Go to Craigslist and find desperate roasties like pic related.
>22
>I want someone to take care of me
>"I am independent" right after that
>3 kids and wants another
Holy fuck.
Send her Chad pics to get hers then post plz
>single mom of 3 at 22
kek
KEK
K E K
>curvy
TOP JEJ
Think she would let me touch the kids for some shekels and chocolate?
>>27063008
And wants a boy still!
>>27062708
>(Not intended to be ratchet)
That ad may possibly be the most ratchet thing I've ever read
>>27062708
>148lbs @ 5'4"
top kek, just top kek
>>27063174
Well, if you look at as an investment, you'll get one chubby 22 year old roastie today, but if you play your cards right a harem of groomed qt teen daughters to enjoy once she really hits the wall, and with a proven track record of fertility you could have a few sons with her as well.
She's not as bad as you think desu.
>>27064256
Yeah, but what if she chokes to death on Chad's cum in eight years? All that time and effort to get at the qt lolis will have been wasted when the state takes them.
>>27062708
>>27064041
>>27064139
>/r9k/ is populated by users so fucking stupid not only do they fall for blatant shitposting on 4chan they don't even know how to spot it off site
It's like I'm really posting on reddit! (Nice desperate bumps though, really super subtle) 8]
>>27064566
Hmm, what's that smell? It smells like a roastie getting toasty, but also like fish and period blood. What could it be?
>>27063174
It would be living hell for the poor son being raised by a retarded single mom and three older sisters. Unless he wins the genetic lottery, the poor bastard is doomed from the start.
>>27064256
Yeah but the lolis are probably half black.
>>27062708
Fun fact: this 'catch' would reject 90+% of people on this board.
>>27064668
Some choose to see the glass half white, Anon. As long as they don't have nigger hair or look like apes, they can still be cute.
