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Brad Pitt is the best looking male to ever live. thoughts?
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Brad Pitt is the best looking male to ever live.

thoughts?
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>>27061003
I don't agree and would not like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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>>27061003
>misspelling Matt Damon
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He was great in interview with the vampire and meet Joe black
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Miroslav Cech is the best looking male to ever live
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>>27061070
And a side shot of his face

This guy is a LITERAL Chad
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>>27061003
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>>27061026
hell no
>>27061070
close
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>>27061070
It's Theo James 2.0
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>>27061026
He's like a 7, not stunning by Hollywood standards but certainly more attractive than your average guy.

I like Brad Pitt as a person and actor, and I also think he's attractive so I'll agree with Op's sentiment.
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>>27061070

I am sorry but a prime brad pitt makes him look like an insect.
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>>27061120
>those shit-tier zygomas

lmao, just lmao
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>>27061129

Mad cause your gay crush doesn't hold a candle to God Pitt.
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>>27061137
Pitt looks like shit. He's haloed by his acting fame and money
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>>27061003
Chris Hemsworth is all I have to say
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>>27061003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E2bcSl8Fqq
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>>27061166

Prime Pitt was the only 10/10 ever.
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>>27061129
>zigomas are attractive
lol
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>>27061173
I mean Pitt was handsome in his prime but Hemsworth is the pinnacle of human evolution

n-no homo
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Leo Di or Henry Cavill
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>>27061129
Found your pic buddy
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Zac Efron is pretty attractive too t b h
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dolph is the ultimate alpha male. super tall, super handsome, even a big ass head he is just like some dominant alpha male he is just pure strength and bone
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>>27061270
he's also highly intelligent
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>>27061166
But his shot at acting fame and money came because of his looks, you're literally a retard.
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>>27061303
superb zygomas, ramus could be slightly longer and his maxilla looks retruded.. other than that, he's a solid 4.5/10

>>27061316
>all actors are good looking and get acting jobs based on looks alone
damn, that must mean danny devito is a sex-god
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>>27061166
>Pitt looks like shit

Yeah ok, here's your (you), have fun with it.
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>>27061003
this 2bph senpai

literally a work of art
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>>27061335
>he's a solid 4.5/10

If you wanted this shitty bait to last longer you should have avoided saying bullshit so huge I can smell the stench from here.
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Dear 27061363,

you still replied to me and gave me a (You), you dumb fuckwit
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'90s Winona and Johnny Depp were the qtest couple to ever live. Thoughts?
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>>27061385
You don't get a tattoo on your heart that says 'Wino Forever' for nothing. Winona is the definitive 80's cute goth.
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Come on, nobody looks better than Brando
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>>27061262

doesn't hold a candle to God Pitt.

Think about it, Brad Pitt is the only actor to ever be synonymous with good looks. He is the only actor known for being good looking.
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Young Pacino was fucking 10/10
>tfw your dad looked like Al Pacino 20 years ago
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Threads like this make me want to kill myself because of how uggo I am.
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>>27061447
looks nonwhite imo
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>>27061727
That's Italians for you.
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>>27061502
He's not good looking anymore.
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>>27061363
he's actually perfectly portraying your average sluthaters mindset
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>>27061447
>bitch lips
u blew it
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>>27061757
Southern Italians*
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>>27061764
at least someone gets it
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>>27061777
Yeah sure thing buddy North Italians all have blonde hair and blue eyes, or so I've heard in that meme Tarantino movie.

Pic related a typical Nordic northen Italian pehontype.
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Let me fix that for you
>Brad Pitt is the best looking successful man to ever live
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>>27062324
barbarian germanic filth

thanks for destroying europe, again
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I think he is the best
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>>27062378
What the fuck are you even talking about?

I'm not Germanic.
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>>27062435
don't lie hans
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he is the best looking guy ever
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>>27062449
I don't see why I would be Germanic.
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>>27062453
No definition in his face at all. His lower face looks like it's melting off, which is especially exacerbated by those subhuman nasolabial folds

He's a low-end 2/10
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>>27062491
I love this meme, what's the name?
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>>27061525
>5'8"

He's not even on the scale, let alone a 10/10
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>>27062491
wow so arrogant
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>>27062371

Brad pitt became famous and successful all thanks to his beautiful face
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>>27061003
All aboard the swayze express
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brad isn't a chad, he's a brad. brads are the top tier ultra alpha guys that are so cool that you can't possibly hate them

he's a really good actor too tBh, just go watch 12 monkeys.
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>>27061003
life must be so easy with such facial genetics
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>>27062324
>stereotypes r bad m'kay?
>let's cherrypick that will show them!
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>>27061003
Funny thing is, Brad pitt said he never got a date until he became famous.
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>>27062735

Retard. All successful actors always say shit like that. There was an interview with a guy that went to the same high school as brad and he said that bead just used to go up to girls and ask for their number and got it. Just lol at thinking he had any difficulty gettin girls.
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Around 9/10s, personal preferences are what make 10/10s.
He is probably up there among the best looking famous males.
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>>27062714
>cherrypicking
I've lived in Milan and most people had dark hair and eyes and scientifical researches confirm.

Dark har are about 70-75% in Northen Italy and dark eyes are around 65-60%.

Thus dark featured people are the most common-
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>>27062539
He's actually 5'6

>>27062453
I think this guy's 5'8
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>>27062813
doesn't milan have the highest density of roman genetics?
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>>27062324
Le ruspa-man meme
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>>27062813
Well Milan isn't the best city to look for that since it's full of terroni, just like London isn't the best city to look for the average Brit.
I'm not saying n. Italy is mostly blonde of light eyed, that still doesn't make it as dark as the south of Italy on average which is more like Greece.

>>27062845
lol what?
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>>27062845
>roman genetics
>not consisting of half of Europe's total available genes at one point
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>>27062878
>that still doesn't make it as dark as the south of Italy on average which is more like Greece.

And I never said that, it's just dumb to say a guy like Marlon Brando would fit only in Southern Italy and not Northen Italy because of his dark hair and eyes.
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>>27062938
Oh that's true.Also, Marlon wasn't fully Italian anyway he had all sorts of ancestors.
>>27062933
That's like saying that at some point abos where Brits. Completely nonsensical.
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>>27062958
Abos never integrated in white Austrialian sosciety,

Celts, Spaniards, Greeks etc did.

They contributed to Roman society a great deal and helped built Roman colonies, Seneca for example was Iberian, many emperors and generals weren't from Italy, a great deal of soldiers and fleet commander weren't native Roman, etc...
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>>27061003

tom is the best looking man FAGGOT
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>they didn't post him yet
what is r9k anymore
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>>27061003
Why did he do it, bros?
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I look better with crooked teeth
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>>27062766
No, brad pitt was literally a virgin until his big break.
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>>27063032
I like this guy. He's misanthropic, misogynistic, sociopathic, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.

true hero
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>>27062766
google his high school pics
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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP TO BE HONEST SENPAI
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Asap Rocky is the best looking man to ever live. He's basically Vega from Street Fighter, but in real life. He has perfect teeth also.
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>>27063097
He looks like he has AIDS tbqh
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Xabi Alonso
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JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY MIA FAMIGLIA IN ALL HONESTY
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>>27063102
Not even a little, to be honest.
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It just seems like if I wasn't raised by the media I wouldn't believe Brad Pitt is attractive.
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>>27063006
Depends on what periods you are talking. Before Caracalla's edict in the 3rd century you would've hardly found any non-Italian in high positions or in the Roman Army(legions, not auxiliaries).
Early Emperors like Trajan and Hadrian were still Italic even if they were technically born outside senatorial Rome.
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you guys have pleb taste
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>>27063135
ugly compared to adonis
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>>27061003
Why would you post him at 40?
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>still no mention of the GOAT

no homo
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outta my way sapiens fucking shits
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meme-chad coming through
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>>27063300
Is that justin baber
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>>27063238

>That body

I really need to lose some goddamn weight, time to fast.
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This is Sean Bean at age 53
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Off the top of my head I think
Alexander Skarsgard
Chris Hemsworth
Marlon Brando (in his prime)
Are generally more attractive

More personal picks would be Mads and Micheal Pitt

I'm a straight dude though so maybe this is more lie people I'd choose to look like
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>>27063436
hungry skellington: the body

what you need to do is start lifting and eating, my friend
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>>27063673
More like runner who does crunches body.

Bitches love ottermode bro.
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>>27063557
Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood > Marlon Brando

Chris Hemsworth isn't really that good looking, just that hes a big guy makes him more attractive.

I don't even know who Alex Skargard is.
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Brad Pitt really isn't that attractive. This thread is only further proof that straight guys are completely blind to male aesthetics.
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Everyone post your 10/10 historical husbandos.
Starting with the obvious choice of Soren Kierkegaard.
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>>27061003
Anybody else straight but finds attractive male faces so much more aesthetically pleasing than female faces? It's strange, I have zero sexual attraction to them, but seeing a really good jawline or something is like staring at a nice painting for me
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>>27061003
You got it all wrong lad
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Mariano di vaio . Why Life isn't fair?
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>>27065677
>hipster manlet who doodled naked men
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>>27065677
Disgusting

Was Trotsky the robot of the Bolsheviks?

>"smart but lazy"
>outsider
>joined late
>ends up exiled and cucked by Stalin
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>>27061117
>He's like a 7
>7
I'm really wondering how you look like then, lmao.
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Ian is the best CHAD
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>not a single George Clooney vote in here
Are you guys gay or something?
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>celebrity worship
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>>27063020
scrolled way too far to see this post

upvoted
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I want to suck young trap Brad Pitt's feminine penis!
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>>27061003
Disagree

I'm not even gay but I'd let Ryan Gosling fuck me
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>>27064222
Im visiting the S.K. museum in Copenhagen this summer.

T.S. Eliot
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>>27067142
Forgot picxxx
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>>27067219
Fun fact: T. S. Eliot was a robot, presumably a virgin until 26. (and of course, he wrote the most robotic poem ever)
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>>27061003
Yes. Brad Pitt is the ideal without doubt. There is no more archetypical male face.
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>>27067311

Im a huge fan. Yeah, haha. "The Love Song of Alfred J. Prufrock" has such a robot voice.

Ill buy his letters some day. I'd rather spend my time studying great men's work rather than their lives, but this might be an exception.
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>>27061070
cau bracho
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Brad Pitt is GOAT because he is good looking in a model way, but also in a 'normal guy' way. To look at he seems like he'd be cool to talk to, and have an interesting personality, wheras this guy >>27061070 looks like a fucking lifeless doll. Yeah, his features are perfect, but he doesn't have that normal dude look about him which I think is essential in being really attractive.
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>>27063510
>big bean in sharpe

rock solid boner throughout, no homo
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>>27064199
this, jake gyllenhaal is way hotter overall
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>>27064153
this guy knows whats up

paul newman was one sexy mothafucker
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>>27065677
this, face-wise noone was ever even close
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If young Bryan Cranston asked me to suck his dick I would.
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>>27061003
Idk pham Alaxander Hamilton was pretty hot tbqh.
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>>27061117
>Matt Damon
>7
Holy shit, it's true. Women really do rate all men as unattractive.
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It's Gregory Peck.

Smart, philanthropic, athletic, great actor.

Right mix of masculinity and femininity in the face.
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>>27061447
That squat, wide, hairy, buff build is so Italian too

I wish I could be half as cool as that guy
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No homo but if I had to fuck/get fucked by a guy it would be Clive Owen.
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>>27068046
>7
>unattractive
that is way above average lad
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>>27068083
Nah, his face is too soft.

This guy's nose of course has the old English crook, but sans that he would be a literal 11/10 facial aesthetics. I would give three fingers to be 60% as attractive as this man
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>>27068108
Yeah, but Matt Damon is at the top of the scale, so that means everyone else is much lower.
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It's this guy...at least from this angle
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muh Marchisio tho
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>>27068159
personally i find louis ck more attractive than matt damon, matt damon looks to much like a fag
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I am sorry to say this but none of the pathetic "candidates" that allegedly would outperform Brad Pitt in facial aesthetics come even close.

Brad Pitt is miles ahead of anyone here.
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>>27063510
fuck off boromir
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>no james dean
>>27067196
that guy is every day average guy looks really dont see what's so attractive
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>>27067196

100% trolling.

If that guy wasn't famous and rich, he would be a virgin, GUARANTEED.
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>>27061303
You're right. He's got an iq of 160 apparently. He's literally the perfect human.
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>>27068866
>monkey faced manlet with a 5 head.
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