Childhood misconceptions
>thought the vagina was on the front like where a dick is
>thought the guy from loony tunes was called Yo Sammity Sam
>thought the dinosaurs happened 100 years ago
I thought the world used to be in black in white
>>27063199
>>thought the vagina was on the front like where a dick is
how is this wrong
thought life would get better
>thought the dinosaurs happened 100 years ago
bullshit
>thought I would make it
>>27063199
I thought the world didn't exist before I was born. I still think that sometimes. Also thought that people literally(in the proper sense) saw the world differently. As in someone would see blue as red. Or bananas as apples. I think this stemmed from my shade color blindness which I didn't know of until I was 10.
>>27063256
So I wasn't the only one...
I think that girls peed by a little dick coming out their butt
I thought they had flatskin up until the butt
Surprisingly I came out relatively normal I just had naive parents that didn't teach me anything
> Thought OP wasn't a faggot
>thought sperm sweated through your balls and crawlef to the vagina
>saw my aunts bush and didn't know what the fuck it was because my mom is blonde, thought there was a disese or spiders or something on her
>thought Austria and Australia were the same thing
>>27063199
>thought the guy from loony tunes was called Yo Sammity Sam
you mean he isnt?
>>27063199
I thought if I accidentally broke or tore something in the correct way it could split an atom and cause a nuclear explosion
I was terrified when my friends where chipping away at rocks
you know when like old fat laddies hike up their pants and they have that huge bulge. i used to think that was a vagina and that vaginas were huge (like a big pile of meat you could wrap around your head with no resistance)
another point i thought vaginas were like shreks ear. i was like 12 when i thought that
>>27063220
vagina is much lower/further back like underneath
>>27063272
I didn't fathom the concept of gay sex so I thought they just rubbed dicks and thought gay dudes had to be dumb as fuck.
>>27063220
Well it's lowered sort of.
The vagina begins where your dick ends.
>>27063332
im so glad i grew up with so much porn
>>27063356
The vagina is where your balls are, the hole is far back though.
Beef curtains look like ball skin
>>27063199
>thought I would be sucessfull
>dropped out of college
>>27063199
>Yo Sammity Sam
Who?
>>27063525
Yosemite Sam
>>27063220
It's lower down. I am a virgin but I got close one time in 2014 and when I tried to put my rapidly limpening dick into her I prodded a bunch of times in the half-dark to the area above where the actual vagina opens. She sort of giggled and said "Umm, it's a bit lower than that" and I realized the image I'd constructed of myself as an experienced guy had pretty much been rekt. I went limp eventually and lay there jacking off next to her as we kissed but she kept pulling my hands away from my dick because she didn't seem to like me masturbating (I was trying to get hard).
>>27063199
my brother once told me that if I lift weights, I would stop growing.
I thought he meant I'd stay an 8 years old kid forever, kind of like Peter Pan.
I was seriously considering lifting waits, so I won't have to become an adult.
I thought I was going to grow up, get a job, and start a family in a peaceful neighborhood.
ohohohohoh
I have one
I thought pussy was flat on the inside like it is on the outside. To wit, I thought it would be the perfect shape to slide a ruler in. I didn't know that there was a hole within the slot.
I also thought that vaginas had a little penis inside them that went inside your japs eye because japs eyes look like a little vagina.
>>27063199
>thought the sun was a planet
>thought Africa was a country
>thought Christopher Columbus was a hero and not a genocidal dictator
>>27063629
I lost it to a really skinny girl and I kept poking at her asshole because I went too low.
Protip: put their hand on your dick and they'll put it in the hole for you
>>27063199
>yo sammity sam
Thanks for the kek
>>27063199
I just thought girls had their butts and dicks switched around, so the butt was on front and the dick was on back. That's why they had to sit down to pee.
>>27064046
COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFOREHAND COULDN'T YOU HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Also I didn't want her to touch my dick because when I put the condom on I couldn't get hard. I also felt humiliated when I left the bed to get a condom and she said "oh so you brought one did you?" as if asking "so you were planning to have sex with me?". I then went to the bathroom and said I "needed light" to put on the condom. But in the bathroom I freaked out and went soft and tried to imagine a bunch of different girls naked while jacking off and trying to stuff the condom on. In bed I couldn't get hard and her kissing me and trying to get me horny made me flinch and jerking off didn't help and eventually she rolled over into a sleeping position and I removed the condom and got hard a couple of minutes later and said "see it's fine when I'm not wearing a condom" and minutes later she went into the bathroom with her phone for like 15 minutes and I dressed and said I was leaving. After that she was distant with me and replied with one word answers. I handwrote a letter and put it through her mail slot and on my way home from doing that I passed her on the street but pretended not to see her. But somehow my letter thing must have meant something since she's text me a bunch of times since to meet up but I keep ignoring her or answering with short replies.
>>27064130
>tfw I fucked bareback and edged then finished with a condom when I lost my virginity
Condoms are fucking awful though. I can't cum with them half the time and end up powerfucking the chick for way longer than it should take.
You should convince her to fuck you without a condom for a bit.
>>27063199
>thought the vagina was on the front like where a dick is
This, so much. The only images of naked women I had seen were of women with a landing strip so I thought "Yep, that must be her vagina!"
>>27064233
Get the fuck out of /r9k/ normie.
I thought that dogs had their birthday every 7 years.
>>27064097
Logically makes sense
Good one
>>27064262
It's okay, it was a busted girl and she cried afterwards. Shit was weird. And I was 20.
>>27063556
Thanks, anon.
>>27064023
>>thought Africa was a country
Me, too.
>>27063199
>thought the vagina was on the front like where a dick is
Well I guess i'm still a fucking child then.
Fuck the goal post, this game is retarded anyways.
>>27063199
>thought the vagina was on the front like where a dick is
Oh that's how doggy style works.
>thought that i was somehow immune from being knocked out
>>27063214
>>27063256
you are not alone
originales
>so many people here still thought the vagina is on the front
I understand most of us are virgins, but fuck, do you guys like not watch porn at all?
>>27064496
>It's okay
No it's not. If you have had sex, you are a normie. Now get the fuck out of here. Quickly.
I thought women got breasts because they got fat, but when they lost the weight, it just never went away from that one area
>>27066021
That isn't too far from the truth.
>knew women had no dicks and thus pissed out their asses
Most of these aren't particularly dumb misconceptions. It's not like a little boy would really have any reason to know where vagina is.
>I used to believe that babies come out of the bellybutton
At least we aren't as dumb as that republican senator who said that women can spontaneously abort a child by contracting their uterus like horses can.
i thought a vagina was like an electronic metal gate that opened to deliver a baby
>>27063199
>thought vaginas were literally just gaping holes, like an asshole
>thought that babies literally came from the stomach and ripped it open somehow
also what the hell are you talking about OP, vaginas ARE on the front, but they stretch under as well kek
>>27066315
>thought vaginas were literally just gaping holes, like an asshole
>gaping holes like an asshole
>gaping
>asshole
Anon, you can tell us what he did to you
>>27063338
Down Under, g'day mate
>>27066463
I wasn't raped kek, I just have a really wide asshole for some reason. Kinda gross actually.
>>27063317
It's Yosemite Sam
>>27063199
I thought all dogs were boys, and all cats were girls.
>>27063199
Thought girls peed out of their butts because they didn't have a penis.
>>27063199
I thought that people reproduced by just humping and I frequently worried about what if the dick accidentally went in the butt
I was surprised to find out that in order to reproduce you had to put your penis in the vagina.
>>27063199
>thought black people were just like everyone else
>>27063199
>>thought the vagina was on the front like where a dick is
Back of the knee maybe?
>>27063256
TO FUCKIN CLOSE MAN
TO FUCKIN SOON
>>27063256
None of us did.
>>27063296
You fine brother, some 'Muricas think that whole life
