ITT: we seriously beg femanons to be our gfs.
Femanons do you need a bf?
w-well look no further!
Heres my stats
>Political and religious views:
Socialist and antitheist atheist
Anti feminism
Hate traps and trans people
Bernie Sanders supporter (yes I know he supports Feminism. Small price to pay for a better country)
>Interests
Video Games
Anime
Politics
190 lbs
22 years old
5'10"
>implying anyone wants to beg for a gf
This isn't Reddit
Jesus fuck bruh. Just go hit on a roastie or something. Don't degrade yourself to this level of cuck.
>>27051051
attention all roasties. please get the fuck off r9k you trash.
- sincerely anon
I tip my fedora hat to you sir.
Political religious views:
Idc about either, usualy vote labour
Intetests:
European Cinema
Dance music
Darts
Snooker/pool
114kg
25
6'3
Anyone have that pic of difference between forever alone women and men? It's a cartoon pic where the girl has a bunch of food to eat but doesn't want any of it and a bunch of guys that look like starving africans
Pls be my gf any femanons, I have a decent paying job(for a britbong at least), my own place, a motorbike and not fat.
>>27051051
Take it to a dating site you fucking idiot.
I'm the best human male in this thread so it would be stupid for a girl to give any of these losers a chance.
>>27051146
>dance music
>pool
fag
*** ATTENTION ***
TO ANY MEXICAN "FEMALE" (we can negotiate)
PLEASE BE MY GF
Mexico CITY
University student
69kg
181cm
22yo
P L E A S E
>>27051374
Post picyeah yeah, v. Og
post faces
>>27051608
Good interests cus
>>27051733
This is me. I hope you like me. If not I'm probably going to kill myself.
>>27051051
>Bernie Sanders supporter
lost me there.
>this thread again
I can never find an anon willing to support me financially in exchange for companionship. Neets need not to apply.
>>27051798
Narcissistic nu male beta/10
I am looking for a women, i am Slavic.
She must be the following
-Not a shit skin
-Not fat
-Thin
-Can cook and clean
-Will have sex on command
-Can take a punch to the jaw
>>27051051
>Femanons do you need a bf?
no
but if we hang out and you're cool we couldhug?
>>27051798
>renames pic to match his tripfaggotry.
As if that's you
>antitheist atheist
You are pathetic.
any femanons in okinawa? :,(
>>27051798
Jesus dude fix your hair
You had me until you said you were a bernie sanders supporter. Sorry I don't date cucks.
>>27051885
Can you sit on my face?
>>27051943
So you're a socialist who hates Bernie?
>>27051945
not on purpose?
>>27051984
I have an ass fetish
>>27051984
Can you also take a shit in my mouth?
Current status: MS1 at med
Political views: can't stump Trump lol
Religion: kinda got my own thing but Christianity is close
Interests: /tg/ stuff, vidya, and sketching when I have the time
Height: 511
Weight: 173
Just ask for Skype details and I will give.
It's hard cause I got no time for a life
>>27051051
>22
>has to make this cringy cringefest
>is a memeposter anime cuck who probably lives with his mom
what the fuck grow up dude
>>27051146
>is 6'3 and chad
fuck off chad
>>27051454
prove it
>>27051692
Hope you find your mexichan girl anon is 181 tall?
>>27051374
yeah post pic you faggot
>>27051798
stole a pic of chad
>>27051885
will cuck you for chad
>>27051906
you are an antitheist atheist? fedora aylmao
>>27051913
kawaii
ok who wants to date me?
not like any female from this board is in louisville ky or the state of ky.
you have males lined up for you at anytime.
am just one of those males but you do not have to pick me.
5'7/136lbs 30x32 in pants
skype; nucted
>>27052002
me too, but not like that
>>27052020
no
>>27052053
how can you cuck someone if you're not in a relationship
>>27051965
We all know what bernie supporters are like. No I'm not socialist.
>>27052092
Damn is that chick just super tall or is that guy just really short?
>>27052143
that's chloe grace moretz and she's like 5'5, he's just some 5'2 manlet kuk
>political and religious views
National Socialist, deist
Hate niggers, spics, faggots, and all their kin.
Trump supporter
>interests
Science
Politics
vidya
porn
170lbs
19yr
5'11
>>27051051
The real question is, why should you let her fuck you? You have a lot of interest to offer and all she has is her pussy, stop putting it on a fucking pedestal.
Why is it so important that you let her fuck you?
>>27052308
I tip my fedora in ur le general direction le fellow stormfront gentlesir
not begging but this seems fun
>politics and religious
libertarian, socially liberal/fiscal liberal=capitalist cause leftists dont know liberty
voted Conservative in last UK election
pure agnostic/extremely lapsed muslim
>interests
music (listening/writing/playing)
combat sports+strength sports
vidya
baneposting
history
200lbs
5'7
20 yo
>>27052623
No girl wants mudslime in her vagoo
>>27052623
>5'7 200LBS
>>27052308
A literal neckbeard, also 5'11 teetering to manlethood
>>27052087
you're a woman
>>27052055
you're from the south or something lol kentucky fried chicken is all I know about you guys
>>27052037
>le donald trump meme
yawn
>>27051203
yeah well when the ratio skews to like 80 guys for one girl, can you blame us for having to sift through? Also you guys don't make it any easier by being so thirsty you'll date anything with a pulse, you should be weeding yourselves out but how is it our fault guys be desperate. smdh
>>27051136
you didn't reply to me you are probably gay
>>27051121
I agree they should all leave except me
>>27052708
Why do I have to reply?
Proving that I'm the best human male is pretty easy.
6'3''
25 years old.
Experience with girlfriends.
Have a job.
Good at sports.
I'm the perfect male.
Or should I reply to you saying that's not me?
It would be your word versus mine. So there is no way of winning.
>>27052641
yes, of course not :^]
>>27052708
yeah lol im an overweight manlet, its disgusting. i hold it reasonably well tho. pic is me
>>27052777
wait so what makes you so good? Also >had past girlfriends
ok but I am not into being cucked by stacy so good day sir, I am the jealous type sorry. And I don't get what you mean by
>Or should I reply to you saying that's not me?
brb have to go give birth out my anus
>>27052877
oh ok I was like "200 lbs? on 4chan? mountain dew and doritos chan" but no you look good, I don't even care about the manlet thing I just automatically assumed that because you were here you'd be a fatso. You have some muscle at least.
>>27052911
I didn't know what I was suppose to reply to.
I don't like jealous girls so it's okay we weren't meant to be.
Good day to you too ma'am.
>throwing yourself at some fat non virgin whore
This board is pathetic.
>>27051051
>fat manlet who ostracizes himself from society
It's not even robot teir you're just a fag
there are literally no fembots living in New england so there's no point in begging. there might be some in NY, but fuck NY.
Any girls in radelaide?
I will love you and hold you and I'm not even that pathetic!
>>27052939
haha thanks friend that actually made my day
>Interests
Anime and Manga
Visual novels
Videogames
Badminton
History
Classic novels. Don't really read much modern novels though.
>Political and religious views
White center-left nationalist
Atheist
Don't like feminism
Don't feel strongly either way about trans people, gay marriage and such. but generally supportive.
Very anti racial agendas (reparations, BLM, mass immigration, white genocide etc.)
Would support Trump if I were American but I'm not.
>Weight
85 kgs
>Height
6'0
Age
>22 years old
>Location
New Zealand.
>>27051051
Nice b8, and if true I suddenly feel much better about myself so thanks.
>>27053049
>supports trump
>calls himself centre left
5'3" asian manlet(not in the USA)(not brownskin shit tier asian)
dont give a shit about politics
like animu and vidya
20
have a job right now but going to apply to uni in a year
any fembots interested
>6'1", 160 pounds
>green eyes
>Brown hair
>pale, but not autist pale
Hobbies:
>Netflix
>video games
>hiking
>hockey
>cuddling
>>27053012
>girls get more attention and sex
>it's the law of the land
>it's not our fault
This makes me mad and I don't know why.
>>27053075
Trump is a moderate on most issues that aren't related to immigration.
>>27053084
Are you korean and is height an issue?
>>27053098
Get out normal.
>begging for a gf
>dont include where you live
>>27053120
n no, im a chink unfortunately. My grandparents are from China but im not. Height is a non issue, i dont care even if you are like 6 foot
>>27053126
I meant playing NHL on Xbox and occasionally watching hockey, not playing it.
Am I a robot now?
>>27051051
>190 lbs
>22 years old
>5'10
FAAAAAT
Let's see if I get any interest.
>Political and Religious views:
Conservative and Christian
Indifferent about homosexuality and somewhat anti feminism
Not fond of traps and trannies
Don't know who I currently support.
>Interests
Video Games
Writing, in fact I'm writing for something right now and I love it
Tabletop RPGs, about to get acquainted with GURPS
Drawing, trying to improve so I can maybe make online comics one day.
150 lbs
18 years old
6'1"
The kicker is I'm black. That probably dropped me right there, and I understand. If I don't get a gf, a new friend is nice...
>>27053171
Are you mixed in any way? I'm 165 cm and white with terrible yellow fever lol.
>>27053279
Are you cute? Korean here.
>>27053231
I'll be your friend, anon. I like drawing too and hope to do a Web comic as well.
>>27053279
im a pureblood chinese. Where are you from ?
24/M/Northern California
260 lbs
6'5"
I'm very mentally ill. I have severe anxiety. I have a lot of issues stemming from childhood abuse.
All of my relationships have been extremely toxic and unstable.
Is there a girl out there who will work with me? try to help me?
I just want to be loved.
>>27052986
>>27052911
learn from this autists, we made our intentions clear, we both found things that were dealbreakers, respected each other's views, we were civil about it, and we didn't pursue it further. How to not be a thirsty bitter beta faggot cuck 101
Any qt neets or mentally ill in the Vancouver area? I'm only slightly mental with a full time job and want a cute shut in gf
>>27053046
yep it was my fault for jumping to conclusions because I thought 200 lbs on a 5'7 frame would be lots, but really you're not even what I would call fat ever unless you did get actually fat. I guess I learned something about judging people. I hope you find your qt anon
>>27053436
BC or WA
>>27053351
I'm not fat and people don't avoid me in public, not sure if cute.
>>27053363
Originally from eastern Europe but I live in america.
>>27053468
n nice senpai. what race are you? Is my height an issue though, since im only like 160cm or so..
This is a serious question that I'm not exactly too sure how to phrase or how to not be offensive but it's anonymous so who cares right?
Why is it that a lot of guys have that "autistic" look, especially guys on here? I tried to give some anons the benefit of the doubt and just talk to them beyond their looks but then it never fails that they have that typical neet look and dress in out of date fashions or like anime. Doesn't help that a lot of the guys I talk to are white, white guys can really take their autism to a whole new level. Now, I have nothing against autism at all, I have my own flaws that make me undateable and you could say that I am on the spectrum. I even shop at strictly thrift stores. But I at least have style, I shower, I exercise and have a good haircut. Why do so many decent guys dress like 12 year olds and have wire rimmed glasses and weird crusty shoes? Like that was the style in 2004, when you were a child, can you at least wear clothes that fit you? I really don't get it.
>>27053506
Neat. I used to live in Richmond.
>>27053353Are you a gril? Not that it matters, talking to new lads is fine
>>27053548
noice
Richmond's all right, nothing special imo
>>27053536
guys on here don't really follow fashion trends and never got advice on how to dress well. I know I don't follow trends, but I just wear extremely basic clothing like grey plain t-shirts and jeans. seems to work fine for me. plus I have other things I'd rather spend the little bit of money I make on rather than clothing.
I've always hated shopping for clothes anyway. it's just such a feminine activity.
>>27053548
Someone say richmond?
>>27053626
Nothing special besides the food. Fuck I miss AYCE sushi and good chinese food (not the greasy ass, sauce drenched americanized shit).
>>27053643
Sup, fellow chink?
>>27051051
>Socialist and antitheist atheist
>>27051051
lol absolutely non of the femanons are going to take any of these offers. they will then go on to complain about how no bf and how they are foreveralone like us and whaaa anons only gor 8/10 whaaaa!
>>27053517
I'm white despite the slavs not being white meme. Height doesn't matter to me as long as a guy isn't more than a foot shorter than me.
>>27053607
Yeah, I'm the race mixing girl in this thread.
>>27053661
Wait it said British Columbia, sorry I assumed Virginia, US.
>>27053453
<3 i hope you find a nice guy also
Saged, just fuck off with femanon threads plz.
>>27053686
pls be my non-white slav gf
I need slav squat in my life
>>27052708
> mfw i have like 80 suiters
> tfw when i have to sift through to get a bf
> fuck my life foreveralone
god why do you bitches hang around here. you live life on fucking easy mode. leave already you pathetic fainting couch whores.
>>27053686
wanna add me somewhere? what are your interests fembot? i wanna know more about you
still the chink here btw
>>27053633
See I'm not saying to grow a beard or where plaid and skinny jeans and name brands. What you wear sounds totally alright. I just have a special attachment to my clothes.They're not even particularly nice or expensive clothes but they're mine and I put a lot of thought into what would go well with what I have and now I have a mountain of clothes I don't wear because I don't leave the house. It's just fun to make the coords and dress nice, when secretly everything I bought cost around 4$ or whatever. A lot of my clothes are just sweaters and jeans and tshirts but they were too nice to pass up at less than 10 dollars. Also I have nothing else to be doing.
>>27053686
>slav girls would rather date outside of their race than date you
Fuck this
>>27053712
Yes and I reread how I'm phrasing my words and I thought it kinda came across as condescending and even if it didn't and you send a heart I still need to clarify that I was not implying anything other than I made a stupid assumption. 5'7 isn't super short but I know it's average and around here that means a death sentence. Also I don't think 200 lbs is that fat but again I didn't realise you'd be muscular lol I don't even dislike fat people I just am a prejudice motherfucker I guess haha awkward
>>27053725
I actually wear tracksuits sometimes at home because it's comfy and it's better to squat because then you don't get your pants dirty and it works your leg muscles.
>>27053767
I like music and art stuff. Anime is okay too but I barely watch anymore.
Do you have a last.fm or kik?
>>27053536
>why do autistic NEETs have no fashion sense or nice clothes
>Autistic
>no friends
>no styles to learn/copy from
>scared of trying anything online because worried looking like a goth ninja tryhard
>no money to get decent clothes
>social anxiety limits the places they can shop from
>>27053686
I'm the writing anon. Do you have skype?
>>27053872
Also a lot of them are usually fat too which makes clothes shopping even worse for them.
>>27053771
I just can't ever see myself get that invested in what I wear, basically I just don't want to look like a man child teenager, so no cargo shorts or graphic tees and all that shit I wore when I was 14. I just want to keep it completely basic. maybe if I had money I'd change my mind.
I live in an extremely expensive area and there really aren't that many cheap clothing stores around here, the few that are cheap are filled with garbage
>>27051051
>Polictical and Religious views
I'm a thinly veiled Donald Trump supporter, but this is a cover, for my actual beliefs, as an Anarchist. As for religion, well, I am one word, confused.
>Interest
Lock picking, firearms, cooking
280 lbs
23
6' 2"
>>27053866
i dont have those, do you have anything else? Do you have Line (app)?
>>27053878
No, I don't have Skype since it would be difficult to video chat. I still live at home and share a room with my sister who is always home. Also I'm a nervous wreck in real life situations, the spaghetti might be carried over via video.
I can't even tip my fedora hard enough
>>27053836
really it's fine, desu we all make those assumptions and i would have probably made it myself. And yeah the height thing used to bother me but eh I'm the same height as my dad and he's the most effortlessly alpha male I know so I stopped caring. I did not read into any deeper subtext and simply enough your earlier mild compliment did actually brighten up my day. Your extreme apologeticness is very endearing though
>>27054031
Yikes, no I don't. You should just get a kik.
>>27054046
Can i add you on the Line messaging app on my phone, i dont have kik ):
chinkanon here.
No homo, anyone want to chat? Old fag here, no underage, and not gay bored
>>27054046
So what do you propose?
>>27054169
chinkanon here
I just made one, add me i guess
melodyp20
>>27054140
Usually it's just shallow entitled bitchy girls who feel the need to say "TALL GUYS ONLY LOL SHORT GUYS MUST DIE" so it's not like it's so much of a loss to not get to date them right? haha and also if that's what they like there's no point getting mad and try to change their mind, if they already know it right? Plus, you see guys 5'7 all the time with girls, and girls with nice personalities or more to them will be the ones to go for guys wanting to make him happy, not as some accessory. I just hate this whole height meme, it's making me paranoid. You are very nice too.and I don't think manlets are even that bad, I just wish they didn't hate themselves so much it makes me sad
Mexican here although im pretty sure im spanish since i got light skin
6 foot 1 and 190 pounds
I live in okinawa
im in the military
>>27054306
I was getting line when:
>asks to link with your phone number or normiebook account
I'll message you :^)
>>27054265
To bad
>>27054404
it does? sorry. i didnt know, its ok we got kik now tho
>>27053931
>>27053872
>>27053633
Actually now that I think about it, girls usually have an easier time finding nice clothes that fit them and are cheap, and they also have more options for style and design. Plus I like art and the clothes I by tend to reflect my mood and the colour scheme I like so that also makes it fun. Idk if you guys think it's just a shallow girl thing but really it's nice to feel like you can look good and give off like, an image. I tend to buy coloured staple things and lots of black and lots of pseudo-hipster things like funny tshirts. it would almost be a hobby if I ever did anything more with it, my mom and sister are mad that I hardly ever wear my nice clothes. omg I"m talking about clothesahsdjf;alkj3erow243
I'm 6'3
successful.
27 cm benis.
Someone pls be my gf. ;~;
>>27053468
What state, slavqt?
>>27051692
what are you studying, wey?
>>27054366
yeah I guess. I dunno, I've never dated anyone or been in a relationship so I can't really gauge that well. But I'd hope that girls wouldn't have too much of a problem with it, it's not like I can change it anyhow. Why is it making you paranoid?
Thank you again, and yeah it is kind of shitty, I mean I hate myself in a lot of ways, but I don't think that's on account of being a manlet. It prolly doesn't help but there's numerous other more pressing things. You seem cool, not being weird but if you ever wanna swap deets and talk more I'm down.
wew lad i did some nice grammatically correct typing in this post
>>27054518
if clothes is your thing, it's your thing. I don't really get it though. I only really find it shallow if it's a Stacy buying expensive trendy crap just because it's 'in'.
pls be my gf and make me stylish
>Political
Trump supporter since I want to watch the world burn. Shit is too boring right now. In all seriousness, Ron Paul 2012.
>Religious
I go between Agnostic and Christian. Sort of like a battle inside my head. One voice is atheist and the other Christian. I lean towards Christian since I dislike a lot of atheist/agnostic edge lords though.
>Location
Virginia
>Job
US Navy, IT
>Height/Weight
6'3 160lbs
>Features
Good hygiene since military, in shape, nice hair, blonde hair, and blue eyes.
>Cons
Awkward, borderline personality disorder, depresion, and PTSD.
>Age
21
>Pros
Marry me and you get free healthcare, housing paid for, and food via Navy. You can even have my free 140k for college since I'm already set when I get out. I even have one free cosmetic surgery you can use. Maybe a boob job if that's your type of thing.
>Interests
Sailing, motorcycles, cars, anime, hiking, snowboarding, surfing, long boarding, sleeping, vidya games, etc.
>Looking for
Someone as socially awkward as me
>>27054518
>if you guys think it's just a shallow girl thing but really it's nice to feel like you can look good and give off like, an image
It's not really a shallow girl thing, there are plenty of men that do the same, but women have barely any restrictions as to what they can ware and work compared to men, so it's just a lot more common among them.
>>27054728
What sort of look are you into? My thing is grandma hipster knits and quirky stoner skater comfy things and sort of dark emo punk style clothes.I also have girly clothes but those I just pair with my normal clothes to make em casual. It requires a lot of careful thought, ok? It's really specific because I'm not like the other girls. Also I own some more normie things because I can make whatever outfit I'm feeling that day so that I can look like a cool person. I even bought some boy clothes to hide my figure and pair with other things because I used to be really paranoid that if I went too outspoken with my style, people would think I was trying too hard or being a slut, I don't know lol.
>>27051692
No! Choose me!
Can be LITERALLY anywhere in Mexico
21yo
Student
80kg
1.93cm
green eyes
on the paler side
kinda into anime
open to try anything you like
Pick ME, fembots!
>>27055160
I don't really know what 'look' I like. most of the stuff I see I wouldn't be able to pull off. I'd seriously need a stylist to figure out what works on me because I've always been at a loss for that. that's another reason I just wear basic stuff. my face just doesn't work for any popular style at the moment
>>27051051
>gf begging thread
How beta are you.
>>27055306
What kind of face do you have and what is your body and build like? I just mean like, do you dress like an engineer or like those guys at the mall? Or do you like a more light aesthetic or dark or just whatever? Would you be open to dressing like a fag? tell me more about yourself
>>27051051
because my dick is bigger than all these other lowtest betas in this thread
also i workout
>>27051838
I'll support you financially
>>27055444
wow thats nices
>>27055415
average body, kind of skinny, wide shoulders.
light colors don't look right on me so I stick with darks, I just wear casual stuff. I look good in a suit but I only wear them to special things.
not really sure how to describe my face other than saying FUCK YOU FACE
Would enjoy NEETfu. But there are no fembot in Texas.
Such is life.
noticed an intense lack of female posters in this thread.
hahahahahahaha
I just want a fat weeb gf who'd like to motivate each other to lose weight.
>>27051877
Beggars can't be choosers also where are the stats
>>27051692
>>27055232
no no no, pick ME, mexifemanons
24 yo
student
1.80 cm (1.93cm lanklets look awkward as fuck)
70 kg
somewhat /fit/
white
will literally do anything for you
I'M GAY AND I NEED A BF
WTT: MY ATTENTION AND LOVE
>>27056608
oh and i forgot big dick (20 cm)
>political and religious views
I'm agnostic yet I believe in Karma and a moral code of sorts, it's hard to explain
I hate politics and I believe that it is all rigged but I'm a registered libertarian
>interests
Shooting
Reading
Vidya
Movies and binge watching stuff
being miserable in general
230lb
19 years old
5' 11"
Oh boy
>Political and Religious
Apathetic atheist
Conservative
Ron Paul fan club
>Interests
Video games
House projects, always something new to build
Building random shit+mech engi major
250 lb, 60 lb down from where I used to be, still not where I want to be
6'2", blue eyes, brown hair, 23
I'm gonna make it I swear
>>27051051
Pls consider me!
I'll never give you up!
Never let you down!
Never run around and desert you!
Plus I will destroy Western degeneracy with my meme magic and Rick rolling
>>27051051
6"0
76 kg
Atheist although I wished for a higher power
40k fan
18 yo
Interests:
Trekking
Reading
Lifting
Guitar (own 4)
>implying Central canadian Femanons exist
Hahahahaha I'll never ever find a Canadian fembot in this shit hole
All i can cheer for is disappointment and no femanon gf
Fuck
Already have a gf, but I'm still curious about my stats
>Political and Religious Views
Social libertarian, Fiscal liberal
anti-sjw, anti-cuckservative
was pro ron paul in last election, now im pro sanders in this one
atheist, but I think satanism and neo-paganism are both pretty cool (inb4 edgelord)
>Interests
Some vidya, only regularly play TES (mostly MW) Ruwenscape and some old jrpgs
anime/hentai
politics and history
hiking
masturbating
110 lbs
5'5" hobbit master race
22 years old
>Politics/Religion
Socialist
Agnostic/Atheist
Moderately agree with feminist views
>Interests
Spending god awful amounts of time listening to music and spacing out
Reading
Vidya sometimes
Lurking various sites and downloading unreasonable amounts of pictures
Talking about stupid shit and making fun of people
Arizona
21
5'7
110~lb
>>27056914
>was pro ron paul in last election, now im pro sanders in this one
You had it then you lost it m8
>>27056914
>5'5" hobbit master race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cGWhIzrrBA
>>27053369
You sound so cute anon I'd love to save you but you live much too far
>>27057022
Where yo ass was at when the voices took me ova?
>>27056914
>atheist, but I think satanism and neo-paganism are both pretty cool (inb4 edgelord)
>>27057044
>fudge_packer
Man, I miss memecenter.
Fudge is a fat brown cuck from California who's obsessed with yaoi and futanari porn
>>27056937
>Socialist
>Agnostic/Atheist
>Moderately agree with feminist views
Ohai reddit
>>27056937
>Moderately agree with feminist views
I'd like one Swedish gf, please.
are there any asian girls that like asian guys anymore?
Look at all the posts OP has made, complete fucking moron.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/12125091/#12125091
>>27058123
You're pathetic OP.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/23454515/#23459415
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/16299263/#16299263
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/12125091/#12125091
>>27052877
sherwin?
>>27058096
eww no, only whites need apply desu
somebody Mexican marry me for American citizenship. I have a thing for latinos.
>>27058123
>complete fucking moron
...said the lizardposting manchild
Male anon
6'3"
75Kg
18 y/o
>Interests
Getting stoned at night and watching shit
MDMA + raves
Acid
Multiplayer vidya
>Political and religious views
Mixed views but primarily left wing
Atheist but I believe in DMT entities/dimensional planes
3/4 of a cat (missing leg) + mild narcissism
>>27051798
If you said: This is me, I'm tom cruise or something retarded would be better than to threaten to kill yourself first sentence xD
>>27059370
Forgot to include
>Study IT at college
>Work in a kitchen in the day and bars at night
>>27051051
I'll entertain this thread, even though I live in the ass of the internet and its impractical.
>Political and religious views:
Live and let live, I see the good and the bad in most political opinions, and like to discuss them, without hating.
I dont hate transsexuals, I simply think they are committing a mistake in chasing something currently impossible at our tech level.
I find american politics silly, and depending on my mood either depressing or hilarious.
>Interests
Sci-fi and fantasy novels, politics, 4chan, video games.
I dropped out of university, work a job as a web developer in a small company, live on my own in a big city.
26 years old, 175 cm, 70 kg, never even approached women romantically in my life so far.
I suppose I could chat with someone, and if you push the conversation for a while I could get into it.
>>27051051
This thread is fucking pathetic. Kill yourself if you unironically beg for girlfriends.
Hello, I'm a really short NEET with AVPD
Take pity on me and be my gf
>>27059470
Beg is a strong word, isnt it? It costs us nothing, just 40 seconds to type this out, and there is no investment, or humiliation, or even any actual expectations.
Throwaway posts, that may or may not produce some entertainment. You'd be stupid not to join honestly.
>>27056282
http://strawpoll.me/6940870/r
Males outnumber females here 11 to 1.
There are no lonely fembot/femanon women.
>>27059565
It's actually less when you factor in those who are transgender/trolling.
Longtime lurker sorry if amateur format,job military/ Cali bot 5'10/ go to gym/ spic/trump supporter/ interests vidya,anime,hp love craft, have camero 2015/ looking 4 fembot in SoCal area
>>27059674
Fuck it as long as it's in the state,I just need a female qt 6/10 or above who I don't need to hide power level too.
>>27059674
>>27059807
Are you in the Marines?
>>27059841
Naw sorry bro chair force, I would have posted a airforce feel but can't find one. :-( I'm an MP you?
Would anyone pay me to be their online gf?
>>27059903
Pic related. maintainer life is suffering. I want to kill myself 5.5/7 days of the week
>Basics
18
Blue eyes dark blond hair
introverted, shy
5"8 tall
7 1/2 inch of cock
85kg give or take 5
affectionate as fuck
>interests
Binge watching anime and shows
reading, love thrillers
vidya, twitch shooters, racers, RTS
Love cars more than myself, dream of owning a quad rotor RX7 FC
Music: soft electro, trap, indie.
>GF interests
qt
lives in Tassie, Launceston area,
>no dick
shares interest in music (chill, relaxed indie rock and electro)
Smokes weed on occasion
gfpls
>>27059966 even in my career field your suffering is legendary. it will get better in time hopefully. If not know you are not alone in the ocean of salt.
>>27060072
I'm going to try for a lateral move to another MOS, but I probably won't get it. Marine Corps is thirsty as fuck for maintainers. Too many leaving and not enough coming in.
>>27051051
>Political and Religious Views
Centrist - leaning socialist + conservative these days
Nihilist, atheist - enjoy the ceremony of religion/spirituality
>Interests
Outdoors - camping, hiking, rockclimbing, hanggliding
Travel - luxury, backpacking, whatever
Arthouse, thriller, horror movies. TV + anime in general, post-apoc shit
RPGs
Lit - mostly fantasy
Philosophy/pol/religion
>Basics
6'3'', 90kg
21
Blue eyes, dark hair, stubble
Medfag - Aiming for a career as an emergency doc or psych in S America
My impression of anons in this thread
>>27051051
>antitheist
>video games and anime
i'll pass thanks
>we beg femanons to be our gfs
>i hate traps
he he he he nice meme joke thread
>>27060163
Same here we press the eject button far more then reenlist. Even if you don't get it we'll be civilian fucks b4 2 long. Just be an under the radar dirt bag and try not 2 get an article you'll be good. It's way got me this far I'm sure you can hold out.
>>27053369
I live in cali too, you don't have bpd roght?
Here are my stats. Application no longer required, first come first serve basis.
lonely fembot here pls save me
>>27060999
I'm the post above you. Think we might get along?
>>27061022
Yes definitely, may I ask for your Skype heh? Or should I post mine?
>>27061091
Cool, post yours, I'll add you.
>>27060999
Where do you live? I want a lonely fembot gf.
>>27061131
back off m8, she's already talking to me...*unsheathes katana* heh, if you know what's good for ya......
>>27061102
Ifddk1
>>27061192
>Ifddk1
No results found?
>>27061102
kek that isn't me
>>27051051
>Bernout Sanders
D R O P P E D
>>27061192
I just copy and pasted my throway skype but if no results found oh well Weh
>>27061279
That might be your display name. You need to link your account name.
>>27061235
Here try raisinsaregross
>>27061397
Okay, added.
>mexiboo
>mfw
>>27061433
I haven't used that account in a few years oye vey
>>27061453
Which is your original post in this thread?
Are you >>27060999
>>27051798
ur cute
:-)
>>27051798
you fucking normie beta looking for attention
>>27051051
Are you just a Rostie whore looking for orbiters?
FUCKING WHORE LEAVE MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
