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CHOICES THREAD


heeheehee hooohoohoo
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>>27052522
23 stick bugs and psychedelics.
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>>27052522
>TV
>Consoles
>Gourmet Food
>Eliza
>Weed
>Psychadelics

Done
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chromebook
gaming pc
books
36, entertainment done

garden for getting sun and exercise
8

dog for company
6

50 even, 2 easy
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>>27052696
Wait I went 4 points over
Take out the consoles and swap it for
>Books
>iPod
>Alcohol
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>tv
>all consoles (i'm assuming emulators are out of the question, if not the PC)
>chromebook
>unlimited junk food
>unlimited weed
That would basically be my life now but i'd be getting paid a million bucks a year for it
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>>27052522

gaming pc with all games (14)
chromebook with internet (18)
[honestly the books and music are part of the internet, retard]
gourmet food (10)
fleshlight (6)

easy :d
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>>27052522
>chromebook with internet
>all consoles and games
>gourmet food
>treadmill and weights
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>>27052522
Chromebook - 18
Prison Food - 4
Weights/Treadmill - 8
Allison - 10
Pills - 8 (need for life)
Music - 2
No books, cause I can get PDFs off the Chromebook.
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>>27052522
eliza and a nice garden where we can grow plants together in. she could teach me how to keep the soil moist. we wouldn't need food, we would just live off the bountiful fruits of our garden. with the rest of my points I would take a snake, for a minute or two then back on me feet to call for you. oh, and music
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>>27052522
>tv with all the movies and shows (assuming anime is included)
>gaming pc with all the games
>gourmet food
>weights
>greenhouse
Literally the perfect and only sensible option.
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50
>Gourmet Food -10
40
>Pills -8
32
>Chromebook+Internet -18
14
>iPod+music -2
12
>Speakers -2
10
>TV+shows -10
0

Pills for DIY MtF.
Internet because I must have it.
Food is my life.
TV and iPod because muh HD and ease of access, I know the Internet can provide those but finding and watching animu on a Chromebook would be personal hell.
Speakers are awesome.
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TV (40 left)
Ipod (38 left)
Books (34 left)
Treadmill+Weights(26 left)
Allison (16 left)
Psychodelics (12 left)
Eliza (2 left)

Can't decide between the surround sound or the stick bug.
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>>27052522
>psychadelics, 44
>weed, 38
>hippie girl, 28
>chromebook, 18
>tv/movies, 8
>greenhouse, 8
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tv: 10
internet: 18
gourmet food: 10
treadmill + weights: 8
unlimited alcohol: 4

These 10 years i'll live more luxuriously than i've lived my life as a neet so far. I wanted to get a snek, it looks qt, but i don't trust myself to not go insane and do weird/bad things with the poor fuck.

to be honest if best friend could also mean "ideal person" and didn't had the stupid "no sex" rule i'd take it over weights and alcohol. You can do lots of shit without any of those two, specially if the gourmet menu includes once-a-day cocktails or something.
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Tv
Chromebook
Speakers
Gourmet food
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>>27052522

How big is this garden, OP? 8 points seems pretty fucking steep. Unless it's huge and I can go for a 15 minute walk through it every day, you can fuck off with those 8 points.
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>>27053477
I would shitpost on /tv/ so much
What a drram
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Any fembots in here taking the test? It would be pretty cool to see what differs on your choices from the robots'
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>>27052522
>gourmet food
>junk food
>two puppies
>chromebook with internet
>garden with green house
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All I need:
>gun
6 points
>moot
6 points
>heroin
4 points

For just 16 points I get to shoot moot then kill myself in the least painful way. Win-win
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TV - 10
Internet - 18
Music - 2
Speakers - 2
Prison food - 4
Weed - 6
Psychedelics - 4
Alcohol - 4

I would be perfectly OK with sitting on the couch all day everyday getting high and drunk. And if I ever feel like ending it, I'll just OD on a combination of drugs and alcohol (although I'd probably die pretty soon from that lifestyle anyways).
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>>27052522
All music, unlimited books, surround sound speakers, gourmet food, weed, psychedelics, 3 instruments, Eliza, and a snake

>everyone pics tv, internet, and consoles over books and instruments
You're literal plebs
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>>27053514
im this one >>27053530

honestly i would swap the junkfood for an extra puppy but i am short 4 points.
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if you aren't picking eliza you're doing it wrong
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>>27053514
I can never resist them, though I hate how this version doubles the point cost/allotment for no real reason. No 1 pointers to fill it out. Way too many drugs and people choices.

>unlimited books - 4
>gourmet food - 10
>garden - 8
>all music - 2
>speakers - 2
>three instruments (harp, violin, piano) - 8
>treadmill and weights - 8
>kitten - 6
>pool table - 2
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>>27053499 here again

Another question: Does weights include a barbell and weights, or just freeweights? Do I get a squat rack? Bench?
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>garden with greenhouse 8
>Eliza 10
>gourmet food, huge menu 10
>Chromebook with internet 18
>unlimited junkfood (i enjoy soda) 2
>Stickbug 2

8+10+10+18+2+2 = 50= zero Points left

man my Life would be much better, then now :c
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>>27052522

>Chromebook with internet
>All consoles and games
>Gourmet food
>Unlimited books
>Unlimited alcohol

I don't even care about sex or social interaction.

I'll either do bodyweight exercises or be a skinnyfat DYEL.
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>>27052522
Pretty easy:

>Gourmet food (10)
>Treadmill and weights (8)
If I am going to have all that time, might as well get /fit/ with a proper diet and lifting/exercise.

>Chromebook with internet (18)
Entertainment and connection to others (social media, e-mail, 4chan). Also can listen to music on sites like Youtube.

>Puppy or kitten (6)
Real life companionship.

>Garden with greenhouse (8)
As close to outdoor you can get in case cabin fever starts setting in. Also provides entertainment since it would be a hobby for me.
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Gaming PC, gourmet food, tred and weights, Alison, and pills I guess
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>>27052522
how have u autists not figured out the combo yet.
tv
books
gourmet food
allison
treadmill
puppy
junk food
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>>27052522
1.Well, I must feed myself, Prison food. 4 points
I actually liked to school cafeteria food.
2. Unlimited books 4 points. Prolly the best use of time. that leaves me with 42 points
3. Treadmill and weights, so 34 points
I want friends, so both Regina, and Allison the athlete. 14 points, so I'm down to my last 20.
4. Music, so 3 musical instruments.... hmm keyboard, violin, and accordion. and the ipod so thats 10 points
5. Well garden 8 points, and pool table.
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>>27053514
i'm this >>27053440
nothing too girly, i guess. Being a NEET kinda does that to you.
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>>27053597

Won't you be bored without internet, tv, or games Anon? Are you just going to read, listen to music, and play with your cat all day?

>>27053620

Hi /fit/!
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>>27052522
pc 14, chromebook 18, (32) tobacco 4,(36) books (40) fast food (46) heroin (50)

got all pc games and the laptop for internet
books when bored
unlimited heroin 4 points?????? dude ill do this for free fuck 10 mil
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>>27052522
>gourmet food - 10
>fast food - 6
>treadmill and weights - 8
>chromebook - 18
>puppy - 6
>ipod/speakers - 2
is there a place to walk my pupper at least?

>>27052617
kek
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>>27053669

You're seriously not going to try and smash that nice fit Allison booty?
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chromebook
gourmet food
treadmill & weights
Allison
snek
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>>27053777
I don't watch TV and rarely play video games. Most of the non-work things I do online are about books anyway. It'd be better to just read during that time too. There's no end to interesting books to read in a lifetime.

Besides, I'd have a garden to tend to, instruments to learn how to play, exercise to do and a pool table to mess around with. I prefer the version of this where you have a well-stocked kitchen vs. the gourmet food delivered, because then there's a lot of time spent learning to cook too.
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>>27052522
>Tread Mill & Weights - 8 Points
>Unlimited Books - 4 Points
>Gourmet Food - 10 Points
>Chrome Book 18 Points
>Allison - 10 points


Pretty easy choices.
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>>27053669
Actually changed my mind slightly:

>Gourmet food (10)
>Treadmill and weights (8)
If I am going to have all that time, might as well get /fit/ with a proper diet and lifting/exercise.

>Chromebook with internet (18)
Entertainment and connection to others (social media, e-mail, 4chan). Also can listen to music on sites like Youtube.

>Allison (10)
Companionship and sex.

>Pool table (2)
Entertainment with Allison.

>Unlimited junk food (2)
For comfy time.
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T.V. 10pts
Treadmill/weights 8pts
Allison 10pts
Gourmet food 10pts
Unlimited pills 8pts
Pool table 2pts
Ipod 2pts
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>Gaming PC, 14pts
Literally decades worth of games with lots of replay value.

>Books, 4pts
Another near-infinite source of entertainment, need at least two so my companion isn't bored.

>iPod, 2pts
>Speakers, 2pts
I need music or I'll go crazy. Good compliment to reading or gaming.

>Gourmet Food, 10pts
Totally worth it. I can't eat garbage and relish good food and variety.

>Garden, 8pts
Primarily so I can get Eliza. It would be nice to have an alternate place to read/have sex. Presumably, I can get some sun here, too.

>Eliza, 10pts
Companionship is a need, as is sex. Should be good.

50 pts ez pz

No need for drugs, animals, or internet...for fitness, calisthenics, martial arts or yoga would be enough.
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TV
Chromebook
Fast food
Alcohol
I dont give a shit about the rest so I'll take moot and shrooms
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>gun with one bullet
>shoot myself in the head on day one
>i win
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GAMING PC
CHROMEBOOK WITH INTERNET
GOURMET FOOD
TOP SHELF WEED
PSYCHEDELICS
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>>27054023
wait I have 2 points left I'll take helga and make moot fuck her
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Ipod - 2
Books - 4
Speakers - 2
gourmet food - 10
snek - 4
cat - 6
allison - 10
treadmill and weights - 8
alcohol - 4
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tv - 10
internet - 28
fast food - 34
treadmill and weights - 42
pills - 50

I stopped playing games a couple years ago. Back then my choices would have differed.
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>>27054131
a truly evil way to treat a slave
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>>27052522
you dont need anything else
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>>27054163
lonely, soulless faggot
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>>27052522
>Gourmet food - 10 points
>Treadmill and weights - 8 points
>Garden with greenhouse - 8 points
>Allison - 10 points
>iPod - 2 points
>TV - 10 points
>Pool table - 2 points
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>weed
>psychedelics
>books
>Eliza
>internet
>fast food
>speakers

Wow, that was retardly easy. I threw in the speakers because I had the extra points.
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>>27052522
>consoles
>chrome book
>gourmet food
>unlimited alcohol
>mit chick

>Games and Internet can keep me entertained.
>best food to stay healthy
>alcohol to get loose
>mit girl for meaningful discussions and possibly learn something
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You need to add the other cool stuff back in, OP.
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>>27052522

2 moots and 1 gun and heroin and a b-tard

then they fight to death
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Bretty easy boys
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>>27054275
yea i'll do that in a few weeks.
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WHY CANT I FUCK REGINA HOLY SHIT SHES WAY BETTER THAN THE OTHER GIRLS
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Fucking easy

\b\tard - entertainment by killing in different ways everyday (4)

unlimited pills - You could do so many interesting and awesome things (8)

Gourment food - Gotta eat (10)

Chromebook (18)

Books (4)

Idk what else desu.
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Chrome book, pc, fast food, unlimited pills (I need adderall) and I guess psychedelics ( don't take them but I must say unlimited seems like an interesting prospect, if not just for the chemistry shenanigans I might be able to pull)
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>>27052522
put all my points into stickbug
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Garden With Greenhouse: 8 Points
Eliza: 10 Points
Gourmet Food: 10 Points
TV with all movies and shows: 10 Points
Surround Sound Speakers 2 Points
ipod 2 Points
Wii/GameCube/PS4/Wii U/N64 with all games 8 points
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>>27052522
>no options for homosex

Fuck this game
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>>27054275
3 full kitchen
12 surround sound
20 drugs
41 huge outdoor space
17+18

40 points 5m$
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>>27054617
whats wrong with moot you picky faggot
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>>27052522

Was hard to choose. I decided on the best food option because going 10 years of "nourishing gruel", fast food, or fucking prison food would make me want to invest 6 points into the gun for when I soduko 3 weeks into this ordeal.

10 years of nothing to do would definitely give me ample time to gitgud at an instrument like I always wanted but never did.

I chose the dumb hippy broad because even though I'm a virginal loser, I don't think I could go another 10 years of certain sexlessness. Social contact is also a human need even for the shy so just for my sanity's sake. However, the thought of being locked up with a hippy for ten years make me want to invest 6 points into something else again...

iPod because cheap and would give me something to do while I 420-blaze-it-fgt for the first time with the stoner broad. Garden so I can at least smell fresh air every once in awhile.

Books so I do something productive other than playing an instrument. I REALLY wanted a pet but I only had enough points left for stick bug which probably won't live for very long anyway...

Regardless of what you choose, I think we can all agree on one thing: Drugs and alcohol along with a living companion are an ABSOLUTE MUST and if you deny that you are full of shit.
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>>27054697
god you're fucking autistic
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>>27052617

holy shit that is some topshelf kek there
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>>27054776

Thanks for stating the obvious.
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>>27052522
Anyone doesn't pick these is fucking retarded.
>Chromebook
>gourmet food
>Allison
>Treadmill and Weights
>Unlimited Alcohol

By the end of this all I'll be fucking Chad. I'll get /fit/ by being forced to only eat healthy gourmet food, and the only activities availble for me to do being lifting, running, fucking a 10/10 stacy, and browsing the internet which I'll use only to keep up to keep up with current events & pirate movies at least in the beginning. By the time I'm comfortable enough to go on 4chan and stuff around her I'll already have been in the habit of lifting for months so it wouldn't wreck anything. Would probably browse /fit/ intead of /r9k/ though. Maybe once Allison starts getting bored I'll introduce her to anime. I know it sounds cringey as fuck but I always thought that couples that watch animes together looked pretty comfy. She wouldn't be able to leave anyway so that doesn't matter. Plus she probably would've become a lot less of a normie by being stuck with me for a year or 2.

I'll probably have a crippling alcohol addiction by the end of it though. I would've preferred the weed over the alcohol but I was 2 fucking points off.
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>>27054697
Why would drugs and alcohol be a must? I've lived my life so far without need for either. There's no reason for me to suddenly need them. I already live basically in an isolated basement.
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>>27054919
>allison not eliza
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>>27054275

>nightmare difficulty

I don't know if I made the right decisions...

Also, why 3 bullets? Gun should be free too fuck you for making me spend a point on it.
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>>27055051

Going 10 years in solitary confinement and reduced visual and sensory stimulation, you'd need some form of chemical escapism.

Trust me I know where you're coming from, but for 10 years without so much as a minute of fresh, outside air? Fuck. That.
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>>27055181
I assumed the garden had something going for it with freshness.
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>>27055211

Yeah but I also assume it ain't in the outside.

There is a very fine difference between imprisonment against your will and agoraphobia. Freedom is something we all take for granted.
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gaming pc
Weed
Psychedelics
Pills
Treadmill & weights
Ipod
Speakers
Prison food
Snek
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>>27052522
Weed, psychs, eliza, gruel, junk food, chromebook and speakers

Let's get more of these pls
>my pic
kitchen, tv, tv/movies, vidya, music, drugs
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>>27055236
garden is outside, i'll clarify when I update the image
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>>27054275
>3. full kitchen so I have the option of healthy food. Would've preferred gourmet chef though.
>34. Sounds like the average Stacy. I'll just imagine emotional fulfillment if I have to. Probably not that hard. Plus no one to cuck me with. Also I could teach her how to cook, and make her cook for me.
>13. Gym, might as well get /fit/ while I'm stuck there.
>11. Internet, for when I'm bored of the other stuff.
>19. Unlimited alcohol, fuck yeah I'd do this for free. Alcohol's gonna make my time even better.
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>>27054275
Only need the $5mil, so 40 points.

>library - 6
>all music & surround sound - 4
>full kitchen - 6
>art equipment - 4
>hygiene products - 3
>medical care - 2
>typewriter - 1
>garden - 3
>kitten - 5
>balcony - 6
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>>27055113
>picking smelly retarded leftist over 10/10 stacy that you slowly degenerate into anime and jewish conspiracies
Wtf are you doing m8? After 10 years she'd be the perfect waifu.
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>>27052522
>Moot DTF

fucking lost everything I was chewing, m8
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>>27055392
enjoy your muscular chick you faggot.
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>>27054697
It says she's dtf and your both there for 10 years. You could rape her if she really wouldn't fuck you. I don't think you would have to though because she doesn't want to go 10 years without sex either.
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>books 4 (Read about science and philosophy, and burn Twilight books to cook food)
>tread mill weights 8 (get fit)
>garden and greenhouse 8 (grow my own food and pot/psychadelics, also it will attract animals which I can tame.)
>Allison/Eliza 20 (all of those characteristics in one person)
I have an ideal life with 10 points left over.
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>>27055416
It said athletic not muscular. There's a clear fucking difference.

Pic related is an athletic body. Are you really so muscularly deficient you'd call that muscular?
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>>27055504
>books 4 (Read about science and philosophy, and burn Twilight books to cook food)

I think you forgot to dump a few points into your hat.
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>>27055549
ironically that's allison, the girl in OPs image. she got fat now I think, you fucking faggot
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>>27055504
>Allison/Eliza 20 (all of those characteristics in one person)
Why not just get both?
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>>27055594
I'd also burn copies of the bible and quran
*tipping intensifies
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>>27055626
I don't like having many people around. One woman whom I can constantly obsess over is superior to two tbqh.
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Allison for sex and getting fit: 10 [10]
weights n shit so I can get some good pussy: 8 [18]
gourmet food so I get healthier: 10 [28]
unlimited cohols because the rest are degenerate: 4 [32]
ipod for moosic: 2 [34]
books for logic: 4 [36]
speakers for listening to moosic: 4 [40]
garden for niceness: 8 [48]
pool table for sex and geometry: 2 [50]

can this be real please
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>>27055606
Yeah I know it was sort of unintentional. Pic OP used turned up when I googled athletic girl and I just reverse searched that.

>she got fat now I think
Probably fatter then she was in college since she's probably too old to be eligible for the olympics.

She still looks pretty good in her insta https://www.instagram.com/allisonstokke/ , but to your point she was way hotter in college.
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>>27055662
Its only two people though for like 10 years. I'm pretty autistic myself but I'd probably be pretty comfortable with them after only a couple of weeks much less 10 years. Spend leftover points on drugs or alcohol and it'll be even smoother.
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>>27055739
>pool table for sex and geometry
kek
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>>27055253
Does the vidya in your pic come with something t play them on?
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>>27055855
Yeah, but I don't like alcohol, and I already have a garden to grow pot and psychedelics. And, Idk the whole two women thing just still seems kind of "eh" to me.
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Chromebook - 18
Gourmet Food - 10
Alison, Athlete, DTF - 10
Treadmill / Weights - 8
Books - 4
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tv - 10/50
all consoles/games - 24/50
fast food - 30/50
treadmill & weights - 38/50
ipod - 40/50
cumdumpster allison - 50/50
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>>27052522
chromebook with internet: 18
unlimited junk food: 2 (20)
gourmet food, huge menu: 10 (30)
puppy: 6 (36)
fleshlight: 6 (42)
violin, cello and viola da gamba: 8 (50)
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>>27052522
chromebook 18
gaming pc 32
gourmet food 42
junk food 44
puppy 50
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A lot of pedophiles in this thread I see.
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>>27054275
>>27056756
Gourmet food: 9
All movies and tv shows: 4 (13)
Internet: 16 (29)
Puppy: 5 (34)
Pool table: 1 (35)
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>>27056856
Why?

original 643251432463251432
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>>27052522
>Allison 10
>Treadmill and weights 18
>Garden with greenhouse 26
>Gourmet food 36
>Books 40
>Music 42
>Surround sound 44
>Puppy

Might as well have a clean break and become a normie.

Other option would be
>Helga 2
>Fast food 8
>Gun + bullet 14
(Shoot Helga day one)
>Chromebook 32
>Fleshlight 38
>psychedelics 42
>heroin 46
>alcohol 50
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>>27052522
this doesn't matter, but i was going through my files and realized i had the full picture of allison saved.
s-so if anyone wanted it...
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>books 4
>instruments 8
>ipod 2
>sound system 2


>prison food 4
>garden 8
>wee 6
>psy 4
>btard 4

sums up to 42
and thats my answer.
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>>27052522
Do the women have willing sexual intercourse?
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>>27052703
>2 easy

you just starved yourself you fcking moron
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>>27057089
the ones that say "DTF" do.
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>>27052522
>moot
>DTF

lol'd
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I choose the gun, I would right now but I live in Australia
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>>27052522
>Allison
>Treadmill and weights
>Gourmet food
>TV
>Garden with greenhouse
>ipod
>Puppy
>Unlimited books

>Work out
>Watch kino
>Tend to the garden
>Play with puppo
>Listen to music
>Get sick ass food
>Read books
>Bang puss
>Get a better 10 years than I would have had and come out well read, fit and rich
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>>27057096
He can eat the dog.
>>
>chromebook
>unlimited books
>gourmet food
>unlimited junk food
>regina MIT professor
>random btard
>unlimited pills

Sounds like the best 10 years of my life and then after 10 years it gets even better. Fuck yeah.
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>>27057096
The gruel is free, you shit
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>>27052522
Chromebook, gourmet food, eliza, garden, books
>>
Chromebook
Fleshlight
Fast Food and Junk Food
Jerk off until I die of a heart attack
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>>27052522
chrome w/ internet
books
gourmet food
treadmill
allison. have 10 free points and she'd likely be the best option for a spotter.
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>>27053514

I am >>27057392

Honestly I just want to become super smart.
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>>27052522
>Treadmill & Weights
42 left
>Allison (for sex, company and a spotter)
32 left
>Gourmet food
22 left
>tv
12 left
>alcohol
8 left
>books
4 left
>ipod
2 left
>speakers
done

>eat big get big
>fuck allison 5 times a day
>work out with allison 5 days a week
>watch tv and listen to music drunk with allison
>read books and watch doco's to keep my brain working
>>
books
good food
athlete chick for fucking
cigs
puppy
garden

ill miss gaming but i love fucking and reading more
>>
>all these people not picking an outside garden

Out of everything besides food (if you don't pick any do you starve?) it is the one thing that you absolutely will need.

Being locked in a small room for 10 years without sunlight will degrade anyone's well-being.
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>>27052522
I hope that yall choosing the fleshlight realize that that shit would last maybe 3 years tops
>>
>>27052522
>random /b/tard joins you every day

fuckin' dangerous game you're playing there, bud

That is a LOT of /b/tards you'll have to meet
>>
10 snakes, unlimited heroin and a fleshlight.
>>
3 instruments of my choice
Gourmet Food
Puppy
Chromebook
Surround Sound speakers
Unlimited books
Nourishing gruel
Stick bug
>>
>>27057667

more like 3 months
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>>27057738
>snakes AND fleshlight

seems a bit redundant
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>>27052522
>chrome
>Eliza
>Fast food
>Garden
>DMT
>ipod for Eliza
>pool table

This is going to be boring as shit. I'm almost tempted to include the random b tard so me and Eliza have stories to tell with the retarded encounters.
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>>27052522
Gourmet Food (10)
Treadmill + Allison (28)
Unlimited Alc (32)
Internet (50)

I'm assuming I can play music and read books online, otherwise I'd dump Allison and the Treadmill to get Music, Speakers, Books, Regina, and Puppy.
>>
>>27057892
You need a garden though to have sun hit you in the slightest. You will literally be grey and your body won't be able to recover from the constant drinking without some sunlight.
>>
>>27052522
The M9 with one bullet.

It's the only enlightened answer
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books - 4
music - 2
speakers - 2
gourmet food huge menu - 10
garden - 8
hippy chick - 10
top shelf weed - 6
alcohol - 4
psychedelics - 4

>this is 1000x better than any life i will ever have...........
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>>27057933
i feel like it would be an indoor garden with uv lighting. anyways i kind of assumed that type of shit would be taken care of so we wouldn't be forced to waste points on it. I mean, nourishing gruel is 0 points for a reason..
>>
moot get
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>>27057997
They should've gotten specific with that one. If it's UV Lighting, it'd be pointless, but if you were able to stroll outside within a small area, the points would be worth it.
>>
>>27052522

What's the deal with the company section? Are the girls DTF regardless of your personality or looks? Do they have to like you or else they'll just never interact with you? I wouldn't waste points on someone who will obviously just hate me.
>>
>>27058081
Do the random /b/tard one.

It'll be mostly guys, but you'll get that one girl here and there that you can get completely drunk/high off her ass. You can also keep whatever the random encounter leaves because you'll never see them again.
>clothes that might impress newcomers
>3ds
>vita
>random shit
>>
>>27052522
gaming pc, chromebook, sound speakers, gourmet food,
I'd get a self maintained garden if I had 2 more points left.
So I'll just settle with a fleslight.
>>
>>27054275
kitchen - 6
library - 6
drugs - 5
skylight - 2
philosophy prof - 10
skylight - 2
tobacco - 4
ugly girl - 10

take all 45 points. i dont need money this sounds like a good enough time.
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>>27052522
>Gaming PC
>Ipod
>Books
>Gourmet food
>Instruments
>Garden
>Regina (sex included, why would anyone think MIT professors don't fuck ?)

50 well spent points, tbqhwyf
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>>27058169
>accidentally wasted my precious pts 2 skylights
JUST
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>>27052522


>not getting the 2 roasties so you can have unlimited sex

>thinking you need more than books for entertainment
>>
>>27052522
Chromebook
Books
Gourmet food
Gruel (why not get it, it's free)
Eliza
Garden
>>
>>27058247
Eliza is going to get sick of your gruel really fucking quick.
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>>27052522
Tv 40
Ipod 38
treadmill and weights 30
allison 20
weed 14
speakers 12
gourmet food 2
2nd ipod for allison 0
>>
>>27052522
Ipod with music - 2
Unlimited books - 4
Surround sound - 2
Gourmet food- 10
Eliza - 10
Unlimited Psychedelics - 4
Treadmill and weights - 8
3 instruments (piano, guitar, harp)- 8
Stick bug - 2

fucken aye just leave me in my basement
>>
>>27052522
Chromebook 18
Fast-food 6
Allison 10
Treadmill/weights 8
Pills 8
>>
These threads are always funny, because every one of you is actually living this scenario.

Locked away in a room for all of your life, never leaving. Only you don't get a payout in the end.
>>
>>27058517
Getting paid for doing what I always do sounds pretty nice
>>
is it even possible to not go insane without a garden?
>>
Chromebook 18
Unlimited junk food 20
Gourmet food 30
Eliza 40
Psychedelics 44
Ipod 46
Alcohol 50

A fleshlight was tempting but needs lube and maintenance, video games were also tempting but too expensive.
>>
>>>/tg/45907523

Knock yourselves out robots.
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>>27052522
>TV 10
>gourmet food 20
>Treadmill and weights 28
>Allison 38
>Pills (painkillers > any drug and need pills to survive anyway) 46
>pool table and junk food 50
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>>27052522
>Chromebook 18 pts
>Nourishing Gruel 18 pts
>Unltd Junk Food 20 pts
>3 Instruments 28 pts
>Treadmill and weights 36 pts
>Psychedelics (for Eliza) 40 pts
>Eliza 50 pts
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>>27052522
How is this even hard?
>Pills
>Alcohol
>Instruments
>books
>music
>gourmet food
>treadmill
>>
>nourishing gruel
>gaming pc
>treadmill and weights
>Allison
>unlimited fast food
>gourmet food
>ipod
>>
>>27052522
Pc - 14
Chromebook - 32
Gourmet food - 42
Junk food - 44
Alcohol - 48
Ipod - 50
>>
Eliza, because no human contact for 10 years would be the end of sanity (40). Take the shrooms (34). Drugs are shit without music, so ipod and speakers (30). Take shitbook for 4chins, plus won't even need TV to access movies (12). Weed and fast food (0).
>>
14 points - All consoles. There's way more games on all consoles compared to a PC. The only thing a PC has advantage on would be MMOs and RTS but no internet.

18 points - Chrome book. Doesn't say I can't torrent shows on it. Plus I can keep in touch with people. I would assume this would let me listen to music too so fuck an iPod.

2 points - Surround Sound

6 points - All fast food.

6 points - Unlimited weed

4 points - Unlimited alcohol
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1 2 4 5 and 11.
Rig the chromebook up to my gaming pc leeching the internet to play vidya online while having infinite junk food. Basically becomes an improved version of my current life due to more delicious food and a larger library of games.
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>>27058182
Just treat her to a couple of stealth slushies and she'll be all yours in a few moments.
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>>27052522
> books (4)
> junk food (+2=6)
> gourment food (+10=16)
> Allison (+10=26)
>treadmill (+8=34)
>instruments (+8=42)
>pool table (+2=44)
>weed (+6=50)
>>
>>27052522
>TV
>Gaming PC
>Chromebook
>Fast food
>>
>>27052522
The 10 million dollars isn't relevant and should thus be left out you fucking retard.
Anyways
>gaymin' pc 14 points
>Chromebook 18 points
>gourmet food 10 points
>speakers 2 points
total 44 points
That's all I really care about, i get music, movies and books from the internet and I know how to do gymnastic exercises with only bodyweight. I guess i could spend the remaining 6 points on snacks and beer
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>>27052617
FPBP
offspring professor
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>>27052522
BEST CHOICES:
>chrome book with internet
>gourmet food
>treadmill and weight
>Allison
>unlimited books
Get to have internet, great food, and a dtf sexy work out buddy?
Sign me up. Unlimited books is just cherry on top.
>>
Why would anyone pick the fleshlight when the dog is the same amount?
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>>27052522
stick bug - 2
unlimited books - 4
regina - 4
gourmet food - 10
treadmill and weights - 8
2 puppers - 12
ipod w/ all moosic - 2
3 instruments - 8
fiddy
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