>That kid who hanged himself behind the school but nobody noticed he was missing for days
>that kid who was always picked last
>that kid who didn't know to corner the bowl and just torched the whole thing
shaking my head
>>27054492
There was one kid who did kill himself in our school and no one knew who he was, we all had a collective "well no wonder he killed himself" feel.
>That kid who cried whenever people talked to him.
>>27054492
>that kid who no one knew his name until like junior year
>tfw that kid became more popular and liked than you despite being more awkward, more ugly, and more insecure in those last two years of high school than you did in your entire four
That's when I decided that God has cursed me to be forever isolated and apart from normie society.
>that cute scene girl from freshman year of high school who was abused at home and ended up committing suicide and no one ever mentioned it, not even the teachers
>that Chad baseball player who drove daddy's expensive car drunk and splatted himself against a wall and the school had a moment of silence for him
Still makes me mad to this day.
>>27054533
This is why I stopped turning up to PE class, but on the bright side someone else was now picked last.
>that kid who killed himself who nobody even knew
>all that fake crying and emotional outpoor that lasted for a few days afterwards
Staceys were the worst offenders, girls literally started crying as soon as the announcement was made.
>that kid who wouldn't eat lunch and would sit at at a table all by himself until the bell rang
>that kid who ate lunch by himself in the library
>>27055320
This shit is the fucking worst. The only reason I didn't kill myself in High School is because I knew there would be a pity circlejerk surrounding my death for at least a week.
I wasn't gonna let the normies have that satisfaction
>class bully came home one day to find his mother had hung herself and he was so depressed he never messed with anyone ever again
>>27054598
country?I think i'm that kid
>>27054492
>that kid who would try to make friends with people and tried to about the other persons interest to make a connection but would harshly get shut down leaving him with no friends
>that kid who stapled his finger and bled out in front of the class
>that kid who was rumored to be from an incest familyno, not me
>>27055320
This happened to my little brother.
No one gave a fuck about him, but after he killed himself all the stacey sluts and normies put on a big show
>they showed up to his funeral
>i told them to leave or stand outside
>normies made about 10 favebook memorials that took me a month get taken down
Thing is, normies dont even know what they are doing. Its like decades of programming taught them "oh someone died even tho i dnt know them, better start crying XD"
>that kid who had 4 lunches with another grade out of 6 days and hid in the bathroom
>>27054492
>that kid that smashed up smarties and snorted them like cocaine
>>27054549
fucking niggers cant even smoke a bowl, i swear...
>just moved to a new city, in Junior Year, fucking hated it
>hear about DnD Club, figure I have no friends so what's the loss
>go to club, have fun, DM is a super nice guy, we become good friends
>we talk about Game of Thrones and shit, one of my only friends
>eventually he lets me take over DMing for him, says I'm better at it then him. Tbh he wasn't wrong, he couldn't corral the group of retards we had
>playan DnD, having fun, would go over to his house and fuck around with sparring swords and play vidya
>one day at club
>he's acting weird
>ask him if he's okay
>he avoids the question, just wants to get on with the quest
>ask him one on one outside of club if he's okay, needs a ride home, if there's something going on
>he tells me not to worry about it, he'll be fine
>didn't know what to do so I just said alright man take it easy, pretty worried but just assume it's a bad day
>next week no club because of a break
>he makes me president of the club, thought that was weird but made sense because I was the DM, didn't think anything of it
>hear on the news he's gone missing
>ohfuck.jpg
>live that whole week in fear, scared if he'd killed himself or if he'd run away or what
>couple days later they find his body out in the desert, he shot himself.
>so fucked up at school I just take the whole day off and stay in the counsellor's room they set up for the emergency.
>the fucking cunt faced counsellors kept trying to tell us what we could do to honor him or what we could do, all we we we like they couldn't be fucking bothered to do anything
>get so fucking mad at one of them I curse her out and call them out in their bullshit and say that I guarantee that nothing will be done by the time I graduate
>not a single fucking thing from the school except a mass email from the fucking principal
>see the fucking bench that they put up in honor of Chad that got killed in a car accident drunk driving every fucking day when I walk into school.
>>27056683
Dude that reminds me of a memory from highschool. So at my high school, lunch of split into 2 half periods. One half was lunch, the other half was a study hall. If you were a senior you didnt have a study hall and you had the whole period for lunch.
So anyways, everyday during the passing period of the lunch of hour, id go and take a piss (the bathrooms were in the lunchroom) and everyday id notice the same guy with white Nikes (think autist shoes) in the first stall. I even went during lunch to the bathroom sometimes and sure enough, the guy with the white nikes was always there. I told my friends about this and we came to the conclusion that this dude had no friends and ate lunch in the bathroom everyday because he had nowhere to sit.
Being highschoolers, we decided to fuck with him. One of use used to go in the next stall and pretend to be shitting out brains out then then we'd pour chocolate milk on toilet paper and throw it into the guys stall. Other times we'd simply just throw wet paper towels over the stall or just kick the door down.
I think about this years later and I now see how the shit we did to him was a little fucked up but still, shit was hilarious.
>that awkward acne-ridden 5/10 socially anxious kid who somehow managed to hang with two total 10/10 stacies all the time
>>27055320
>>27055387
>>27056645
>mfw just remembering that when my friend's mother died of some drug thing, me and my friend were told by our teacher that we should skip class and go see him.
>mfw two fags who hated him perked up and said they would go to
>mfw the teacher believed them
Luckily I said to the teacher that they didn't even like him.
RAGE
Those same two guys skipped school because some scene guy they knew for a few months killed himself, one of these guys barely knew him and pretended he 'couldn't cope' and used looking for the guys body in the river as an excuse to skip school for a week.
The nerve.
>>27054612
Where do all you people live where this kind of stuff happens?
All I did was jerk off and drink in the bathrooms between periods which probably made me pretty known unfortunately. I was probably THAT kid
>that kid who didn't get accepted into art school so he killed 6 million people and committed suicide
>That special Ed kid who everyone made fun of and died of stomach cancer in grade 8
>The morning people found out everyone was cracking mean jokes about it
>A few hours later everyone is crying and making memorials and other fake bullshit
Shit why are people like this. Why does everyone have to be so fake. It's honestly the only thing I legitimately hate in this world.
>>27056939
I fucking loved that kid.
>some kid apparently offed himself in my senior year of HS
>it wasn't a large school but I had never even seen this "Ace" kid once
>everyone I knew was in tears for like a week and a half
>"ace this ace that, I knew him for so long i never thought this would happen"
>people getting pissed at me because i wasn't sucking the guy's cock despite the fact that i had never seen or heard of this guy even one time
still no fucking clue who that guy was
>>27056845
>being highschoolers
Being insecure fuckwits is the term you are searching for. Kill yourself and fuck off from my board.
>>27056845
no greentext no reading sorry
>>27057068
Do you live in Las Vegas by any chance?
>>27054533
Who here was the lesser of two evils? Second or third last, the one they HAD to pick so they weren't stuck with the worst one.
>>27055320
Fuck this shit. It's worse when the kid was bullied. The excuse is that "It was just a bit of fun, I didn't know it affected him that way. NOW I FEEL BAD."
Now you feel bad? The fucking tears and shit weren't an indicator?
>>27054549
where im from we all just had our own pipes, having to corner is gay
>tfw poplar kid that failed suicide twice
>tfw autistic Chad
I wish I died when I was 14. I really fucking do.
>>27055383
All throughout high school. I met a qt though and we would talk everytime I went in the library for lunch but she ended up switching schools later that year
>tfw the only time I felt happiness during the day was when we were talking
>That one bully who you end up befriending or ends up maturing and he turns out to be cool as fuck
>tfw you learn about his fucked up home life at the time he was bullying
>>27056939
Hehehe, well put.
Hitler was a god-tier robot.
>>27054492
>that kid who had to change shirts in the bathroom at lunch time because he was so sweaty
>that kid who left school for morning tea to go eat his lunch in the bushes and didn't come back for class some times
>that kid who didn't go to exam block because he was so sure he was most likely majorly depressed but had no idea what depression even was
>That one kid from that one class who you used to talk to and was really cool and then the class ended and you never saw them again because you were too spaghetti to ask to hang out after class.
>>27057068
Don't worry, nobody else knew him.
>that kid that killed his family with an axe and got away with it
>>27055395
holy shit that's dark
>>27057734
seems like he deserved it
>>27056825
let's go vandalize that faggot bench
>>27057170
Fine ill greentext it since im bored
>Be a senior in highschool
>Highschool lunch period is split into 2 half periods. One half lunch, one half study hall
>Seniors dont have a study hall and we get the full lunch period
>Everyday in between lunch periods id take a piss (bathrooms were in lunch room)
>See a kid with white nikes in the first stall everyday during my passing period piss
>Wonder if he spends the entire lunch period there
>Go to bathroom during lunch and sure enough hes there
>Talk to friends and we confirm that he sits in the bathroom during lunch because he has no friends
>Decide to fuck with him
>We started going into the adjacent stall and throwing chocolate milk covered TP on his shoes
>Sometimes we would just throw wet paper towels over the stall
>Other times we would simply kick the door down and run out of the bathroom
>Keep this up for about a week until we never see him in the stall again
>Think about it years later
>mfw its still as hilarious as it was in high school
>>27057988
Man, I wasn't even that kid but fuck you.
>That one new kid that was around for two days and was never seen again.
>They're always brought up years later in 'Whatever happened to that kid' stories
I'm guessing they were military family kids.
>>27057988
Hey anon
fuck you
seriously
leave /r9k/ now and never return
>That one bad kid that kickstarted the whole sex/smoking/drugs/drinking thing in your year.
They were usually a new kid.
>Be me, on my 16th birthday
>Some kids say happy birthday, obviously faking it since they forgot I existed any other day.
>Two of my friends say they have a present for me
>One is a delinquent I used to fight all the time, the other is a schizophrenic English kid who everyone hated because he was English (To be fair, he shouldn't have come to Wales.)
>All three of us were outcasts in some way, I was basically a painkiller addict, one friend was in trouble with the police, and the other one was completely fucking insane AND English.
>We go into a secluded part of the school building.
>Friend pulls out a flask of Jack Daniels.
>Gives it to me and apologises that it isn't full because he was drinking it in class.
>Down that shit like it's water in the desert
>Spend all of lunch drinking it. I get the most.
>Alcohol tolerance hadn't developed yet. I wasn't an alcoholic then.
>Show up to class obviously tipsy with alcohol on my breath.
>Teacher realises, but lets me off because he knew I had a rough time in school and was going to start drinking eventually, and because I was still able to stand.
And that's how Anon started a habit of drinking all the time.
>>27056825
shit on the bench dude. fuck that stupid drunk driving cunt
>>27057718
gonna need details on this my dude
>>27058380
I could get served at a bar at 16
>>27054492
Wow that was me OP
>that one girl who killed herself because her nudes got spread around
>>27054549
>not using a waterpipe
Waste.
>>27059602
that's from bad aging, you'll look 50 at 30
>>27054612
That's because Chad had greater potential to do something of note in society. His loss should've been mourned. RIP Chad.
>>27054492
a kid in my street hanged himself in his garage, we were both 14 at the time.
didnt really know the dude, but he was a bit of a troublemaker.
>>27059645
Post those nudes
>>27056939
>implying the six gorillion is real
Goyim pls
>>27059676
no it probably means he has a strong jaw line or looked fully developed
>>27059777
Exactly. If you have a strong jaw line or look fully developed it's because you're developing quickly.
His skins elasticity will be terrible at 30.
>my go-to joke in HS whenever we got an assignment was, "fuck this, I'm just gonna kill myself"
>(barely a joke, stress from school made me contemplate suicide all the time even though I acted like a slacker)
>usually gets a laugh, from my friends at least
>deathly silence when I say it one day
>found out some goth bitch choked herself with a belt on a doorknob
>get suspended, almost accidentally kill myself when I slip trying to figure out how someone could kill themselves with a belt on a doorknob
Funniest part was someone went to her wake and wrote "good riddance" or something to that effect in her guestbook.
> that kid that started crying because the teacher wouldn't let him smoke in class
>that girl that was fucking the teacher and getting good grades because of it
>that kid that used to spit in the art teacher's coffee
>that kid that used to have cuts all over his wrist
>that girl that stabbed herself in the stomach
>that kid that called the teacher a fat bitch
>that kid that already started shaving when he was 12
>that kid that used to watch porn in the bathroom
> that kid who always had earphones in
>that kid who used to draw shit all over all of his books
>that kid who was obsessed with heavy metal
>that fat kid who used to bully all the small, skinny kids
>>27059855
>tfw 6/12
>that kid who got cancer;_;
>that kid who got muted for 2 seconds because his post wasn't original enough
>>27057988
You're the worst kind of asshole, fuck you.
>>27054492
>That only friend who tried to overdose because you asked his crush out
>she didn't even say yes
>>27057988
if you aren't baiting, you're truly awful.
>that kid that got abused at home and bullied at school
Only death in or related to my class was a quiet girl in elementary school who's baby brother was smothered while he slept by their step father.
>>27054492
>that kid who ate lunch at home instead of at school
It was me.
>>27060020
>being that kid
>burning my arms and legs because it feels good
>being too shy to go out into public because I never received medical treatment and my arms/legs are now purple/red with large permanent goose bumps
>>27054533
>all girls were picked before me
>all other nerds were picked before me
>all fatsos were picked before me
>that kid who never fought back, for 13 years he never raised a hand to defend himself
>and then the guy who beat the shit out of him on a weekly basis for literally 13 years started beating up an autistic 12 year old (the bully was 18 at the time)
>and the kid who never fought back fought back for the first time in his life
Bully had about a head on the guy, broke his nose, but then somehow he ended up on the bullies back and somehow got him to the ground and started kicking him again and again. Bully guy still apparently walks with a serious limp and can't use his hands properly, i heard he needs both hands to drink from a glass of bitter. and despite over 100 students watching on, all of them said the bully just tripped and fell.
>>27056746
>>27055355
>>27055436
>The kid who upper deckered the staff bathroom's toilet
me
>>27054612
Yeah they were both shit.
It makes me happy to hear that whore killed herself.
>>27060027
>smothered while he slept by their step father.
Let me guess, they blamed it on SIDS?
>knew family samething happened
>they blamed it on SIDS
>>27060125
No, he was some kind of mentally ill drug user or something. I barely remember the ordeal (I was ~11 at the time), but as far as us kids heard it was murder.
>the kid who was molested by his teacher
>the kid who was also schooled at home
wat
>>27056913
Fuck dude thats what i did too.
>>27054533
>heh, i prefer working alone anyway
>that girl that tripped sitting down at the lunch table and cracked her head open
>saw her later in the year in a wheelchair with the other special ed kids
Welp.
>that kid that had nobody to form a group with at group-assignments
>>27060143
That's surprising, since it's almost always played off as SIDS.
>>27059543
>fat loser (but not too autistic, pretty smart guy) get's /fit/ after going to uni for a year
>has a pretty hot gf with a great ass (which became a fuck buddy when he went away for uni)
>starts doing drugs
>family moved back to South Africa for rehab for him
>gardener gives him drugs
>next day his mom, dad, older brother are dead with axe wounds, sister is in a coma from an axe to the neck, kid has small cuts to his arms
>still not charged
>sister awoke, "can't remember anything"
>they are both inheriting a few million from their parents
Shouldn't be hard to find the story, i don't want ti give the name myself though. There is a pretty chilling recording of him calling the cops 3 hours after the incident where he "giggles".
>>27054492
>friends with a qt 3.14 girl in freshmen year
>Talk to her often in biology
>one day she doesn't show up
>don't think much of it
>go to band rehearsal, she isn't there, nor is her boyfriend
>band teacher says she and him went to her moms funeral
>next day, she is pretty much the same
>apparently she died of substance abuse I found out
>no real mention from many people
>meanwhile, everyone wore pink for chads mom who was diagnosed with breast cancer, even though it was likely shed survive.
>>27060207
>That's surprising, since it's almost always played off as SIDS.
Perhaps that's only true for when the mother herself is the perpetrator rather than the father, a relative or whatever.
>>27059662
Literally what? You can corner most waterpipes as well, and you get equally high from both.
>>27060270
If you have to corner your piece is too big. It's that simple.
>>27060282
Well yes I do agree the smaller the bowl the better if you are as scared of running out of weed as I am.
>>27054533
One time during a game of dodgeball I stood right at the centre line shouting "I EXIST!" and I was the last one out
I was such a nothing I wasn't even worth a literal free point
I lied though, it wasn't ONE time, it was like three
>that kid that killed himself and afterwards everyone made fun about the pictures of him his dad uploaded on a facebook memorial
I had a experience once where some fuckhead drove straight into a highway median with his car and blocked the school exit and we couldnt leave till 5pm
Fuckin cunt
>>27060210
Interesting
www dailymail co uk/news/article-2945500/Shocking-twist-axe-murders-Surviving-son-self-inflicted-injuries-waited-4-hours-call-help-frenzied-attack-killed-three-members-family
>>27060341
yep, the comments on these are always pretty funny. Middle-age mothers always think they are so smart for solving the case.
>>27054492
that kid who wore a knife on his neck keychain to intimidate his bullies and still got bullied but never was hit
feels good
>That loner kid who didn't want to be seen eating alone at lunchtime so he ate in the toilet.
>>27059905
Im sorry senpai
hope you dont die too soon
>>27060171
>that girl that tripped sitting down at the lunch table and cracked her head open
How is that even possible
>>27060310
whoa how did you make a blank post?? eh must be a glitch, i don't care
>>27057681
:( c'mon just fuck my shit up..
>That kid who became a tripfriend
>>27060449
>that kid that got filtered for being an attention seeking fuckass
>>27060328
>I had a experience once where some fuckhead drove straight into a highway median with his car and blocked the school exit and we couldnt leave till 5pm
Why not just go around it, climb over it or find another door to exit
>>27059662
>kissing a guy
Gayste.
>>27059872
let me guess: girl who fucked the teacher x 6?
>>27060484
Because your mother's fat stinkhole enveloped the school and sealed shut all the exits. She was in the car because she was fucking Re-Re Median Jumper and his five inbred brothersons.
>that kid who groped your ass when you were walking up the stairs
>>27056845
You deserve all the misery you get, you fucking cunt.
>that kid who made bank selling snacks in the hallways and during lunch
>only to spend it all on his oneitis
>>27060559
>that kid who groped your butt and dug their fingers inand you liked it
>>27056882
>I have to compete with this guy for the attention of my oneitis
>That kid who was the outcast to the outcast table
oh wait that was me
>>27060559
some kid tried to grab my balls when I was 15. But he did it to other people too.
Still the closest to sex I've ever gotten.
>that roastie who's water broke in the 9th grade. It looked like Apple sauce.
>that kid who spilled salsa on his pants and people said he shit himself.
>that kid that wire the same sweatshirt every day. Was me
>>27061752
>that kid who wore the same sweatshirt everyday.
This was me as well. Do normies even notice this though?
I wore the exact same grey hoodie from grade 6-12. Literally just six years of the same hoodie and nobody even said a word about it.
Though that may also be due to me being a hardcore loner and avoiding anyone whenever possible.
>>27061897
They notice, they just don't comment on it most of the time.
>the kid who made a list of people to kill and mysteriously disappeared
>the kid who never turned up to school in 4 years
>the kid who puked in the middle of a history lesson
>the kid who always stank of shit
>the kid who pretended to have a miscarriage
>the kid who pissed their pants and tried to claim it was lemonade
>the girl who allegedly masturbated with a sky TV remote at age 15
>the kid who pulled a kek worthy face whenever they used to write anything and got me put on report for laughing.
>the kid who thought everyone was his friend but in reality they weren't
>the girl who got mauled by a dog
>the kid who always had earwax falling out her ears
>the autismal kid with a head like a fucking beach ball.
>>27054533
>we pick the ball
>all right, we'll pick anon
Even the ball was picked before me
>>27054533
Not only picked last, but the team captains would get into fights about who had to take me. One time after getting picked last, some shitkid tells me I'm the medic and to just stand on the sidelines.
When a young teacher found out she just started crying right there on the playground.
>>27056939
Thats me desu
>>27056645
This is one of the big things preventing me from offing myself. I don't my memory to be raped by these niggers
>that kid who never said fuck all all but whenever he did everyone whipped their fucking heads around to look
>that kid who wears the same outfit all the time
>that kid everyone avoids because he's a fucking loner
>>27060559
I actually had a girl do this to me in high school. I was too autistic then to realize she had feelings for me.
She used to bring vodka in her water bottle and we'd share it in music class too. God I'm such a fucking idiot for not noticing.
>>27056825
>that Chad who was a bully to the nerd kids
>almost drove two other people to kill themselves with his constant bullshit
>one of them actually did
>no one cared about it
>most people genuinely hate him
>he drinks himself into a stupor one night and drives his car into another car, killing himself and the little girl in the other car's passenger seat
>suddenly he's a perfect fucking angel who did nothing wrong
>I had to look at the memorial they put up for that piece of shit every day in the school garden
>final year, close to exams
>SAD
>pretty sure everybody could tell, I didn't hide it very well
>never spoke to anybody except my only 2 friends
>had a nervous breakdown
>left for the year, came back to repeat
>never told anybody anything
>still wonder if they thought I killed myself or even noticed
>that kid who had CP on the school computers
Nice desune
>tfw the only time the other kids treated you nicely or even noticed you was the day after a school shooting
>>27054492
>that dude who spilled a drink on 13 acid hits in his pocket, tripped, never felt the same and shot himself in target parking lot
>that kid who sat at the school cafeteria table all by himself every day
eventually people stopped searching for empty chairs during lunch and just went straight to my table to grab one, since they knew i was going to be all alone anyways
growing up is fun
>>27062595
Holy shit are you serious?
>>27056939
God bless his soul
>>27062562
Kek, really?
>went to the library every day for lunch
>except on days where the indian kids had to have their little support group/circle jerk
>white people not allowed in the library on those days
>can't hide in the bathroom, that's where chads do their drugs and record their "street fights"
>have to walk through the halls, but can't stay in any one hall, because teachers will get mad and give me detention
>walk through each hallway in the school extremely slow until lunch is over
>>27062731
Actual Indians or Native Americans? We used to have a little Native circlejerk thing once a year at my old school.
>>27062562
>that kid that send cat porn to load of other pupils over the school email
Where did he even get that picture
And why would he send it
WHY
>>27062873
Natives Americans.
They seemed to get together once or twice a month, I lived near a reservation.
>that girl that kept talking to me in the middle of the lesson
>that girl that made the teacher give me an assignment for disrupting the class
>>27056645
God, you sure love posting this every opportunity you get don't you? How many times have you posted this story in the past year? A dozen?
>>27054612
Holy shit, we went to the same high school.
>>27054533
>nothin personell kid
NOW DONT FUCK IT UP OR IM GOING TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IN THE LOCKER ROOM
>>27062902
Same. They're really scummy people - at least the Mohawks are. They used to do a thing once a year to celebrate their heritage but nobody but themselves gave a fuck. It was like a week long thing where they'd give little facts and stories about natives over the PA system and hang pictures and banners up.
>>27062097
>the kid who made a list of people to kill and mysteriously disappeared
>mfw that was me
At least now I can pretend someone remembers me
>>27062097
>the kid who puked in the middle of a history lesson
That was me
>>27060310
t. Akarin
>>27060310
Can someone please show me how to make blank posts like this
>that kid that got brain cancer and fucking died
>>27056825
I don't condone vandalism or destruction of public property but...
>>27054533
LI-TER-ALLY me
>that kid who just wandered around on reccess and never talked to anyone
>>27062097
>the kid who always stank of shit
We had a girl in our 9th grade bio class who literally always reeked of cat piss. She was around 300 pounds of lard and cat piss. She had a good two-desk buffer between her and the rest of the class because no one would sit next to her. We were supposed to have assigned seats. Even the teacher wouldn't subject us to sitting next to her though.
>that mystery kid who shat in all the urinals constantly but never got caught
>that kid that dropped out of highschool so he didnt have to deal with this bullshit
feelsgoodman
>that kid who randomly stopped talking one year
>went completely mute
>teacher would ask him a question and he'd never respond
>he'd stop the whole class
>everyone's attention is on the poor kid
>tears start rolling down autismo kid's cheeks
>gets kicked out of class
>teacher gets fired for bullying an autistic kid
7th grade was poppin
>that kid who you vaguely knew but didn't dislike and he gets hit by a car and dies in the first week of school
It's surreal as fuck to see someone one day and the next they're dead.
>that school bicycle that got pregnant
>tfw it was your kid
Wew
>that kid who squatted on the toilet seat and one day sprayed shit frpm floor to ceiling
Dunno how you managed that you glorious bastard
>that kid who always climbed up the stairs like an animal
>the same kid who wore a dog collar all the time
>would literally act like an obedient pet for some scene girlHe was my only friend
>that one kid that was full blown autistic
>he wrote fanfiction about Pokemon during class
>he also drew pictures of me and other students getting murdered by bizarre machines
>always insisted that his true father was some kind of space-eagly-thingie
>randomly screamed during texams
>thought that our physics teacher was a wizard
>did the nazi salute on the school yard
>>27055436
You're serious?
Some kid stapled himself and DIED in front of your class?
I don't know what's worse, the fact being a kid stapled himself and died, or the class didn't bother helping him because he's BLEEDING
>>27063092
Is your real name shane corfield?
>>27062097
>>the kid who puked in the middle of a history lesson
actually happened to me, but only because fucking Reinhard punched me in the stomach
>>27060118
>13-14 yo girl abused by father
>whore
and you guys wonder why you can't get women
>>27059827
>almost died when trying to figure out how someone could kill themselves with a belt on a doorknob
That's just weird anon, both you almost dying (greentext blox), and that girl somehow dying via choking with a belt, ON A DOORKNOB
> that kid whose birthday people didn't remember even tho he told them every year
>>27055435
>>27054533
>>27054549
>ITT: We all attended the same high school.
>that kid who smoked the pot and had a trip so bad his entire class stopped talking to him
I am allergic to the weed.
>>27062595
GREEN-TEXT! GREEN-TEXT!
>that jack of all trades kid in highschool
>would hover in every possible social circle
>would talk to chads and stacys about normie shit
>would talk to you casually about vidya and entry level anime
>was in theatre
>was on a sports team
>that kid that everyone hates and constantly treated like shit
>one day you decide to talk to him
>He's a perfectly nice guy
>still can't figure out why everyone hates him
>That kid who used to take walks on friday nights by himself because he didn't have friends and couldn't stand sitting alone at home on a friday night
>That kid who used to ditch school only because he didn't have anyone to talk with
>That kid who used to bully kids who were weaker than him only because he himself was bullied by kids who were stronger than him and didn't want to feel weak
>That kid who doesn't have a single picture of himself from school trips because no one wanted to take pictures with him
It's me.
>>27054533
>Be very tall
>Normies for some reason equate this into meaning that I'll be good at sports, even in sports where height wouldn't really give you that much of an advantage
>The classes for PE were always arranged according to skill, but at the end of each term all kids of all abilities were muddled in together
>I'm normally in the lowest group
>Normies from highest group want me on their team due to aforementioned misconception about height
>Games begin and my abject lack of skill comes to light
>Normies become angry, as if I'm somehow responsible for their thinking that I'd be good at whatever we're doing
>They angrily vow never to pick me again (Why did they always get so wound up about throwaway sports games that never meant anything?)
>Rinse and repeat with a different set of normies at the end of the next term
>>27062479
>still wonder if they thought I killed myself or even noticed
You're better off not knowing. Years after HS, I bumped into one of my old schoolmates in Walmart.
>"Anon...you're alive?!"
>Pardon?
>"Yeah anon, word was that you got a mysterious illness and got morbidly obese and retarded then you slipped into a coma"
>mfw
>that girl in highschool whose family was literally homeless while also extremely hyper religious
>Nobody liked her because of her bad interpersonal skills + she always smelled awful
>but she had a crush on you, and you were the only person who didn't bully her
>somehow, she always kept up a cheery outward face and got amazing grades, despite everyone in her life treating her like shit
>you eventually became close friends by senior year, and would have lengthy conversations with eachother about theology and spirituality
>she was always able to answer all your questions about the bible, made you understand why people follow the religions they do so feverently
>tfw you realize that without her faith, she wouldn't have been able to make it through the hardships she faced for those 4 years
>you graduate and grow apart
>she sends you one final email after graduation telling you her feelings
>you end up going to different unis
>she ends up marrying some overweight bearded biker
>tfw don't know how to process these abstract feelings
>>27064202
>her
fuck off back to tumblr
>>27063366
>shane
>>27063092
pls respond
>>27063003
where did you live back then? which state?
>>27054612
>dead Chad
Nothing of value was lost,why mourn over some douche?
>>27059805
>developing and aging are the same thing
>>27059681
No,fuck off moralfaggot.Potential means nothing,he was a Chad and therefore a cancerous normie who had it coming from the moment he was born.
>>27064323
Because he played sports, that's plenty a reason to mourn a loss regardless of if they were a massive cunt these days.
>>27062591
>tfw the only time the other kids treated you nicely or even noticed you was on your day of retribution
>pseudo-chad at school died of brain haemorrhage
>everybody was showing outward signs of grieving
>girls crying and stuff
>few days later overhear group of Stacies talking about how he died a virgin and laughing
Normies are fucking sociopaths only out for themselves.
>>27064530
If they played sports,they are worth no more than the animal they were.Sports are what subhuman animals do,to seem important in our world.
>wear hat (just a normal plain cap) to school everyday
>history reached tells me to take it off as its distracting
>laugh and say how a hat is distracting
>he says he's not continuing the lesson until I comply
>everyone is starring at me
>someone normie cuck tells me to just take it off
>say "no I wasn't doing anything you're over reacting, look over there that fucking spic has his phone out"
>security escorts me to principles office
>he says I can't be distracting class with being racist
Wish I could have told that fucking prick to shut his nigger ass up and pick more cotton to make me more hats
>that kid that tried to fake normalfagship but ended up even more autistic
>those kids that dedicated one of the extra whiteboards in band class as their "nerd board"
>they'd write LOTR language and Star Trek trivia on it
I'll never forget when one of the kids came to me in tears telling me about how one of the douchebags erased their board.
>>27064681
Why didn't you kick that douche's ass?
Get all the nerds to help,pack mentality at it's finest.
>>27064202
She used you as an emotional tampon while she had to and as soon as she got a chance to move on she fucking did it
im sorry man
>>27062313
>>that kid who never said fuck all all but whenever he did everyone whipped their fucking heads around to look
Felt good.
>>27063003
Michael? I-is it you?
>that autistic kid that got violently molested by 2 girls in a hallway
Godspeed you little shit
>that girl who was hit by a car on the street in front of the building as you entered for your first day of HS
>that kid who dismissed it and remarked that she was probably the hispanic equivalent of a stacymy brother
>>27064528
>pssshh
>>27064845
Poor kid. Bet those girls got away with it too.
>>27063003
say hello to your dr
>>27064660
I hated teachers like that. Always felt like they were just doing it to single a kid out and make their lives shit when everyone else was doing something worse.
>>27065037
>Poor kid
Nigga, I never see a smile bigger than the one that grew on his face when one was groping his crotch and the second was giving little hit behind the head
Truely, it must has been a rollercoaster of emotion
>>27064743
nigga I was the skinniest kid in high school I'm not about to fight someone
>that kid that stomped nigger shit and blacked out in a berserker's rage when that nigger stomped the shit out of that kid's fucking awesome home for bugs that was currently housing bugs.
>>27064831
Sorry m80, hope you find him someday though
>>27065041
J? N? A? H? Someone else? How's it hangin man
>>27057988
Why do you use this site?
>that kid who kept using words in the wrong context
>>27064118
Holy shit
How original
>the kid who put meatspin on the teachers computer projector.
>it was on for a good 15 minutes
I still kek to this day
>>27064528
Did I upset the little faggot? Face the truth, the Chad's potential to produce anything of note in society is far greater than any robot's. Are you upset by this fact?
>>27064118
Rumor shit is getting more ridiculous by the day
>>27065657
>Chad
>Kicks the ball
>Robots
>Isaac Newton, Steve Wozniak, Nikola Tesla
>>27065650
a kid at my school did the same. He was rekt pretty badly by the principal afterwards and got almost expelled from school.
>>27065650
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round
Can't listen to that song without imagining dicks.
>>27062097
>>the kid who thought everyone was his friend but in reality they weren't
Oh fuck this was me
Dropped out of school and slipped into a deep depression upon realising I had very few actual friends and now here I am
>>27060310
a-anon are you akarin?
>>27064118
You've posted this before. I remember it. It might have been its own thread directly after the experience a few months back. Am I wrong?
>>27054492
>the two kids who got caught sucking each other of in the bathrooms
>>27065893
>tfw kind of the opposite
I didn't like most people and I was also kind of edgy, but many people liked me. Probably because I was pretty good at counter strike, which was really fucking popular at my school.
>>27064680
me
>the kid who never understood that everyone fucking hated them
>that kid who left spoiled milk in one of the lockers and made the entire school smell like shit
>that kid who smeared shit all over the walls of the one staircase people don't check behind
>>27058380
>Two of my friends say they have a present for me
>One is a delinquent I used to fight all the time, the other is a schizophrenic English kid who everyone hated because he was English (To be fair, he shouldn't have come to Wales.)
Just like my movies
>>27059827
What year did this happen? Just curious.
>>27066320
>that kid who was paranoid that everyone hated him so he developed selective mutism through all of middle/high school and became a self conscious loner who missed friendship opportunities because he couldn't trust if they were genuine or talked to him out of pity and cried himself to sleep sometimes
>>27062097
>tfw your school life was not like an anime
>>27063229
>getting murdered by bizarre machines
Man i keked hard at that
>>27055320
This pissed me off so much
A kid in my class blew his brains out a month after graduation and all these dumb cunts who either refused to acknowledge his existence or even picked on him turned around and started talking about how much they'll miss him and blah blah blah
Was fucking disgusting
>That skinny kid with the huge backpack and the curly hair who's always on his own
>He never remembers anybody's name, so older kids treat him like shit because he can't tell on them
>Often absent
>Fucking weeaboo girl
>blond miget womanlet who is hardly meh
>Gets me cringed atleast once a day with her autism
>hits on my buddy
>buddy tells him to fuck off
>wants to live japan
>Is poor cunt
somehow she is still happier. Still bothers me that japanese people will tear him apart. I cannot bother myself to try convince her or she will think i want to be her friend. I hate it when people think that being polite means wants to be friend.
>>27066985
Pretty much had this at my school except it was a fat Pakistani guy
>>27060157
>that kid who posted Annoying Orange reaction images
>>27058380
God I hate celts so much... you're not special you pretentious fannies
>>27064651
>dad tried to play catch with me but i was scared of the ball and didnt know how to throw it
>>27055435
That was me
>kid was friendly to me for first semester
>he was one of the "smart" kids
>try to get into what he likes, home stuck, minecraft, etc
>start of the second semester I start getting better grades than him
>scored better on the aptitude test they administered
>becomes distant and mean
>starts bullying me
And then I left that school
Also:
>first day of HS
>land whale is making fun of me
>mum says "make your enemies your friends"
>try to become friends
>only leads to further bullying and humiliation
>fuckit.jpg
>eavesdrop on her
>find out billy is her crush
>find her locker
>write a note "from" billy saying that she's an undatable fatass
>spamming her social media with hate
>an Heros the next day
>mission accomplished
For legal purposes I have to say that this may or may not be a work of fiction
>that qt 3.14 girl you were infatuated with and was always single
>She always had 10+ orbiters around her at all time, so you never talked to her
>She eventually caves in to the orbiters, and spreads herpes to half the emo/skaters.
>>27057620
Just die now
>>27065773
Chads do end up being productive wagekeks after fucking up their body somehow while trying to make it big.
>>27066544
What country?
Origininalal commentetet
>>27062721
>>27062731
ha
I did this too, fuck a 20 minute lunch period takes forever
>>27067880
>tfw you will never cause a normie to fucking off themselves and get away with it.
Godspeed anon. You should continue your work.
>>27068643
Murica, originality
>that chad baseball player who killed himself
>those roastie whores who went full conspiracy theorist and couldn't accept that chad wanted to die and spread rumors about how his father did it
>the fact that this chad didn't even go to our school so no one actually knew him but still the girls talked about him with admiration and cried
>>27056939
>muh 6 million
>>27063229
>he also drew pictures of me and other students getting murdered by bizarre machines
>thought our physics teacher was a wizard
