman.
>>27066905
Too much work and enough underground connections to make it work also I have empathy meaning eventually I will break down and confess to my crimes.
>>27067074
Both Onodera are shit anyway
