guys, I think my mom found my onahole.
I can't find it anywhere.
Wtf am I going to do?
You're just going to have to fuck her instead, anon.
An hero is your only option
Ask her if mommy is gonna replace your toy pussy with her real one.
Who needs onahole when you have mommyhole?
>>27056817
Sorry anon! That was me! I sometimes use your onahole when you're not around and I forgot to return it!
No worries, friend.
she hasn't found your dildo though right
>>27056817
Get rid of your other onaholes before she finds them too.
Then pretend nothing happened.
>>27056838
You what's funnyI found her dildo when i was a kid, i didnt touch it say anything, so if she confronts me about my onahole, im going to bring it up
>>27056879
so many typos, it's 3am, i cant sleep cause of this shit
fuck you mom
Fumble whilst trying to explain the loli on the box.
If you're over 18 take it back and slap her with it.