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Daily reminder that robots are only lonely because they won't
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Daily reminder that robots are only lonely because they won't settle for less than pic related.
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>>27064317

I wouldn't settle for her though.

Asuhh dood.
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>>27064317

Is that a chong? She's not attractive.
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actually I'm lonely because I don't get close to people and find it weird as fuck
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>>27064317
the average picky robot
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>>27064317
I knew a girl that looked like that names Julia or something.

>tfw too thirsty to ascend above desiring women
>tfw not thirsty enough to fuck ugly fat girls

>tfw all women are the same anyway
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I've legitimately fucked 10/10 before, my real problem is that I'm 5'7 so it's hard to get a girlfriend. One night stands happen pretty often though.
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>>27064829
You need to leave, this board is robots only.
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>>27064317
lel what the fuck, is she asian or something? she looks retarded.
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>>27065597
REE STOP STOP SHE IS PERFECT.
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False.

There's a girl in most of my uni classes who is a 6/10 face and I've fallen madly in love with her. We've spoken a few times but we're both shy around each other. She's 5'1 and has the tiniest frame I've ever seen coupled with the sweetest voice I've ever heard.

She always sits alone too. I wish I had the courage to sit next to her and actually talk to her, I know if I was to sit next to her I'd just be silent the whole time and she'd be thinking why the fuck did this guy sit next to me.

I hate myself for being like this.
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Yup, I know guys that constantly complain about being eternal virgins, yet won't settle for anything less than 8/10, while they themselves are 4/10 at best.
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I aim for my own level which makes it hard because women aim two levels higher than their own level.
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>>27065671
>I aim for my own level
So your looking for 4/10s at best, right? Even if you aren't physically ugly, your extreme personality disorders drop you down several points.
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How do you faggots know what level you are. Id like to think im atleast 5 but no real way to figure it out
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>>27065710
I'm about a 5 on a good day.
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>>27065703
B-but I don't have extreme personality disorders.
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>>27065758
>Using r9k
>No personality disorders.

Don't kid yourself. You know, you've always known.
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>>27065664
Ok, from one kissless virgin (to another?) just go for it. You sound much more socially adept than me.

I don't care about looks but I just don't want a fat woman. It's just unacceptable and unhealthy.
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>>27064444
checked, quads
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>implying

i'd literally accept any

A N Y

gf that would settle for me
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>projecting the female mentality onto men to justify your neuroses

Nah, men will always be more realistic about their standards. Men will fuck food if it jiggles the right way.
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>>27065963
What the hell is that stuff? You're right though, I'd totally fuck it.
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>>27065963
>tfw no jiggly fuckfood
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>>27065989

Some sort of chingchong cheesecake. Would definitely eat then fuck as well.
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>>27064317
>Daily reminder that robots are only lonely because they won't settle for less than pic related
That's a lie though. I've tried to get with other robots and even they didn't want me.
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>>27065667
Everyone thinks this is a meme but I know a guy from a skype group who is like a retard autistic 4/10 who won't settle for anything but a top escort-tier 10/10 super model like pic related.

People on this board are literally sick and they should all be granted free therapy desu. They all have some extreme personality disorder.
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>>27065847
Yeah I'm khv. I'm not really socially adept, I'm still extremely spergy but I worked full time for 5 years before doing uni which forced me to interact with people, all I can do is bullshit though.

I'm so bad at ice breakers. I just wish we would be made to do some group assignment together or something then I could start talking a bit more and it wouldn't be awkward to sit next to her.

Maybe a femanon could chime in and offer me some advice here.
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>>27066111
>hey all have some extreme personality disorder.
Stop generalising.
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>>27066116
>taking advice from women

wew lad
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>>27064444
what are you talkin about? those quads are very attractive
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>>27066111
More girls that robots will "settle for" while chasing after even more attractive women.
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>>27066198
Wouldn't they know though?
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>>27066265
>Implying anyone would settle for her.

Those seats are filthy.
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>>27066265
Here is an average girl that robots would snub. They're TOTALLY more attractive than roasties like this!
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>>27066344
I dropped the picture in my mild rage.
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>>27066355
Eh, she's not too bad. I wouldn't date her, but not bad for a one-time drunken pump n' dump.
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>>27066283
No, women don't know shit about how women work the ones who do, lie.
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>>27066409
a-are you normie enough to offer me some advice?
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>>27066355
>>27066389

Here is an example of a PRACTICE GF for robots!
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>>27066355
Looks like a realdoll desu.
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>>27066437
>that nose

hardly
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I won't settle for less than a girl who dyes her hair but still isn't slutty, and considering that's basically an oxymoron, shit ain't happening
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Look at this roastie, she would get cheated on in a second if she dated a robot.

>>27066498
It is a nice nose and you're a faggot proving my point.
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>>27066540
you dont have a point cuck

us real robots would instantly jump on the chance of any gf at all

>but im a femanon and i talked to a lot of boys on r9k they only want 9/10 xDD

fuck off if they talk to girls they arent robots
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>>27066540
not even shitposting but that one doesn't have a single attractive feature except that sh'e not fat
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>>27066598
Robots constantly make fun of average looking girls like pic related and snub them in favour of literal models like >>27066540 >>27066437 >>27066355 >>27066265 >>27066111

See example: >>27066616

In fact the "men" on this board probably think the women in pic related are severely deformed and the models I posted are all 5/10 average looking girls.

So fuck off and die, plz
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>>27064317
If this is REALLY what you think then you haven't spent enough time on this board.

My personal reason i am lonely is i don't go out and try to get a girlfriend i just sit here every weekend and shitpost instead of looking for sl00ts to take advantage of and then start a rleationship with.
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>>27066658
Left one looks okay, right one is ugly fatso wouldn't fuck.
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>>27066658
>Generalises
>totally ignores my post
Fuck off and kill yourself you fucking roastie whore.

>post related >>27065664
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>>27066658
>5/10 average looking girls
exactly, they're literally nothing, neither good nor bad
anyway, since when was average good enough?
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How about these threads show girls you think we should be going for. Far more interesting.
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>>27066702
Your 6/10 is probably a 10/10 to us normal people. She's thin, petite, probably has a perfect face. You just don't think she's "stereotypically attractive" because she's not a supermodel like pic related.

>>27066707
Most people are average and settle for other average looking people, which is why they are normal and lead exciting, fun lives filled with love, affection and family bonding. Robots are isolated, degenerate, abnormal, deranged sociopaths incapable of feeling empathy, kindness, or feeling towards another human being. The only thing they are capable of feeling is

>1) boners towards 10/10 super models
>2) rage towards the attractive men that they feel "steal" these women from them
>3) rage towards the ugly (average) women that exist and pollute space
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>>27066540
Are you kidding? She's fit as fuck.
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>>27066769
>Your 6/10 is probably a 10/10 to us normal people.
Lmfao. Digusting strawman. I know she's a 6/10 because when I fall for a girl I have trouble determining how attractive she really is, so I ask my friend who's a die hard christian trapped in the body of a chad.

Kill yourself you disgusting roastie whore.
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>robots would never even consider any of these girls, even though the most they deserve is the ugliest roastie that's second from the right
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>>27066658
Both qts

Right one's face is so cute I would punch a baby for a date with her. Bet her lips are so soft.

Shit man, I love looking at 10/10's and everything, but I would be happy with a girl at my own level of attractiveness and who isn't a monster fatso. Shit she can be less attractive than me, I'm not in a position to turn anyone down who thinks I'm attractive in any way.
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>>27066658
Average looking is fine, even ugly. Fatties aren't.
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>>27066842
Kill yourself you disgusting roastie whore.

oc123e
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>>27066769
>which is why they are normal and lead exciting, fun lives filled with love, affection and family bonding.
careful with those disney movies, they delude you. most dudes I know were the happiest with "pump the best, leave the rest", yes even when they're >30.
haha why are you so mad at robots anyway, it's not like those pathetic virgins could actually affect your life right ? ;)
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>>27066842
Left one is cute which is why she gets plowed by Chads daily in every hole until she can't take it any more but she does anyway because it's Chad.
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Sad thing is, from my experience as an average looking woman, it is not a bait but truth.
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>>27066707
Average is good enough for average fuck wit. Men can go out of their league if they have charisma, but if you're a physically 5/10 guy, you're probably going to be with a physically 5/10 girl and that's fine. Listen to this guy>>27066769
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>>27066842
All of them are attractive to me.
On the global scale they don't score high perhaps but on my robot scale they're easily 7-8. Except #3 she's 6.
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>>27066869
Unlike you, I actually go outside and interact with normal people in the normal world. Everyone is normal and no one spends their life pumping and dumping 10s and stays happy. The happiest, most normal people are the ones who are down to earth and not delusional like you.

>>27066887
She's actually married to/has a newborn with a guy better looking than any of the users of this board.

Robots on suicide watch.
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>>27066769
Most honest post. However you can't use reason with Narcissistic scum fucks.
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>>27066904
Kill yourself you disgusting roastie whore

oc1832
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>>27066904
>Unlike you, I actually go outside and interact
nice, got me there^^
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>>27066926
>mad that I'm dropping some truth bombs on his sociopathic narcissistic spoiled babby arse

Let me guess, you probably think pic related is too ugly for you?
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>>27066889
Don't be down fembot, I'd be happy with an average looking girl, but seems that it goes the other way just as easily.

Most women want a 10/10 6'4" model with a perfect jawline, amazing body and 100k a year job when they are clearly average.

One day i'll find my sweet hearted girl and we'll fall asleep watching netflix together and order pizza when we are too hungover to cook.

>inb4 REEEEE
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>>27066943
>Let me guess, you probably think pic related is too ugly for you?
No I don't, but you've already formed opinions of what I think.

Kill yourself fucking disgusting roastie whore.
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>>27064317
No, I'm lonely because I'm a manlet with no social skills
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The men on this board are just to dumb to realize the reason women hate them is because their austistic socially inept narcissists, not because women are whores.
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>>27066943
>calling other people narcissists
You're literally the most hypocritical person on 4chan.
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Tbh familia I'm crushing on an under avg robot grill. Shit self esteem but hey, makes for great self-deprecating humour. I've played some vidya with her but she's seriously into single player escapism like skyrim and fallout. I think she might have actual mental problems. When I went to school with her she got extra nervous and blushy when she was called on.
I feel like I can relate to her so much better than a model with no brain or personality. I think robots would be a lot happier and functional with other robots. Pic: her being grumpy in her grumpy outfit.
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>>27067023
How are you so buttblasted? Did a robot break your poor roastie heart?
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>>27067028
You know nothing about me or my tastes in partners, family.

>>27067045
>this
>under average

You should all exercise going outside a little more often so that you begin to develop an understanding of how normal people look like. Protip: it isn't like pic related.
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>>27067023
>women are whores.
what you said is true but this is also true
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>>27067023

Those things are not mutually exclusive and are both true
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>>27067052
No, I'm not even trying to be nasty, I'm just calling it as I see it. If you want to date women it would help to not hate them.
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>>27067063
And men are so oh so virginal and pure. Lmao. You all would whore around a lot harder if you were given the same opportunities. Don't act like you're angels
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Top tier girl was trying to get me make a move on her for 4 years. I didn't because I doubt anyone would really like my fat ass.

Even if I like the girl nothing happens. I'm not even a failed normie. 0 real friends with loads of acquintances. That shit on me behind my back. Sometimes straight to face.

Living with a single mother and no room really has made me lose all hope in loyalty of women.

I'm lonely because it's currently the age of degradation. Decadence.
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>>27067135
> if you were given the same opportunities
That's the point, though. Men aren't given the opportunity to whore around like women. If everyone was a whore then it would be fine, but that's not the case.
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>>27067165
Don't project your issues with your mom onto most women. Your setting yourself up to fail.
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I have literally no female contact at all.
The last time I've spoken to a girl that wasn't a family member was at least 2 years ago.
I don't even get into the position to take anything less.
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>>27067187

But men made it that way not women. It's not womens fault they have more opportunity.
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>>27067298
>It's not womens fault they have more opportunity.
It is their fault for abusing their power. That's why whores are unattractive. Not because people give a shit about how many dicks you've sucked, but because you can't control yourself.
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>>27067298
>But men made it that way not women.
I agree, should have never let them out of the kitchen.
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>>27067316
how is being a whore an issue of "people being pissed you can't control yourself".
You don't get mad chads "can't control themsleves" and fuck a lot.
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>>27067045
>>27067061
Why she's under average:
>wears baggy as fuck shirts (pic related) or hoodies
>would look a lot better with makeup but doesn't bother
>never wears a bun or a ponytail or anything, just hides behind her hair
Average girls can at least do these things, it's what makes them average. It can't be hard to put on a little mascara or a tighter shirt once in a while. I'm fine with her not doing that because I don't look amazing and that would just get the attention of chads. I don't want her to be above my level.
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>>27067316
The power of what? Pleasuring themselves? How is that hurting anyone? Do you not understand the concept of bodily autonomy ?
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>>27067358
no maybe you shouldn't be a spineless fucktard who worships the ground women walk on.
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>>27064317
Just had a meet up with a real qt and couldn't talk at all. We literally sat on a bench and stared in different directions while she texted someone every now and then no doubt saying how aweful it was going. We would talk about something for ten seconds and then stare in opposite directions for another five minutes and this went on for thirty minutes before I got up and appologized for being so awkward. Whether it's the pic related or a land whale. Real robots can't have a relationship or even a conversation with women or even other men.
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>>27067403
Gay fashion designer detected.
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>>27064317
ive asked out ugly women with similar interests to me

still got rejected.
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>>27067128
You're calling it as your generalise it. At least be honest.

Obvious troll needs to find something better to do with his life.
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>>27067633

You really think most people on here don't hate women? Lol
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>>27064317
I agree.

At least I can admit that it is my fault, my life is so fucked up... I do deserve to be alone probably... But I changed myself a lot for better now. I just need one more chance.
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>>27067403
she's got a pretty nice rack on her.

qt... enjoy it while you have it
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no, i''d settle for a 1/10 if it meant she liked me
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>>27067403
you have got to be the shittiest troll ever, why dont you go stick a mascara wand up your ass
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>>27067965
I'm not actually dating her yet. I hope to though.
>>27068144
Pic related is me. I don't look horrible, at least average, but men get no slack for being socially awkward.
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>>27064501
hey, atleast he knows what he wants.
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>>27066842
The second one from the right looks like a girl version of ted cruz lmao. The rest are hot tho
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>>27067689
Yep. The loud minority speaks for the majority.

Do you hate women?
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>>27064317
Why don't we try doing an experiment?
Show me photos of girls that are on a different level on the 0/10 scale and i'll tell you if i can settle with one of girls
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>>27066913
Back to plebbit please that post is low-effort dismissive garbage that doesn't address anything anyone is saying.
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>>27064317
Except my requirements are
>not physically disabled/deformed
>not mentally retarded
>no severe facial burns
>not a literal midget
I don't care about weight and find fat girls a huge turn on, and although I like 10/10 facial aesthetics, I'd easily settle for a 2.5-3/10.
>tfw 6'2", white, 155lbs, and still KV despite having these standards
Pretty much given up and waiting for VR waifus
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>tfw dating "fembot" (lol) from canada
>"I-I'm totally cute and pure uguuu"
>turns out to be a degenerate who makes an entire photo set worth of nudes on my command
>"I-I don't really like taking pictures, b-but if you insist, anon..."
>tfw as soon as I dump her I'll spread them all over 4chan to out her as the degenerate roastie she is

Roasties, not even once.
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>>27066409
who hurt you anon? it's alright, you can tell us
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I would never settle for anything less than an attractive white woman. I actually find it hard to believe that a white man exists who doesn't feel the same way.
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