I wish I had a NEET friend to take care of, that would encourage me to do my best at work and bring money back to our comfy little nest, and generally play house with, ironically at first, until one day we realize that we're actually a couple, and that we reached a level of co-dependency that makes us completely unable to survive without each other, that we have a perfectly symbiotic relationship, that our minds merged and we basically fused as one being in two bodies, that we transmuted ourselves without trying, that we're about to find the philosopher's stone without even looking for it...
You feel me?
Why a NEET?
Because they are more likely to be dependent on you?
>>27059679
so basically a housewife, but without the sex and demanding you indulge in her lifestyle.
>>27059679
>You feel me?
No. You lost me at the end.
>>27059721
That's why you get a house trap. That way you get the sex but without the entitlement.
>>27059710
Maybe.
>>27059721
Why not? Is it a wrong thing to wish for?
>>27059722
Where exactly?
>>27059757
>trap
>not entitled
LMAO. You would have an easier time with a high maintenance valley girl.
>>27059776
Not if you train it right. Being desperate for validation makes that really simple.
>>27059679
Where you from mate? I might be interested in being your NEET friend to take care of.
>>27059793
this senpai
>>27059679
where are you at op? I can cook for you and dress like a girl if it helps.
>>27059793
>>27059835
Western yurop.
>>27060169
>Western yurop.
I live there too. I'm a NEET. Are you nice?
>>27059776
people call me crazy when i say this.
traps are the biggest bitches out there. prove me wrong.
>>27059679
>tfw ywn be the neet friend that someone takes care of
>>27059679
that sounds really cute op
>>27062059
Why not my original senpai?
>>27059679
>a girl will never make this request
>>27063526
There are maybe a handful of people that would ever want to do that and why would they choose me over all the other neets?
Anyone in the UK want to have a relationship like OP described?
>>27064858
>Anyone in the UK want to have a relationship like OP described?
Are you a girl?
>>27064891I could try
>>27059679
Can't we just be good friends who share anime and video games and generally have nice chats?
;>
>>27064858
Do you like anime? That is the make or break question.
>tfw girl
this sounds amazing.
So comfy, I love domestic situations. but I would probably be too singular in my relationship. I don't like having friends. I want my boyfriend to become my whole world, and basically worship him with every ounce of love I have. I could probably attain this if I didn't have such weird views on sex. I'm a virgin but real sex seems so bizarre and gross and scary. Watching 3D porn makes me want to vomit. But at the same time, I'm super lewd when I let myself slip. I have bad lewd thoughts a lot. What results is a lot of sexual frustration.
>tfw nobody will ever want you to be a house husband
>>27065073
>But at the same time, I'm super lewd when I let myself slip. I have bad lewd thoughts a lot
Tell me some examples.
>>27065084
seriously
it's not fair man
I want to be a lazy NEET homemaker and please my wife
>>27064970
Love it <3
>>27065133
>Love it <3
Wrong answer.
>>27065122
>tfw you never make a nice diner for your working wife
>>27065084
>>27065122
hold me lads
I just want someone to be nice and provide for me, and me in return be nice to them and have a warm dinner and clean house ready
I have a friend like that and it really helpt thnx
The fantasy I have is more like the girl went through hell for me for no real reason, like unconditional love or something. And since there's attraction beyond that as well, the high is as potent as can be.
But I feel you as well. Symbiotic, but for the same reasons you need each other, you care.
>>27065133
I don't believe you. Post a cute anime girl to prove it.
>>27065332
is ricchan cute enough
>>27059679
I want this kind of thing more than anything but it will never happen
>>27065411
She's pretty cute. Good work!
>>27065084
I know that feel
I'm an excellent cook and I can clean
the wageslave life is hell
>>27065073
You sound nice, but don't let sex be ruined for you by porn. When experienced by a husband and wife who love each other it is a beautifully unique experience of spiritual connection
Can you imagine? Your perfect mate is out there, but you will probably never meet them. Maybe he's a homeless wizard in canada, maybe she's a lonely NEET living with her step mom who hates her somewhere in italy, maybe he's a classic nerd fapping to chinese cartoons, maybe she's just an office lady who got a bad burnout and never went back to work and is currently drinking herself to death in a shitty appartment in Shanghai. You don't know where your other half, the yin to your yang is, but they're out there, probablyq as lonely and desperate as you are. And for all our accomplishements as a race, all our technology, we're still unable to find compatible humans to live with. Enjoy your loneliness or divorces, breakups, depression if you're not part of the lucky minority who found their soulmate, their true family.
>>27065980
Shit man I didn't need this feel right now
I'm not in a good place...
>>27066028
Kind of gave me hope tho. Maybe you will met them when you reincarnate!
>>27066028
Sorry m8 I didn't mean to dump my emotional garbage in the middle of the tread like that but I could couldn't resist. I just wish the world was a little more efficient, comfy and fair. There's too much waste, stress and injustice on this planet for my taste.
>>27066079
>reincarnation
biggest blue pill
>lol death isn't scary because I'll just come back XDDD
>>27065980
The only soulmate that exists is the one you marry, for better and for worse.
There is no mistake in God's plan for each and every man on earth
>>27066079
Hebrews: 9:27 Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment, so Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many; and he will appear a second time, not to bear sin, but to bring salvation to those who are waiting for him.
>tfw no one will actually ever want this
>tfw so big of a loser that bait gets me sad
>>27066324
>The only soulmate that exists is the one you marry, for better and for worse
There's no shortage of people who never find a mate, even people involved in the church. I am not religious but I have a 67 years old aunt who is and she's a khv and you can tell that it affected her greatly.
> God's plan
I was conceived with the help of fertility treatments, I have 3 diseases that combined are going to kill me sooner or later, and I will absolutely never find a mate because I'm unattractive. Do you think that Satan created me and I have no soul or something? My life makes no sense, it's like I'm a glitch in the world. There are massive anti synchronicities in my life, it's like the world doesn't have a slot for me, like I'm not on the program, like I shouldn't be here.
>>27065073
too bad you're a pathological liar
>>27066677
Your numbers are quite unsettling, if I may say.
>>27066983
Dark powers give me insight into her heart. Beware that roastie. She is not the virgin she claims to be.
>>27059679
This is pretty much what happened with eggman and his gf
the only thing I really desire in life is to be wanted and loved by someone, but I don't bring anything to the table worth wanting
>>27067146
I think it's besides the point. I could love you right now if I wanted.
>>27067183
but why would you love me over anyone else?
love an investment and my value is dropping steadily
>>27067203
Maybe I can see a charm that no one else can see. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>>27067203
>my value is dropping steadily
What is that supposed to mean?
>>27067203
Pls reply baka senpai
>>27067203
Not that anon but, what is you "value"?
Most of people here would have enough with a little bit of validation.
>You will never live with another robot
>You will never make enough money online to be independent
>You will never have a semi-romantic relationship with said robot and cuddle all night
>>27068365
I know every single one of those feels man.
>>27067328
I'm alone because I'm weird and bad. The more I'm alone, the more weird and bad I become.
>>27068828
I-I'll make you un-alone!
>>27068828
What do you mean by weird and bad? Unless you're a piece of shit who enjoys hurting inocent people or animals, you're not weird and bad in my book.
tfw I'm close to getting something like that, with me as the NEET. He even wants to pay for my ticket to the USA.
>>27069596
That's very nice anon, I hope it works out for you. If it does please spare a few seconds every now and then to think about those of us who will die alone.
>>27069717
Nobody has to die alone though. I think there's the right person for everyone somewhere out there.
>>27059679
That would be pretty sweet. Especially the growing co-dependent. What's so bad about co-dependence, anyway?
I won't happen, though. No-one wants my NEET self and I doubt I'd find one when I get a job.
>>27069755
>I think there's the right person for everyone somewhere out there.
Haha
>>27069755
Maybe, but read >>27065980 sure, there's someone for everyone, but the question is whether they will meet them or not.
>>27069932
If you look hard enough it won't be a problem.
>>27059679
Are you a man anon?
Original potato
>>27067146
Get a personality
>>27067203
Get some confidence !! Just bee urself
t. robot with a vagina
I would totally want a sugar momma. And be a house wife, play dress up and eat donuts all day.
This fucking thread ;_;
I didn't ask for these feels
>>27070784
It's ok anon, one day we'll die. Remember that all of this is temporary.
