Nice Cologne
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Hey robots
Which cologne/aftershave do you use? Can you please recommend me some, as I use pic related, and I feel like I need some change.
>joop
i used that in like 2005 when i was a little kid, lmao.
>>27055971
>Which cologne/aftershave do you use
dick sweat
I've only had a few brands, but with this one I can seldom ever leave the house without a girl saying to me "you smell nice."
>>27056002
Forgot image
originallo
>>27055971
Took me 2 years to find the Cologne that works for every occasion.
I've never worn cologne before, I think it all smells fucking nasty as shit
Could not possibly wear that stuff and not scowl the entire day from the scent of liquid musk rising from my body
>>27055971
Why the fuck would i wear cologne? you some kinda faggot or something?
I use bodywash and get told i smell nice. and don't think you will get compliments from strangers.
>>27056025
Tommy Bahama Set Sail St Barts
>>27056048
You need to invest time and money into finding the right one
>>27056025
>KNIGHTVOMITINGTHROUGHHELMET.JPG
that lime opener is 10/10, i'll be honest. but the drydown smells like a stank church lady. overall 4/10
>>27056075
but like
why?
Where do you think we are?
What makes you think im going to constantly buy nasty smelling shit for other people's minor whiffs as you pass by?
>>27055971
inb4 axe body spray
>wearing cologne or deoderant or using shaving cream/aftershave
kek, i shower once a week which gets rid of the bad smells and then my body develops a natural scent which is better than harsh chemicals that fags like you use.
>>27056194
>or deoderan
Try keep your bait on the down low, fatty.
>>27056202
deoderant has cancer causing chemicals
Girls lose their shit over this, no joke. Only cologne I've ever repurchased.
>>27055984
Well it's cheap, and I was looking for new cologne?
>>27056317
>Deodorant causes cancer, trust me I know! I read it on CNN Health!
>>27056356
Anyone else used this? Also how much did you get it for?
>>27056356
>tfw you wore this and got multiple compliments
>had an allergic reaction starting 45 mins in and you start sneezing uncontrollably
life is hellish torture
>>27056356
>Girls lose their shit over this,
No they don't, that cologne is over-rated, over-used and smells like toilet freshener. One of the purposes of wearing cologne besides smelling "nice" is smelling different.
After research, it costs $80 for their cheapest one, $110 for middle one and $1'100 for their best one. This is all on ebay. Tyvm 4 that will consider, people tend to like it.
Just go to a flea market and get immitation cologne of real brands. Smells the same and cost 1/10th the price.
>>27056384
It's not cheap - I got it at Sephora for maybe $60 or so. You can prob get it online for less, but watch out for scams, fake bootleg cologne is a huge thing.
It's almost bizarre how many girls would comment. I even had one girl turn to her boyfriend and say "Why don't you smell like this??"
The funny thing it's not personally my favorite cologne. It smells good to me but nothing crazy. I LOVE how Hanae Mori smells (pic related), but a girl has NEVER commented on it when I've worn it.
Last amusing note, lots of girls have commented on Bod, that shitty spray they sell in drug stores shaped like a tiny windex bottle. I love telling them it's Bod and watching them get embarrassed by their pleb taste.
Ferrari black
>>27056430
Like I said in my last post, it's not my favorite. But my experience has been what I said. It's popular for a reason. Yea, I prefer to smell different - like I said, Hanae Mori is my favorite - but facts are facts, and I'm just answering OP's question.
Bleu de Chanel
Smells great
>>27056469
>It's not cheap - I got it at Sephora for maybe $60 or so. You can prob get it online for less, but watch out for scams, fake bootleg cologne is a huge thing.
No it's not expensive, they cost up to 40$ for a brand new bottle, because it's old.
>It's almost bizarre how many girls would comment. I even had one girl turn to her boyfriend and say "Why don't you smell like this??"
>The funny thing it's not personally my favorite cologne. It smells good to me but nothing crazy. I LOVE how Hanae Mori smells (pic related), but a girl has NEVER commented on it when I've worn it.
I'm legitimately laughing at you trying to sucker someone in to buy that air freshener by lying and pretending like he will get random girl to compliment him. I bet your ass gets jealous from the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth.
OP getting complimented by strangers is very rare, ask anyone with a brain and someone that does not post on r9k. Everyone will tell you the same thing.
Visit cologne forums too, you will see the same exact thing and that they might only get compliments from someone they are fucking, met at a club and are hugging / kissing, etc..
>>27056504
Neck yourself and your horrid advice.
>>27056514
That is the most generic smelling Cologne ever, my dad wears iylt, that would be weird
>>27056504
Joop smells unique in the college (AU) environment that I am in
>>27056548
>Joop smells unique in the college (AU) environment that I am in
I'm Australian and the same poster who used it in 2005 when i was a child, you smell like a school kid. You can buy joop in a can at coles and Woolworths you dumb shit.
You don't smell "unique".
Sorry tagged wrong person
the greatest cologne ive ever had
>>27056561
It's unique, cause everyone else wears Rexona deodorant in Tasmania. It smells fine, I just need a change
>>27056527
Yes, I love to lie on an anonymous message board. It's so rewarding.
Since you're so interested in me, I'll give you the details - I'm in porn, so I have lots of opportunities to be in close physical proximity to girls. Smelling nice is absolutely essential, it's not just someone one does in a try hard effort to be sophisticated or whatever idiocy you're doing. It's part of the job.
You're a sad little man.
>>27056129
The why is why I have a gf and 99% of /r9k/ doesn't. Put some effort into yourself man. You can do this, I believe in you. You can get some relatively cheap cologne, just need to find one that compliments you and don't go overboard on it.
>>27056588
You are not unique you retard, you smell like a teenager in high-school. Jeer is what we all used after PE which is basically Joop but in a can.
That and lynx smell same and synthetic.
>>27056598
>It's almost bizarre how many girls would comment. I even had one girl turn to her boyfriend and say "Why don't you smell like this??"
Please child, work on your lies, you're pathetic. I knew you were full of shit the instant you opened your slack jawed mouth.
>>27056129
I have heard girls say multiple times that a guy is 10 times more attractive when he smells of nice cologne
>>27056646
make up on a pig is still a pig.
Save that quote and stick it beside your monitor.
>>27056622
Been in the game for years. Now you can say you've met the coolest person on r9k, you're so lucky anon, you're welcome :^)
>>27056602
>Cologne is the sole reason I have a GF
Holy shit, you fucking guru. maybe one day I can ascend to your plane of existence.Also I like dudes, faggot
>>27056646
I can't possibly see how. Even the cologne that I think smells 'tolerable' is only due to it not making me want to puke if I catch more than a hint of it.
![nd.2056[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C12yteg.jpg "nd.2056[1].jpg")
I've never gone wrong wearing The One. I've also received a lot of compliments from wearing YSL La Nuit, Burberry London, and Dior Homme Intense. I'm thinking of going in a different direction and buying something that seems more "manly" but I worry since I'm a manlet it'll seem like I'm compensating (I'm considering purchasing either Chanel Antaeus or Chanel Pour Monsieur).
>>27056682
Are you trying to impress people on 4chan by showing some pathetic chat of some coal burner bimbo who litrelly sucks dick for a living? Holy shit you are pathetic. It also still proves nothing and that you have a slack jaw and you blow nothing but wind out of your asshole.
No one cares what some coal burner porn "actress" has to say about your toilet freshener cologne.
OP here. Thanks for the advice everyone! Appreciated
>>27056682
your wife's ugly af nigga
Using LA NUIT DE L'HOMME - YSL. I'm in love with this cologne, but I've got some doubts about applying it. Should I spray just once, twice?... Also, am I supposed to apply it on my clothes or my skin? Thanks in advance
>>27056718
>im using a cologne 90% of males use
>>27056700
Lol btfo, first you call me a liar, now you say it doesn't matter, when all I was doing was responding to OP's question. You can douse yourself with all the top-forum-ranked cologne in the world, you'll still be an angry sperg on an image board. Angry...about cologne preferences. Jesus.
>>27056684
Well news for ya, gay guys tend to like other well-groomed men. I didn't imply that cologne was the only reason (it isn't), but mindlessly bashing it down is a symptom of it. You just want to reject anything that might be 'normie'.
>>27056736
You tried to boast about you sucking up to some ugly as hell bimbo thinking it made what you said somehow legitimate. Please kill yourself you slack jawed monkey. No one on this board is a degenerate enough to get involved with a nigger lover, and someone that is ugly as fuck and hold up her "compliments" about your cologne as something worthy to boast about.
Pathetic.
>>27056753
Boast? No, I just said that I was around girls pretty often, because you challenged that with insults, so I described why I was in that position, and thought that I had some experience in the area. You continued to sperg about forum posts and write like an angry 14 year old (this board is 18 up by the way). No boasting whatsoever. I wasn't singling her out, you just called me a liar and I was refuting that.
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it? All those colognes you purchased may have had an ill effect on your brain - you might want to see a neurologist.
>>27056787
Please remove yourself from this board, you disgusting degenerate and stop whining.
>>27056787
>I wasn't singling her out, you just called me a liar and I was refuting that.
No one said anything about you not fucking some hideous as fuck porn star, you fucking deluded moron. Get some reading comprehension.
I get it though, reading comprehension isn't your strong suit, is it? All that semen you've taken down the throat from black men have had an ill effect on your brain - you might want to see a neurologist.
>>27056799
I'm really interested in you now. What's your life like? What sort of a person frequents cologne message boards and gets super mad about cologne suggestions? Please, I have to know.
It's for a school project. Honest.
>>27056832
You can tell who's losing an argument by the amount of smug reaction images they post.
>Claim to be a pornstar
>Post an old chat log from 2011 with some fat ugly porn-star
>Claim to be living da lyf
>Claim to be getting compliments left and right from wimmin
>yet i still post on r9k
this threads hilarious.
>>27056850
>Hey mom
>Look at me trying to shift the goal posts again
>Mom he's posting pepe frogs again
>>27056832
The fuck? Who the hell was talking about fucking anybody? God, you guys are triggered easier than SJWs. Did I invade your safe space?
>>27056873
Why do you continue to post here when reading comprehension seriously isn't your strong suits? It's seems your only strong suit is bending over and getting railed by niggers.
>>27056857
Too be fair, he just said "I work in porn, Ive gotten some compliments". No idea where you guys blew the whole thing up.
>>27056729
I guess, but could you please advise me?
>>27056908
Are you his pocket bitch, lad?
>>27056911
I ain't your lad, bro.
>>27056928
I'm surprised your master lets you talk out of line, if you were my bitch you'd be sucking my cock right now.
The only thing I use is this after I shave so I don't get any skin irritation. It has no scent, so you can use whatever cologne you might wear. I hate scented whatever, be it cologne, aftershave or deodorant. They just disgust me.
>>27056857
> I claimed I'm living the life
Again, you're retarded. I'm not and stared no such thing. The original idiot was flabbergasted that anyone could be in a situation where someone could or would receive frequent comments, complements or otherwise, on how they smelled. I described why I happened to be in this position. Politely, too. Then I got called a liar, and provided proof that I'm in the industry. It's old because I wouldn't want to post anything recent on an anonymous message board. Anything beyond that is your own twisted imagination.
The fact I had to explain this is what's pathetic. But no, post more reddit frogs, please.
Cologne raises a man's attractiveness up a whole point if it smells good to a woman.
So all you 5/10's can become 6/10's and the 2 point rule of girls out of your league means a 5/10 with the right cologne could get a 8/10 qt pie gf!!!
So many normies in this fucking thread
>>27056946
>>27056946
>HEY GUYS
>Look at me i work in porn LMAOOOO
>Guys i talk to women everyday it's my job
>Guys LOOK at these compliments from fat porn-stars I've received
>guyyYYYSS
>GUUUYYYSSS LOOK AT THIS CHAT LOG
>GUYYSSS PAT ATTENTION TO ME
How can you be such a faggot and still post on r9k? You're a loser m8.
>>27056938
>Not continuing the meme
>So far into NEEThood he actually takes these seriously
you tried
>>27056946
no one asked you to post things "about yourself and your job" you dumb phaggot.
>>27056966
> loses argument in a grand fashion
> keeps repeating the same thing
Let me guess, you're a PUA? Seriously, I'm curious. Tell me something about yourself.
Allure homme sport is literally goat fragrance
>>27056996
You're a loser m8, wearing cologne won't change the fact that you are mentally crippled and deranged.
>>27056964
>Someone makes a nice cologne thread
>Normies are the only ones who actually wear cologne
>NEETs fighting anything and everything they can
>Complain about normies
You brought this on yourself
>>27056993
You don't understand how conversations work, do you?
Look, you learned a lesson here today - you shouldn't always assume everything everyone says you disagree with is a lie. It makes for some pretty silly conversations. Take this newfound wisdom and apply it. I promise you'll be happier and mentally healthier.
>>27057016
You have 20+ boards to talk about your stupid normie shit. This 1 board is ours
>>27057025
>You don't understand how conversations work, do you?
I understand very well, and no one asked you about yourself or to list anything about what you do for a living (Taking cock). how pathetic must you be to come on r9k and try and boast here?
please kill yourself my man
>>27057003
Let's be honest, here - none of us know anything about each other. That's why it's an anonymous message board.
Why don't you let go of the anger? You'll feel better.
>>27057043
>Let's be honest, here - none of us know anything about each other. That's why it's an anonymous message board.
except you've told everyone a lot about yourself in her,e and the more i read your replies you spark me as nothing more but a gigantic fat, ugly, loser.
You're a loser m8y.
>>27057036
> boast
But you know that's not true. Why do you feel the need to lie on the Internet? What itch is that scratching for you?
>>27057056
a real normie wouldn't need to prove anything to someone online like you did with your 2011 chat log.
failed normie trash remove yourself and go back to tumblor.
>>27057053
So when called a liar, instead of provide proof, you just say, "Oh yeah!!" ?
I'm sorry anon, but this might be one of several reasons why you're a friendless NEET.
>>27057029
Yeah but it's all 4chan, I just like the website in general and tend to move around a bunch. It's fun meeting new people, I just figured Id throw my two cents about cologne, I'm also contributing to the tranny thread.
>>27057072
>So when called a liar, instead of provide proof, you just say, "Oh yeah!!" ?
No one called you a liar about taking cock and working in the porn industry. Reading comprehensions isn't you strong suit. You just felt like the need to "prove" to somebody because you're a loser.
m8.
>>27057064
Who said I'm a normie? I'm not by any means. Is straw-man your only mode of argument? That won't work in real life.
>>27057088
back to tumblr you go queer
you are not welcome here
>>27057081
>Please child, work on your lies, you're > pathetic. I knew you were full of shit the instant you opened your slack jawed mouth.
You can log off now.
>>27057064
> A real normie
Let me tell you, I've seen wild normies, hell I've been called a normie several times, and I'll tell you that normies do do that. They're more similar to you than you want to accept.
>>27057104
nope. a real normie wouldn't even be posting on such a board in the first place.
the guy is nothing more but a degenerate queer failed normie who could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
use this. if you can't get a grill to love you, at least don't smell like a sack of shit
>tfw you legit like the smell of patchouli
>>27057124
> still being this mad
Not even sure at what.
doesn't anyone else hate that "cologne" vibe?
why can't i have a cologne that doesn't smell musky or vetiver or spicy or woody at all? every fucking cologne has at least one of those
ffs musk and vetiver and spice and woody are NOT pleasant smells
>>27057128
>tfw i was the only one who posted this cologne on here every time a thread popped up
>clowns are now copying me
changing colognes asap
>>27057128
u smell like a fag
>>27057131
I'm pretty sure liking or hating patchouli is governed by a gene, like cilantro. It has to be. I love it but the people who hate it hate it with a passion.
>>27057140
>pulling the mad meme
>posting a le reaction face
did you post this with your gold 4chan account? kike.
>>27057155
> le 4chan gold meem
Spic.
>>27057142
My gf would argue that, she loves the musky smell. Everyone has their own things
>>27057177
>Hey mom
>Look at me deflect 4chan posts with my shield
>Select file
>Desktop
>New autism folder for autisms like myself
>Image.jpg
>Upload
damnimabadass.jpg
>>27057181
>My gf would argue that,
No one cares what some junkie normie has to say.
>>27057181
i have my own musk scent already
i don't need to smell like a beaver's sweaty asshole
>>27057187
> Spending all that time typing
Why? You're boring
>>27057191
You can try all the hatred you want, but I still love you. When you want to come back to the real world, we'll be here for you my prodigal son.
>>27057203
>> Spending all that time typing
Sorry, not all of us are overweight, it takes merely seconds unlike yourself where you have to type with your pinkie because it's the skinniest finger on your fat hand.
>>27057191
if you're not wearing cologne for a girlfriend, or just a girl, who are you wearing it for? Your poo in loo arranged marriage? Your gay lover? Your pony pillow?
>>27057202
Well if you've gotten close enough to smell a beaver's asshole you probably smell like that anyways.
>>27057230
Who said i wear it in the first place? those drugs are turning your brain into mush.
>>27057218
> now, fat jokes
You're the dane cook of r9k. Here's some material for your set
>>27057244
>Cologne
>Drugs
I think your NEETbux have turned your brain to mush
>>27057271
>dumbass literally took it that far out of context
hahahaha my sides
>>27057244
Anon, there's help for people like you. You just need to take the first steps.
>>27057298
Op, you got me. Guess I am just dumb. Never gonna show my face around here again. You hear that guys, the normies lost. Shucks.
>>27057304
Replying to my own post first : will he use the > hey mom greentext again? 50% chance I say
>>27057270
>>27057304
lol i cant believe this guy works in the porn industry. i bet hes that weird old guy.
>>27057143
Sure, you special little snowflake. Stealing the samples from the store is not the right thing to do, and Christian Dior only designed this cologne JUST FOR YOU. but unfortunately other people have their hands on it as well, oh no. Instead of changing colognes, maybe you should consider drinking them?
>>27056686
>>27057128
>Dior Homme Intense
Oh man I hated this one.
Just picked this up, doesn't last very long but at least it's not in your face.
Nigger i barely shower, let alone use aftershave or cologne.
Cool Water
Looking to switch it up, though.
Anyone try link related?
https://www.scentbird.com/men
![Kokorico-Perfume-by-Jean-Paul-Gaultier[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lvSKPRO.png "Kokorico-Perfume-by-Jean-Paul-Gaultier[1].png")
>>27055971
fuck you robot bloxxfwrzuedt
who here /oldfag/ and remembers this bad boy from high school
if I ever smell anyone wearing this, I'm instantly reminded of being bullied
>>27057382
why cant you normies be original? quit copying me norman.
feels good famalamas.
>>27057502
2 for $8 at Kmart after 12/25
>>27056718
Axe Anarchy. Same shit.
>>27057479
Sounds like knockoffs.
Hoop fag here too. That's my daily wear and customers love it. For a change I use Paco Rabane millionaire. My lady likes Daisy Dream. Which is expensive for what it is.
wew guys!
I've gotten pussy from wearing this
I recently met a girl that I actually want to get with and we've been hitting it off really well. Problem is I'm a slob who wears no cologne and only gets shitty buzzcuts twice a year. I literally don't take care of myself at all and the only thing keeping this girl in my vicinity despite her being a solid 9 is my personality. I really want to step my game so I'm going to go to my friend's barber shop today and get a good cut. I also want to order good cologne. Can anyone recommend me something that'll smell masculine please? Should I just go with >>27056356 since you seem to like it?
I really need your help robots. I don't want to be a loser any more and this is the only chance I've had in a long time to really step my game up.
Orororororeoriginal
>>27060969
>He has a likable personality and knows how to talk to girls
Get OUT normie
>>27056048
I feel the same. So I just use tiger balm. Pretty refreshing.
>>27061042
I'm still a 23 year old virgin. I've had 2 gfs in my life but both of them only lasted a few months and I grew up in a very conservative family so I didn't make my move that quickly. Visually I look like a classic neckbeard, though only slightly less obese and dressed properly, if boringly. All my other interactions with females have been nothing but misery and me being manipulated and cucked because that's what I was taught a good Christian man should behave like.
I've only recently broken away from that after a year on /r9k/ and realizing where my failures were.
Don't envy me bro, the grass is brown and withered on this side.
>>27061020
you absolutely deserve this
>>27055971
you've been using a cologne for gay men and you wonder why you haven't been getting the grils
>>27056686
>>27057128
>>27057422
>>27058065
>>27060795
These are the only good ones in the thread, honestly. Hugo Boss is my fave among them. Pic is mine - unique smell because of the oud, and very masculine. The gf goes crazy over it.
>>27061989
haven't seen this one anywhere before. is this rather new/old?
>>27061989
I use this, versace eros, vera wang, and creed virgin island water
>>27055971
Mennen Black Musk
>tfw it's getting extinct
>>27062172
Yup pretty new, had to order it online. Oud stuff is apparently big in Arab countries but new here.
>>27062226
>creed virgin island water
lol my gf would kill me, she hates coconuts, but Creed is a god-tier brand, whish I could afford it...
I'm a fat fuck who sweats a lot but I shower often and put on deodorant yet I still smell bad. Will cologne help in any way or will it make things worse
>mfw Obama is lowering gas prices to distract us from the steadily rising price of musk
