>Wake up
>Notice everyone is gone
>Turn on the news
>World War 3 has begun
>All the countries are launching their nukes at each other
>One is headed towards your location and will hit in 15 minutes
>Fallout shelter is too far away, you'll never make it in time
How do you spend your last moments?
>>27056279
It's obvious, wrap fridge in tin foils and hide in fridge
Weed, and more pondering about the idea that we're all just a small base of around 30 or so beings that are occupying the consciousness of every single human in history. The sole indicator or your peer being controlled by the same person is the amount of yawning shared between you and them. It's okay to die, the game will just be over.
>>27056279
Smoke one last bowl with my brother and accept my fate.
>>27056279
My location would not be a target due to it's insignificance. What could happen is that I die I few weeks after the attacks due to radioactive poisoning.
I would probably ponder about everything I did wrong and pray for forgiveness.
>>27056279
bust into my next door nieghbor's house and slay that vagahnia by force if need be.
It's sad but I'd probably just see if there's a thread about it here, if that's possible. It'd be short and incoherent but pretty crazy.
There's what...9 countries with nuclear arsenals?
America, Britain, France, Israel, China, Russia, Pakistan, India and the DPRK
Taking into consideration Nuclear strategy, most missiles are targeted at either launch silos or command centers, I think I would survive the initial volley.
I'd probably live long enough to starve or die to the elements.
>couple minutes of digesting the information
>boot up a game i like and some jams
>kick it for the remaining ten or so minutes
die like i lived
chillin'
i may also briefly regret dying a virgin but really at this point my feelings have eroded to little more than
>women
>any year
Drink my bottle of seagrams and slap on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SHdUOIfPag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3uyJL9xyGQ
Just sit and reminisce on what a pointless life I have led.
I'd be pretty honored there was a Government out there that thought I was enough of a threat to send a Nuke at. Especially considering I'd be the only kill they got with it.
>>27056842
H E S H
