Enjoy your few minutes of freedom to force feed yourself enough food to give yourself enough energy to complete your day of slavery, wagecuck.
>>27065732
Go clean your room before your mom kicks you out failure and quit shitposting.
>>27065774
NEET BTFO
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this is getting old :/
>>27065774
.A wageslave cleans my room for me. I don't have to lift a finger.
>>27065852
Wagies
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100% original I swear
>>27065732
Thisis also known as lunch"break".
>>27065909
I find op funny, I don't find these funny
>>27065909
>>27065882
>>27065852
Still here? Tick tock NEETS, your room better be spotless less you make mommy made again. You don't want there do you?T I C KT O C K
>>27065970
Kek. I'm a wagie :^) I just like watching you get btfo
>>27065732
>>27065852
>>27065882
>>27065909
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little NEET thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" NEET Pepe, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about being a worthless NEET. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic poorfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Wagecucks btfo XD" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>27066162
>B...B...BUT I MUST MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD OF ME!!!
Wagie is mad and BTFO.
>>27066162
>so lazy he had to use a copypasta
Pro tipkill yourself
i love these threads. they make wagies mad because their mommies arent nice enough to let them stay with them so they have to slave away :~)
>>27066248
You cant even use BTFO
You cant even use it ironically
What the fuck
>>27065852
i hear all these people dying from cancer or getting killed by something on the news and am like 'where the fuck is my cancer?'. not that i am in a rush to die, just my life since 2010 [grad hs and got on ssi with 500usd a month] as been like a slice-of-life anime and i have no regreats think i can think of. no debts to owe. no rent/bills to pay since i live with my parents. no chores to do but taking care of me wash once the bit fills up. i used to get the trash can and bring it in while getting the mail but since step-dad is back living with me - he is the house maid because that ocd. i get high off audio. wear am ddcup silicone tits around the house but the shoestring digs into me neck so i have to take me tits off when that happens. if they kick me out, i will go to the police station about report them for kicking me out because i have MILD autism/cerebal palsy and muh LGBT RIGHTS..if all else fails then go to the ward for like 3days then report them again adding muh ward trip.
1/2
>>27066554
7.3.2016
>washes dog toys in the wash
>I get ready to do my own wash and see dog toys in wash
>take dog toys out of wash and do my wash
>go back into room and wait
>stepdad gets butt-hurt and yells for me
>he asked why the dog toys are out of the wash
>I tell him >putting dog toys in the wash > 2016
>he gets more butt-hurt
>he tells me that I did not ask questions before doing my own wash
>he tell me thinking is dangerous
>he puts dog toys back into dyer and does my wash also
I think me stepdad mad because
>not allowed to wank
>mom does not have sex with him anymore [not that I can tell]
>not allowed to drive [lost his car]
>not allowed to degrade/take me things/tease me
>not allowed to drink [beer and such]
>not allowed to do drugs [but le vape]
>grandma took over the guest room where he used to have his stuff in
>is gunna get kicked out again if he does not get a job by end of this year
>jelly that I can just lay around and be a lazy slob
>me mom controls his money
if he mocks me, he is mocking himself because he is doing what I have been doing since 2010.
he has only been here for like 2months and if I do get a car, I will charge him double the amount gas is.
I just eat tendies while watching muh animu and see him cleaning the house.
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>>27066582
>>27066554
living the dr3am muh nigga
>>27065732
Dont knock the hustle op
Go back to bed and rest your sweet little heads, NEET goyim. We wouldn't want you over-exerting yourselves now would we?
Just lay back and let Jamal and Ahmed take all of the jobs and white women. You're too busy being "enlightened"! Just click away slave-erm I mean friend! Mr Shekelstien will take care of you!
Here, have some more porn and poison-erm I mean delicious Subway! It's good for estroge- heh heh it's full of vitamins, goy. It's on the house! By the way, don't forget to click on some sites to line my pockets goy. Wait, did I say that? Heh heh I meant to say that ad block totally works heh heh. Good goym.
>>27066554
only 500 neetbux?
you can get more from disabilitybux, like 900.
fake it till you make it ;) thats what i did.
>>27066248
>getting this upset
looks like a nerve was struck
>>27067320
>Wewnonymous switches to goyposting after wewposting failed
Loving every laugh, my friend.
>>27067320
wageslaves so tired from slaving they spam copypastas 24/7.
kek. wagie ragie in his little cagie.
>>27067373
Yes, goyim, my beautiful slav-heh i mean, friend. Here, have a check. Do you still talk to the girl you were in love with? I heard she met a guy at work, DaVontae something
>>27067390
wewwww look at this NEET. he just cannot take the heat!
>>27065808
This would actually work if it wasn't posted at 19:58
Then again NEETs like OP probably lost the sense of time already over the years.
