Some of you devilish bastards need some faith. I will each grant you one wish.
I will not grant the following
1)Anything gluttonous
2)Infinite wishes
3)Anything that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe
4)Killing
5)Anything sinful
Once your wish is granted pick up the closest book to you and open up to a random page and pick a random passage and you will have your physical confirmation.
Bump for you faithless deadbeats
Maybe you should wish that someone seriously responds to your retarded thread.
>>27052460
Sex slave would be awesome. In my room right now. A rich and hot one that will sign over everything to me.
I wish for you to leave 4chan
>>27052828
I didn't have too since I knew you were coming
>>27052852
You will get one in 2 months if you get your closest book, flip to a random page and show these bastards I mean business
Make me more intelligent please
>>27052867
Not going to happen Reddit. Now ask for another wish or forever hold your peace
I wish my hair would grow back
Not original at all
Since i was about nine years old ive known that if i was ever granted a wish it would be for a bigger cock. So thats ehat i wish for, the perfect sized dick. Thanks op i knoe youll grant me my wish
>>27052887
Done, you are fully awakened. Now grab your closest book and read a random passage from a random page for confirmation
I'm biting. I wish to be accepted into Harvard - I recently applied for transfer. If that violates Da Rulez in some way, then, please, make it so I get into a relationship with a French girl who looks like either Miranda Kerr, or Bioshock's Elizabeth.
Oh, almost forgot: inb4 u a fegit
I know......but I want to dream...
Give me an easy job that makes enough for me to comfortably support a family of four (including 401k and college tuition for both kids).
>>27052899
Which rule are you using to refuse?
You're not a big phony, are you?
>>27052901
>>27052902
That impedes on the quantum mechanics of this plane of existence
I can grant you both confidence. Pick up a book and read a random passage to confirm
>>27052460
I'd like to be sure that me switching degree programs is the right call.
I want the drive to see my ambitions fulfilled.
>>27052922
You will get into Harvard you smarmy and will meet the girl of your dreams there. Pick up a book and read a random passage to confirm it
>>27052935
You will get it when you apply yourself
>>27052955
Pick up a book and read a random passage
>>27052975
Granted
I wish to become a girl
>yes it's a ruse but we play along anyway because nothing better to do
>>27052460
I'd like the ability to motivate myself to do things, please. Properly functional task saliency if you will.
>>27052460
I wish that I could secure a comfy career on the water that would allow me to move to the rural coast lines, preferable the gulf coast. Please.
>>27052948
Youre full of shit you gave sone guy intellegince but cant add three inches to my penis length. Fuck you op.
>>27052460
I want my parents to let me be a NEET
>>27052997
"Do you think your fathers are watching? That they weigh you in their ledgerbook? Against what? There is no book and your fathers are dead in the ground."
The Road, Cormac McCarthy
>>27053000
As for the passage, nothing seems to have been revealed.
Alas, such is life.
>>27053000
>>27053044
Trips, then dubs.
Now singles, and then I leave this thread to return to mundane life.
>>27053000
Out of my control since I already made you perfect in my eyes.
>>27053001
Granted, no more sloth for you
>>27053004
Will happen
>>27053009
Mental changes are easier to do then to conjur 3 extra inches of skin and flesh to your phallus
>>27053013
They will, but do you want to live a life like this?
>>27053068
I work in mysterious ways
I wish for 100 million dollars in my bank account
thank you
>>27053100
No, I only want this until september.
Thanks god
>>27053070
sloth here. my passage was out of Asimov's Buy Jupiter and it concerned scientific publishing. It mentioned how many scientists work for years before getting published.
hmmm, guess that's somewhat relevant at least
>>27052544
>>27052828
>>27052899
>>27052922
>>27052955
>>27053000
>>27053100
>>27053044
All these gets in this enchanted thread.
Please help me fall in love again, my heart was broken about a year ago and I haven't been the same since
>>27053166
And if you could, please help me become a successful actor. It's my life long dream and would make my life legitimately worthwhile
>>27053133
Nice get, but no can do. That's gluttonous
>>27053143
You got it
>>27053157
Pursue what will make you happy and the success will follow
>>27052460
>3)Anything that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe
...so does that mean I can't know why it's 1/137?
>>27053070
The passage for my sea faring career: "Before yet any woodblock or squirrel had run across the road, or the sun had got above the shrub oaks, while all the dew was on, though the farmers warned nd against it,--I would advise you do all your work if possible while the dew is on,--I began to level the ranks of haughty weeds in my bean-field and throw dust upon their head." Walden by Thoreau
I'm not sure I understand.
Make me a motivated and hard working human being
>>27052976
"In the Fifth Meditation, besides an account of corporeal nature taken in general, there is a new argument demonstrating the existence of God. Again, several difficulties may arise here, but these are resolved later in the Replies to the Objections. Finally I explain the sense in which it is true that the certainty even of geometrical demonstrations depends on the knowledge of God" (Descartes Meditations on First Philosophy). Sincere thanks GodAnon. I hope your mysterious ways become manifest and true.
>>27053039
Not quite sure about my passage... I guess it could mean that I should do what I want?
>>27053166
You have to work hard on becoming an actor first and then all the love will come to you in the world. Passion attracts the passionate
>>27053270
I do work very, very hard on it. I'm just really worried and need your help. If I fail at this, I have nothing
>>27052460
I wish I can get a gf
I wish I could channel the energy I put into 4chan and reddit into creating something for others to enjoy. I want to experience making others happy the way other people make me happy.
>>27052976
Also, stepping a bit away from the mystical nature of this thread, I just want to say that I appreciate what you're doing here Anon. You are giving us, mundane youths and adults hungry for a better life, hope. That, oh holy GodAnon, is a wish granted in itself. Thank you.
>>27053202
That's for the 1337 to decipher
>>27053214
Read into Metaphors a lot more. A lot of things go over your head at times. Meaning making is important in your society. The passage makes complete sense
>>27053218
Granted
>>27053224
Cheers to you
>>27053240
Read between the lines and meditate on it
>>27052460
I wish to be able to treat anyone like a close friend and mean it.
>>27053355
What do you like to do? Download a website blocker, set it to reddit and 4chan for a couple hours each say, and force yourself to start (just tell yourself its for a minute or two) whatever it is that you want to do to make others happy. It'll get easier once you start.
>>27052460
Would you be so kind as to grant me a job i can support myself with that i actually like?
>>27053270
Those that put their foot forward and apply themselves and not feel any sense of superiority or inferiority towards others get what they desire
>>27053325
Wish granted in due time.
>>27053355
Read above. Everyone is equal and those that don't see it like that end up suffering
>>27053382
The blind following the blind will keep everyone blind. Some of you need to see the light
I wish to master myself.
>>27053390
All I can seem to pull out is "work...while the dew is on..." to mean I need to start taking steps now even though "the farmers advise against it" the farmers either being literal people are a metaphor again for the fear and reservation I hold within me. And if I work in the morning dew I can "rake away the weeds in my bean field and throw dust upon their head" meaning if I work now in the "dew" I can uproot the stuff that's holding me back and then bury them in "dust." Dust probably meaning time?
Or am I completely off track?
>>27053415
You can if you realize your anxiety over it is the fact that you lack an understanding of a few things. Don't befriend someone that wants anything from you. Those aren't people to trifle with. A friendship is an equal exchange of one hand washing the other
>>27053497
Apply the words that I already mentioned and you will have it one day
>>27053189
Still no reply ;-;
I just wish I could be an infinitely powerful God that can do anything and everything.
>>27053576
You are capable of doing it like the billions of people who have lived and died doing so
>>27053619
I'm easily distracted and prone to laziness and apathy.
Save me senpai.
>>27053586
You are correct. The farmers who grind see you as opposition and don't want to see you succeed so they mislead you.
>>27053593
You must overcome the block you have on yourself that's preventing you for achieving success. You are equal like everyone else in the fact that you can will yourself into anything you want.
>>27053602
I cannot do that for you, but I can tell you that you can be powerful if you choose to be powerful
>>27053706
Well, I just tried choosing to be powerful, and nothing happened.
Do I need to do it while burying a black cat in a cemetery under a full moon or something?
>>27052460
I wish to be the most talented artist ever, just in the fine visual arts, I wanna draw better than anyone.
Also does a sketchbook count as a book?
>>27053681
You can do it, but it will be no easy feat and the reward won't happen instantly. You must discipline yourself and take control. Go for a walk to a park, sit on a bench and bask in the beauty of life. Meditate on how crisp and peaceful life is. Understand that something as mundane as that can be beautiful will change your perspective on reality. You want to be the calm during the storm. And once you are the embodiment of calm you will know that you have mastered yourself
I wish that I loved myself.
>>27053706
But who are these farmers? Are the literal people or thoughts within me?
Please dear lord, I wish to have exceptional willpower and discipline, so that I may take better care of myself and pave the way to a happy, successful future.
>>27053768
Depending on your definition of powerful. You are already powerful but choose to believe that you are not. You have the power to build and create. You have the power to adapt. You have the power to dream big and follow what you desire. You have the power to learn from your past mistakes and find a silver lining behind each experience and once you meditate on that you will fully realize the power that you had all along.
>>27053769
You can if you understand the journey it entails. And yes by all means, reflect on your soul
I wish for H to fuck me without any negative issues for either of us (feelings, relationships, embarrassment, etc)
>>27053587
Maybe I should have worded my wish better. I just have a really hard time letting my guard down even when around good-natured individuals. It really sucks because these are people I can see myself joking around with but when the time comes to be around them I'm just a stick in the mud. The only time I can seem to let down my guard down is when I'm drunk and I can easily see myself becoming an alcoholic somewhere down the line. I just want to relax around others but can't. I wish for that to change.
I'd like to become attractive because I'm ugly as fuck and I've never known what it is like to have good looks. That would pretty much equal more confidence in myself, which would likely transcend me into normiehood.
I wish to become a professional artist. Blox
I don't want anything. Desire is a key to suffering.
>>27053867
But I want the power to do whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want to. And I don't have that kind of power.
I suppose not even God can help me.
>>27053804
They are the people that you will face in your journey. From bosses to coworkers to friends.
>>27053781
Everyone has a love hate relationship with themselves, humanity is split on duality. Once you figure out the equilibrium between the aspects of why you hate yourself and then what you like about yourself, you will then learn to love yourself.
People hate what they love and love what they hate
>>27053847
Read the words I mentioned before and you will find the strength to do such. It's all within you. A powerful being locked in chains in the catacombs of your soul
>>27052460
To know anything at will. It's not greed or anything, i'll use it for the good of mankind.
>>27052460
I wish for a qt girl who shares my interests and likes me
>>27052460
i want to go back in time about 2 days please
>implying time travel breaks quantum mechanics
>>27052460
I would like a purpose in life.
>>27054024
I suppose it's time to put my feet in the dew. any suggestions? Perhaps I should have asked for motivation instead or at least direction.
>>27052460
I wish to get dubs.
>>27053894
There's nothing to lose in trying and everything to gain.
>>27053929
The best way to overcome your inhibition is to tether your strength into believing in your own ability. It's daunting, but your are capable of it.
>>27053986
And the key too obtaining your desire is suffering.
>>27054054
Not possible since knowledge always expands on an infinite basis
>>27054091
In due time
>>27054213
>Didn't get dubs
>First sentence I read from the nearest book was "Flesh and blood after all.
Checkmate, OP.
>>27054220
You're right anon, you really are.
Thank you for your advice tonight, I found it helpful.
>>27052460
>)Anything that impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe
No omnipotence, shit.
So I want to be able to swiftly succeed to anything I do without it being tiring, as long as it's possible.
>>27054098
Nonlinear time is not within the reach of this universe.
>>27054126
And that you will find
>>27054171
Absolve everything that interferes with the dew for now, like spending idle time entertaining yourself on this site.
The way you spend your time is a choice and you ultimately decide how you apply it. You are free yet trapped at the same time. If you want to relinquish yourself from the catacombs then you must prioritize your dream and cut out anything that will cause you to lose focus.
>>27054213
I'm not Kek
>>27054220
I hope you're right man because im starting to like men more and more, if I have to cope with another year or so of rejection and cant find anyone ill become full gay
>>27052460
I wish I was beautiful
>>27052460
Make me super smart :)
>>27054268
Thanks for the laugh
>>27054277
Not a problem, nice dubs btw
>>27054279
You can do it if you have the energy to exert which comes from how much healthy food you consume
Alright op how can I decide what to do to achieve my goal
>>27054336
That's what this trip to the South has been all about. Finding what's holding me back. I've only come here because I can't get to sleep tonight. My car is extra uncomfortable tonight. I guess asking where I should step into the dew would be too specific, huh? What direction do I go? What tools do I need to uproot the weeds?
>>27054220
How does knowledge always expand when you already know everything there's to be known? Aren't you God?
Can you make me happy as fuck? If you can't, make me smart as fuck to pass college easily and post on /r9k/ all day
>>27054364
You can do it if you want it. But that'll come at the price of not wasting your precious time with trivial nonsense that keeps you at square one. Listen to your feelings and intuition more and don't be afraid. Find the silver lining from your past mishaps, reflect on it, and you will have obtained your knowledge to assert and find a mate.
>>27054386
Beauty is pain and pain is beauty
>>27054418
You are already smart if you were able to find your way here to this site feeding your spirit with different thought procecces and perspectives. Now grow from it and apply yourself
>>27052460
Please let me be with Rin.
I just want somebody that I can be with.
I just want to be successful
Make me taller senpai
I wish to be happy!
Sex slave sounds great
I would wish that all sentient beings could see the falsehood of the self, that all that seems seperate could return to oneness.
>>27054624
>I just want somebody that I can be with.
Flubed that up.
I just want somebody who I can understand.
Make my waifu real.
i wish all people were capable of realizing how terrible smartphones are
>>27052460
make people notice me and like me
just kidding kill me tonight please.
>>27054428
Get a piece of paper and create a thought web and string together all your thoughts and circle the 3 things that are the most important to you in reaching your goal and focus on it while having the thought bubble in mind.
>>27054435
Save up some money, brush up on your skills, get back into full health, and cut out anything that will distract you from the dew and heed forward.
>>27054491
Perhaps, but to you it's physically impossible since your brain can only hold a bucket instead of an ocean. You can try holding the entirety of the ocean with the bucket but you have to get rid of the water already in the bucket.
>>27054495
That's to gluttonous for me to grant. Will it make your parents happy that you want you to spend all day on the internet and miss out on a full life?
I wish for 10/10 social skills, so that I can be interesting and funny and fun to any person I meet.
>>27054839
>social skills meme
>>27054853
Or charisma, or whatever you want to call it. You know what I mean. Basically, the opposite of autistic.
>>27054816
same pls
>>27054420
>You can do it if you have the energy to exert which comes from how much healthy food you consume
Okay, I'll devour a ton of legumes and fruits per day to have infinite energy
>>27052460
Alright God, let's see.
I want to get a decent job offer, tomorrow, from somebody. I'm familiar with the heads of several start ups from my university.
At least enough to sustain myself and rent an apartment near my workplace.
This would help me lead a wholesome lifestyle, preserve a meaningful relationship, and provide me with enough income to start supporting charitable causes.
>>27054826
>Perhaps, but to you it's physically impossible since your brain can only hold a bucket instead of an ocean. You can try holding the entirety of the ocean with the bucket but you have to get rid of the water already in the bucket.
But i didn't request the knowledge to persist forever. For a god you don't seem that creative to be honest. You could make me have the ability to know anything at will, but no knowledge would be transmitted if it could damage my brain or if my brain didn't have enough capacity to absorb it all. if i had that ability and i wanted to know the best method to resolve a war or anything else then i'm pretty sure it wouldn't such a heavy burden of information.
I guess i'll have to ask to another God.
Could I be transported into a harem anime?
thanks
>>27054126
pretty sinful to me
>>27054896
>>27054891
>>27054853
>>27054839
>>27054816
>>27054768
>>27054752
>>27054713
>>27054678
>>27054643
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>>27054624
The waifus you see on your TV show are real people that exsist. You all have access to a resource in the palm of your hands that grants you an infinite amount of knowledge to succeed what you want. But ultimately it is for you to decide how much do you want it, which will come at some sacrifices. When you travel halfway through your path, I will be there with you in spirit. Farewell and godspeed to you all
>>27055024
Thanks God.
I'll always support you, no matter what.
I wish to do something kind for humanity anonymously.
>>27055024
Into the dew I must go. Godspeed anon.
>>27054981
It'll remove the mystery and enjoyment of life and make it seem purposeless at that point. The beauty of living is to witness and experience the constant change all around. If you were made to know everything then what is the point of you living?
>>27055024
Wait God, didn't you want my passage?
>Big Deal Force. You must know the second card from the bottom. Fan through the face-up deck, saying, "Is the joker in here? We don't need the joker." Note the second card from the bottom. When you finish fanning through, say, "I guess not."
What does it mean?
>>27055059
Godspeed to you
>>27055048
You are always capable of it at anytime
>>27055045
And I will always support you
>>27055129
>You are always capable of it at anytime
There are always barriers.
>>27055070
How is something like a war enjoyment? How's not knowing the cure for the cancer that my mother has beauty of living? Fuck you God. I know you were useless.
>>27052460
I wish to become a self-aware chad who doesn't fail before it's too late.
>>27052460
Zero faith but what've I got to lose
meh
let me get a date with my oneitis>:3c
>>27055116
Do good for those without expecting anything in return. Act like an underdog but deep down inside don't be one
My wish is to be happy.
>>27055176
Cheering up another anon in a thread is little but can have a profound effect on them and their lives.
>>27055177
I was speaking in reference to infinite knowledge. War is an evil mechanization of economics and pursuit of resources and power , but ultimately the politicians in power are too lazy in general by their choosing to find a peaceful solution that can benefit everyone.
Look at North Korea, Kim Jung Un can open up the walls of his country to have the entire world want to help him and his people in need, but he's too afraid that he will face indictment by the UN. The reason why he's taunting the world with nuclear weapons is not out of wanting to attack but out of desperation for his own freedom.
>>27055208
Do something that you never did abd out of the blue like take Salsa lessons
>>27055212
Go for it, you never know till you try
>>27052460
Give me three fiffy
I want a little girl.
Alternatively, I want to stop being a pedophile. Whichever.
>>27055337
What came first, the million dollar attitude or the million dollars?
You need the attitude before you can grasp it physically
>>27052460
I want a bf and be able to work at the job that I'm passionate abouti'm a guy
>>27055370
Men that have a lower testerone count, which happens during times of peace have girls. Men that are going through periods of stress have a higher testerone count have boys.
But if you want a little girl, you have to stop living with the stress of being a pedophile. And if you touch your daughter know that you will forever be damned to burn for an eternity by a legion of beings much more cruel then the entire scope of cruelty in humanity
>>27055443
Change your perspective and learn to control yourself. Bruce Lee came up with a quote with something along these lines of " I am shapeless like water , I take the form of anything I'm in".
Sacrifice the time you spend entertaining yourself and apply yourself to your dreams and eventually things will fall into place.
>>27052460
i wish that this wish won't be granted
>>27055459
But it seems like it would be so fun! God, why make such awesome things punishable so harshly?
>>27055233
Thanks God. Sometimes I don't know what good I can do, but I'll figure something out.
>>27055358
>Cheering up another anon in a thread is little but can have a profound effect on them and their lives.
The closest book was in Japanese. The automated translation reads:
This is, in accordance with the chant while I cooked the shrine offerings were "rice", and the kettle is "Gewan" steamed, sometimes low, is what goes off sometimes high.
>>27055543
I just wanted to point out how gender of a person born aren't randomized since no one in humanity has understood that yet. I know that your kidding.
>>27055613
Hehe, thank you for sharing
>>27052887
Intelligence guy here. My passage was from Infinite Jest. It was about a guy watching porn on a broken tv. He was cycling through shows and porn because he was bored and wanted to get through the tapes. Does this mean I need to stop pursuing entertainment in order to achieve enlightenment? Can I still post here?
I wish that I could somehow always detect when a huge opportunity was present or near me, always.
GodAnon, Harvard + Miranda Kerr/Elizabeth guy here. I am feeling a bit of doubt about this whole thing. Is there any more blatant way you could demonstrate that this is real? I believe you, but I would like to be sure I'm not convincing myself into belief rather than reacting to legitimate evidence. Maybe I've gone insane. Plz, halp me GodAnon.
>>27055700
You don't need this place anymore. Enlightenment is something you experience first hand and not on a second hand first hand basis. Read and apply it to yourself
>>27052460
Make me smart, I'm sick of living life with a confirmed IQ of 79
>>27055530
Thanks for the advice! Here's my passage btw
"He returned each kind word with another. Although the village was brimming with people, it wasn't as crowded as he would have expected the day before the annual Gathering. The people had gone to the valley. The Council would be furious." Red - Ted Deker (great saga btw)
I guess it's describing that you're nice in a way... idk
>>27055745
Opportunities don't come to you, you create your own opportunities
>>27055769
Everything I shared in this thread can be quoted and made into keychains. But that's irrelevant. Most of the people on this site are assholes, and you aren't one of them. If I can sense in you how much a good person you are based off a few passages of text that you wrote, then I firmly believe anyone else with a brain can do as well
>>27052460
Make me understand technical subjects like physics and mathematics better. And gimme some dubs or trips
>>27052460
Im biting since nothing else worked. I wish id quit drinking alcohol.
>>27055935
Does that mean it's granted? Do I do the book thing now?
"Are you there, Satan? It's me, Madison. Ask me the square root of pi. Ask me how many pecks are in a bushel. [etc.]"
I've made a serious mistake trusting you, OP.
>>27055979
Oh, I was supposed to post first wasn't I?
I was going to ask to make mygfmore confident and less self conscious.
Does that mean the whole satan thing doesn't count? Should I pick up a different book if you do grant it?
>>27052460
Thank you. Let's see...make me like God (my life, wisdom, and descendants all increase exponentially forever, and I have true and accurate summary knowledge of the totality of existence and detailed knowledge of my place in this world). key word is waterfall.
>>27055866
IQ isn't the only form of intelligence there is. IQ determines how quick you are at picking up on patterns and it's a not a complete determination if a person is smart or not. So your slow at picking up on patterns, but that doesn't mean that your stupid. IQ increases or decreases, and that depends on you. Perhaps you should study mathematics and patterns.
>>27055935
I understand now GodAnon. Thanks once more for granting our wishes and giving us wisdom. Have a Pepe.
Just switch my gender. Life would be so much easier.
>>27055871
Thanks for that lol
>>27056010
Yes
>>27055974
Yes
>>27055953
I can't grant it if you don't want to grant it to yourself.
>>27056015
You can achieve it if you want. Take your learning up a notch and apply yourself to the epitome of difficultly in everything.
"When something comes easy, it is not as enjoyable as something that comes hard"
>>27052460
let's try something better. thing is, I have what I asked for materially. give me freedom from guilt and a home in the rich smart active part of the Bay Area. confirmation is Potato head.
>>27056043
I'm the one about opportunities. So do I do the book thing now?
>>27056109
Gf anon here.
"Each diverse way, along the grisly rock, Horned demons I beheld, with lashes huge, That on their back unmercifully smote. Ah! how they made them bound at the first stripe! None for the second waited, nor the third".
tl;dr demons wiping sinners in Dante's Inferno
This is just as ominous as the last quote. Are you sure you're god and not someone else?
>>27056109
Alright then can you grant me the same wish as you gave this guy. >>27053001
>>27052460
I want to be able to heal people, specifically physical ailments.
If that is too much, then there is this one girl I'm fond of who has Hashimoto's I would like to be cured.
Please and thank you.
>>27056113
Yes
>>27056110
That wouldn't make you human anymore thus I disallow it
>>27056165
That's how your girlfriend feels deep down inside. A person that is a closed book has remorse for how dark they feel deep down inside. Women are sadomasochistic submissive creatures that get pleasure from pain.
>>27056081
An easy life is the less enjoyable one. Men have better lives and more freedom then girls if you like to believe
>no one noticed op left and an inferior imposter took over
Even if it is easier I meant easier emotionally. I cry myself to sleep most nights hoping God will fix his mistakes.
>>27056312
>That's how your girlfriend feels deep down inside. A person that is a closed book has remorse for how dark they feel deep down inside. Women are sadomasochistic submissive creatures that get pleasure from pain.
Yeah I knew that. Do I get my wish or are you just telling me to dominate her more?
>>27052460
I'd like a new job, please, and the strength of character to keep it.
>>27052460
a faithful tsundere gf with a flat chest who wants to bear my children and enjoys my company and is happy and enjoys the same things and enjoys working with me and plays with my balls when im depressed and is a good kisser also short hair and is not asian. thanks god.
>>27052460
thats proof we live in a holographic universe
>>27056348
I think you know your answer. Dominate her to being confident and open
>>27056265
Become a doctor, and as long as she has a supportive friend like you to give her hope she can overcome anything. Battling a disease is not just with medicine and treatment , it's all about the mental part of it too. The way your mind thinks is how the body reacts. Laughter is the best medicine for a reason.
>>27056338
I'm still here
>>27056348
Do everything with disgression, you can't force her automatically, you have to build her up using your dominance over her
>>27056354
Granted
And now a song to share.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjdhqCZQGlQ
Whenever I send this song to any girl online she never wants to get rid of me
>>27056348
>do i get my wish or are you just telling me off
god confirmed empyrean tier troll
>>27056427
You got it, just don't be a dick to anyone in general, like on r9k for an instance
I just want to forget her. Fuck self pity, I feel so shitty. Inshallah her mistake will come to light and she will finally understand how much of a fuck up she performed.
>>27056452
>>27053001
How about granting me the same wish as him?
![930cab4aced86a7e4dd3605e75b25[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bzhkgae.jpg "930cab4aced86a7e4dd3605e75b25[1].jpg")
>>27052460
This bike in a size XS. That's all I wish for.
>>27056487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQt4ckq-dg
thanks gonna go open a book now...
>Most importantly openoffice contains file filters that allow it to work with standard ms office documents from word, excel and powerpoint.
im doomed.
>>27056493
Perhaps you were a bit too strong when it came to dealing with her. Give her some time, focus on improving yourself and getting ahead and then rekindling it with her if you want to. Use that negative energy she gave you and turn it into fuel to make something positive
>>27056494
Granted, now take a technological diet
>>27056615
yeh like fuel to blow up a gas station im typing this with my eyes closed im sorry but my mother told me never to waste an oppurtunity
>>27056615
like jet fuel?
im sorry
i just want my oneitis to love me
>>27056653
>>27056665
You guys are alright
>>27056610
Being nice isn't that difficult
I wish for perfect health, perfect body and to be super component
>>27056709
Can't grant that, unless you make an effort to change for the better. Indifference attracts the most woman. Disacknowledging their attraction is their biggest turn on.
>>27056725
Not granted
Well anyways, I wish you all the best moving forward, but I think my time here is done. I will be just another anon in the sea of anon here. Perhaps I'll make another thread, or perhaps I wont. I hope you all learned something invaluable that you can take from this thread.
Peace out bitches
>>27052460
I have a health problem that is fucking my life up. I'm going to the doctor soon for this and I'm very scared it's a chronic disease/illness.
My only wish is to be cured.
I literally dont have any book around me
>>27056712
what about telling a namfeg tripfag they are vapid cumdumpsters for thinking its okay to be mad at your bf because he is mad that youre being intimate with someone else. or just general trolling.
you know what forget it, i rather have my opinions and morals then delusions im gonna meet her ever again and she will even feel anything remotely considered love for me.
>>27056846
You can be spending your time finding your mate instead of distracting yourself with telling of "vapid cumdupsters" over trivialities. Getting pussy is way better than arguing with "namefags" anyday.
>>27056839
Fill your soul and mind with positive energy and thoughts and not the negative/pessimisitc bullshit you find on this site. The blind following the blind keeps everyone dark and detterred. Have faith and you will have the strength to overcome it.
>>27056944
pussy is overrated, plus theres always a chance she will trick me into giving her my heart so she can throw it off a cliff just to see if it bounces.
protip: it doesn't it's already been done.
>>27052460
I want to be happy with my life as it is, so that I dont constantly think about killing myself
>>27056944
My family always tell me to be positive and not feel so anxious about everything. I've tried to be positive and negative but being just realistic is what works best for me. I have enough motivation because I have goals that I really want to accomplish and that's most of what I live for. I think as long as I have motivation I'll be fine, but it's hard too keep going with the weak health I got.
I only come to /r9k/ when I'm feeling low or just bored, it gives me a good time browsing desu
>>27057055
She will if you want to be a Debby downer. You are a pillar of strength that chooses to make cracks in your own foundation and if a woman sees that she will be tempted to break them if you want to be so damn hard on yourself.
I wish for the ability to snap my fingers and then the closest women will have sex with me
>>27057093
Reminesce back to the time that you had your hardest day in your life and then listen to this song and try to cry. Your tears will feel like 20 layers of shit has been removed from your head.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjdhqCZQGlQ [Embed]
You'll have an all natural spirit cleansing without having to pay $400 a week for months on end.
Crying releases a positive reaction in your brain.
>>27057117
Being realistic isn't realistic when reality works in ways that exceed human comprehension
>>27057126
Denied
I wish to live comfortably, independently somewhere far away from here and have convenient access to marijuana
>>27057212
Why wish for something that is so easily obtainable?
>>27057122
that logic doesn't explain why everything was going smoothly with the first girlfriend but she tore down the pillar like Gorbachev.
it took me 9 years and 3 psychotic episodes to forget the bitch and im suppose to not learn from my experiences by letting it happen again?
sometimes you have to love yourself and your sanity more than pleasure from another person. it would feel great, perfect, unbelievable i would literally feel like my life is complete even though im a professional neet. but then so does cocaine and heroin, even more so when you mix them right and i dont plan on getting hooked on that shit anytime soon either.
>>27052460
i want satan to die
>>27057269
Because my life is miserable and what I wished for would be a major improvement
>>27057093
>>27057190
Well thanks anon, just the thought of someone else caring about me in the slightest has already made me feel a bit better
>>27057284
Im sorry to hear all of that but ur crack was the fact that you were too patient with her when she wasn't reciprocating the understanding back. She was using you as a safety net without reciprocating how you felt about her. A normal relationship isn't 70/30 but 50/50. Her thoughts and feelings should've reciprocated and matched yours.
But you shouldn't let one bad experience cause you this much pain. You deserve to be with someone and now you have the disgression and the experience go achieve what you want. Don't block yourself cause of what if? Youre smarter then that
>>27057324
Satan doesn't hurt anyone except the ones that deserve it. Hes like the Ocelot to my Big Boss
>>27057326
Take a break and work at it. It's not that difficult unless you decide it will be.
>>27057364
Not a problem, heal and get better and realize that everyone feels suicidal at times
>>27052460
billions of dollars
money is the only litation in my life
>>27057489
Denied due to gluttony
>>27056452
I asked for the job and the strength to keep it. Just opened a random book about film criticism to a random page and it was a passage about a director who made films that express the idea that human nature is changeable.
OP confirmed for actual God.
dunno it this will work but here goes..
I wish for a qt stoner gf
>>27052460
I wish that my dreams and fantasies will come true when I die. They're completely realistic, no magical powers or anything wacky like that.
>>27057550
The human soul is in a constant state of flux, what you feed it doesn't matter, how you use it does.
>>27057589
A qt stoner girlfriend is what you want but ultimately will cause you a lot of heartache. Do you want to deal with that?
>>27057658
Why do you want to make a wish that you can't experience?
>>27052460
I need something to change, please.
>>27057737
Oh shit I didn't think of that. Maybe my consciousness is brought there? You know, like how some people believe they go to Heaven when they die
>>27057765
Granted
Make me smarter please.
>>27057770
Youre being to vague with me, I can read your soul but i cannot read your mind. What is that you want to wish for?
>>27057791
Am I supposed to interpret how things will change from the book passage I got? I'm not sure what to do with the one I read.
>>27057816
You are already smart, but lazy. Apply yourself
>>27057874
Okay make it so i'm not lazy.
>>27057868
Not the change itself, but the confirmation of a pending change
>>27057909
I hope it's a change for the better. I guess I never specified and it could be one of those omnipotent jokes where what you wish for fucks you over.
>>27057719
>>27057589
i can deal with bullshit just deliver pls
>>27057886
You have to do it yourself. I'm not going to baby you
>>27057937
Hmm this was disappointing.
>>27057934
When you meet her you will feel an overwhelming supernatural presence in the air which will trigger a heightened perspective, but you cannot dwell on this. It'll feel like deja vu to you
>>27057931
As long as your soul is clear of any blemishes, it will be good, if it isn't, you will have to learn an invaluable lesson.
>>27057960
You are grown enough to decide whether you want to be lazy or not. The clock is ticking.
>>27057978
Thanks for delivering,mind giving me an ETA?
>>27058135
April showers brings May flowers
I wish for him to fall in love with me
I want to do really well in school .
>>27058188
Never hurts to try, go for it, in leggings
>>27058233
Then you will once you stop procrastinating on your studies. I can finish 50 books in 2 weeks, and so could you.
>>27057998
Is anyone's soul truly clear of any blemishes? I'm fucked.
>>27052460
I'd like to improve everything about myself. I would like to be successful, yet continuously improving every aspect of myself: physically, mentally, emotionally, financially, spiritually, socially, romantically. Everything I wish for can be summed up in that.
I wish my memory was infinite
>>27052460
a qt gf please
>>27058584
There are a lot of people like that, but they're rarer to find today. Perhaps you can be that diamond in the rough. As long as you don't cause or wish illl upon anyone your good in my book. Vitriol people are a dime a dozen
>>27058651
Cut out the things that cause you to lose time and apply the diligence towards your goals each day and eventually you will be the manifestation of the ascension that is locked within you
>>27058681
Don't do drugs or smoke cigarettes because that will cause you brain fog and a bad memory. Excersize actually expands your memory. Do that and your wish is granted
>>27058701
Take a technological diet and work on improving yourself and she will come
Can I have Pokemon Moon and Monster Hunter 5 for Christmas this year? Thanks Santa.
>>27058323
fucking
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LOL
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>>27058852
fuck you so much so much SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH FUCK YOU
THIS IS SUPER FAKE AND GAY
>>27058822
>technological diet
pls explain. Already been focusing on improving myself over the past couple of years, slow but steady progress
>>27058847
>>27058852
>>27058874
And now comes in the shortbus crew
>>27058877
No videogames, no television, no 4chan, and very limited internet usage that you use only to reach your goals. It doesn't sound fun, but it'll be worth it in the end.
I have no family, friends or anyone who cares about me. I work minimum wage, am sick a lot, don't qualify for any government benefits despite living well below the poverty line and have a lot of debt. Why can't I wish for death if it will make life easier for me?
I wish to live a long, happy and fulfilling life with my soulmate.
I wish for my social anxiety disorder to go away; _;
>>27052460
So no lifetime supply of food because gluttonous and sloth. No perfect gf because lust. No billions of dollars because greed and sloth. No infinite wishes. No omnipotence or any other level of superpower. No assassination (not that I would need this). Can I wish for hell to not exist? Can I wish for my own universe to be god of? Can I wish for a gaurantee of living until life extension makes humans immortal? Can I wish for there to be other gods? Can I wish for world peace? Can I wish for the removal of evil? Can I wish for reincarnation?
I wish to live after I die, or become a ghost, or to be reborn, or go to heaven or something like this
I'd like to create various creative content that will remembered throughout time and be successful enough not worry about financial stability during the hours spent creating various things
I want the power of a druid from wow
>>27059263
I knew this family. The father was blind in one eye and had disks in his spine potruding out of his back leaving him both physically and visually handicapped. His wife was a bipolar scizophrenic. They had a daughter who wasn't given enough oxygen at birth which caused her brain not too fully malleate leaving her mentally retarded. And then they had a son who came out healthy. No physical or mental abnormalities whatsoever. But given the pain he faced from his family and the bleak outlook on life he always tried his best to bring joy everywhere he went. But day in and day out people wanted to remove him of his smile. For years on end as the boy grew so did the methods of the people that tried humiliating the kid of his smile. All because he was happy, not for material possessions, not for anything else other then the sole fact that he was alive. And when that boy grew and kept on living without mallice, the angels from heaven kept a watchful eye. From all the dangers he faced and all the corruption he witnessed, he ignored it and accepted it due to the years of built up tolerance that he was lucky to be alive. And to this day they watch that boy and keep him undisturbed and to this day he tries to bring joy and fullfillment in a bleak and dystopiac world. He never went out of my way to hurt anyone. And his hardships shaped him to be the person I am. The same way your hardships made you you and everyone else. But the second you vindictively try hurting someone you lose the game, with everything. And if you don't, you learn things about nature and reality that a person with 2 phds will never understand about reality. And it's up to you to decide to man up and handle your shit, and for that I will not grant you your death.
I want to live to atleast 100, if I can't have that I want the best sandwich to ever exist.
give me a faithful wife
>>27059554
What if I don't want to man up because I have nothing useful to contribute to this world? I am dumb, ugly and have a difficult personality. Can you grant me some brain damage so that I become blissfully unaware of how shitty my life is? Or can you at least fire my colleagues who bully me at the menial job I work at? Or maybe give me schizophrenia so I feel less lonely?
>>27059571
A majority of the human race will not be alive by 2050.
At least your alive in the golden age of food.
