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Hannah, queen of /britfeel/ edition
Reminder that you are not supposed to wash off shower gel.
>>27056170
Off to work in a bit. Have been paid today and going for Steak after work. You all could be just like me.
>>27056398
Jesus Fuckin Christ what the fuck is that shit? Is that supposed to be food? Goddammit bongs get your shit together fuck
>>27056378
That stuff will sting your cock
>>27056537
Looks like some sort of northern goblin food
>>27056398
Please teach me senpai!
original bodiginal
>>27056398
How is that even considered food?
Why is /britfeel/ dying overnight now? Did mummy make the NEETs get a job?
>tfw I was born stupid and ugly
>not but stupid enough so that I would be completely unaware of how stupid and ugly I am
why for fucks sake, can't I just be a complete braindead retard and not have to worry about these thoughts?
>>27056170
>worst op picture - flags are shit edition
>>27056378
stale gimmick
>>27057050
The animu fags drove most people away
>>27056537
shut up you stupid yank cunt
NO ANIME FAGS EDITION
NO TILDE ANON THE FAG EDITION
>>27057050
waifuposting murdered it
>>27057312
DO NOT MENTION HE WHO SHALL NOT BE YOU'D
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHAT SHIT
POST WAIFU
>tfw enjoy anime posting but the fuccccboipucci "lol I'm such a broken human being" weebshitters grew on the /britfeel/ community like a tumor
This is not what I wanted and feel ashamed to be part of the problem
>>27057446
Posting
>>27057446
>tfw no taytay gf
>>27057543
I had a dream yesterday that I was at an art gallery and taylor and all her supermodel friends knocked some magazines out of my hands and made fun of me as I had to pick them up off the ground
>>27057529
There is no issue with using pictures of your waifu as reaction images or talking about watching anime. The issue arises from normies squatting and erping on our threads
The girls arn't the problem. The bumboy normie brigade is the problem
>>27057446
Ohana means family
>>27057446
Post her pits
>>27057802
best i've got senpai
>>27057446
LAUREN
A
U
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N
For the love of Lauren, this is original
>>27057971
CHVRCHES confirmed official /britfeel/ band
Claim your musicfu. Bong grills only.
Claiming Ritzy
>>27058019
Lauren claimed, but I'm happy to share with the other chvrchbro
>>27058003
It is settled then. Lauren is the official
/britfeel/ waifu
>>27058003
I think this is a very good choice.
>>27058019
I think that ellie is pretty fit
>>27057446
>his waifu is an uppity SJW
why?
>>27058106
Once lauren smiles at you live, you don't love another woman, anon.
>>27058072
I've met ellie and she smelt lovely.
>>27058148
Are you bent?
>>27057948
looks hot but I need some hq desu
>search lavren pits/axilla
>no results
fucking lavren fans
>>27058223
I think that's from the Leave a Trace music video. Could try watching that in 1080p?
>>27058163
No mate
This is original, robocop
>remember I'm a virgin
>feel bad
>>remember I'm a kissless virgin
>feel fucking awful
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
POST CHOONS LADS
I keep having fantasies about being a girl and getting fucked by a dude. I was trying to find some reverse POV porn last night. Is it gay?
Lads, I'm gonna make an official /britfeel/ playlist.
Can you provide me with some recommendations for what to put on it? I'm gonna work something out over the next couple of days.
>>27058432
Golden Brown
Ghost Town
>>27058432
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
Kanye - black skinhead
Anything by CHVRCHES
Electric six - GAY BAR
>>27058338
>remember that you have no aids
>feel good
>remember that you have no herpes
>feel super good
>remember that you do not spend your money on girls
>feel great
>remember that you do not spend you time on girls
>feel fantastic
>>27058432
https://youtu.be/mLRjFWDGs1g
>>27058432
Headless horseman - the microphones
>>27058480
>remember you have no gf
>feels bad man
>>27058432
Maybe Bloc Party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNeVJDWIVvE
Or if you're looking for something older
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
>>27058635
I'm open to anything. I'm hoping to get a load of recommendations, then I'm going to find a way to make a quality list from them.
>>27058432
Leonard Cohen - Dress Rehearsal Rag
Nick Drake - Hazey Jane II
Neil Young - Out on the Weekend
The Kinks - Shangri-La
Richard Hawley - Leave Your Body Behind You
t. unashamed dadrock fan
>>27058820
OH SHIT
and Jackson C Frank - I Want To Be Alone
for real robot music
>>27057446
Wake up, late again
>>27058820
A bit of Dire Straits or solo Mark Knopfler would be good additions as well.
>>27058432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE
>>27058902
Never really got into his music, even with Dire Straits
Any good entry level recommendations for a brother?
>>27057288
>>27057346
>tfw destroying r9k from the inside
I'm in education and just RP as a NEET here too.
>>27058950
What does your gf think of that?
>>27059017
>implying I have a gf
>implying I'd tell her about all the un-normie shit like MLP and shitposting on Micronesian carpet boards. Some things just aren't what grills understand anon.
I've had this week off and I've just sat here doing fuck all, what should I do with my remaining few days guys?
>>27058072
>claiming a jew
>>27059076
play games and beat your wank record. then pop the shops for a big bottle of cider and play some games get hammered have a dance round your room.
>>27058931
Depends on your taste, brother. His solo work is more acoustic folk.
My favourite Dire Straits album is Communique which is a pretty good listen all the way through imo.
For his solo work you could check out a couple of his songs to see if you like that kind of thing. Try Redbud Tree and Privateering.
I like all of his work but some people just don't like it.
>>27059076
Go see a hooker lad. No Romanians though
>>27059088
>jew meme
>Hitler dubs
Checked family
>>27058950
Fuck off juncunt
>buy item off ebay for 200 quid
>buy it now, use paypal
>seller contacts me to see if I'm interested in meeting up and exchanging money in person and splitting the ebay fee savings
>decline, since I can't drive and it sounds a bit dodgy
>he offers to come to my house so I can inspect the goods in person and save a bit of money
Is he trying to scam/murder me?
>>27057446
Might as well contribute to the downfall of /britfeel/ society I guess.
>>27059133
>Inviting random strangers on the internet to your own house
What do you think, anon? I don't think he's after cheeky banter.
>>27059092
>Communique
My African American, most underrated DS album. As for solo Knopfler I recommend the Local Hero soundtrack
>>27059091
Have you installed a camera in my house?
That's exactly what I have been doing, word for word. Feels like a waste.
>>27059133
He's going to stick that anime figure in your ear canal.
>>27059160
>>27059133
Ask him to meet infront of a police station. If he backs down then he wanted to bum you
>I missed the chance of teen love
>I will never slay and nut inside prime teen pussy bareback
>Cant afford rent. Going to have to ask the parents for financial help.
>why not move back in with us anon? It's rent free
I'm here because it's not in the countryside and I have at least a chance of getting a 2nd part time job here. I'm trying I really am
>>27059244
>2 part time jobs
What the fuck are you doing la
>The neighbour woman has put her screaming kid in the garden
I'm sure I was never this bad, the kids are shouting and screaming fucking constantly. Can't she stick him in front of the TV to shut him up.
>>27059162
Agreed, brother. I fucking love Mark Knopfler. Such a great guitarist, too. I can't get enough of him.
>wake up after sleeping on the floor for 14hours
>now sat listenting to old WoW music thinking back to a time where I could at least drown my thoughts out by playing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5s0MQvF9s
>>27059296
You realise sleeping too much can be just as bad as not sleeping enough?
>>27059281
My best, that's all.
>>27059303
i am aware yes but I really don't want to be awake
2hours of it was laying down awake with all my failures and memories falling down on me like torrential rain
>>27057446
Posting.
What's everyone up to this morning?
>>27059336
That's probably not helping you mate. You need to find a thing to get up for that distracts you from your failures
Fuck dog has sprouted, he's got huge
>>27059303
Is this why I woke up with a massive headache the other day after sleeping for 22 hours?
>>27059481
>tfw will never come round anons house and pet the dog
fuck
>>27057446
Alright lads. Working on a secret project right now. Very hush hush, can't leak the details.
>>27059450
Fucking your waifu in the arse
>>27059481
Was wondering when we'd get an update on nigel
How's he doing anon?
>>27059560
Please lad, that's not on.
>>27059569
He's 10 weeks now and like the size of a beagle
Just had his second set of injections, so in a week we can walk him properly without him catching aids from a puddle or anything, pretty excited desu
>>27059578
Arse to mouth, the fucking lot. The filthy slag.
>>27059593
You going to take him on big walks? I enjoy taking my dogs to the woods or up around tarns. Gotta watch for ticks though
Guys, how do I do big cums?
>>27059686
Ask mummy to make cummy
subway for dinner lads
called in sick to work all week, get a slice of the neet back desu
>>27059686
my letting me suck your dick
>>27059692
She said that's only for good boys that wipe their bums.
>>27059092
>>27059162
Thanks for the recommendations, lads, and sorry for the late response.
Will have a listen when I get back from myunpaid jobthis afternoon.
Any Unitarians ITT?
Might start going to services again.
So is the division any good?
Just picked up my dad from the opticians, turns out he's gone blind in one eye.
Since I'm a bit of a spaz I had no idea what to say really. I'm kind of worried about him since he lives on his own and always goes on about being lonely and bored.
If he loses his vision he is literally fucked.
>>27059885
It's okay, not really played too much of it but it's fun and sometimes stressful because of bullet sponging
If you have friends to play it with then buy it
>>27059885
Nope, it's a pile of shit cash grab.
People say it's fun to play with other people but pretty much anything is fun with other people. I've played some absolute trash games and had a right laugh because I was playing with others.
>>27057446
Got myself TWO packs of instant noodles today, quite the 800cal feast.
>>27059548is it pics of your sexy body?
>>27059450
not doing much, anime just arrived though! (akame ga kill limited edition, no game no life limited edition, garden of sinners dvd limited edition & Volume 1 & 2 of Mobile Suit Gundam the Origin Collectors Edition)
had to rearrange my anime stack because it was starting to lean
Suddenly got bad eye strain and a build up of pressure behind my ears and forehead.
Am i dying lads?
>live with my dad
>whenever we make something to eat we only use a couple of plates and the odd pan
>takes about 5 minutes to wash them all and dry them
>good little system, nice and comfy
>whenever his girlfriend comes over she is passive aggressive as fuck towards me
>she always cooks a shit meal and somehow uses at least 6 plates, 5 pans, 20 pieces of cutlery, 2 chopping boards, a bunch of drinking glasses, the measuring jug, frying pan etc.
>I have to wash them up and it takes like half an hour
How is it even possible? She made a Shepherd's Pie last night and somehow used every fucking plate we have. We have 8 dinner plates and there's only 3 of us. What the fuck was she using the other 5 for?
Anyway I hate her. She works at a pharmacy handing out pills to smackheads and acts all high and mighty as if she's Florence fucking Nightingale saving the masses.
I wouldn't care if I was a NEET and freeloading off my dad but I don't. I'm only 21, I pay my dad money each week and I have a job, she speaks to me like I'm scum.
>>27060267
speak to your dad about it
>Get offered a job
Great
>Subject to references
Shit
All my previous jobs I've left without notice because I've been horribly depressed. I don't see how I could get a decent reference.
>>27060267
just rape her m8
>>27060371
I left my last job because I had drunk sex with a girl, asked her to go out with me, she said no, so I photoshopped her head onto a load of porn and sent it to random people.
Still got a good reference.
I started watching Doctor Tumblr because i'm bored. Are people really afraid of Daleks? They're so cute.
>>27059163
yes
oriigugnunun
>>27060267
She sees ypu as the enemy, you and your dad probably have a food relationship and girls dont like that. Its them or no one. (or her kids/their kids) you are the product of another woman and in womens mung logic you are a reminder of your mum and your dad will run back to her because you somehow exist. Women mate, not even once.
I had a gf for 2 years, really happy. Then she told.me i had to stop hanging out with mates. (two sundays a month wed gp to the pub, that was all the time i spent with mates and she told.me to stop.) so i left.
>>27060267
>>27060361
Yeah mate just speak to your dad about it. Do you live up north?
>10 week old pup
Gf for size reference
He's gonna be a big fucking dog isn't he
Can nigel the pupper be added to the OP image (possibly also the other doggo and the birdlad)? He's like the thread mascot anyway and everyone likes him i think.
>>27060517
Yes, considering he covers so much of that gross hamplanet.
>>27060517
kill yourself for the love of god
>>27060456
I feel youve told britfeels this stoey before. If i remember correctly you had a hr meeting, you would have been fine, but then you did that.
>>27060520
Is there a good clear image of him?
>>27060517
>gf
>ring on her wedding finger
Uh oh
>>27060517
Aww he's so cute
Just a daily reminder that you are all a bunch of boring faggots talking about mundane shit like just had a fish n chips lads have you ever had a fish and a chip before? I hate all of you
>>27060541
Pretty much, yeah.
She deserved it.
>>27060552
>i hate all of you so i must post in your thread
Sure thing m8, you love it here.
>>27060547
Its his mum.
>>27060547
It's just a normal ring
>>27060548
Thanks anon
>>27060536
Rude
>>27060561
Fuck bitches mate.
I had to get called into a meeting because a giy groped a girl at work and a few of us joked hed be perfect for nightshift (he was dayshift) turns out that kind of banter upset some delicate cunts ears.
>depressed for a week when football team lose
>illusion of happiness when they win
>tfw my emotional state is tied to the endeavors of something as trivial as a sports team
>>27060603
pretty much the same as me man, except my team never wins
how's pardew btw? :^)
>>27060603
nice kit Tbf
>>27060609
Love the guy, but teams have got the whole setup figured out now and he doesn't really have a plan past 'play deep and hope a forward pulls off some magic', if we don't win the cup I feel like he has to go in the summer.
>>27060630
well, cant say southampton, west ham and newcastle fans didn't warn you
>>27060630
>no idea about football
>literally speaking alien to me
Is it too late to get into football at 22 lads? I literally don't know the first thing about supporting it. Used to play it but I don't know any players etc
>>27060603
I had to stop.watching football after my team just fuxking shat the bed for 4 years straight (after winning the league cup).
I use to go every weekend, now i thubk i caufht maybe 3 games on tv. I just acant do it senpai.
>>27060674
wigan?
pompey?
>>27060665
I got into football at 21. Resisted for most of my life until I finally caved in and started watching with my dad, ended up loving it, only problem is I'm stuck supporting the team he is now.
>>27060665
Nust jump in. Its not hard to follow. Read the sports pages. Youll getall the big players easy enough. Also sky sports news is 90% fitba news.
>>27060641
Don't get me wrong, I've never seen him as anything more than an average manager, but we were 18th when he came in last year and we finished 10th, can't thank him enough for saving us from the mess Warnock put us in.
>>27060665
Not too late at all, just pick your nearest team in the top 3 or 4 leagues or whoever your Dad supports, just start watching whenever, if you're into gaming just grab a copy of FIFA and play that for a bit, you'll come to grips with it.
>>27060588
Fucking hell.
Prior to that incident, I worked in an office full of girls, and because I was a super awkward autist, they all loved me because I'd give them really deadpan straight answers about their problems. Like, they all knew this, they were all fine with me being a weirdo because they got that it was kind of how I work. One day, one of the girls came in to pick up a letter or something, and she had these fucking banging leather trousers on. So she's asked me if they suit her, so I just go "Yeah, your arse looks great".
Some fucking mental cunt from another department overheard it and reported me for sexual harassment, for fucks sake.
>>27060695
>telling him to play FIFA
>not FM
kys
>>27060665
Piss easy lad. You'll probably want to support a Premier League team, because they get the best coverage.
Where you based in the country? I'll do a quick write up on your nearest teams.
lads there's an event being streamed in 9 hours that i'm so emotionally invested in and want to watch so badly but i live in the sticks and my internet can only stream in 360p
i'm thinking of booking a few nights at a hotel but then i've heard some hotels internets can be unreliable
any advice?
or if anyone in the south west would let me just chill at there's i could provide a few crates of beers and some snacks
>>27060695
Nobody I know likes football, family or friends, was never exposed to it when I was young. Just Google local team, apparently they're shit.
Pick a team for me to support lads
>>27060717
*In 9 DAYS
not hours
>>27060688
>be scottish
>been a magpie since i was old enough to get football
>first fitba match with dad was newcastle v man utd when they beat fergies team 5-0.
>tfw junior magpie member and got to meet ginola, shearer, keegan, Gillespie, etc. Great times.
>>27060709
FIFA is more accessible if you don't know about the sport.
>>27060745
>fitba
fuck off talking like an autist
>>27060665
If you want to get into it then I suggest supporting one of the meme teams like Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea since they get the most coverage and arguably the most popular.
>>27060517
>gf
Just go already.
>>27058019
Claiming hannah reid
>>27060267
>go to my father's for christmas
>father spends 5 hours making christmas dinner, which is always really good
>stepmother is in a huff, eats like 1 potato and says "I'm done"
>goes into her bedroom for like an hour
God I hate that fucking bitch.
>>27060745
>tfw benitez is becoming manager
>>27060972
Rafa will make usa mid table twam like every manager in the lst 20 years.
>>27061044
ill accept that and hope that we might have a good cup run as well
>>27060952
>>father spends 5 hours making christmas dinner, which is always really good
>>stepmother is in a huff, eats like 1 potato and says "I'm done"
WHAT THE FUCK
So I got a letter from my local council asking me about my current living situation and what I want to do with my life.
What should I do? It says stuff like 'Why have you not gotten a job?/gone on to further education?' and one of the options is 'Depression/anxiety'. Should I answer it? I just know im going to be dragged into a meeting with a stranger just to remind me how useless I am.
>>27061051
Beats being in relagation zone for sure.
I hope rafa cpmes and sprts the team out. Weve got okay players, just shit decisions.
>>27060674
Brum?
07-78696689655-
>>27061084
Just tick that. Also, they wont toss you out if you pay rent. You dont havw to even reply, fuck them asking that shite.
>>27061060
maybe she's worried about her weight, I've done dumb things because of that before
>>27061127
I live with my parents, I think they are worried about me because I don't do anything, but the thought of having a job or going to university gives me a feeling of dread. That's why I don't really know how to approach this situation.
>>27060517
He's cute and he's going to be pretty big. You shouldn't have admitted to being normie though lad.
We all thought we were mates.
>>27060517
fucking normie fuck or normie twat with your walking shit machine dickhead cunt
Got a job at HMV and moved into Chinese GFs place. Holy shit I didn't know life could be this comfy. Seriously, try it.
>>27060698
Reported you because she was jealous. Women are much nastier to other women
>>27061260
good for you anon, I hope I can escape the neet life one day
>>27060732
What is it lad?
Robut no but
>>27061162
Just seema a weird thing theyd send out.
My landlord called me today about him getting a call for a reference, but i had no idea what he was kn about and he was like "if you want to move house its fine, just give us notice" and i had no odea what he was on about but he must have thought i was lying because he kept goinf on. So i called the company and turns out it was an the previous tenant.
>tfw landlord is an incompetent fool.
>>27061297
I was very close to leaving the country.
>>27061346
oh why?
>>27061260
why are you here
NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27060520
>>27060517
Got that picture of him sat looking at the camera(or a better one like him playing with his cushion)? I'll trace it in a wojak/pepe style when i get home
Just got back from Cardiff. Why are there so many fit slags in Cardiff? Must be the pussy capital of the UK.
>>27061260
How did you get Chinese GF? Is she native Chinese? All native Chinese here only mix with other Chinese, don't speak to whiteys.
>tfw almost normie
>work
>get on well with workmates
>engaged to a decent girl
>live with said girl
>havw money to waste on vidya, clotges, comics etc
Sadly
>tfw no socialisng outsode of work
>tfw best friend always does stuff with his gfand her bestie and her besties bf but never invites me or my gf
>depressed all the time
>dress like a lad (fcuk, crosshatch, lyle and scott, fred perry)
Also, new one but still counts
>I cant get no sleep.
Fucking insomnia kicked in after months of nothing but sleeping.
>>27061260
>got a job at Tesco
>moving in with euro gf
>still want to end it all
I don't want to be a normie wageslave I just want to be a comfy NEET sat at home getting drunk every day and playing vidya.
>>27061459
>>tfw almost normie
>almost
>>27061459
Fucking phones make me look like a retard.
>>27061162
kek why would the council give a toss about you?
>>27061297
failed normies are the worst
>>27061476
Mate, there is more to normie life that work and gf.
>tfw want to know what its like to have friends qho wanr to hang out with you.
>>27061459
>>tfw almost normie
>>engaged to a decent girl
>>live with said girl
>>27061472
>>moving in with euro gf
NORMIES MAKE ME SICK REEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>27061501
I'm hardly a normie I just realize that if I keep living as I have been then I'm going to kill myself really soon
>>27061536
I said you're a failed normie. As in someone who wants to be a normie
And you'll kill yourself if you have to work 40 hours a week doing tedious as fuck shit.
>>27061449
Native Chinese. Met her on a dating website. Her parents bought her a house and she has a masters degree. I'm pretty much set on comfy mode if we get married (which she has been insisting on, but I have been delaying). She has a permanent residency, so she isn't using me for that.
I don't even need a job. She is happy if I clean the dishes and go to bed at the same time as her.
Beats living off bennies and committing housing fraud.
>>27061549
I die either way, I wish I could just become a housewife >,<
>>27061578
Literally kill yourself roastie
Had a job interview today and have a trial shift tomorrow, bricking it in case I fuck up.
Really want to be a wagecuck
>>27061572
Does she make you go to bed at 7pm
What's it like being a slave to a Chinese?
>>27061472
>>got a job at Tesco
I can imagine that being hell. Working part time in a record store talking about films all day is ideal for my life. Can't even name a single popular album released this year. Only part time too, which helps.
Just heard that my past oneitis got dp'd when at uni.
Wew lad
>>27061594
What sort of job? What place?
Remember they're aware that this will be your first time doing it.
>>27061619
It's for a customer adviser role at a small computer repair shop. They repair computers, smartphones, etc but I don't think I'd be doing that as much as finding out what the problem is, logging it and giving it to the technicians.
It seemed quite comfy when I applied but the boss really made it sound quite hard during the interview, which I hope was just scare tactics.
>mfw salary masterrace
>>27061604
>What's it like being a slave to a Chinese?
She does nag occasionally. But if it gets out of hand I smash something and she gets scared. Then she comes up to me all apologetic later and cuddles. Can't really complain considering I live rent free and don't pay the bills.
>>27061614
>dp'd
What does that mean mate?
>>27060603
what do palace fans think of ward
pompey here btw
>>27061693
2 dicks one hole.
>>27061693
took 2 different chads in her roast at the same time
>>27061655
>mfw you have to work 2 days this year for free
>>27061718
>>27061728
What a slut. Her axe wound must be fucking huge. Wouldn't it be gay if you did that with a m8 and your dicks rubbed together?
>>27061674
Do you actually like her or are you just in it for the free ride?
>>27061693
She got Shoryuken'd lad.
>>27061614
Post pics. I want to see the eyes of a whore that isn't my own mother.
>>27061772
>Do you actually like her or are you just in it for the free ride?
Yeah we have a good life together. But I kind of wanted to move to Brazil someday and marry a younger woman. She's only a couple of years younger than me. But that's fine.
>>27061572
Wow mate you are actually living the dream. This sounds amazing. I am so jealous. Is she qt?
>>27061379
Sorry lad didn't see this, you mean this one?
>>27061205
And I'm sorry lad, if it makes you feel any better I'm not normal at all, I just somehow managed to find a girl as awkward as me
>>27060603
'Sup Nigel?
Fuck sake lads really need to add mass to my calves before summer or else I won't be able to wear shorts
>tfw shit calf genetics
>>27061892
>two (You)s one reply
:^)
That picture is good but maybe one of him holding it or one without his dick out?
If you have pictures of that
Can we get a pic of nigel the dog in the OP image please
Running low on memes so far this year due to gayposting and waifufagging
>>27061892
>posting nudes of your pupper
you're not right in the head lad
>moyes>moyes
>>27061959
I agree Nigel should be in the OP image because eh is a pretty cool guy
>>27061959
nah you're alright
who gives a toss about some random normie's shit breeder dog?
>>27061973
>Torres>Torres
>>27062003
>who gives a toss about some random normie's shit breeder dog?
I give a toss senpai
Color
Armor
Fuck sake, for the last month I get at least one call a day asking for Scott Morgan, which isn't close to my name apart from the initials. My last name begins with a Mc dammit. I hate Scott Morgan for doing this to me.
>>27061913
Calf raise 4 times a week. 5 sets of 20.
I hade sgit calfs but dod calfs at the wnd of every gym sesh, (upper lower routine ulxulxx)
>>27061959
>>27061982
>>27062003
I just scrolled up the thread and see Nigel with the faggot owners "gf" (probs his sister considering the ring) but still I retract my statement Nigel can run in front of a bus
>>27062043
Could you just fuck off until you get a new keyboard please lad, it's like you're typing in Welsh.
>>27061924
Only saw the thumbnail, didn't even notice his dick, woops.
Sleepy pup works?
I'm a bit concerned lads.
The other day I was thinking about when I was younger and I remembered a disturbing event.
From what I can recall I once asked my older brother to lie on top of me and hump me (clothes on) and he did it. I was 7 or 8 at the time and he's 3 years older so we were quite young.
I've only got one memory of this happening so I'm pretty sure it was a one off but it just seems a bit weird.
Is this fairly common?
Does anyone else remember weird shit they did when they were younger?
>>27062094
I know dogs do this to assert their dominance.
are you a dog?
>>27062068
Phones mate. Not even once.
>>27062094
No, I only remember a girl trying to hypnotize a load of us when I was about 8 or so, and it gave me a boner.
I think you're a gay paedo.
>>27062094
>I once asked my older brother to lie on top of me and hump me (clothes on) and he did it
the absolute madman
But yeah, don't worry anon weird semi-incesty shit like that is surprisingly commonright guys?
>>27062108
kek
>>27062085
Awww he looks like he wants a hug
>>27062094
that's pretty gay pham
to answer your question yes but I never really did anything gay like that
>>27062043
Seated or standing?
Dumbell or barbell?
Do you do them off an edge or platform?
I've tried loads of variations maybe I'll increase the volume to the 20+ range
>>27062048
Why are you jealous of his gf? She is literally fat.
Cute dog doe
>>27062048
pretty much agree with you mate, its ruined everything
![On_internet_nobody_knows_you_re_a_dog_Nobody_Img01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bzYPIN0.jpg "On internet nobody knows you re a dog Nobody Img01[1]")
>>27062108
cant even blank post anymore
>>27062166
Sorry lads, didn't mean to cause any fuss, just liked posting pictures of my dog
I'll stop with the nigel pics and slink back into anon status
so lads, how's your waifus or whatever?
>>27062142
Standing. And just flat. Point your feet to 1 oclock.
Low reps dont work calfs mate. Or they might but most people recommend high reps. Your calfs can take it.
>>27062142
Also barbell, but if you domt have a squat rack db will do.
Lads I think I'm in trouble. I was just wrestling with my little brother and we were doing moves to eachother (he's littler than me, so he can't do much), but I wanted to give him a Piledriver and accidentally drove his head down. The problem is that while I picked him up for a Piledriver I had a boner, and when I brought him down his head spiked my penis and sandwiched it with the ground. I may go to the hospital later, cause i'm really hurt, but my mum isn't home yet with a car...My brother is fine though, which is the most important thing.
Going to get my haircut at 5:15. Wish me luck lads.
>>27062185
Don't let them bully you into stopping posting the cute dog. They are just jelly bellys. They probably post anime and are jealous because people already care more about your dog than their waifus.
>>27062193
>>27062204
Cheers laddo, there might be hope for me yet
Also been doing hill sprints as part of my cardio I hear they're good for building calves too
>>27062236
>not shaving it all off yourself and avoiding people and spending money
>>27062245
>>27061959
>>27062048
Yeah nah, fuck off mate
>>27062185
>>27062245
I concur - let petposting commence.
RIP Smudge
Just lost my virginity lads. It was alright
>>27062307
Well done lad. Wasn't that big a deal, was it.
>>27062265
Wish you luck with your calfs.
Having some.homemade soup lads, so good.
OFFICIAL PET POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7044053
>>27062307
How big was he, did it hurt?
>>27062094
I don't think it's normal, but it seems to be more common than you'd expect.
I'm in no position to criticise anyway.
I used my mum's tights and underwear to have a wank on several occasions when I was a horny teenager. Afterwards I would rinse them under a tap and put them back in her drawer. It wasn't incestual, I just liked the feel.
I've apologised to her several times for 'any weird stuff I did when I was younger' but she's just looks at me blankly. Please kill me.
>>27062185
Keep posting nigel mate. Its just the normie reee meme
We all still like nigel
>>27062327
Not a paki but hate dugs so much id rather be a paki.
>>27062363
>I've apologised to her several times for 'any weird stuff I did when I was younger
What the fuck did you do that shit for?
REPRESS AND MOVE ON
>>27057446
Is bonsai really gone for good lads? I need that style of posting to keep me sane.
>>27062315
nah just feel good tbf
>get bored of applying for the big bucks multinationals
>decide it would be better to just a part-time job for now so that I have some income
>it's even more competitive and I can't even get an interview
What the fuuuuuuuuck
>>27062290
Cute cat
Here is my Savanha.
>>27062425
Bonsai can never die. Bonsai is love Bonsai is life.
>Found some old pics of my aunt's dog that I took when I went to see her in 2010
>He died last year.
Really miss him desu
>>27062394
I know, I just wanted to clear my conscience without actually bringing it up.
fuck off nigel the normie`
>>27062185
Yeah lad go on with Sir Nigel. Bitter robots are just miserable as fuck 2bh
>>27062094
The other day I left my onahole in the bathroom after I used it in the shower.
I came back from work and someone had put it in a tesco bag on my desk.
It could either be my sister, my mum or my step dad. I'm counting down the days until I can forget it ever happened.
>>27062646
How is he a normie? Have you seen the size of his gf?
Roughly 24 hours until I can get shitfaced lads
Evens I drink beer
Odds I drink wine
Dubs I drink vodka
Trips I drink courvorsier
>>27062670
Why do you have to wait 24 hours lad?
>>27062670
>0
keke someone is getting nothing
How come you have to wait 24 hours to get shitfaced?
>>27062670
Have a pint of ale on me, lad.
>>27062646
How the fuck can he be a normie lad? He's not even one year old you cunt.
>>27056378
old old old
>original bloment
Going to make some additions to the OP image lads
Suggestions?
>>27060552
Hello lad, Im here...
>>27062664
who gives a shit how fat his fat cunt gf is
the fact is he has one like a normie cunt
>>27062691
Nigel represents not only the dog but also his owner
>>27062683
>>27062685
>>27062689
Because I'm a manual labour wageslave expected to work extremely hard lifting heavy things non stop all day, literal shit tier job but it pays well and beats going to the gym
I can't do that shit with a hangover, tried it before spewed everywhere and pretty much collapsed
0 counts as even but I'll re-roll with this post I guess
>>27062706
replace the k-ons with karen
>>27062732
I'm sorry for upsetting you anon
>>27062706
Junlad in a cage, with a smug Sir Nigel the pup walking away with the key.
![HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.15.23_[2015.05.10_12.24.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bW5WfiX.jpg "HV K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv snapshot 01.15.23 [2015.05.10 12.24.09]")
>>27062757
kys my man
ococ
>>27062732
Fuck off you bitter cunt. Wah Wah everyone should be as miserable as I am. Just end it lad.
>>27062757
All the anime shit is going.
>>27062783
>rating k-on higher than mosiac
>>27062706
Do NOT do this
>>27062757
>>27062777
Graffiti #nofaggotsallowed on the job centre
Maybe also #yourwaifuisnotreal
>>27062802
>being this bitter that someone else is bitter
>on r9k
![HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.22.58_[2015.05.10_12.37.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bnHTt4d.jpg "HV K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv snapshot 01.22.58 [2015.05.10 12.37.00]")
>>27062808
Well yeah it is objectively better in literally every metric, the second series and film at least
>>27062706
Gunna draw a generic pupper when i get home. Add that if you like
>>27062832
>He can't understand that people find joy in animals
>All this anti anime shit
What the fuck happened the past two days I was gone?
>>27062867
Normies, what else could it be
>>27062732
>who gives a shit how fat his fat cunt gf is
>the fact is he has one like a normie cunt
Kek not really. Anyone can get a fat gf. I don't understand how you can be mad at him for having a fat gf. Is the reason you are angry about it not because you want gf but don't have one?
Loads of posters here have gf m8
>>27062802
>>27062881
>normies
no wonder /britfeel/ has gone down the shitter
>>27062867
It's been here for a while m8, its just part of the landscape now.
Don't mind them.
>>27062896
It's probably just /brit/ cunts trying to rile people up. They should kill themselves desu.
I'm American and I wonder if my parents even know that Europeans & Canadians get free healthcare and college.
Should I make sure they know? They're probably going to be spending many dollars on my sister's college soon. It could at least make them feel bad.
>>27062952
Sure if you want to make them feel bad, couldn't hurt to casually mention it.
>>27062896
Because spoofs roleplaying as their Waifus and taking dick pics is better than posting cute puppies? You utter mong.
>>27062094
My older brother wanted to suck my cock when I was 8 so I pissed in his mouth as punishment.
>>27062896
>britfeel has gone down the shitter
I've been here since before it was even called britfeel kiddo. Your whole autism rage about someone having a fat gf is pathetic. Fair enough if he was a chad and she was a 10/10 but come on mate, get a grip.
>>27060267
>She works at a pharmacy handing out pills to smackheads and acts all high and mighty as if she's Florence fucking Nightingale saving the masses.
could you expand on this?
is she just acting high and mighty about working at a pharmacy and you have just strawmanned it as handing out pills to smackheads? or has she specifically mentioned helping heroin addicts with methadone/subatex and needle exchanges etc?
my attempt at smug dog
>>27062980
all of it is shit
nigel is a shit gimmick anyway
>>27063000
mate I was here when it was called britNEET too so wind your fucking neck in
>paper boy always comes round at about half four on a thursday
>don't want to communicate with him ever so i always ignore him if i'm the only one home
>door knock at half four
>slump into my chair until i hear the paper pushed through the letter box
>eagerly await a couple of minutes
>go upstairs to investigate
>van parked in the driveway
>gives the packages next door and puts a 'sorry we missed you note' through the door
fairly certain that the stuff delivered is for me but the neighbours probably know i'm in because my car is sitting outside. if my brother won't go over when he's home i'm fucked
>>27063100
Why don't you go and get it?
>>27063118
because i'm pretty sure they know that i was in and refused to answer the door. i massively dislike them as well.
my brother just phoned and asked if his tent had been delivered so i think i'm safe
Poleaboo would like to officially come out as trans, he's always known it but only now does he both have the courage to admit it and to go through with transition
He would like to thank Tilde and Lily Wachowski, Lily in particular showed him that these desires don't go away, he doesn't want to hit 50 and realise he spent his life "living" a lie, the time is now
The first move will be researching how to remove all body hair, then extreme dieting
>>27058635
Seconding Bloc Party
Either that one or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oRlpGyI1rg
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R-9IgWD36A
>>27063141
Just tell them you were in the bath or something...
Stop being so weird.
Also, you're lucky as fuck that your postie drops off your packages next door. Mine don't even bother and take them straight down to the post office so I have to trek down there for them.
>>27058669
Shit meant to reply to you too
See >>27063166
>>27063099
>mate I was here when it was called britNEET too so wind your fucking neck in
>wind my kneck in
You're the one chatting shit about how britfeel has gone downhill
>>27063173
>Stop being so weird.
fuck off normie, kys
>>27063188
Don't tell me to fuck off or me and you are gonna have to take a walk outside mate.
>>27063181
>tfw aspie apparently
it would make sense
>>27063173
i don't have a bath
it was a courier, postie always drops it off at the post office unless it's a massive arse parcel because my other neighbour delivers those
>>27063186
it has mate
look at the waifushit, the shit gimmicks and personalities, britfeel is wank now
need a lad to suck my dick while i watch straight porn
Which one of you lot is this?
http://brighton.craigslist.co.uk/cas/5484208363.html
>>27061260
Have Chinese gf also. She got me designer 150 quid wallet for Christmas after 1 month lol.
Want a cuter richer one desu.
>>27061772
Dunno about this guy, but that is exactly what I am doing. I miss my Japanese ex girlfriend. Fuck her ginger cunt new boyfriend in Tokyo.
>>27063240
twink here
usually when I get propositioned by """"""""straight"""""""" guys it is for them sucking my cock not the other way around.
sucking off or getting sucked off by a delicate feminine boy is still gay desu
>>27061260
>>27063381
Fucking jelly
Want a chinese gf
My town has quite a few but they all hang around together and you usually see them in a group. They are usually here for one of the colleges. Even though both of the colleges here are shit.
Need a way to coral one on her own and wear her down enough that she settles for me.
>>27063427
>twink here
B R I S T O L
Feeling like absolute fucking shit lads and mad as fuck
>have a little faggot cold
>my gay dick sucking faggotbody suddenly decides that it needs 4 times as much insulin as it normally does
>glucose levels constantly high as fuck
>dehydrated as fucking hell
>kidneys are fucking burning like hell from trying to filter out all the sugar and from the severe dehydration
>refuse to drink because else i will have to pee every fucking 10 minutes literally not even overexaggerating and i cant be fucking assed to do that
fuck it lads, gonna inject a fuckload of insulin now, then have half a gram of DXM and drink an energy drink later. Fucking gay subhuman homo disease.
dont drink, dont take drugs, dont exercise, dont do this dont do that, basically be as homosexual as you can possibly be if you have type 1 diabetes. fuck this shit. i will do whatever the hell i want. not my fautl if my fucking body decides to detroy its own insulin producing cells.
>>27063454
fuck man I feel proper sorry for you
>>27063181
>tfw these tests are bullshit but I still feel like I might be an aspie
>>27063206
>>27063480
you and me both m8
>>27063181
>>27063206
>>27063480
>>27063553
Me three robros
keep feeling liquid and air sloshing around my belly for weeks now lads am i gonna die?
I need to get a car ASAP. Can't be having my grandfather driving me about anymore, he's such a bad driver.
Almost got into a crash again today.
Been enjoying Just cause 3 quite a lot actually lads, something else to pass the time other than WoW
>Yfw da spurs win da Europ Aleague
>>27063625
>people still play WoW in 2016
Literally why. It's all done. There is nothing new to see. It's been all downhill since 2010
>>27063655
i just like levelling, if you take the time and read the quests its good fun. Very comfy.
>>27063682
Fair enough I'll let you off enjoying something I don't, but only this once.
>>27063625
i quit WoW fairly recently
WHERE IS TILDE??? Have his grill-pills worked and turned him into a girl, thus rendering him unable to post on r9k?
Why do I always have the urge to fight someone?
>>27063835
Do you also have the urge to buy them a pint afterwards?
Just had a spectacular fish n chips lads have you ever had a fish and a chip before?
>>27063852
I only eat Japanese food desu.
>>27063835
Because youve never been in a real fight before
>>27063655
I was thinking of getting WoW again just to occupy my time, something to do instead of drinking alone.
>>27063884
Lol mate I was always scrapping in secondary school.
>>27063879
in that case, have you ever had a fishu ando chippu, desu?
>>27063939
Sounds like you might be gay and using violence as an outlet for your desire to be around sweaty bleeding men
>>27063951
Carry on like that and me and you're gonna fall out.
Big time...
Just ordered this poster
>>27064014
What are you doing mate that's fucking tiny.
>>27063948
I only eat things i could buy from Lawsons.
Going to a sodding wedding on saturday lads.
Shall I stay sober and dispassionately observe normie behaviour
OR
Get shitwrecked and embarass everyone
>>27064025
Beat me to it.
>>27063986
Listen mate, please stop the gay shit, we have enough of that, just go on a dating site or something mate.
>>27064014
You can't even read the writing, I'd like it if it was larger though.
>>27063480
why does it look like africa
>>27063986
>carry on like that and me and you're cocks are gonna fall out of our trousers
incredibly repressed of you, lad
>>27064037
Get fucking shitwrecked, there is no other option, you have to make the most of this opportunity.
>>27064025
>>27064048
its 60x90 cm
>>27063368
The worst thing is I'd be more surprised if he wasn't one of us.
>>27058432
gotta have some Elbow in there somewhere m80, maybe some gorrilaz
>>27064068
Shove this in the op
>>27063368
>5'10"
Manlets, when will they learn?
origami comment
>>27063368
I wonder if this guy knows someone posted this advert with his face.
More importantly, what were you doing searching the Brighton craiglist?
>>27064055
I don't like your attitude, mate.
>>27064084
>Elbow
You've out-dadrocked dadrock anon, good job.
>>27063446
Tinder bruv. Super like a chink once a day.
developed a bit of a crush on this iranian guy at my uni. how did this happen lads. has r9k finally turned me gay?
>>27064112
Let's just say I wasn't looking for a new bike :^)
But seriously, m4m ads on craigslist are often comedy gold
>>27063810
have you noticed shoutanus has been quite too
>>27064157
I love looking through all the dating ads on craigslist, there are some absolute gems sometimes
>>27064131
I know mate, i think ive been a 48 year old divorced father since i was like 12
just extended my student overdraft limit from 1500 to 2000
im okay
>>27064192
Did you never realise him tilde and poleaboo are all the same person?
>>27064192
idgaf about shoutanus, hes a right twat. I want tilde back though, hes a pretty comfy lad 2bh. Really hope they dont end up being the same person
>>27063368
Not me, but I know how he feels. Being pissed on by women is so hot. I wish a woman would lock me in her basement in a cage forever and feed me dog food and piss.
>>27058432
deftones - my own summer (shove it)
britfeel appropriate song
>>27064205
How are you in this much debt? other than the fees, i dont know how students manage to get themselves into debt other than just bad money management
>>27061705
skate bastard. i am a southampton fan
>>27057446
A 3D post waifus post, what is going on?
One of the other waifu anons found this cute picture of mine so I thought I should share her with everyone.
>>27064312
the perspective in this picture seems a little off with the gingerbread houses.
>two britfeel lads have a chinese gf
>tfw no chinese gf
motherfuckers
I thought you guys would be interested.
>>27064342
They're not small, they're far away.
>>27064207
>>27064214
everyone knows it's one guy shitting the threads up
>>27064068
this actually looks a lot like me but my facial hair is more defined
>>27064356
Still being a virgin in yout TWENTIES? lmao who are these people?
>>27064368
Thats what I thought at first, but its still doesn't work quite right
>>27064225
>i dont know how students manage to get themselves into debt other than just bad money management
>loan 3400
>rent 3300
I don't know anon
>>27064135
>tinder
Never worked well on dating sites, i'm like 4/10 and put some timber on in the last 2 years.
Might give it a go though, Even if i'm getting no likes then I can still just use it for the attempt at climbing the great wall of vagina.
Cheers lad.
>>27064405
lucky bastard tbqh, my rent was more than the loan
>Bought new components for computer (CPU, motherboard, cooler, ram)
>Take out all my old parts
>Put new parts in
>Bent pins on the usb3 header
>Manage to fix them with mechanical pencil
>Everything plugged in properly into where it should go
>Refuses to power on despite this
>Probably gonna have to send it to some repair place tomorrow
>Stuck on a shitty old laptop in the meantime
JUST
Too drunk to drive but the chippy is a long way away. Wat do lads?
>>27064225
by not having a loan that covers the entirety of rent and food bills you mong
>>27064464
Book a taxi from the chippy to your house and ask them to pick it up for you first
>>27064464
JustEat pal. Grab a pizza or a dirty doner.
Or if you're near me ill pop out and get you summat
>>27064455
you can test the power supply separately.
>>27064464
get something delivered
>>27064405
Yeah, but did you not think about that before you applied to uni or something? like go to uni somewhere cheaper, take a gap year to work and save up, go to a local uni and live with parents still etc
>>27064385
me. 23 year old virgin
where do i find someone who will molest me?
how's everyone doing?
>>27064552
I went to somewhere very cheap If I went to london the rent would be more than twice that. I could not stay with my parents they wanted me out
>>27064585
I guess I'm a shit person because it took me forever to realise what was so bad or special about this image.
>>27064356
>those replies
Why do they not understand how difficult it is to get laid?
Not a single woman has shown any interest in me.
Anyone elses parents usually talk to them like shit? Whenever my mum wants something done she tells me to do it, never asks nicely.
If I ever ask why it's usually "because I'm your mum". Maybe I'm nuts but that's basically her acknowledging she's talking to me like shit but saying deal with it. She wonders why I have a bad attitude.
>>27062085
>>27061892
>>27060517
Saved the pictures. Will draw a doggo tomorrow or at the weekend. Wagekeking has taken it out of me today
>>27064585
kek this came up on my goybook
had a laugh but also pretty sad
>be me
>in year 9
>last day of school for year 11's
>dicks running wild
>some alpha chad tries to grandad me from behind in a surprise hit and run attack
>fails miserably, only making me stumble slightly
>he runs off as if nothing happened
small victory for me I suppose
school stories anyone?
>>27064603
eh fair enough i guess, sorry for making assumptions lad
>>27064676
Same here, bruv.
unoriginals
AHOY THERE MATEYS HOW IS PEPEBOO TODAY?
>>27064585
Pretty ok for once. Just had my tea and looking for a game to play tonight.
Also, got a missed call earlier from the place I interviewed at. Feeling hopeful that I've got the job and I can leave my current, deadend one
>>27064735
Hahha that's joke mate. Did you create that?
>>27064757
no he robbed it from cripplechan
>>27064676
>>27064694
>I manage the company I work for's jewbook
>seen this at least 60 times today
>everyone competing to see who is the most outraged
>literally thousands die every day in preventable wars
>kids slaughtered for no reason
>no one gives a shit
>kill a lion with a name or stack your primarni leggings on an old man and they go fucking nuts over who would exact the worse retribution
>wonder why i never want to talk to anyone
>>27064777
Do they have their own britfeel?
>>27064777
THIS
SXDJGOIDFJPGODKGJLJDAFKGJDFKLJGJADKLJGDLK
I'm gonna smash your fucking teeth out with a crowbar you gobby cunt
>>27064797
No, they don't.
oc
>tfw still obsessing over the girl that came over to look around the flat the other day
She's literally the perfect girl lads, and she didn't even act creeped out by me
>>27064682
what's granddad did chad sexually bully you too?
>>27064783
so? doesn't make the old lady's suffering any less
imagine if that was your poor nan there mate
>>27064797
No. if you check their r9k board there isn't one there
Medical in 2 weeks lads.
I hope they don't stop my bennies because I'm not autistic enough.
>tfw I have to go into the city centre, which I haven't done in about 10 years
>>27064840
no, never even knew him, are you a victim of sexual bullying then? grandad is where you punch or knee the leg muscle really hard, causing it stop functioning for a second and the victim falling over, i think in america they call it the charlie horse
>suggest an idea to my boss today
>he didn't think it was a very good idea
Wew lads might not be a wagecuck for much longer
>>27064931
Was the idea that he kill himself? I find that usually doesn't go down very well.
>>27064931
What was the idea, lad?
Fire all the pakis?
Free tea and scones for all employees (except pakis).
>>27064797
Yes, they have a board called /britfeel/.
It garners a whopping 2 posts an hour.
>>27064847
I wouldn't let my grandma be carted around by some fat cunt chav.
Not saying that it isn't bad. Just saying that people only care about looking like they care.
They want to be seen as nice people without having to put any effort in to get the recognition.
This fucking mess of a human being shouldn't be in charge of looking after anyone,
But I wish people would stop pretending to care about other people when they really don't
>>27064909
oh yeah I think they called it dead leg at our school, I dunno I was a really fem gay kid and got pressured into doing some stuff with guys I didn't like. but it was preferable to the bullying I got in primary school
>>27064873
Good luck. I should have had mine last summer, but for some reason they didn't bother.
Fingers crossed that because it's been 12 years, they'll leave me the fuck alone, but I doubt it. Expecting it this summer.
>parents are going away mon-wednesday.
got to fend for myself, oh fuck.
>>27064957
cripplechan is out of control
>you can make any board you like!
there are over 9000 now (no meme intended)
There's a fucking eurovision board.
But for why?
>>27064537
Power supply works. Put a paperclip from one of the sockets to the other, turned it on and fans started moving.
Probably a problem with the brand new motherboard then.
Might be cheaper to just get a new new mobo, though that may or may not solve whatever problem there is.
Otherwise I'll have to send it to some shop which will charge me for them to have a look at it, then probably charge me some more for a new mobo.
>>27064943
>>27064951
I told him I might try to quantify the water of crystallisation of a phenoxyacetic acid using x-ray crystallography, but he doesn't think we need to know.
I'll suggest free tea and scones next time, maybe it won't be shot down quite so immediately.
>>27064999
They have no board culture or identity, they treat 'boards' as threads. Everyone is on a power trip or thinks they're part of a secret club.
>>27064415
You never know it might work, worth a shot at least. Superlike them and they know 100% you like them. Chink girl will love it. My tip is to do it on the not so attractive ones so they feel special.
Good luck friend,
>>27065038
>My tip is to do it on the not so attractive ones so they feel special.
Already was the plan lad, I know my limitations. Cheers though. 'preciate it,
>>27064971
Your grandma probably is a fat chav cunt tbdesu
>sorry - truth hurts
Thoughts on the Civil War trailer lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2P4DkHxXNQ
(There's some pretty hefty spoilers in it, so avoid like the plague if you don't like that shit)
>>27056662
love that tingle
>>27065035
their threads are really fucking boring. They out mundane even us
>>27056170
Lads, I just spent the last half hour sitting in the shower letting the hot water bounce of my head as I sat thinking about mundane shit like work, maybe moving house, suicide, what clothes I should wear tomorrow and maybe getting a new job.
Is this normal behaviour?
Also, Vintage TV is playing 'this is 1994 and The Lightining Seeds are on.
It brings me to happier times, summers in the park, riding my bmx to the shops not scared some paki will steal it and trading football stickers.
>>27065107
I dunno, I'm not really excited by it since I can't take the characters seriously hence any drama is lost
>>27065061
Keep us updated bro.
Love to hear about girls ruining the family honour.
Kiwi likes to 'dance'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=784iWW4HpwM
A mixture of shit loans and poor money management desu, easily done.
>>27065107
Haven't watched it, but have seen other spoilers.
If you're on the opposite side to the the one with the only guy to ever lift Mjolnir besides Thor himself, chances are you're on the wrong fucking side.
Cap dun goofed
>>27065118
I do that most showers for about 20 minutes, when really depressed and cold I have taken 60-90 minute showers doing exactly that and collapsed crying.
Shower water gets cold really quick the further down you are from the head. Like seriously.
I don't think it's normal mate. But who posts here that is?
>>27065139
qt3.14 desu lad
>>27065139
Getting cucked by your pet.
He's not dancing mate, he's saying, play with my fucking belly faggot. That's right, do as I tell you. If I was a girl, I'd fuck your best mate.
Cute though.
I'm cucked by my cat. I'll clap/rub his chest then walk away and he'll come swipe my heels then lie on his back for another rub.
>>27065023
maybe double check you've seated the cpu correctly, that could prevent it from turning on.
removing everything so theres only mobo, cpu, psu. don't even need monitor.
cos non of those other things should prevent it from powering up. if it does switch on it`ll just beep with a please insert x message.
>>27065118
yeh sometimes I end up spending an hour doing that in the shower my poor poor water bill
>>27065107
>spoilers in capeshit
>mfw
Spoilers: They are all literally the same movie
>>27065107
>dat faggy spiderman voice
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
>>27065129
>Keep us updated bro.
>Love to hear about girls ruining the family honour.
Oh I will. I really want to get with one and then meet her stern and disapproving dad and while he judges me I can stand there and remember what it was like to choke her almost unconscious as I came inside her.
>>27065172
On my shower's hottest setting it's too hot to be near the head, so I change it to that as sitting down with that is chill as fuck.
I've had hour long showers before.
It's awkward when you have to explain to your housemate why you've been in there for an hour,
>"anon, you wanking in there'
>y-yeah
it's better to lie I think.
I need to do a test for a job interview tomorrow but I'm too tired from wagekeking
>>27065107
>Thoughts on the Civil War trailer lads?
Yes actually
>I'm not 12 so don't give a shit about the same film coming out yet with a new title
>>27065248
if it's those online psychometric tests I've done so many that I ace them all now
I'll do it for you
Poleaboo is going out to get a kobedi on naan from the takeaway
>>27065225
but spiderman is a faggot
just had a lovely fish and chip lads
>>27065289
They'd better get his fight scene with Captain America right
>>27065265
No its some bullshit thats like the work I'll be doing. They suggested you don't spend more than 2 hours on it but I can't be bothered. I'm so tired
>>27065311
Cap vs Spidey 2/3
>>27065322
Cap vs Spidey 3/3
>>27065157
He gets fucking mind raped by Scarlet Witch m8
>>27065334
Shame they won't do the iron spider man suit
>>27065342
>He gets fucking mind raped by Scarlet Witch m8
Which just further proves my point. If you're siding with an incestuous, bisexual rapist, you have chosen your path poorly.
>>27065311
Poleaboo thinks all Marvel studios movies are shit (he reads comics every Wednesday)
That fight is also shit, Cap has too much plot armour
>>27065023
if the mobos dead then contact who u got it from say it as dead on arrival, get it replaced free of charge.
if u take it to a repair place they`ll charge you 25 quid just to tell you yea its dead, and cant be fixed buy new one.
>>27065357
Oh, fuck off
The movies never have anything in common with the books besides a few names
>>27065225
to be fair he is peter parker
>>27065107
>Steve Rogers reacts poorly to big government interference
He's basically Donald Trump with a magic shield
No Frank reveal.
no ticket.
Bring back frank.
>oneitis is really happy with her cheating chad
>they were on the rocks before christmas
>they're only getting happier now
>feels fucking shit
Why does other peoples happiness make me sad?
>>27065475
Have you watched Daedevil?
Frank is in the second season, starting soon.
>>27065475
Need Frank back
Both Punisher films were meh
Warzone was brutal but not much else even though I love Ray Stevenson in pretty much everything he has been in
The Thomas Jane one was ok, but I assume they changed his origin because Frank's real origin wouldn't have made him very likeable.
They should really do the Vietnam origin in all it's glory, I want to see him surrounded by dead gooks with an empty M16 used as a club to kill them when he ran out of ammo.
SHOREHAM NORMIES BTFO
>>27065598
No netflix.
Keep planning to download it and Constantine as no uk dvd available. But never do.
I might do that now.
Anyone else worked so long that work became their life? Never thought it would happen to me lads, but it did.
>>27065723
Me lad.
>tfw 2 days off.
>tfw house is a mess because I don't get the time to actually fucking clean it.
>tfw washing piling up because don't want to use the dryer when sleeping/out.
>can't hang clothes on washline because british weatehr.
>>27065723
I've only been working 18months but I have barely done anything else. Just work and home thats it. Time at work seems so slow and each night goes by so quick I'm starting to go mental
they really are trying to shove as many niggers as possible into capeshit movies now, its getting on my nerves
>>27065685
Daredevil is the GOAT of the marvelverse, it's well worth it.
>>27065747
get some airers and hang them up inside
>>27065781
cap is because he is the sexiest
Any recommendations for a decent microphone? Just to use for like gaming and voip.
>>27065781
Downloading now lad.
Daredevil is also best Marvel Comic so go figure.
>>27065782
I was thinking of this. Just making room. My house is small and my spare room is filled with gym equipment that I never use now because I'm always working.
>>27065723
Work 6 days/70 hours a week now.
When I finish at 10pm all I want to do is sit and play playstation to unwind or watch Netflix
Stay up until 5am because I want as much me time as possible outside work
Wake up tired and groggy and am miserable at work all day until about 9pm
Repeat for almost a year and a half now.
I have a holiday I want to book to Bulgaria in September. I'm going on my own just to sit in the sun and eat and drink far too much and don't have to work for a week.
Don't even care if no one talks to me the whole time I'm there. Probably prefer that actually.
Poleaboo is back from the takeaway
>Walking down empty dark side street
>White bitch walking down in the opposite direction
>She crosses the road just before we meet
Also saw two young white slags squating smoking in the graveyard
Probably could have had consenual sex with them in exchange for a couple of can of cider
Watching Goosebumps on Netflix now
Lads, just bought a packet of Babybel from Tesco because they were only a quid. My mum never bought them when I was younger because I didn't like cheese but the packaging always amazed me.
Anyway what the fuck? It's just rubbery cheddar. I almost vomited in the carpark. Why do they even exist?
>>27066084
>implying anyone would willingly fuck a Slav
You've got your hopes up
>>27065300
Extra tartar sauce?
>>27066084
what are you a paki?
R8 my burger
>>27066142
>Slav
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
>tfw I failed an online job application for Tesco
I don't even know what questions I answered wrong, I thought I was doing well
>>27066204
>too tall
Its gonna fall apart senpai
>>27066184
>>27066142
Poleaboo is a paki
Slags will fuck anything
>>27066204
what's on the bottom?
>>27065300
Gravy or curry sauce?
>>27066228
You should have looked up the correct answers online
R8 my burger
Toasted bun
Lettuce
Gherkin
Brown sauce
Fake cheese
Bacon
Burger
Fake cheese
Baked Cambert
>>27066228
Poleaboo passed once but skipped the interview because the job would just go to some Stacy
Failed every time since, just like McDonalds, probably been blacklisted
>>27066244
Oops, phone fucked up and sent original message too
>>27066264
you messed up the order
>>27066256
Yeah, I probably should have, but I thought it was easy and I could finish it without help, turns out having no social skills means you have no idea what to do those situations
>>27066264
where's that from lad?
looks delish
>>27066379
Made it myself lad, it was proper tasty. Bought the ingredients from aldi
>>27061590
*sigh* spastics insulting spastics.
>>27066410
teach me senpai
oce
I just sneezed and it actually smells like shit
>>27062245
I wish those waifu cunts would fucking die desu.
>>27066204
how are you even supposed to eat that cunt
>>27066420
Pop the burger in the pan with two slices of bacon, while you're doing that, bang the camanbert in the oven, leave both for like 10 mins
Pop the bun in the toaster for a min, then put your fake cheese on both buns, add sauce to both cheeses too, then put some lettuce and gherkins on the top one.
Then camabert on the bottom bun, then burger, then bacon, then top bun.
Simples
>>27066472
There aren't any on /brit/, off you trot normie swine
>>27066629
The waifu homosluts are confirmed normies
>>27066655
Not every waifulad is Junlad you know
>>27066705
>>27066705
>>27066705
>>27066705
okay, so i made the new thread, but i don't have the updated thread image. anyway, i hope this is alright.
>>27066694
They are and they encourage him.
the "post waifu"ers are shitters. regular anime posting is fine
>>27066728
Can't we all just get along?
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