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>tfw neet
>tfw no friends irl or steam

/whodepressedandsuicidalhere/
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Losing all will to live reporting in, sir!
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so why aren't you gay yet
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I'll be your steam friend if you want anon. I'm a pretty chill dude so you dont gotta worry about autism

that said

>depressed and suicidal but /tryingtofightback/
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>>27054347
maybe he wants to die with some dignity left
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>>27054347

>Implying I'm not gay

Not OP by the way
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>>27054347
Because I would rather die than be gay.
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Depressed? Yes.

Suicidal? I try not to be. I've kinda started deluding myself that I'll find a perverted loser like myself who'll shit post while I fuck her feet, and want to play RE5 with me for the Nth time.
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>>27054400
Are you gonna let me suck that cock or what?
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>>27054347
Because my dad would an hero if I turn gay
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>>27054437

No way buddy, no way!
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I've been suicidal since birth.
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>>27055581
yeah same desu here senpai
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add me anon

scuba tree

i barely have any friends on steam
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>>27054270
>tfw no friends irl
youre missing out nothing
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198083147444 we can play any game we both have and i'm friendly feel free to add
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>>27054270
>tfw have troubles trusting people
>tfw trust someone from one of these threads and it bites me in the ass
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I'm depressed because my step-dad wasn't supposed to be out of town this long and I'm afraid something will happen to me and my dogs will starve.
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>>27058062
Never trust anyone from here.
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>>27058074
what about your mom is she a neet as well?
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This is clearly a shitposting thread here!!!
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>>27058074
Don't worry. If something happens, I'll take care of you.
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I wish I had a boy/girl that would pretend to love me just to cheer me up, I don't even care if it was fake... I'm so lonely
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>>27058093
She's been dead for two years.

>>27058103
Thanks anon. I get really scared. I don't want my dogs to go hungry. And I have to keep two of my dogs in separate rooms and if something happens to me they'll be trapped in their because no one is home and I don't want that to happen. Why do I have to have these fucking feelings? I hate feeling this way. I fucking hate it.
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>>27058121
are you a feminine boy?
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>>27058130
I'm trans but I don't look it... I hide my feelings and it makes me worse.
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>NEET
>do nothing but game and anime all day
>decide to start doing something with myself
>try learning japanese
>still at it but losing motivation everyday
>forget the stuff I've been learning because I use it so little
>put that on the side, decide to learn how to program
>forget everything I've learned the next day and lose motivation
>watch saki
>decide to learn mahjong
>forget all the hands because I'm afraid to play with randoms online
>go back to gaming and anime all day

PLease kill me
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>>27058127
Anon why are you a neet? Don't you want your puppers to have a nice life?
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>>27058121
I could tell you everyday that you are the most important person in my life and that talking with you makes me incredibly happy, if you want.
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>>27058154
My step-dad pays for everything. They don't go hungry or anything like that.
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>>27058162
Anon I don't care about your step-dad. Why are you a neet? Imagine if your step dad died right now. Who would take care of you and the puppers?
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>>27058160
I would love that <3
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>>27058143
there's nothing i can say to make you feel better unfortunately

fake love is obvious and shit

relationships take a long time to develop

i wish you luck in life anon
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>>27058210
I never had any love so that's ok. I will never be pretty so no one will love me, even fake love is something to me at this point.
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>>27058238
Being trans just makes you uglier. Why would you do that?
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>>27058092
this so much. 4chan in general, not just /r9k/. you will only find the worst human beings here. even if they pretend otherwise
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>>27058179
How and where can I contact you?
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>>27055581
>>27056563
The first i remember wishing to die was in second grade.
I really really wanted to kill myself.
I would pray every night for allah to not wake up next morning
Now I don't believe in allah. But I still wish to die.
I don't wanna embarrass or shame my family by killing myself so I have to make it look like an accident.
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>ITT: Steam faggots that pretend to be cute

Why even bother adding anyone to Steam when you don't even talk to them.
I purged my friend list to one IRL friend and never looked back.
That pop-up you get when someone launches a game is annoying.
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>>27058287
Just use the traintracks that's what I'm going to do.
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>>27058312
flirting with guys excites me

not much else does desu not even being edgy
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>>27058312
>tfw game keeps crashing and I have to keep launching it, aware of how much it must be annoying my friends

I-I'm sorry... I'll go into offline-mode out of shame
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>>27058153
I'm in a similar situation with Japanese, but there's been one thing that's keeping me in the game. Untranslated hentai games. I've been making kanji notes and slowly learning phrases simply because I wanted to understand the plot better. If hentai isn't your thing, play some japanese games. Pokemon in Japanese is really helpful!
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>>27058334
jk I believe in you
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>>27058271
[email protected]

>>27058255
Well I haven't transitioned and I don't wear girly things, I've just wanted to be a girl for at least 10~ years now and I hide it in my normal life. It would be awesome if someone treated me how I feel even just online...
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>>27058262
100 bucks says you got here from /r/4chan
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>>27058238
I'll be your friend. What's your steam?
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>>27058371
I came here from Gaia Online in 2007. Pay up.
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>>27058369
you type so cute

i have a boner desu
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>>27058374
I haven't used Steam in a reeeealllly long time... I guess I could go get my windows laptop and install it. You're free to email me if you want to talk for a bit, I'll be up most the morning: >>27058369
>>27058401
T-thanks, at least something I do is cute c:
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>>27058334
My goal was to play the Idolm@ster games but there's way too much dialogue and I'm nowhere near the level I think. I'll consider downloading some Pokemon games though. Right now I just sluggishly get through my anki reps. Its really pointless to because I know none of it is gonna stick.
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>>27058427
Alright I'll send an email when I get up. I'll be sleeping soon so I would be bad at sending emails right now aha
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>>27058482
I don't mind whatever you send! It would make me really happy to hear from you regardless if its bad or not. I'll be back around 2 PM EST so hopefully we can talk then.
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why nobody never add in steam
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>>27058153
>japanese

I wanted to kill myself everyday while learning this. After I switched to french I got happier.
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>>27058724
>tfw you took french in highschool for two years to get that stupid language credit
>been neet ever since
>forgot a language I was good at because had no one to speak to
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>>27058312
You can disable it to only one person.

>tfw all my friends probably see me entering and exiting Victoria II while I mod
>mfw

>>27058742
I just set everything in french 2bh
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>>27058742
You should talk to Houellebecq and read what he writes. He knows all of your troubles very well!
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>tfw i'm a mentally unstable male homosexual who spends his time posting anime girls on a Bhutanese tapestry forum because I have no life, no friends and no job
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>>27058153

You should start a successful business and go travelling with the money.

That should give you some motivation.
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>>27058798
Maybe you should go outside and breathe some air and maybe buy a shotgun while you are at it.
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>>27058798
It's OK, you're not alone.
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>>27054429
We can dream...
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In a relationship with a drug induced schizophrenic with anger issues. Its emotionally and physically violent.
Im to scared to leave.
I want to die.
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>>27058798
That is the best way to spend your early adulthood.
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tfw someone finally talks to you

tfw they dont reply for 30 min

tfw you're anxious now
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>>27058980
add me i will respond in 30 seconds
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>>27058998
who arre you?
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>>27059019
your new friend if you allow me to be
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>>27058980
Does this seriously annoy people when chatting? I have a habit of not replying for up to an hour since I'm usually doing other things at the same time.
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>>27058980
Looks like he got bored of you and will delete you any moment now.
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>>27059152
Most likely, it makes them think they're doing something wrong and makes people think you're bored of them or not like them.
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>even if people seem to like you, you always feel like they dislike you
>the urge to delete the only person who you talk with grows bigger everyday
>you feel like he is just talking with you out of pity
>you don't know any other reason why he would talk with you
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>>27059172
That's actually really cute. None of my friends have said anything though but the thought of them worrying makes me so happy~
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yo add me never gonna give you up never gonna let you go
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>>27059224
I-I wish I could worry about you.
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>>27059239
*ignores for 2 whole hours*
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>>27059320
Noooo!!! :(
I started getting anxious when you didnt reply for 2 minutes....
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>>27059320
Not him, but getting ignored for an hour is the worst. You start to get all these negative thoughts, maybe the other person actually hates and doesn't want to talk to you. Then finally you see a reply, saying that he was doing something, it is such a relieving feeling.
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>>27059351
I wish I could find someone that would reply to me.
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>>27059360
I could reply to you.
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>>27059367
Do you have contact info?

originality
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Need a friend. Add me on steam, ussrer1
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>>27059375
[email protected]
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>>27059340
lol
>>27059351
"Oh, sorry about that. I was just talking to my other friend for an hour because they're so interesting."
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>>27059421
>tfw someone actually told me that
Please stop.
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NEET pro here. I'm kinda disgusted how my contemporaries are always leaning to the weeb side, and are actively identifying with it. As seen in this thread.

Japan is fucking shit.
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I wish people would freak out and delete me when I don't log in for 1 or 2 weeks. I have stuff to deal with irl and when the stuff is dealt with I have to sleep, sometimes I don't have any energy left to talk at all.
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>ate some spicy food today
>stomach is rumbling and farting
>know if I shit it's going to hurt
>probably will clog the toilet and overflow the floor with water

Fuck would you still be my friend?
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>>27059836
>ate the greasiest pizza I've had in a long time before
>two hours later my stomach starts hurting really badly
>fart and could already tell what I evil I had summoned
>rush to the toilet
>15 minutes of sweating and a hot iron asshole later I stumble out and spend the next 30 minutes laying on my bed with the fan on my butt
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>>27059923
>laying on my bed
I will probably do this to. I can not sit down after I eat super spicy food. If I do it feels like someone is lighting my butt on fire
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>>27059836
>>27059923
Yes, because farts/scat are my fetish. ID?
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>wagekek
>no friends IRL or steam
>lacking this much social contact outside of wageslavery actually makes it fun to go to work
>do silly normieshit at work with the other normies
>get paid 3k net a month to have fun basically
>spend the money on normieshit such as cars and drugs
>still live at home so i dont have to do anything once i am home
damn it feels good to be a failed normie
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>>27059978
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Zugerdruger
orange in nol
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Please add me if you are nice, I'm pretty lonely lately

http://steamcommunity.com/id/postpostpostpost/
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>>27060450
>private profile
No
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I will be the warm and attentive friend of every lonely, socially dysfunctional robot here, but only as long as you look like the anime girls you're posting.

Such is the price of friendship and recognition.
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>>27060933
Why are private pforiles bad?
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