>fucked a grill in my car last night
>give female friend a lift to college
>she finds condom wrapper on floor
>mfw
Why am I such a sperg r9k?
Embrace your sexuality faggit
Just say you were having a posh wank
>>27059025
just tell her you banged a grill in here. It's pratically bragging rights and will make you seen as a high tier norman.
>>27059025
if you'd played it right, her opinion of you would've increased.
>>27059025
how did you manage to fuck a girl in your car?
>>27059486
You can adjust the seats nowadays, grandpa
>>27059454
This. You have a normal sex life and she might act disgusted but her opinion of you as a man actually increases because you have options
>>27059545
You fucked her in the front seat?
>>27059025
She probably wants you now. Women desire taken men.
>>27059486
Just duct tape their arms, legs, and mouth and your good to go
>/r9k/ I fucked a grill last night
good, now fuck off
>>27060070
Bitter as fucking vinegar top kek my son
>>27059573
In her vagina you silly goose
>>27059025
>implying getting caught wasn't part of your plan