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Hannah, queen of /britfeel/ edition
Reminder that you are not supposed to wash off shower gel.
>>27056170
Off to work in a bit. Have been paid today and going for Steak after work. You all could be just like me.
>>27056398
Jesus Fuckin Christ what the fuck is that shit? Is that supposed to be food? Goddammit bongs get your shit together fuck
>>27056378
That stuff will sting your cock
>>27056537
Looks like some sort of northern goblin food
>>27056398
Please teach me senpai!
original bodiginal
>>27056398
How is that even considered food?
Why is /britfeel/ dying overnight now? Did mummy make the NEETs get a job?
>tfw I was born stupid and ugly
>not but stupid enough so that I would be completely unaware of how stupid and ugly I am
why for fucks sake, can't I just be a complete braindead retard and not have to worry about these thoughts?
>>27056170
>worst op picture - flags are shit edition
>>27056378
stale gimmick
>>27057050
The animu fags drove most people away
>>27056537
shut up you stupid yank cunt
NO ANIME FAGS EDITION
NO TILDE ANON THE FAG EDITION
>>27057050
waifuposting murdered it
>>27057312
DO NOT MENTION HE WHO SHALL NOT BE YOU'D
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CHAT SHIT
POST WAIFU
>tfw enjoy anime posting but the fuccccboipucci "lol I'm such a broken human being" weebshitters grew on the /britfeel/ community like a tumor
This is not what I wanted and feel ashamed to be part of the problem
>>27057446
Posting
>>27057446
>tfw no taytay gf
>>27057543
I had a dream yesterday that I was at an art gallery and taylor and all her supermodel friends knocked some magazines out of my hands and made fun of me as I had to pick them up off the ground
>>27057529
There is no issue with using pictures of your waifu as reaction images or talking about watching anime. The issue arises from normies squatting and erping on our threads
The girls arn't the problem. The bumboy normie brigade is the problem
>>27057446
Ohana means family
>>27057446
Post her pits
>>27057802
best i've got senpai
>>27057446
LAUREN
A
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N
For the love of Lauren, this is original
>>27057971
CHVRCHES confirmed official /britfeel/ band
Claim your musicfu. Bong grills only.
Claiming Ritzy
>>27058019
Lauren claimed, but I'm happy to share with the other chvrchbro
>>27058003
It is settled then. Lauren is the official
/britfeel/ waifu
>>27058003
I think this is a very good choice.
>>27058019
I think that ellie is pretty fit
>>27057446
>his waifu is an uppity SJW
why?
>>27058106
Once lauren smiles at you live, you don't love another woman, anon.
>>27058072
I've met ellie and she smelt lovely.
>>27058148
Are you bent?
>>27057948
looks hot but I need some hq desu
>search lavren pits/axilla
>no results
fucking lavren fans
>>27058223
I think that's from the Leave a Trace music video. Could try watching that in 1080p?
>>27058163
No mate
This is original, robocop
>remember I'm a virgin
>feel bad
>>remember I'm a kissless virgin
>feel fucking awful
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
POST CHOONS LADS
I keep having fantasies about being a girl and getting fucked by a dude. I was trying to find some reverse POV porn last night. Is it gay?
Lads, I'm gonna make an official /britfeel/ playlist.
Can you provide me with some recommendations for what to put on it? I'm gonna work something out over the next couple of days.
>>27058432
Golden Brown
Ghost Town
>>27058432
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E
Kanye - black skinhead
Anything by CHVRCHES
Electric six - GAY BAR
>>27058338
>remember that you have no aids
>feel good
>remember that you have no herpes
>feel super good
>remember that you do not spend your money on girls
>feel great
>remember that you do not spend you time on girls
>feel fantastic
>>27058432
https://youtu.be/mLRjFWDGs1g
>>27058432
Headless horseman - the microphones
>>27058480
>remember you have no gf
>feels bad man
>>27058432
Maybe Bloc Party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNeVJDWIVvE
Or if you're looking for something older
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
>>27058635
I'm open to anything. I'm hoping to get a load of recommendations, then I'm going to find a way to make a quality list from them.
>>27058432
Leonard Cohen - Dress Rehearsal Rag
Nick Drake - Hazey Jane II
Neil Young - Out on the Weekend
The Kinks - Shangri-La
Richard Hawley - Leave Your Body Behind You
t. unashamed dadrock fan
>>27058820
OH SHIT
and Jackson C Frank - I Want To Be Alone
for real robot music
>>27057446
Wake up, late again
>>27058820
A bit of Dire Straits or solo Mark Knopfler would be good additions as well.
>>27058432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE
>>27058902
Never really got into his music, even with Dire Straits
Any good entry level recommendations for a brother?
>>27057288
>>27057346
>tfw destroying r9k from the inside
I'm in education and just RP as a NEET here too.
>>27058950
What does your gf think of that?
>>27059017
>implying I have a gf
>implying I'd tell her about all the un-normie shit like MLP and shitposting on Micronesian carpet boards. Some things just aren't what grills understand anon.
I've had this week off and I've just sat here doing fuck all, what should I do with my remaining few days guys?
>>27058072
>claiming a jew
>>27059076
play games and beat your wank record. then pop the shops for a big bottle of cider and play some games get hammered have a dance round your room.
>>27058931
Depends on your taste, brother. His solo work is more acoustic folk.
My favourite Dire Straits album is Communique which is a pretty good listen all the way through imo.
For his solo work you could check out a couple of his songs to see if you like that kind of thing. Try Redbud Tree and Privateering.
I like all of his work but some people just don't like it.
>>27059076
Go see a hooker lad. No Romanians though
>>27059088
>jew meme
>Hitler dubs
Checked family
>>27058950
Fuck off juncunt
>buy item off ebay for 200 quid
>buy it now, use paypal
>seller contacts me to see if I'm interested in meeting up and exchanging money in person and splitting the ebay fee savings
>decline, since I can't drive and it sounds a bit dodgy
>he offers to come to my house so I can inspect the goods in person and save a bit of money
Is he trying to scam/murder me?
>>27057446
Might as well contribute to the downfall of /britfeel/ society I guess.
>>27059133
>Inviting random strangers on the internet to your own house
What do you think, anon? I don't think he's after cheeky banter.
>>27059092
>Communique
My African American, most underrated DS album. As for solo Knopfler I recommend the Local Hero soundtrack
>>27059091
Have you installed a camera in my house?
That's exactly what I have been doing, word for word. Feels like a waste.
>>27059133
He's going to stick that anime figure in your ear canal.
>>27059160
>>27059133
Ask him to meet infront of a police station. If he backs down then he wanted to bum you
>I missed the chance of teen love
>I will never slay and nut inside prime teen pussy bareback
>Cant afford rent. Going to have to ask the parents for financial help.
>why not move back in with us anon? It's rent free
I'm here because it's not in the countryside and I have at least a chance of getting a 2nd part time job here. I'm trying I really am
>>27059244
>2 part time jobs
What the fuck are you doing la
>The neighbour woman has put her screaming kid in the garden
I'm sure I was never this bad, the kids are shouting and screaming fucking constantly. Can't she stick him in front of the TV to shut him up.
>>27059162
Agreed, brother. I fucking love Mark Knopfler. Such a great guitarist, too. I can't get enough of him.
>wake up after sleeping on the floor for 14hours
>now sat listenting to old WoW music thinking back to a time where I could at least drown my thoughts out by playing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do5s0MQvF9s
>>27059296
You realise sleeping too much can be just as bad as not sleeping enough?
>>27059281
My best, that's all.
>>27059303
i am aware yes but I really don't want to be awake
2hours of it was laying down awake with all my failures and memories falling down on me like torrential rain
>>27057446
Posting.
What's everyone up to this morning?
>>27059336
That's probably not helping you mate. You need to find a thing to get up for that distracts you from your failures
Fuck dog has sprouted, he's got huge
>>27059303
Is this why I woke up with a massive headache the other day after sleeping for 22 hours?
>>27059481
>tfw will never come round anons house and pet the dog
fuck
>>27057446
Alright lads. Working on a secret project right now. Very hush hush, can't leak the details.
>>27059450
Fucking your waifu in the arse
>>27059481
Was wondering when we'd get an update on nigel
How's he doing anon?
>>27059560
Please lad, that's not on.
>>27059569
He's 10 weeks now and like the size of a beagle
Just had his second set of injections, so in a week we can walk him properly without him catching aids from a puddle or anything, pretty excited desu
>>27059578
Arse to mouth, the fucking lot. The filthy slag.
>>27059593
You going to take him on big walks? I enjoy taking my dogs to the woods or up around tarns. Gotta watch for ticks though
Guys, how do I do big cums?
>>27059686
Ask mummy to make cummy
subway for dinner lads
called in sick to work all week, get a slice of the neet back desu
>>27059686
my letting me suck your dick
>>27059692
She said that's only for good boys that wipe their bums.
>>27059092
>>27059162
Thanks for the recommendations, lads, and sorry for the late response.
Will have a listen when I get back from myunpaid jobthis afternoon.
Any Unitarians ITT?
Might start going to services again.
So is the division any good?
Just picked up my dad from the opticians, turns out he's gone blind in one eye.
Since I'm a bit of a spaz I had no idea what to say really. I'm kind of worried about him since he lives on his own and always goes on about being lonely and bored.
If he loses his vision he is literally fucked.
>>27059885
It's okay, not really played too much of it but it's fun and sometimes stressful because of bullet sponging
If you have friends to play it with then buy it
>>27059885
Nope, it's a pile of shit cash grab.
People say it's fun to play with other people but pretty much anything is fun with other people. I've played some absolute trash games and had a right laugh because I was playing with others.
>>27057446
Got myself TWO packs of instant noodles today, quite the 800cal feast.
>>27059548is it pics of your sexy body?
>>27059450
not doing much, anime just arrived though! (akame ga kill limited edition, no game no life limited edition, garden of sinners dvd limited edition & Volume 1 & 2 of Mobile Suit Gundam the Origin Collectors Edition)
had to rearrange my anime stack because it was starting to lean
Suddenly got bad eye strain and a build up of pressure behind my ears and forehead.
Am i dying lads?
>live with my dad
>whenever we make something to eat we only use a couple of plates and the odd pan
>takes about 5 minutes to wash them all and dry them
>good little system, nice and comfy
>whenever his girlfriend comes over she is passive aggressive as fuck towards me
>she always cooks a shit meal and somehow uses at least 6 plates, 5 pans, 20 pieces of cutlery, 2 chopping boards, a bunch of drinking glasses, the measuring jug, frying pan etc.
>I have to wash them up and it takes like half an hour
How is it even possible? She made a Shepherd's Pie last night and somehow used every fucking plate we have. We have 8 dinner plates and there's only 3 of us. What the fuck was she using the other 5 for?
Anyway I hate her. She works at a pharmacy handing out pills to smackheads and acts all high and mighty as if she's Florence fucking Nightingale saving the masses.
I wouldn't care if I was a NEET and freeloading off my dad but I don't. I'm only 21, I pay my dad money each week and I have a job, she speaks to me like I'm scum.
>>27060267
speak to your dad about it
>Get offered a job
Great
>Subject to references
Shit
All my previous jobs I've left without notice because I've been horribly depressed. I don't see how I could get a decent reference.
>>27060267
just rape her m8
>>27060371
I left my last job because I had drunk sex with a girl, asked her to go out with me, she said no, so I photoshopped her head onto a load of porn and sent it to random people.
Still got a good reference.
I started watching Doctor Tumblr because i'm bored. Are people really afraid of Daleks? They're so cute.
>>27059163
yes
oriigugnunun
>>27060267
She sees ypu as the enemy, you and your dad probably have a food relationship and girls dont like that. Its them or no one. (or her kids/their kids) you are the product of another woman and in womens mung logic you are a reminder of your mum and your dad will run back to her because you somehow exist. Women mate, not even once.
I had a gf for 2 years, really happy. Then she told.me i had to stop hanging out with mates. (two sundays a month wed gp to the pub, that was all the time i spent with mates and she told.me to stop.) so i left.
>>27060267
>>27060361
Yeah mate just speak to your dad about it. Do you live up north?
>10 week old pup
Gf for size reference
He's gonna be a big fucking dog isn't he
Can nigel the pupper be added to the OP image (possibly also the other doggo and the birdlad)? He's like the thread mascot anyway and everyone likes him i think.
>>27060517
Yes, considering he covers so much of that gross hamplanet.
>>27060517
kill yourself for the love of god
>>27060456
I feel youve told britfeels this stoey before. If i remember correctly you had a hr meeting, you would have been fine, but then you did that.
>>27060520
Is there a good clear image of him?
>>27060517
>gf
>ring on her wedding finger
Uh oh
>>27060517
Aww he's so cute
Just a daily reminder that you are all a bunch of boring faggots talking about mundane shit like just had a fish n chips lads have you ever had a fish and a chip before? I hate all of you
>>27060541
Pretty much, yeah.
She deserved it.
>>27060552
>i hate all of you so i must post in your thread
Sure thing m8, you love it here.
>>27060547
Its his mum.
>>27060547
It's just a normal ring
>>27060548
Thanks anon
>>27060536
Rude
>>27060561
Fuck bitches mate.
I had to get called into a meeting because a giy groped a girl at work and a few of us joked hed be perfect for nightshift (he was dayshift) turns out that kind of banter upset some delicate cunts ears.
>depressed for a week when football team lose
>illusion of happiness when they win
>tfw my emotional state is tied to the endeavors of something as trivial as a sports team
>>27060603
pretty much the same as me man, except my team never wins
how's pardew btw? :^)
>>27060603
nice kit Tbf
>>27060609
Love the guy, but teams have got the whole setup figured out now and he doesn't really have a plan past 'play deep and hope a forward pulls off some magic', if we don't win the cup I feel like he has to go in the summer.
>>27060630
well, cant say southampton, west ham and newcastle fans didn't warn you
>>27060630
>no idea about football
>literally speaking alien to me
Is it too late to get into football at 22 lads? I literally don't know the first thing about supporting it. Used to play it but I don't know any players etc
>>27060603
I had to stop.watching football after my team just fuxking shat the bed for 4 years straight (after winning the league cup).
I use to go every weekend, now i thubk i caufht maybe 3 games on tv. I just acant do it senpai.
>>27060674
wigan?
pompey?
>>27060665
I got into football at 21. Resisted for most of my life until I finally caved in and started watching with my dad, ended up loving it, only problem is I'm stuck supporting the team he is now.
>>27060665
Nust jump in. Its not hard to follow. Read the sports pages. Youll getall the big players easy enough. Also sky sports news is 90% fitba news.
>>27060641
Don't get me wrong, I've never seen him as anything more than an average manager, but we were 18th when he came in last year and we finished 10th, can't thank him enough for saving us from the mess Warnock put us in.
>>27060665
Not too late at all, just pick your nearest team in the top 3 or 4 leagues or whoever your Dad supports, just start watching whenever, if you're into gaming just grab a copy of FIFA and play that for a bit, you'll come to grips with it.
>>27060588
Fucking hell.
Prior to that incident, I worked in an office full of girls, and because I was a super awkward autist, they all loved me because I'd give them really deadpan straight answers about their problems. Like, they all knew this, they were all fine with me being a weirdo because they got that it was kind of how I work. One day, one of the girls came in to pick up a letter or something, and she had these fucking banging leather trousers on. So she's asked me if they suit her, so I just go "Yeah, your arse looks great".
Some fucking mental cunt from another department overheard it and reported me for sexual harassment, for fucks sake.
>>27060695
>telling him to play FIFA
>not FM
kys
>>27060665
Piss easy lad. You'll probably want to support a Premier League team, because they get the best coverage.
Where you based in the country? I'll do a quick write up on your nearest teams.
lads there's an event being streamed in 9 hours that i'm so emotionally invested in and want to watch so badly but i live in the sticks and my internet can only stream in 360p
i'm thinking of booking a few nights at a hotel but then i've heard some hotels internets can be unreliable
any advice?
or if anyone in the south west would let me just chill at there's i could provide a few crates of beers and some snacks
>>27060695
Nobody I know likes football, family or friends, was never exposed to it when I was young. Just Google local team, apparently they're shit.
Pick a team for me to support lads
>>27060717
*In 9 DAYS
not hours
>>27060688
>be scottish
>been a magpie since i was old enough to get football
>first fitba match with dad was newcastle v man utd when they beat fergies team 5-0.
>tfw junior magpie member and got to meet ginola, shearer, keegan, Gillespie, etc. Great times.
>>27060709
FIFA is more accessible if you don't know about the sport.
>>27060745
>fitba
fuck off talking like an autist
>>27060665
If you want to get into it then I suggest supporting one of the meme teams like Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea since they get the most coverage and arguably the most popular.
>>27060517
>gf
Just go already.
>>27058019
Claiming hannah reid
>>27060267
>go to my father's for christmas
>father spends 5 hours making christmas dinner, which is always really good
>stepmother is in a huff, eats like 1 potato and says "I'm done"
>goes into her bedroom for like an hour
God I hate that fucking bitch.
>>27060745
>tfw benitez is becoming manager
>>27060972
Rafa will make usa mid table twam like every manager in the lst 20 years.
>>27061044
ill accept that and hope that we might have a good cup run as well
>>27060952
>>father spends 5 hours making christmas dinner, which is always really good
>>stepmother is in a huff, eats like 1 potato and says "I'm done"
WHAT THE FUCK
So I got a letter from my local council asking me about my current living situation and what I want to do with my life.
What should I do? It says stuff like 'Why have you not gotten a job?/gone on to further education?' and one of the options is 'Depression/anxiety'. Should I answer it? I just know im going to be dragged into a meeting with a stranger just to remind me how useless I am.
>>27061051
Beats being in relagation zone for sure.
I hope rafa cpmes and sprts the team out. Weve got okay players, just shit decisions.
>>27060674
Brum?
07-78696689655-
>>27061084
Just tick that. Also, they wont toss you out if you pay rent. You dont havw to even reply, fuck them asking that shite.
>>27061060
maybe she's worried about her weight, I've done dumb things because of that before
>>27061127
I live with my parents, I think they are worried about me because I don't do anything, but the thought of having a job or going to university gives me a feeling of dread. That's why I don't really know how to approach this situation.
>>27060517
He's cute and he's going to be pretty big. You shouldn't have admitted to being normie though lad.
We all thought we were mates.
>>27060517
fucking normie fuck or normie twat with your walking shit machine dickhead cunt
Got a job at HMV and moved into Chinese GFs place. Holy shit I didn't know life could be this comfy. Seriously, try it.
>>27060698
Reported you because she was jealous. Women are much nastier to other women
>>27061260
good for you anon, I hope I can escape the neet life one day
>>27060732
What is it lad?
Robut no but
>>27061162
Just seema a weird thing theyd send out.
My landlord called me today about him getting a call for a reference, but i had no idea what he was kn about and he was like "if you want to move house its fine, just give us notice" and i had no odea what he was on about but he must have thought i was lying because he kept goinf on. So i called the company and turns out it was an the previous tenant.
>tfw landlord is an incompetent fool.
>>27061297
I was very close to leaving the country.
>>27061346
oh why?
>>27061260
why are you here
NORMIE SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27060520
>>27060517
Got that picture of him sat looking at the camera(or a better one like him playing with his cushion)? I'll trace it in a wojak/pepe style when i get home
Just got back from Cardiff. Why are there so many fit slags in Cardiff? Must be the pussy capital of the UK.
>>27061260
How did you get Chinese GF? Is she native Chinese? All native Chinese here only mix with other Chinese, don't speak to whiteys.
>tfw almost normie
>work
>get on well with workmates
>engaged to a decent girl
>live with said girl
>havw money to waste on vidya, clotges, comics etc
Sadly
>tfw no socialisng outsode of work
>tfw best friend always does stuff with his gfand her bestie and her besties bf but never invites me or my gf
>depressed all the time
>dress like a lad (fcuk, crosshatch, lyle and scott, fred perry)
Also, new one but still counts
>I cant get no sleep.
Fucking insomnia kicked in after months of nothing but sleeping.
>>27061260
>got a job at Tesco
>moving in with euro gf
>still want to end it all
I don't want to be a normie wageslave I just want to be a comfy NEET sat at home getting drunk every day and playing vidya.
>>27061459
>>tfw almost normie
>almost
>>27061459
Fucking phones make me look like a retard.
>>27061162
kek why would the council give a toss about you?
>>27061297
failed normies are the worst
>>27061476
Mate, there is more to normie life that work and gf.
>tfw want to know what its like to have friends qho wanr to hang out with you.
>>27061459
>>tfw almost normie
>>engaged to a decent girl
>>live with said girl
>>27061472
>>moving in with euro gf
NORMIES MAKE ME SICK REEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>27061501
I'm hardly a normie I just realize that if I keep living as I have been then I'm going to kill myself really soon
>>27061536
I said you're a failed normie. As in someone who wants to be a normie
And you'll kill yourself if you have to work 40 hours a week doing tedious as fuck shit.
>>27061449
Native Chinese. Met her on a dating website. Her parents bought her a house and she has a masters degree. I'm pretty much set on comfy mode if we get married (which she has been insisting on, but I have been delaying). She has a permanent residency, so she isn't using me for that.
I don't even need a job. She is happy if I clean the dishes and go to bed at the same time as her.
Beats living off bennies and committing housing fraud.
>>27061549
I die either way, I wish I could just become a housewife >,<
>>27061578
Literally kill yourself roastie
Had a job interview today and have a trial shift tomorrow, bricking it in case I fuck up.
Really want to be a wagecuck
>>27061572
Does she make you go to bed at 7pm
What's it like being a slave to a Chinese?
>>27061472
>>got a job at Tesco
I can imagine that being hell. Working part time in a record store talking about films all day is ideal for my life. Can't even name a single popular album released this year. Only part time too, which helps.
Just heard that my past oneitis got dp'd when at uni.
Wew lad
>>27061594
What sort of job? What place?
Remember they're aware that this will be your first time doing it.
>>27061619
It's for a customer adviser role at a small computer repair shop. They repair computers, smartphones, etc but I don't think I'd be doing that as much as finding out what the problem is, logging it and giving it to the technicians.
It seemed quite comfy when I applied but the boss really made it sound quite hard during the interview, which I hope was just scare tactics.
>mfw salary masterrace
>>27061604
>What's it like being a slave to a Chinese?
She does nag occasionally. But if it gets out of hand I smash something and she gets scared. Then she comes up to me all apologetic later and cuddles. Can't really complain considering I live rent free and don't pay the bills.
>>27061614
>dp'd
What does that mean mate?
>>27060603
what do palace fans think of ward
pompey here btw
>>27061693
2 dicks one hole.
>>27061693
took 2 different chads in her roast at the same time
>>27061655
>mfw you have to work 2 days this year for free
>>27061718
>>27061728
What a slut. Her axe wound must be fucking huge. Wouldn't it be gay if you did that with a m8 and your dicks rubbed together?
>>27061674
Do you actually like her or are you just in it for the free ride?
>>27061693
She got Shoryuken'd lad.
>>27061614
Post pics. I want to see the eyes of a whore that isn't my own mother.
>>27061772
>Do you actually like her or are you just in it for the free ride?
Yeah we have a good life together. But I kind of wanted to move to Brazil someday and marry a younger woman. She's only a couple of years younger than me. But that's fine.
>>27061572
Wow mate you are actually living the dream. This sounds amazing. I am so jealous. Is she qt?
>>27061379
Sorry lad didn't see this, you mean this one?
>>27061205
And I'm sorry lad, if it makes you feel any better I'm not normal at all, I just somehow managed to find a girl as awkward as me
>>27060603
'Sup Nigel?
Fuck sake lads really need to add mass to my calves before summer or else I won't be able to wear shorts
>tfw shit calf genetics
>>27061892
>two (You)s one reply
:^)
That picture is good but maybe one of him holding it or one without his dick out?
If you have pictures of that
Can we get a pic of nigel the dog in the OP image please
Running low on memes so far this year due to gayposting and waifufagging
>>27061892
>posting nudes of your pupper
you're not right in the head lad
>moyes>moyes
>>27061959
I agree Nigel should be in the OP image because eh is a pretty cool guy
>>27061959
nah you're alright
who gives a toss about some random normie's shit breeder dog?
>>27061973
>Torres>Torres
>>27062003
>who gives a toss about some random normie's shit breeder dog?
I give a toss senpai
Color
Armor
Fuck sake, for the last month I get at least one call a day asking for Scott Morgan, which isn't close to my name apart from the initials. My last name begins with a Mc dammit. I hate Scott Morgan for doing this to me.
>>27061913
Calf raise 4 times a week. 5 sets of 20.
I hade sgit calfs but dod calfs at the wnd of every gym sesh, (upper lower routine ulxulxx)
>>27061959
>>27061982
>>27062003
I just scrolled up the thread and see Nigel with the faggot owners "gf" (probs his sister considering the ring) but still I retract my statement Nigel can run in front of a bus
>>27062043
Could you just fuck off until you get a new keyboard please lad, it's like you're typing in Welsh.
>>27061924
Only saw the thumbnail, didn't even notice his dick, woops.
Sleepy pup works?
I'm a bit concerned lads.
The other day I was thinking about when I was younger and I remembered a disturbing event.
From what I can recall I once asked my older brother to lie on top of me and hump me (clothes on) and he did it. I was 7 or 8 at the time and he's 3 years older so we were quite young.
I've only got one memory of this happening so I'm pretty sure it was a one off but it just seems a bit weird.
Is this fairly common?
Does anyone else remember weird shit they did when they were younger?
>>27062094
I know dogs do this to assert their dominance.
are you a dog?
>>27062068
Phones mate. Not even once.
>>27062094
No, I only remember a girl trying to hypnotize a load of us when I was about 8 or so, and it gave me a boner.
I think you're a gay paedo.
>>27062094
>I once asked my older brother to lie on top of me and hump me (clothes on) and he did it
the absolute madman
But yeah, don't worry anon weird semi-incesty shit like that is surprisingly commonright guys?
>>27062108
kek
>>27062085
Awww he looks like he wants a hug
>>27062094
that's pretty gay pham
to answer your question yes but I never really did anything gay like that
>>27062043
Seated or standing?
Dumbell or barbell?
Do you do them off an edge or platform?
I've tried loads of variations maybe I'll increase the volume to the 20+ range
>>27062048
Why are you jealous of his gf? She is literally fat.
Cute dog doe
>>27062048
pretty much agree with you mate, its ruined everything
![On_internet_nobody_knows_you_re_a_dog_Nobody_Img01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bzYPIN0.jpg "On_internet_nobody_knows_you_re_a_dog_Nobody_Img01[1].jpg")
>>27062108
cant even blank post anymore
>>27062166
Sorry lads, didn't mean to cause any fuss, just liked posting pictures of my dog
I'll stop with the nigel pics and slink back into anon status
so lads, how's your waifus or whatever?
>>27062142
Standing. And just flat. Point your feet to 1 oclock.
Low reps dont work calfs mate. Or they might but most people recommend high reps. Your calfs can take it.
>>27062142
Also barbell, but if you domt have a squat rack db will do.
Lads I think I'm in trouble. I was just wrestling with my little brother and we were doing moves to eachother (he's littler than me, so he can't do much), but I wanted to give him a Piledriver and accidentally drove his head down. The problem is that while I picked him up for a Piledriver I had a boner, and when I brought him down his head spiked my penis and sandwiched it with the ground. I may go to the hospital later, cause i'm really hurt, but my mum isn't home yet with a car...My brother is fine though, which is the most important thing.
Going to get my haircut at 5:15. Wish me luck lads.
>>27062185
Don't let them bully you into stopping posting the cute dog. They are just jelly bellys. They probably post anime and are jealous because people already care more about your dog than their waifus.
>>27062193
>>27062204
Cheers laddo, there might be hope for me yet
Also been doing hill sprints as part of my cardio I hear they're good for building calves too
>>27062236
>not shaving it all off yourself and avoiding people and spending money
>>27062245
>>27061959
>>27062048
Yeah nah, fuck off mate
>>27062185
>>27062245
I concur - let petposting commence.
RIP Smudge
Just lost my virginity lads. It was alright
>>27062307
Well done lad. Wasn't that big a deal, was it.
>>27062265
Wish you luck with your calfs.
Having some.homemade soup lads, so good.
OFFICIAL PET POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7044053
>>27062307
How big was he, did it hurt?
>>27062094
I don't think it's normal, but it seems to be more common than you'd expect.
I'm in no position to criticise anyway.
I used my mum's tights and underwear to have a wank on several occasions when I was a horny teenager. Afterwards I would rinse them under a tap and put them back in her drawer. It wasn't incestual, I just liked the feel.
I've apologised to her several times for 'any weird stuff I did when I was younger' but she's just looks at me blankly. Please kill me.
>>27062185
Keep posting nigel mate. Its just the normie reee meme
We all still like nigel
>>27062327
Not a paki but hate dugs so much id rather be a paki.
>>27062363
>I've apologised to her several times for 'any weird stuff I did when I was younger
What the fuck did you do that shit for?
REPRESS AND MOVE ON
>>27057446
Is bonsai really gone for good lads? I need that style of posting to keep me sane.
