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What's a good job for a lazy person that isn't good
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What's a good job for a lazy person that isn't good at anything?
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Manual labor until you learn how to work.
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>>27063297
Succ operator
Receive $10 for each succ!
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>>27063297
Pretty much any job.

Do you seriously think most people aren't lazy retards? You can pretty much do anything.
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>>27063297

Nothing.

In our world, you have to work to justify your existence.

There are billions of people, so your simple presence isn't valuable. If you aren't talented, learn to work hard or be nice to be around. Be willing to do jobs others won't, or be the guy who will cover for someone on short notice.

Distinguish yourself from the herd, or you aren't important enough to live.
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Nurse aide
Lunch supervisor-baby sitting the children at lunch time
Grocery clerk-standing around conditioning all day and pretending to work.
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>>27063418
Get a load of this wagecuck

Forget all that nonsense OP, just do the least amount of work you can, that's what everybody else does. You don't need to prove yourself to anybody.
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>>27063297
I used to work in a library and it was pretty cool I guess. The pay is shit but you get to sit all day doing whatever you want, sometimes putting books back in the shelve, doing admistrative work but only if you feel like it. Also the peaceful ambiance was kind of cosy. And no shitty boss or manager to bother you.

Library jobs generally hard to get (because there are not a lot of positions and they're probably already taken by someone that know someone) but for for lazy people it's probably the best. The other low pay jobs are horrible anyway, don't try that.
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I wish I was born like 10 years later so I didn't have to waste my time doing some crappy job that's going to get automated anyways.
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Can I expect to improve my art if I have no talent?

I'm currently at stick figure level and I see so many people pick up a brush for the first time and draw a perfect human face.
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>>27063355
Do you get breaks and lunches? Vacations?

Are the meat toilets sanitary?
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>>27063560

That's bullshit.

Art is a skill and takes hard work.

Much of my job is teaching newbie engineers that they are capable of producing high quality sketches, if they will only bother to learn the methodology.
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>>27063543
Then wish you were never born because as soon as these jobs get automated, you will be completely useless and society will ostracize you to the point where your life will be completely miserable, and not only emotionally or socially, but also financially which is definitely the worst.

Y-you didn't think that the wealth created by machines would be evenly distributed, right ? You didn't think the machine's owners would care about you enough to fund your existence, right ?
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>>27063297
You could probably move to one of the west coast states and grow weed.
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>>27063519
>Putting books back on the shelf
Do people still read books at the library? I live in the half-ghetto and all the place is used for is internet and renting (not returning) movies
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>>27063560
Like everything, talent exists.

Will you ever be amazing? Probably not. But you can be good.
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>>27063620

This.

It is not reasonable to believe that populations will be allowed to stay where they are when the world becomes automated.

Birth rates will plummet, and people will lose any shreds of inherent value they had left.

Most people will be given euthanasia as a routine treatment for health problems, instead of being treated, because there will be no profit in treating them, since they produce no value to trade.

It will be the end of humanity.
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@op unfortunately most of those jobs are already taken, and you get them by knowing someone. I babysat this kid for a while, and the kid was so well behaved she really didn't need a babysitter. The mom paid me $10 an hour, and I just sat around their house and used the internet. The mom even premade the dinners. I got the job because my mother is an aggressive extrovert, and it came up.

I'd suggest working a job that involves just being there just in case something goes awry. If you can get a job as a nightshift security guard in a low crime area that might be a good bet. I have a friend who does that, and he literally just sits around the whole shift , and walks around the perimeter a couple times.There's also stuff like "hole watcher" positions at plants where you just verify peoples credentials before they walk into the plant.
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>>27063560
>I'm currently at stick figure level and I see so many people pick up a brush for the first time and draw a perfect human face.

what you're talking about is not talent, it's skill. If you practice drawning you'll acquire the skills.

Talent in drawning is more about coming with interesting compositions, but you can also improve that by expanding your horizons, watching other's art.

let's be honest anon, the only thing that stop you is your lack of motivation.
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>>27063632
That involves actual work. You have to learn so much to begin with, maintain environment, harvest correctly, then package and distribute. Each step consists of detailed information and actions to varying circumstances.

Work at a food place in a mediocre mall. A good crappy mall will be dead most days of the week.
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>>27063620
realistically they will either distribute the product or kill us all because of riots, etc., so it's not too bad.

>>27063732
>drawning
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>>27063653
>>27063598
>>27063732
Thanks fellas!
I'll do my best and make you some hentais!
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>>27063648
Well my town is like 80% white and not ghetto at all and and it was pretty much only old people who would come.
But that's great because you don't have to work to much and at the end of the day, society thinks it's evil to shut down a library so it's not like your job is going to get destroyed.
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>>27063783
One more hentai!
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>>27063771
You say this, but everyone I've ever known who has grown weed has been a literal retard.

I'm sure you can figure it out pretty easily.
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>>27063772
> realistically they will either distribute the product or kill us all because of riots
i don't think you understand just how shit things need to get for humans to rise up
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move to a city, charm some ambitious businesswoman into loving you, and become a househusband

you're a NEET with chores and steady income and a loving partner and eventually you'll have to be a daddy but that's easy
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>>27063593
You stop when you're tired
You get paid to swallow nutritious protein all day long
Sometimes you're rented for unlimited succ for a few thousands

>sanitary
If you're not you get turned into cat food
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>>27063875
If only.

Friends of that businesswoman will convince her that you're a mooch and to kick you to the curb.

It's a complete double-standard, yes.
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>>27063875

I read a story somewhere, I forget where, about a guy who got offered this deal by a South Korean MILF but turned it down. Seems like a pretty good gig to me, I would definitely be a little NEETslut househusband for a woman who would provide for me.
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>>27063405
>Do you seriously think most people aren't lazy retards? You can pretty much do anything.
Well yeah, but you have to convince some normie that you aren't before they let you have the job, is the problem.
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>>27063887
>You get paid to swallow nutritious protein all day long
>tfw will never have this job
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>>27063490
Kek, right?
That faggot still thinks just because you have a job must mean you're a good, wholesome person who contributes to the world.
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>>27063887
Who need protein shakes when you get paid to swallow protein? Why don't more people do this
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>>27063297

Prostitute if you're a female.
Tranny prostitute if you're a cute male.
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>>27063887
Is there insurance?

I need to know I'll be well taken care of when I get hurt!
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>>27064190
I'd rather die than have a masculine dick in my ass.
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>>27064156
Some people don't like the taste.

>>27064264
Depends on how you get into the business
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>>27064341
>Liking "feminine dicks"
That is how you know Anon is a fag
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>>27063297
Making videos on the internet
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>>27063297
Crash test dummy.
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>>27063297
>Anonymous
Security just sit on you phone all day
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Ticket to work seems safe. It's any job but with the tard sticker, you're exempt from whatever TRIGGERS you.
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>>27063297
Government bureaucrat.
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Cam for old men on chat sites
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>>27065441
My dick isn't big enough for that.
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>>27064470
When can you start, Anon?
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become a manager at publix
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>>27066638
you can get like 40k. not easy, but a livable wage.
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