Daily reminder that you need the following, minimm, for a fat single mother of 3 gf:
$100k/yr
Willing to look after her kids while she spends your money at the club
6'3" minimum
Good looking
Outgoing
Willing to be cucked by Chad/Tyrone
For American single mom.
European single moms have lower standards because government is not so kind for them as in USA.
>5'6
>NEET/yr
>have a history of flashing kids
>ugly as unholy sin
>only leave house for groceries
Where do I place my standards to have a shot?
>>27060595
>tfw all of these things
>tfw can only get obese quadruple amputee surrogate mother gf
who wants to be gay with me
>>27060634
Support the movement for sex robots/ legalisation of whores
>>27060595
You have such a distorted view of the world. I have a petite gf. Im 5'9. I make 40k a year for now. She doesnt go out. And I know all her friends. Stop being so fucking defeatist.
>>27060679
GTFO THIS BOARD
Fuck you troll cunt
Only pic related can solve this
Iriginil cmment
>>27060595
>$100k/yr
50k a year on a part time job
>Willing to look after her kids while she spends your money at the club
Not a cuck, sorry.
>6'3" minimum
6'6"
>Good looking
Extremely so.
>Outgoing
Very much so, when I don't feel pressured
>Willing to be cucked by Chad/Tyrone
Chad and Tyrone don't exist.
Look, faggots, the reason you and I don't get laid isn't because we are too fat or too ugly or anything. It's because of our massive, rampant autism and social ineptness. I am a very good looking 30 year old man with a promising career, I speak 3 languages fluently, I am well mannered, very tall, I lift, I have eyes as blue as a mountain lake.... and I can't get laid if my life depended on it, simply because I am too scared to ask women "Wanna go back to my place and fuck?"
Pro tip: 1 in 3 women would say "yes" to 90% of the men out there.
>>27060947
You realize your problem. That's better than 95% of the failures that post on /r9k/. You are going to get laid one day, bro. Good luck.
>>27060646
>quadruple amputees
>practically an onahole with excellent AI
I'd be willing to take her off your hands. Sounds like the best thing ever.
You spergs don't actually want a girlfriend. You'd be just as miserable if you had one. Plus then you'd be a normie, so you'd hate yourself for that on top of your normal self loathing. Just let the loneliness wash over and comfort you until you die.
>>27060595
>Outgoing
literally the only one of these things you need to meet women, and the only one you autistic neetcucks completely fail at and will never achieve.
>>27061077
>You spergs
>loneliness
> until you die
You know I find it strangely erotic to have a nonvirgin normie tell me that it's better if I die a khv for some reason. It feels like being rejected on a scale so large that it becomes arousing. I don't know if it counts as global cuckholding or if it's just humiliation fetish.
>>27060947
>Pro tip: 1 in 3 women would say "yes" to 90% of the men out there.
This is bullshit
And how the fuck are you failing on easy-mode?
>>27060947
I'm not a social retard and I have friends and a job. I'm also 5'4 and ugly. You're an idiot. Just because your problems are all in your head doesn't mean it's the case for everyone here.
>>27061466
All the robot "problems" are in their head. If you can't get laid, it's because you are a beta autist.
>>27061603
How are my problems in my head if I have no problem making friends?
>>27061648
Making friends and getting laid are not the same thing.
>>27060646
I haven't tried to be a faggot before but I'm down for some tax benefits if you are anon
>>27060595
>5'5
>economics student
>white, italian heritage
>6.7 inches dick
>skinny/normal body
>ENTP
>6/10 face
Tell me my odds, oh r9k grand lords!
![1457623138334[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/TPOwF8q.jpg "1457623138334[1].webm")
Daily reminder that you need just like 20 bucks to fuck a THICK cake like this one.
>>27060595
Do betas really think this?
>>27061657
How am I supposed to get laid when I'm 5'4 and ugly and girls from different backgrounds and origins told me so to my face?
>>27061746
There are plenty of ugly manlets out there who can get laid. Stop making excuses.
>>27062229
I don't know any irl. I never saw any guy my size or shorter with a gf, at uni or at work.
>>27060679
Same senpai 5'10, currently in school, and I have a 5'8 thin qt3.14 girlfriend, been together for a year, just don't be the disgusting freaks you guys must act like
