>never tried any drugs
>only took a few pulls on a cigarette (did nothing for me)
>don't regulerly drink alcohol, I am not absitentent, but I might as well be
>virgin
>I don't use any sex toys to masturbate with and my lube is my own salvia
>not fat and on my way to become /fit/
>I have eaten in very few fast food "restaurants" in my life
>I shower, brush my teeth and moisturize my skin regulerly
>all my fetishes (except being attracted to guys) are vanilla, I am grossed out by eating out a girl and my appreciation for milfs lowered somewhat when I see their flabby tummies
Things I could improve:
>take my education more seriously
>improve my body
>workout more regulerly and count calories
>my lube is my own saliva
Stopped reading there. That's gross as fuck and you definately aren't pure.
>>27063554
>except being attracted to guys
oh boy
>>27063577
I never needed any lube. I am cut and it works.
>>27063579
I actually wanted to post it on /pol/ first with that part redacted ofc, but I was banned for some bullshit, I hope you are more tolerating
>>27063554
>grossed out by eating out a girl
but pussy is the purest thing of all
You are not pure. Sorry.
>>27063609
are you homo all the way or bi?
>>27063630
Sorry, but I think that's disgusting and kinda degrading.
I can't help it, I just don't feel the urge to do that.
>>27063647
why get hung up on labels? Would it make a difference?
>>27063554
You took a few drags of a cigarette. You impure faggot
>>27063554
are you a "mouse"?
sounds like you had strict parents who still control you
> only took a few pulls on a cigarette (did nothing for me)
you didn't inhale properly. you're not immune to drugs
>>27063554
>my lube is my own salvia
That's pretty degenerate senpai. Pure guys don't fap at all anyway, or fap sporadically to their oneitis maybe.
>>27063554
>pure
>attracted to guys
Pick one
>>27063666
do you worship satan?
Daily reminder that if you have oral herpes (i.e. get mouth sores etc) you are not and can never be pure. 90% of people are infected.
Op is a womin
>>27063718
you can get those from drinking from a poorly washed glass. What does that have to do with purity?
>Lube
Whyever would you need an artificial lubricant to masturbate?
>>27063554
> my lube is my own salvia
hahah cutfags are just hilarious
>>27063554
I'm mostly like this, but without the gay.
>>27063685
>are you a "mouse"?
I don't know what that means.
>sounds like you had strict parents who still control you
ehh, kinda, I bet they wished I would go out more
>you didn't inhale properly. you're not immune to drugs
>>27063675
Idk, I think I did it right though.
>>27063695
fuck that, when I fap - I fap and when that urge goes away I don't think about that stuff at all
I don't know a single pornstars name
>>27063695
>>27063577
>>27063769
>>27063768
>>my lube is my own salvia
Is that really so weird and disgusting?
>Whyever would you need an artificial lubricant to masturbate?
I sometimes masturbate into a towel, so you're right, I can do it without any kind of lube as well.
>>27063713
if you're asking whether I am an atheist then yes
>>27063723
nah
>>27063718
I read about that, I never had thag before so I asked my mother and turn out she has had it before i was born
Not sure if that means I have herpes, but I guess so.
But it doesnt count when it never breaks out.
>tfw I told my classmates I had herpes, because I mistook having dry lips for herpes
>>27063705
I can't help it.
>>27063794
> are you a "mouse"?
> I don't know what that means.
someones gonna have to post the picture, i don't have it
>>27063554
>only took a few pulls on a cigarette (did nothing for me)
>being attracted to guys
>pure
L M A O
M
A
O
>>27063744
It's an impurity. You're not pure if you have it, whether you got it through an anal gangbang or sharing your mother's dog whistle. Get fucked normie.
>never drunk alcohol
>never had sex
>never taken drugs
>never been to a party
>played video games my whole life
Literally my only impurity is hentai
Who /rareandvaluable/ here?
>>27063915
>>only took a few pulls on a cigarette (did nothing for me)
doesn't count, senpai, you just want to meme me
>>being attracted to guys
never acted on it, see the virgin part
But that is a weak defense ... I have no qualms about acting on it.
>>27063993
you have it as well, I bet
90% of western teenagers have it
>>27064031
>>never been to a party
not even a school event our family party?
And you are fat ....
>>27064054
>not even a school event our family party?
I went to a disco in year 5 (about 9 or 10 years old for any burgers) but left after about half an hour because i was standing against a wall, bored out of my mind
And I'm not very fat
>>27064098
>I went to a disco in year 5 (about 9 or 10 years old for any burgers) but left after about half an hour because i was standing against a wall, bored out of my mind
Didnt you have any school trips?
>And I'm not very fat
>mfw
>>27064134
>Didnt you have any school trips?
how do school trips count as parties? I remember going to Ypres in Year 9 (13-14 years old) and INTEC (science museum) in year 4 or 5, but it was always boring and I never talked to anyone
And I'm 170lbs at 6'1
>moisturize my skin regularly
Top lel. Youre a faggot.
>Only took a full pulls of a cigarette
>Don't regularly drink alcohol, I am not abstinent but I might as well be.
>Masturbate and has fetishes.
Now be honest, are you a woman? Because that's the only way to explain the complete lack of self-awareness in calling yourself "pure". You sound like a woman who calls herself a "complete virgin" virgin because she only sucks people's dicks and takes it up the ass every once in a while.
You fucking attention-whoring mong.
>>27063609
>cut
>pure
>>27064656
>>Masturbate and has fetishes.
Every healthy man masturbates anon.
And I don't have a fetish. I just extend what I want to do to women to guys I find attractive.
Nothing wrong with admiring beauty in males as well.
>>Don't regularly drink alcohol, I am not abstinent but I might as well be.
I really don't drink any alcohol. It's so incredibly rare, you have to take my word for it.
>>Only took a full pulls of a cigarette
not even a whole cigarette and I shared it with someone, so fuck off
>>27064737
technically nothing was cut off
>>27064737
Hes buggin out yall
>>27063554
Me but my life is still miserable.
Failing at uni and at life in general.
>no drugs
>no alcohol
>no kiss
>no sex
>vanillafag at heart
Y-yeah
>>27064799
>>27064786
>tfw most men don't want to be on the receiving end of anal sex with other men
That's me, but I wish that wasn't true for everyone else.
can you be pure if you cut yourself?
>>27064753
Shut the fuck up, you're not "pure".
You have been tainted by your experiences and your faggotry and you fail to make peace with it.
You have had alcohol, you have had cigarettes (guess what batty boy, they're drugs as well so you're first point is completely blown out of the water), you have lavacious thoughts about other and act on them.
You are not pure at all.
>>27063554
>smoked
>drinks
>jerks it
>eats fast food
>likes milfs
'pure' my ass
>>27064852
>You have had alcohol, you have had cigarettes
bla bla bla
>you have lavacious thoughts about other and act on them
I was never kissed or had sex and the only people that hugged me didn't count, because family, etc.
>>27064848
are you an emo?
I find them kinda cute desu.
>>27063666
its not about the label - it's about the reality it's representing.
You're literally not pure at all.
>never tried drugs
>only alcohol I've drank is at church and wine isn't a real alcohol
>virgin
>never had a boyfriend
>dress in long skirts and long sleeves
>have only been groped by women so still pure
>white
>all of my fetishes are vanilla, only except when I go a couple days then it gets to the point where I masturbate to gay anime boys
been described as bashful and prude
>>27064912
For you I could just be gay.
>>27064895
>Bla bla bla
>It didn't count.
You have been called out by nearly every person in this thread.
You're not pure, you're just a boring virginal poofter who's trying and failing to make his lack of interests seem like a superior choice when anyone can see you're just a deluded nancy boy.
>>27063554
Get on my level
>never drank a drop of alcohol
>never smoked ever
>never did drugs
>only eat certified organic
>don't eat anything modified like candy
>only drink water and organic tea sometimes
>only use fluoride free organic toothpaste
>only use aluminium free organic deodorant
>only use organic shampoo and soap
>work out at least 1 hour a day
>virgin
>really hygenic
>straight
>>27064954
Be my gf please. I don't usually come to r9k, so I am not a weirdo.
I sometimes wish I was pure again, but I know I'd ruin it in a day.
Drugs, sex and noise are just too fantastic to pass up on in life.
>>27064969
>>straight
>mfw
>>27064986
but I am though, a very big weirdo
>>27063554
Only God and Jesus and his teachings can make you "pure".
>>27065004
I didn't ask you to give me reasons to not be your bf, sunny.
>dont drink alcohol normally (sometimes on special occasions, dont really like the taste)
>never smoked/did drugs
>pretty vanilla
>love my family
>say hello to officers
>be a pretty happy person overall
come at me, friends
>>27065055
>come at me, friends
only if you're gay
I was straight-edge once in my teens. That was the lamest period of my life.
Why do gaybois like purebois so much?
>>27065086
Only if you're cute pure faggot I can slowly corrupt
>>27064954
>wine isn't a real alcohol
Kek
Keep telling yourself that
>>27063554
You aren't pure, you fucking liar.
I am.
>literally never masturbated (although it's easy since I've never felt the urge to)
>never been on a date or kissed a girl
>don't drink alcohol (unlike my alcoholic mother lmao)
>never taken any drugs beyond prescription meds briefly
>>27065151
in the house of God, drinking wine is allowed
>smoke weed every day
>drink beer every other day
>get hammered every weekend
>try hard drugs whenever I get the chance
>steal wine from stores
>ask for money near the subway to buy drugs
>befriend people just to trick them into giving me more booze
>smoke cigarettes all the time
>masturbate to CP and gore porn among other disgusting shit
>fap several times a day
>wank on the street when I can
>piss out of the flat's window shamelessly
>sleep in class, still ace every test
>sold virginity to a whore
Fuck being pure. My life sucks but at least I have some fun through self destruction.
>>27065155
>>literally never masturbated (although it's easy since I've never felt the urge to)
something is broken down there, anon
>>27065143
sure, good luck in trying
>>27065167
>>befriend people just to trick them into giving me more booze
I once gave money to a stoner classmate of mine. That faggot asked everyone for money and you could really tell how his brain was a bag of mashed potatoes.
He was literally the stoner stereotype in every movie.
Fuck people like you, you are worthless.
>>27065155
have you tried prostate orgasms?
you should put things in your butt and become my cute bf
>>27065167
would be so easy to murder you. buy a gun and vote for trump to protect yourself
>>27065164
>House of God
Believing in fairy tales doesn't make alcohol pure.
>>27065207
>something is broken down there, anon
I wouldn't be surprised.
>>27065235
I'm not putting anything in my ass, that's gross.
>>27063554
REGULAR
R E G U L A R
REGUL A R
REGULARLY
learn to spell you fucking degenerate
>>27065247
I don't mind if I get murdered. Life blows.
Ive taken one puff of tobacco, one hit of marijuana, and one drink of alcohol. Didn't like any of them and don't want anymore.
>>27065312
>I'm not putting anything in my ass, that's gross.
please be my qt boytoy
>>27063695
Damn i wish i had a small girl like this. I would love her and build her a small house and go on vacation with her. Omg i think i have a new fetish
>never done alcohols
>never done any drugs
>exnihilist, finally done with that severely homosexual way of thought
>tuba player in a brassband
>know overtone singing and throat singing
>like people more than i dislike people
>very seldomly judge
>cutting meat consumption
>on the road to becoming fit
I am on the road to becoming a person that I can accept being.
