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>2016
>Being less than 6ft tall

How have you genuinely not killed yourself yet manlets?

How do you go outside every day only to be physically dominated by most men, and embarrassingly, even some women?
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>>27053541
>mfw 6ft4
>mfw literally masterrace
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I'M AS TALL AS TOM CRUISE
IF HE CAN MAKE IT I DO TOO
GOD BLESS TOM CRUISE
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>>27053541

Because at the end of the day even taller fags like you are still a bunch of cynical losers who are trapped in this board's backwards culture just as unsuccessful, lonely, outcasted, neglected, and overall pathetic as all of us who are part of this community.

You can't even solve your own problems despite having this blessing of being tall, so why should I feel bad about being a shorter guy? At-least I'm trying, even if the end game isn't very fair.
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>>27053541
>making fun of other people and telling them to kill themselves because of how pathetic they are
>posts on r9k
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>>27053648
Lmao I come here to laugh at you manlets.
I don't frequent this board.
It's just nice to let manlets know they are inferior
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>>27053581
Tom Cruise is an actor.
Sure if you become an actor, your manlet disease will be revoked.
But not many manlets become actors.

Enjoy, and embrace your inferiority, manlet.
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>>27053721
Keep telling yourself that bud. You know deep down you're full of shit anyway.
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>>27053741
CAN'T RUSE ME MATE
YOU JUST CAN'T TUSE THOSE WHO BELIEVES IN CRUISE
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>>27053705
>>27053721
Read this
original blox
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>>27053760
You're a manlet and a dicklet. You should just shut up. If we were both stranded on a deserted island I'd get close in front of you, tower over you, look at you straight in the eyes while your beta self resists to maintain eye contact then I'd fucking knee you in the stomach, grab you and fucking sodomize you bareback till I cum on your face and make you lick my cock clean. If you were to attempt to bite me I'd break your fucking jaw.

Know your place, pipsqueak, you're not a man, you're a boy.
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I am king of manlets
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>>27053541
Wow this place sure is infested with a whole lot of angry manlets.
Who here /6ft and above/?

6ft 4 here.

Look at all these salty manlets
>>27053648
>>27053760
>>27053705
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>>27053801
Okay internet tough-guy, just continue spouting how pathetic you are and showing your degeneracy.
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>>27053860
Shut up and know your place manlet.
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>mfw 5'8 dating 5'10 qt blonde grill
>stole her from some 6'2 dicklet fedora
kek
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>>27053888
Pathetic.

Original Robotu
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>>27053890
>he expects us to believe any of this happened.
Yes a 5ft 10 woman is going to date a 5ft8 manlet.

If she did, she is probably hideous looking, but you'd never post a picture of her, because then we'd have proof she was ugly
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im 5'6 and 25 and not fully white so yeah
i know this post is bait and a meme *hint*everything in 2016 is one ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
^ that is what yer doing with these posts
but yeah hey guess im just being a salty manlet right? :) hit me wif yer best shot im pretty much perfect broz.
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>>27053992
i see girls dating shorter guys at my college pretty often desu
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Who here is also the true king of manlets? 5'11
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>>27054012
Ugly women, correct.
This is called "settling"
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>>27053936
I would literally sodomize you to make you know your place, I'd maybe even break your fucking legs to make you walk on all fours like a good little bitch and make you come suck my cock. You are a manlet, I am a man, I am literally above you.

Know your place manlet.
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>>27054032
some were hot, some were ugly, some were average.
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>>27053992
would never post a picture because id never want to be identified as posting on any 4chan board

it's what people with social circles and professional reputations do

also being yoked and having dat jaw probably helps more than anything
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>>27054060
And here you go again projecting your insecurities.

What? Were you dropped and bullied by other manlets or something growing up? Pretty sad that your lifes resorted to trying to be superior to others in any way you feel you can. Hope it gets better for you.
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>>27054060
>>27053888
>>27053936
Hi manlets

It's so easy to identify manlets by their posting styles.
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>>27054107
Hey dude. Hows it going?
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>>27054117
okay, and you?
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>>27054123
Pretty good, all in all a good night. Never had an apparent other manlet want to sodomize me before though. Hows your day been?
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>>27054102
>>27054107
Shut up and get on your knees, manlets. I'd literally just fucking grab you by the hair, make you open that mouth and shove my fucking cock down your throat and you better not try to bite because as I said, I'd break your fucking jaw before sodomizing you again. Wanna resist? I'll break those stupid manlet legs of yours.
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>>27054150
this is getting pretty homoerotic bro

did you masturbate to that scene in american history x?
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>>27054150
You sound like you have repressed homolust. Pretty gay stuff my dude. Have you considered walking out of the closet or getting therapy? Maybe dive into your collection of butt plugs?
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>>27054164
>homoerotic
>>27054176
>homolust
You wish, little manlet faggots. The alpha simply fucks the beta in the ass so the beta can know his place. It's not complicated and in this case, the beta is you, the little manlet.
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>>27054150
listen, manlet. you're talking to a bonafide chad-lite, right about now. you're exhibiting a pretty apparent napoleon complex, so I'm guessing your height is around 5'5, or so.

I'm 6'3 and fairly well-built. We can talk all we want on here, but if you want to settle things in person, I live in Flagstaff Arizona. The ladies call me Big Dipper, and I usually hang out at the coffee shop at the corner of Wishon and Robinwood. I'll show you just how small you can get, you genetic refuse.
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>>27054150
clearly a repressed gay man lol stay salty tallgaybro ahahahah
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Reminder that only insecurity leads people to make these threads.
If height was so important they would not need to make these threads over and over and over again.
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>>27054205
>being this in denial of your homosexuality

Think we found the source of your problems "alpha" dog.
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>>27053801
I would just knee you first, my legs and arms are smaller therefore would require less energy to lift and much quicker :^)
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>>27054227
this is real talk lurkers
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>>27054227
>>27054225
>>27054164
>>27054150
>>27054225
>>27054222
>>27054146
>>27054123
>>27054117
die you fucking manlets
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>>27054267
wow we striked a nerve huh? short temper for such a big man.
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>>27054267
Set an example for us beta manlets first.
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>be 6'4
>manlet memes spread incessantly over 4chan
>feel so fucking relieved that I was blessed with this height and my life is that much better.
>girls love it, guys respect you more, look better when /fit/, more advantageous for sport, automatically stand out in a good way.
>no one can ever take it away from me
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>>27054225
>>27054232
>>27054250
I'd fucking grab you, sodomize you and there's nothing you could do about it. I could break you in half, like a boy.

Know your place already. You have to learn.
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>>27054318
>still projecting
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>>27054318
LOL so mad

i already told you make a youtube video about how short men must learn if it bothers you so much mr closetcase :^)
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>>27054298
are you even /fit/
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>>27053541
>tfw 7'1
>pants have to be custom made
>don't fit in most cars
>hit head on door frames and shit all the time
>without any doubt I am the center of attention at any gathering because there is no hiding it
>transcended to a new level on the chart, from awkward faggot to holy fuck that guy is huge

What a life
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>>27054360
Been lifting for 3 years and about 210 now omw to 230ish
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>>27054355
Haha you're that little 5 foot 3 manlet from the other thread? Why would I make a video when I can speak directly to you right now and face to face in real life you stupid little manlet? I'd fucking tower over you, spit on your face and there's nothing you could do about it. You'd try to sucker punch me but I'd knee you in the fucking stomach hard thanks to my manly legs then pull your fucking pants down as you try to crawl away, go balls deep in your boypussy, fuck you hard while pulling your head back and making you repeat ''I'm a manlet, you're a man, sorry master''.

Know your place.
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>>27054425
no im that one 25 yr old 5'6 guy good guess tho

wow still posting shit about being gay okay ill do it

yes im a manlet you're gay master sorry for not being a fag like you master HAHAHAHA
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>>27053541
atleast im a king
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>>27054376
Must have its advantages though?
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>>27054425
look its pretty clear by your desperate tone, quick asterisk typo correction and the weird repetition of this sodomization theme that you are overcompensating for something. Would you like some therapy, anon? Tell us where he touched you.
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>>27054503
I've never been fucked by a man because I am a man, I would sodomize manlets like you though and there's nothing you could do about it.

>>27054459
Let's see who you'll call a faggot when you'll have my sperm all over your stupid manlet face after taking my cock balls deep in your ass.
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>>27054482
Let's see who you'll call a faggot when you'll have my sperm all over your stupid manlet face after taking my cock in your ass.
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>>27054540
A-huh? I can't if all these lankman delusions of grandeur are a result of autism or tormenting memories of a tragic childhood anal rape.
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>current year
>being under 6ft
>not having a zyzz body
>not having blond hair
>not having blue eyes
>not having a chiseled jaw
>not having an 8/10 face or better
>not being an alpha Chad
just fucking end it
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>>27054593
>delusions of grandeur
But I am literally GRAND while you are PETIT. I could break you in half like a boy and then fuck you in the ass. You'd be resisting but you wouldn't be able to stop the sodomization with your toes curled. I'll be giving you a fucking prostate orgasm and you'll be begging for more you little manlet faggot.
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>>27054556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latent_homosexuality

>2016
>being in the closet this hard

mysides are in orbit.
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honestly it's AT LEAST 6 feet or death for men today
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>>27054647
you just don't get it do you?
by doing that to another man that makes you gay because you sound like you would enjoy it
faggot lol
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>>27053890
how big is your dick ? and how big is his? And how did you know he is a dicklet?
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>>27053648
>taller fags like you are still a bunch of cynical losers
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>>27054677
ohhhh btfo that other poster got told
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>>27054227
lmao I do it to remind manlets how inferior they are

they need to be reminded
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>>27054677
>to another man
hahahaha you really don't get it do you? You're not a man. You're a manlet. Know your place.
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>>27054779
you got told closet man now put yer balls to the wall and admit you are a gay man to us.
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>>27053741
Not even actors can escape it. No matter how successful you are or how much money you've got it's a curse that haunts you the rest of your life.
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>>27054490
It's a female magnet, yes
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>>27054376
Read the OP chart lanklet
7'1 is clearly awkward and lanky mode
No one said being that tall was good
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I just googled ''gay porn big small'' and grabbed the second pic.

Pic related, it's how MEN like me would sodomize manlet faggots like you >>27054805 to make you know your place. Stop refering to yourself as a man. You're not a man, you're a manlet little bitch and since a good spanking isn't enough, I'd literally fuck you in the ass. You better know your place.
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>>27054830
your still gay as fuck you faggot and still can't admit to being gay

and yes im a man im 25 yrs old
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>>27054830
>Latent homosexuality is an erotic inclination toward members of the same sex that is not consciously experienced or expressed in overt action. This may mean a hidden inclination or potential for interest in homosexual relationships, which is either suppressed or not recognized, and which has not yet been explored, or may never be explored.

admit it
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>>27054815
>All women are wearing gigantic heels to escape the fact that they're midgets.
>"Haha! See? They are taller than the men! How terrible!"
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>>27054821
That's why the chart in op is bullshit. There is almost no upper limit to height as long as you pull it off. There's this guy in my football team who is 6'9 260lbs. Built like a motherfucker and whenever I see him I just wish I was taller (even tho I'm already 6'5). Girls love big guys
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>>27054855
>gay as fuck
Did that pic intimidate you? Let's see who's gonna be the faggot.

Pro tip: you with my cock balls deep in your boy pussy, you little manlet bitch
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>>27054830
> Furiously bashing refresh
> Replying to every post
> Broken record of the same overcompensating tough guy talk

I never knew anyone was capable of such insecurity. wow
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>>27054915
>wow
That's what you'd say with my cock balls deep in your ass. You'll get a fucking prostate orgasm and ask for more while calling me master you little manlet faggot.
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>>27054906
but that would make you gay also for doing that because im a man you moron
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>>27054815
Holy shit literally all of them are tip toeing, the manlet disease really never leaves you does it?
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>>27054934
you just don't get it you faggot that makes YOU gay also for wanting to that to another male of the human race regardless of height.
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>>27054935
>im a man
Get a load of this manlet.

Here's what you little beta manlet faggots need to ask yourselves.

''If I were stranded on a deserted island with a tall MAN, who's gonna be fucking who in the ass everyday?''

Answer: You, little manlet faggot, it's you who will be fucked in the ass everyday which is why you aren't a man.
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> MFW physically dominated by most men

Just because your tall doesnt mean your safe.
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>>27054983
so your "prison gay" alright still gay tho

what makes you think i would ever go to some island with another man? another one of those gay fantasies of yours i see?
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>>27054985
you have to be at least 18 years or older to post here
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>>27055005
No, it's so you can ask yourself the important question to which the answer is: ''it's the little manlet faggot who would get sodomized, not the man''.
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>be 5 foot 8
>be muscular and really handsome
>live in major city with tons of foreigners
>brown girls, latinas, and east asian girls are all short as fuck
>rarely date white girls, but get an endless stream of pussy from latinas, browns, and asians, esp asians... have fucked over 40 chinese pussies, 8 koreans, 27 japs
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>>27055032
still makes you gay at the end of the day nothing you do or say changes that.
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>>27055032
we know you are gay midget fucker

go to the lgbt board.
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>>27055052
>implying any girls apart from white girls are worth having
>this manlet genuinely believes this
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>>27054644
look at the size of this guy's head compared to his shoulders, look at his shoulder width. He's probably 5 foot 9 at the most
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>>27055057
>>27055079
You wouldn't be able to call me a faggot with my cock down your throat after going balls deep in your ass you little manlet faggot. I know this pic >>27054830 disturbs you because you indentify with the manlet faggot, not the man.

Know your place, manlet.
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>>27055096
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality

know your sexual orientation faggot.
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>>27054815
>mouth right at nipple level
>I see nothing wrong with this
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>>27055079
>midget fucker
But you're the midget kek, silly manlet boy, yes I would fuck manlet midgets like you to make you know your place.
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>>27054873
Men are taller than girls in heels
Boys are shorter than girls in heels

It's that simple, and the dating market reflects it.
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>>27053721
same here

also some of you fags post stories of you getting bullied which are always hilarious, reading autists sperg rage about why they can't get laid is pretty funny too
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>>27055084
believe it or not, this isn't /pol and not everyone is a white supremacist. Brown girls are meh but I have a massive asian fetish and thoroughly enjoy pounding asian pussy. Even when I do get a white girl, faggots like you are like "OMFG SHES SO HOT" and I'm like meh. Nothing compares to asians, nothing.
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>>27055131
when at any point did i mention how tall i am?
i haven't yet.

and you know you are a gay man in the closet right?
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>>27055090
he's 6ft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVLS-gIBbXQ
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>>27055096
Makes you think what kind of childhood trauma could be fueling all this raging gorilla closetcase chest beating? inb4 he ends up in prison and gets daily fucked by manlet tyrone.
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>>27055169
You are a manlet. You are not a man. Men like me could grab you and fuck you in the ass. There's nothing you could do about it. You're a silly manlet faggot.

Know your place.
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>>27054644
I really need to get on roids
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>>27053541
>2016
>still looking for women
kekkle my shekels
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>>27055200
>manlet
>man - let

theres still the man part in there

you are still gay for wanting fuck other human males in the ass faggot lol
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>>27055247
See >>27055200 >>27055096

original 457363524
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>>27055190
oh ok, he's just got a giraffe neck and girlie shoulders, threw me off.
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>>27053541
>go outside
wew lad
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>>27055200

Hi big boy, I'm a horny manlet and I would love to take your cock inside me. Pic related of me, wanna hookup?
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>>27055269
wew laddy desu no one cares familia
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>>27055295
You seem to already know your place. I'd just break your legs and spit on you if you try to let me fuck you btw.
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>>27055295
LOOOL hey look lanklet ashort guy that wants to fuck you who is also a gay man

how cute now maybe he will chill out.
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>>27055316
Calm down manlet.

original 6325132454
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>>27055331
original 27055331

calm down gay
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>>27055357
See >>27055096

original 3625143/2
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>>27055314

I like them rough and a bit psycho ;) with a dash of tragic homoerotic post childhood trauma. What's your skype desu?
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Why the fuck has my thread devolved into a degenerate homoerotic fantasy?

I just came to mock manlets and remind them of their inferiority
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i'm 5'10 but these threads are still my favorite
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>>27054894
Not quite, the height has cockblocked me plenty of times too
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>>27055498
fucking manlet
i hope you have embraced your inferiority
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>>27054985
>babby thinks his babby knife will keep him safe
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>>27055492
because that tall gay dude won't admit that he's gay and then he still kept on posting his gay fantasies to us and denying being a cocksucker for it

but yeah fair enough op
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>>27055492
You are supposed to fuck manlet faggots into submission like a patrician. It is gay to be fucked, not to fuck.

>Roman men were free to have sex with males of lower status without a perceived loss of masculinity. Those who took the receiving role in sex acts, sometimes referred to as the "passive" or "submissive" role, were disparaged as weak and effeminate. Mastery of one's own body was an aspect of the citizen's libertas, political liberty. The use of one's body to give pleasure to others was servile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexuality_in_ancient_Rome#Male.E2.80.93male_sex
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>>27055625
i'm currently embracing a 3 gram blunt and my cute 5'8 gf
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>>27055646
how tall are you btw friend?
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>>27055666
5 feet 3, I'm considering becoming a trap because I know I'll never be a man, I'm a weak beta manlet
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Who here /16gb/?
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>>27055660
that was then today thats gay as fuck in 2016

simple as that but fair enough for the romans back then
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what's it like knowing this 5'9 manlet could take your girl in an instant?

it makes no difference if you're 5'9 or 6'3, if you don't have a nice face you're fucked
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>>27055666
6'1 and 26 yr old at current.
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>>27053821
>6'4

Haha, another manlet lying about his height
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>>27055726
women are biologically hard wired to want cute kids
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>>27055664
>5'10 male
>cute gf

Pick one. Your gf is not cute, why delude yourself?
Yes she is cute for your standards
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>>27054815
Robert Downsie Junior is the king of all manlets
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>>27053992
>>27054032
lol you are the same guy who told me the same shit about women "settling" for manlets and tried to get me to post pictures of my gf last week, i feel bad for you man, really, you are taking the meme too serious, with your superior genes you can get off the internet and fuck a girl any time m8, it will make you feel better...
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>>27055717
I wouldn't fuck a man today though, don't get me wrong. But you need to ask yourself, tallfriend, if you were to be stranded on a deserted island with a manlet, who would be eventually fucking who (no love involved whatsoever)? It is obvious that it's the manlet who would become your sex toy, thinking about a situation like this makes you understand you are a man and manlets aren't. You would be sodomizing the little manlet into submission. Manlets must know their place.
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>>27054830
Id rather be a manlet than an angry closet faggot lmao
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>>27055781
Why would I not eat the manlet?
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>>27055531
How?

Original comment this is btw
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>>27055758
whatever you say. it's all about the face, it also helps that my eyes have heterochromias with two different shades of the rarest eye color. i'm a human unicorn and you're just extra tall
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>>27055680
move to a sea nigger island everybody is short there
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>>27055492
Why would you make fun of yourself?
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>>27055812
You could either kill him or make him your sex slave.
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>>27055845
Obviously I would eat him, I'm bigger and need food. Why would I waste calories fucking him? I'm stranded on an island.
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>>27055861
It's an island with unlimited food.
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and here we have another 5'10 manlet women wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole am i right guys
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>>27055781
no thats gay and im straight.
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>>27055680
I'm glad you have learned, and realised your place beneath us.
Do you have a feminine enough face to become a trap?
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face > everything

another manlet
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>>27055912

Did a manlet cuck you or something? Tell us about that time that short man fingered your adolescent asshole anon. We're here for you.
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>>27055912
wait so let me get this straight its becomea trap and get fucked by repressed fags or an hero?

fuck that shit make me learn! now im being salty as fuck
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>>27056044
yes correct
those are literally your only two options as a manlet

especially for those 5ft7 and below
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>>27055977
>>27056044
shut up manlets

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>>27055883
>>27055726

Girls wouldnt touch them if they met them KEK
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Manlet suicide WHEN?
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>>27056206
NOW

original 3452414351214
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KEK
MANLETS COULD NEVER HAVE AN UPRISING TO RIVAL THE BETA UPRISING

THEY'RE TOO SHORT TO EVEN BE LABELLED AN "UPRISING"

MORE LIKE A DOWNRISING
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>robert downey jr.
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>>27056364
>mark ruffalo
>shorter than downey jr and scarlett
>hasn't killed himself
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I'm 99.9% sure these threads are started by, and filled with manlets making fun of other manlets
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>>27054815
>It was me barry, it was me all along
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Manlets should be sent to concentration camps
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Manlets are degenerates
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>>27056123
it's too bad they've probably had more intimate contact with women in a year than you have in several years, because you were so busy shaming the manlets in a turkish animatronics forum

when will they learn, right?
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>>27055200
You're gay as fugg, why not go to >>>/y/ and fap to your degenerate fetish over there?
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>5'11"
>wear lifts and memeboots everyday to look 6'1"
I'll keep doing this until someone calls me out on it
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5'5 but 5'10 with my gothboots, I can fuck you faggots up so shut the fuck up
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>Brothers are both 6'0
>I'm 5'5
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maybe I will be rich one day like robert downey junior, maybe life will get better, I'm holding out
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>>27054060
Mfw when 5'9 and have probably fucked more in the last month than this entire board combined
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>>27057775
>I'm 6'4
>brother is 6'1
>everyone calls him the short one
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>>27053581
Scientology got tom cruise.
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Why does OP keep posting this? Is he really that insecure and buttmad about being a kissless virgin despite being tall?
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>>27057875
He fell for the "Because I'm tall everything will be handed to me" meme. However, he hasn't been getting anything and is now a bitchy little pussy who can't own up to his own failures in life despite being blessed. :^)
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>>27054298
>tfw 6'9
Get on my level midget
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>>27053801

> 6"7
> 360 pounds
> bear mode
> fist as big as a human head

Why don't you ask yourself what you would do if me and you were stuck on island together. I hear you talking about manlets, but you would take one look at me in the jungle and goblle up my dick to not get knocked out. And if you bite me I will slam you on the ground and bash your jaw until it pops off your head. Then We'd go dow to the local manlet tribe and I'd let them run train on you for a price.

Know your place faggot.
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>tfw 5'5 manlet but am not a virgin because of face and personality

I don't have sex every week but i'm better off than most of you guys here.
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>>27059070

>6'2"
>no sex when i was awkward
>sex now that i'm not

You guys are looking for a reason to excuse yourself not getting laid. "Oh it's my height, oh it's cause girls are whores who don't like Nice Guys(tm), oh it's cause Chads are stealing them from me". Stop feeling sorry for yourself, it's your own fault and no-one else's.
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>>27058526
Meanwhile, short guys are having sex. OP must cry himself to sleep every night.
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>tfw manlet with 8 inch dick
i think ill be ok
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>>27054150
I'm 5 feet tall and this is pretty much what happened to me in college. Some douchebag football bro ambushed me in the bathroom next to the gym and made me blow him. He threatened to kick my ass if I didn't make it a recurring thing.

>be 5 feet tall and have a 5'10 tall wife who doesn't even have sex with me
>feels bad bro
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>>27055132
my wife is over a foot taller then me in heels
>routinely compares me to a middle schooler
>super over protective because I'm so small
>thinks I might be a target for predators

When I ask her why she can go out alone to get drinks with her co workers, her reply is that "I'm a grown woman and they are grown men... it's not the same thing"

>literally stuck at home while she works all day then goes out for after work drinks
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>>27055200

I never admitted to my wife what happened in college but she straight up asks me that if she can beat the crap out of me, what would a "grown man" do to me?
>she raises this argument whenever I try to exert independence or do something on my own
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>>27053541
>2016
>Caring about being under 6ft
WHO CARES
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5'9 and still get regular pussy , stay mad lanklets
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>>27055492
Feel free

>my foot taller wife refuses sex with me because I'm too small to take her from behind how she likes
>forced to settle for asking her to pose while I take pictures
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>>27055680
Still 3 inches taller then me.
>nobody believes me and my wife are together when we go out so guys routinely flirt with her in front of me
>she likes the attention
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>>27059053
i keep telling you this tell us AND tell the whole world youtube,twitter ect

let us the manlets know including me
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>tfw 6'2 handholdless
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>>27059412
they flirt in front of you? wow you should assert your dominance and tell them to fuck off tbqh
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>>27059053
>360 pounds
>bear mode
nah mate youre just fat as fuck
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Anyone that is under 18 and short should get HGH injections. Too bad it costs like 50-100k so only rich parents can afford it.
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>>27053541
>How do you go outside every day only to be physically dominated by most men, and embarrassingly, even some women?
I trap. Years of being picked on and teased for being small and it pays off with me stealing girl privilege. People see a small slender 5'4" guy and they can't help but look down on me, but when they see a girl that size they think nothing of it.

I get intimidated by tall guys though. 5'10" and up and they like tower over me
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>>27059443
Dude, I'm 5 feet tall. They would kick my ass and besides, my wife tells me to just be a good boy and not make a scene while she handle it by subtly flirting back with them.

>the ass I'm too small to handle
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>>27059400
damn so just letting you jerk off to pictures of her no kissing or making out or her letting you grab her tits or that ass while you fap then cum on that towel?

dude that cruel as fuck of her
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>>27059467
I'm not a trap, but at 5 feet tall I feel like this around both guys and girl. Especially my wife's co-workers.

I'm her house husband so I sit home bored all day while she works and usually goes out for drinks after work. I went out with her once and her Chad co-workers were teasing me after they saw me standing on my tiptoes to use the urinal in the bathroom.

Instead of sticking up for me, my wife giggled along with them. Later she said it was because "she has to work with them and didn't want to rock the boat".

I don't go out for drinks with them anymore.
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>>27059502
shes defs fucking her co workers lol
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>>27053541
5'8

haven't had a sex since high school. Not sure whether /robot/ or /failed normie/
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>>27053541
Is it just me or does that list keep changing every time it's posted? I remember 6 1 being the perfect size last time.
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>be 6'4
>only girl i have ever loved had three brothers at 6'8 to 6'10
>FUCK
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>>27059502
It wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't so androgynous looking. A lot of manlets I see end up looking like dwarves with beards, wide stature, maybe overcompensating muscle. Wearing long hair, I got mistaken for a girl a lot because small frame and height. If I didn't trap, Chad's would see me as a target or a child.
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>>27059472
>You will never come home from a long day at work to find that on your bed.
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>>27059053
seems to me like it would be pretty easy keeping my distance from you
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>>27059592
bein girly looking and all still makes you a target just less so im guessing?

im 5'6 and 25 and have long hair too weird how i get what you described it makes sense,
sometimes i kinda like being mistaken for a girl tho.
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>>27059432

not after the manlets and not that guy. read again friendo.
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>>27059592
That's probably why I was sexually assaulted in college. I'm 5ft tall, skinny, with no body hair. I look sort of androgynous. I never told my wife but I think she knows I'm naturally submissive around bigger men.

I mean, she literally compared me to being the same as a middle schooler.
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>>27059634

That's what you'll have to do dicklet. Its easy for you to try to pick on the manlets but there are always bigger fish. Be honest, if me, you and your girlfriend were stuck in an a elevator what do you think you could do I decided bash your head against the wall in a fit of lustful rage and then sodomized you in front of her? You would wake up watching your tears stream down your girl's face as I slow pump your smaller ass with my alpha as fuck alpha body. You said it yourself, this is the law of the jungle.
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>>27059669
dude im sorry thats fucking horrible
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>>27059655
When they think you're a girl, no. They treat you very nicely if anything. But before I actually tried trapping, it was pretty bad. I've even gotten groped in school in crowded hallways as well as in a convenience store that was packed with kids from school one time. Kinda makes you feel dirty and helpless and pretty much destroys any sense of male pride you have.

>>27059669
I lack body hair too and can't grow facial hair. Asian genetics and mixed race kinda makes it worse being that you look white enough to not have the "oh asian androgyny lol"
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>>27059669

> p- please show us your pretty girly face anon/femanon
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>>27053541
Easy, I don't go outside.
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Dude either your gay or just fucked up stupid. Or a troll. Anyways if this is true what your telling then you should reconsider who you are. Start dominating her that's what she needs. Be more aggressive and an arsehole that will help believe me. Oh and try sports seeing that youve got all this freetime..

Oh and OP lanklet go to hell you gay fag just because your a loser and your life sucks you try to pick on manlets hahaha yeah I'm sure your a 6'5 240 lbs Chad xD Bet some of my manlet fellas have hurt you pretty bad and now your crying and trying to talk smack over the internet. Salty Loser Lanklet have a good day and go fuck yourself
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tfw somewhere between 6'3" and 6'4" and virign
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>>27059736
yeah i see what you mean i met this one guy ata bar who started crushing on me hardcore and treated me like a little girl it was weird as fuck
but im a muscian so thats my excuse for having long hair and dressing so cool lol
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>>27059753
he just needs to be careful she don't knock him out since she weights so more than him

but yeah this dude
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>>27059790
I tried the musician look and it failed because no manly features in face, and long thick pin straight asian hair. The tight jeans and plaid just accentuated my body in a less than masculine way i had problems with puberty
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>>27059818
same but yeah the whole feminine rockstar wannabe look is not for all people or short guys although i have started wearing more tight pants and plaid lately which is strange?

but i guess i can just pull it off?
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>>27059818
but yeah dude im not sure what to say or what advice to give being that im in the same postion in life height wise and all but i do wish you the best and all even tho life tends to not give us short guys a break.
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>>27059845
I just ended up looking like a girl. I wasn't really trying to either. But I hated all the wannabe ghetto and emo styles. One time these black guys (lot of black people at my old high school) came out to me calling me "shawty" only to realize I was a guy. They called me a faggot and told me I looked like a bitch and pushed me against the fence outside and took the lunch I was carrying. Been afraid of black people ever since.

>>27059883
I just became a trap. While people don't take women very seriously, I still get treated better than I did as a guy. No one at my job knows I'm a boy.
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>>27059818
>>27059845
>>27059883
So you guys spend all day thinking about how tall you are? "same position in life height wise" WHAT THE FUCK seriously this is mental.. I don't want to offend you guys but if this is your big issue in life then you should all go fuck yourselfs!

What a fucking world we live in
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>>27059945
shit thats scary as fuck i guess im lucky ive never had such an experience and wow no one knows yer a boy true secret agent style?
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>>27059964
no people keep mentioning how incompetent i am in daily conversation and shit man i have worse problems than being 25 and 5'6 but im not sure thats for this thread.
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>>27059995
I really hated high school. I got picked on a lot. The worst by far was the groping. I felt like a piece of meat and it fucked with my head for weeks. I exercised a lot, at least as far as jogging a lot so my butt was curvy and the pants just accentuated it more.

>wow no one knows yer a boy true secret agent style?
Yeah it's pretty nice not gonna lie. My one supervisor heavily favors women so it works to my advantage.
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>>27059964

When some of my close family members died I inherited 2 houses and some land, my drug addict 6'2 cousin started smoking when he was 14 and comes from a broken home, I'd instantly switch with him to be his height.
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>>27060049
well shit yeah good for you? go with the flow if it works for you?
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>>27060011
Ok that might be a problem but you can learn to to talk and chat with other persons in real life. It takes guts but there's definetly a solution to your problem. Maybe you got a little social phobia. Do you feel uncomfortable when talking to people face to face?

>>27060083
Bro you need a slap in the face.. Sorry for the loss of your family members though
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>>27059361
DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POSTER
HE POSTS THIS SAME SHIT AGAIN AND AGAIN

He is merely posting his cuck fantasy.
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>>27060083
well you can buy smokes, stop smoking aids, and houses but height costs a lot more than those and the operation is far more dangerous that those things so shit i dunno ?
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>How have you genuinely not killed yourself yet manlets?

I have a very above average penis.
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>>27055826
>humans are attracted to symmetry
>brags about something grotesquely asymmetrical
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>>27060173
yeah i would say i do i live in a small town so lets just say im not held in that good an regard but thats right i should try to be less freaked out and more social
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>>27060177
i know i could tell by how in those pics of her with the leather dress on there is a towl on the couch

wtf is that there for if hes just gonna fap to the pictures??? huh ?? weird guy but his wifes ass is banging.
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>tfw 6'2" and not getting any benefits
What the fuck am i missing?Seriously!
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>>27060165
Thanks. My coworkers call me cute because I get all embarrassed when they talk about sex and stuff. I'm just not used to hearing girls talk about those things so it makes me turn red and freeze up/stutter a bit when they ask me questions. They think it's cute, but like how am I supposed to respond to a woman telling me how much she loves going to the dentist because she feels dominated having her cute dentist on top of her with her at his mercy and such. Or talks about bondage.
>hey anonette do you like bondage
>"w-w-wat"
>lol don't worry be on this team long enough and you'll learn to like these conversations just give it time
One time they speculated how tight I am because I don't have any kids thanks to some innuendo joke. I hid my face in my paperwork and ran away.

If I was a still a guy, I wouldn't have the position I do now which is pretty awesome for retail not gonna lie.

Embrace the traptitude my vertically challenged anons.
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>>27055695
>tfw 8gb
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>>27060220
Well I didn't say your freaked out but I guess your just a shy person. And that is not bad at all. You need to start feeling better Buddy. Do something for yourself. And btw a shut mouth catches no flies. There's always two sides of the coin..

>>27060232
Where's your a-game? You haven't tried hard enough yet. It's your choice you can keep on whining or just start winning
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>>27060257
wow quite a story strange how i relate to some of it and other parts like wanting to fuck my dentist and how she always tells me how handsome i am if only she were single

life is strange best of wishes
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>>27060230
It's not his wife. He just has a few pictures from the internets and reposts them. He is a lonely virgin with cuck fantasies.
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>>27060301
yeah deffo thanks man
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>>27060345
yeah im not suprised
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>>27054150
I'm 6'2" but I still want to be done like that.

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>>27060427
LOL bend over bad boi ;)
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>>27054985
Capped for future cringe threads
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>>27060800
lol the boy needs his toys
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>>27060378
>>27060345

Literally posted a time stamp last night.
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>>27060345
>>27060378

Her wearing the same shoes.
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>>27060257

My wife is constantly making me wear stuff like tight capris or a cute Tumi bag. She says it makes me look "adorable" and I should accept it because I will never be got like a "full grown man".

She says I should embrace the fact that I'm as small as a middle schooler.
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>>27061517
Of the shoes you bought (or stole). Still no timestamp of your "wife". You're a pathetic cuck fantasizer.
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All these 6ft 4+ circus attractions in this thread. Hey at least you're a fetish :)
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>>27061583
Really?

"Hey wife, let me timestamp a picture of you so I can upload it to a website." I time-stamped her thong and shoes, it sounds like you just can't comprehend that what I'm talking about is actually real.
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>>27059669

this is hot as fuck, post more
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>>27062482
You could literally have timestamped over half of these pictures. She's not even looking at the camera. You can't provide an actual timestamp because this whole thing is your made up fantasy.
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I'll let you in on a secret: being tall doesn't get you shit.

I'm 6'3 and besides having 1 gf I've been pretty lonely. You have to look and act like a Chad if you want to fuck Stacy. That's all.
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>>27062831
I'm not even posting her face. You have no idea if she is looking at me. I literally time stamped her shoes and underwear. Don't believe me then. I don't have to convince you of my reality.

>>27062586
Post more of my wife? Sure. I'm sitting home bored out of my mind while she is at work anyway.
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>>27062950
this is some meta level cuck posting but sheesh
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