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Who here has the smallest dick? 4incheshere, get on my level
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Who here has the smallest dick?
4incheshere, get on my level
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5'10" here with a 6,6" dingus.
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I'm 6 tall
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>tfw despite having a penis an inch longer than OP's it will never be enough to satisfy my senpai
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I definitely have the smallest penis. It's 0 inches flaccid. It retreats into my balls and looks like a mutant vagina. When erect it's about 2.5 inches and wide as a thumb. I have to sit down to pee like a girl since I can't grab it. I also have to masturbate like a girl.

For some reason I like having a tiny penis...
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>>27066037
That sucks op. I'm pretty small too I'm only 6x6. It really sucks I'll never truly please a women
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>>27066837
What ever you are. Be my gf
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>>27067113
6x6 is way above average
don't get cucked, paid shill
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>>27066837
Are you sure you're not actually a woman and talking about your clit.
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>>27066837

I usually think of the trans people as mentally ill and sexual deviants but in your case I'd actually recommend transitioning.

With a dick like yours it might actually be destiny.
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>>27067752
Please don't post that image anymore
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>>27067844

Why not? What's wrong with it?
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>People with a 5 inch dick thinking they are small
Nothing triggers me more. If you are over 5 inches while erect then you need to fuck off. You dont have any dick problems and you will never know any dick problems. I am 4.5 inches erect with phimosis. My dick looks like a worm with a silencer on the top.
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>>27068125
Anything below 6"x4.7" is pretty small desu famalam.
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>>27067910
C'mon pham. I think you know
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>>27066837
Please post a picture.
Original comment.
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>>27068222

Whatever do you mean, kind sir?
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>>27068125
Dude, I'm only half an inch bigger.
Anything under 7x6 is small.
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>>27068358
>Anything under 7x6 is small.
And anything under 6'3" is manlet status we know.
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>>27068424

Amen, brother. That goes for dicks too.
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>>27066037
7 and 3/4 inches

I have to list the 3/4 just so I don't feel like such a little sissy faggot. Girls laugh when I take it out and they leave.
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>>27068647
What?

Is your penis literally a pencil?
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>>27068692
I mean 7 and 3/4 inches for the length, I didn't list the girth. The girth is a health 5.5 inches across
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>>27068739
Stop trying to fuck size queens who need penises that don't exist in real life then?
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TINY DICK MUST POST PIC
TINY DICK MUST POST PIC

I love tiny dicks
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>>27066837
Please please please post a picture, that sounds amazing.
Straight/bi/gay?
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>>27066037
4.5.
I'm 5'2''

this comment is not too low in content
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>>27066037
>no one posting pics

why even bother
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>>27068762
Please do not bully me, I know it's small.
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>>27068424
I wasn't even memeing.
I'm 5x5
That's like the size of my middle and index finger together.
How can that possibly be something not to feel small about?

6-7 with decent girth(5.5) is great.
7-8 with nice girth(6) is ideal
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>>27068756
I am just with normal girls who I date and like and then we finally get to the bedroom and they laugh hysterically.

>be me
>11 years old, first gf
>go to her room, take out penis
>"wow I hope you're a grower"
>4 inch flaccid dick achieves full almost 8 inches of power erect
>says she's never seen one even half that small
>she rolls on the floor laughing and tells her mom to make me go home

I have been insecure about my tiny elf dick ever since
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>>27068877
6" girth is incredibly fucking rare in real life. 7"-8" length is rare as well. A 7"-8"x6" dick is in like the top 1% of men and would be like trying to find a dick unicorn in real life.
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2.2 inches when erect reporting in
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>>27068978
Bruh someone chopped off your shaft.

Who did this to you.
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hourly reminder girls think 6 inches is 9 inches just like they think 5'9-5'10 is 6feet tall.
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>>27068937
Hence why I said great and ideal

You're going by statistic based on worldwide measurements, that change the average.

It should really be segregated by ethnicity and race.
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>>27068978
do you even see it when it's flaccid?
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>>27069001
>fucking girls that can't count

This is why kids are all retarded
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>>27069001
Reminder that this is just a meme to make guys with smaller dicks feel better. They might be an inch off at most.

Also, it doesn't matter how big she thinks it is, but rather how big it actually looks.
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>>27068491
Fuck off with those images.
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>>27068978

oh...my....god....i'm so sorry anon
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>>27068978
Either your a legit micro dick, or positioning yourself where your dick go inside. I can do that as well.
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>>27069026
well if i was skinny yes it would just look like the typical micropenis. however im pretty fat so the fat hangs over to where i have to bend over or lift the fat to see it.
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>>27069088
man, that's pretty sad. I'm sorry for you :(
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>>27069012
At the most one race might have .5"-1" more on another race.

All niggers aren't walking around with 10" dicks despite what porn might have brainwashed you to think. All asian men don't have micro penis as well.
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>>27067752
I thought that was a girl on thumbnail, thanks for ruining my choldhood books :^(
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>>27069088
not only am i fat but im also 6'3 so it looks even more ridiculously proportioned
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4.5 in
Here's an actual dick pic, stop being faggots
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>>27069086
no, its just that he is so fat not enough blood and not enough testosterone in his bloodstream
lose 50 pounds and watch how he instantly gain 3 inches
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>>27069135
i have same hands and dick you have
might thinking you actually stole this photo from somewhere
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>>27069052
Wow your anger just ensured that they will keep coming. Well played, is this your first day here?
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>>27069135
>that
>small

fuck off normalscum. thats average length and above average thickness
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>>27069052
>>27069171

This guy gets it. I'm guessing you actually want these pictures, don't you?

In either case, you're welcome!
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>6'
>white
>stocky build
>4.9" dick
lmao'ing at my life, pham
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>>27069109
More like 1-3 in length and .5-1 for girth

And I'm far from brainwashed, believe me.
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>>27069173
I don't care nigger
4.5 in is pretty small btw
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>>27069173
kek, that looks like my thumb
Fuck off, that's not average
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>>27069158
Do you have the same bed too? Sounds cool
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>>27068491
>my boy JC pulling an Ian Watkins
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>>27069173

that is very small. What is this child talking about?
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>>27067272
Why are you spouting so many memes???
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>>27068491
DELETE THIS YOU SICKO
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>>27067688
definitely a penis
>>27067752
i wish i was a girl but my parents would disown me
>>27068792
bi
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>it's an /r9k/ lies about the size of their dicks episode
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>tfw 7"
>tfw my long term gf bought a vibrating dildo that measures up to 6"
>mfw she prefers the dildo because it's "more convenient"
>mfw haven't cum for months, I think more than 6
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>>27069193
Well done, give that fag what he deserves
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>>27069396
pleeeeeeease post pic of dick. i LOVE tiny penises
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>>27069205
If you honest to god think every black man is knuckle dragging around with 7"x6"+ dicks yes you are brainwashed.
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>>27069396
I'm here for you anon
Originalleporfavor
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>>27069247
same shirt actually
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