OK, let's say you finally get a gf.
What now?
I dump her to marry you, my love.
We watch anime, play games and fuck. Fuck dating or going out, let's be losers together.
sit around and wait to get dumped
kill her and fuck the body
>>27056854
We go out every few days to places around town. Some days I chill at her place, some days she chills at mine.
Love the fuck out of her but be chill about it can't look desperate
Go nuts if she lets me fuck her.
Cook food probably. I think they like that.
go live off grid in a forest with her.
>>27056854
Realize how nothing has really changed and secretly long for my alone time again
>>27056854
do whatever made her like me. hopefully i wasnt a fake ass bitch and she likes siting around doing jack shit all day
>tfw want to break up with my long distance chinese gf
>she's a kissless virgin but i don't want to give up smoking weed and and have to deal with learning chinese and dealing with chinese people in general
>>27056854
Literally can't work
I've been alone too long to bring someone into what I've got going on
I've got a busy schedule what with talking/making faces in the mirror for hours and sitting in silence naked thinking about how youve wasted your life and you're going to keep wasting your life and you regret every seccond of life but you just can't stop.
>>27056854
Make shitty edits
>>27056905
That's what we do.
>work during the week
>see each other and do couple things on Weekends
>spank her hard
lmpregnate her.
>>27056854
find gf as weird as i am, then marinate together in weirdness.......
>>27056854
Just sit there and can't talk or move because feel too awkward around girls.
>>27057024
This desu fammulammus
>>27056854
my fake charm catches them and they want to be my gf. then 6-12 months later the charm and goodwill has worn off, and my cold personality comes to light. they break up with me. it's happened a few times now. oh well.
Girlfriends aren't for robots. You wouldn't be happy even if you had one. ESPECIALLY if you had one. Give up.
>>27057414
some would some wouldnt, meanie
I go and impregnate Hotaru.
Hug her until I'm bored. I'l live happily knowing the grass isn't greener. Or I could just settle there.
Or are you asking what you do with a girlfriend? I have no idea. Most impressions I have of dating is that the guy tries to impress the girl.
>>27056871
i feel like more credit is needed for this post so, here's some credit and a you also a picture because fuck it why not
>get gf
>she starts complaining that we never go out anywhere
>she leaves me for chad
feels good man
>lose all the fat i gained
>in front of her
>become chad
>fuck her as many times as i can before she dumps me
>return to my ultimate form
circle of fml
Make her meet my parents to make sure that they approve.
Meet her parents to make sure they approve.
Ask her family for her hand.
Give her a kiss in our wedding and then rape her that night.
Grow old together and die.
>>27056854
>get gf
>talk to her and stuff
>hang out
>everything is cool
>she stops responding to my texts
>complains that we never talk and blames me
>breaks up with me
it feels really bad, this would probably happen to me again
>>27056854
Get 3 months of rose-tinted glasses life
Then she sees that i'm impossible to live with and we break up
Well, Idk. I'm not in a position to have a gf, so it would be her committing to the relationship not me. I'll still be busy working on myself and she'll be there doing her own thing. Romance is a g-good thing right?
>>27057116
>work
reeeeeeeeeeeee
originale' commentien
Now I hopefully have someone to connect with on a physical and emotional level.
Who can help bring me from the depths of my depression with distractions and physical contact.
Someone who I can confide my problems in that isn't a Chinese image board, and her the same.
Someone who values my existence and gives me a reason to get up everyday and not want to kill myself
I can be nice, weird and most importantly. Be myself around her without worry of being judged.
Someone we connect with.
Leave 4chan, forever. Never to return.
>>27056854
I fuck her daily. So what I'm doing right now.
Miss my alone time the grass isn't greener
Suck on boobies all day. ALL DAY
>>27056854
relish the fact that someone kissed me and meant it. =(
Kill myself hahahaha I AM ONLY ALLOWED TO HAVE ME
>>27056854
Crashing the relationship.
With no survivors.
force sex on any ocasion
force her to watch/play something withme
force cuddling and kissing
there
>>27057414
>only i am allowed to have a gf
>>27056854
You can say that for literally anything though, Koma-chan.
>have goal
>achieve it
>what now?
>>27056854
cuddle, hug, go shopping, play vidya, stare lovingy into each others eyes, fall asleep in each others arms, and maybe fuck once or twice
