What's your excuse for not having a dick like this?
Umm, genetics?
>>27050687
Man, i think a son having a threesome with his own parents must be one of the craziest things ever. Imagine the connection, the bounding experience.
>>27050687
>handful of balls
Holy fuck I am so jealous.
Look how thick his neck is too. Is that were he gets his power?
>>27050687
fapped to this picture innumerable times
>>27050878
What if it's just that she has tiny hands?
What if it's just that the guy has prostate cancer or a tumor in his ballsack?
>>27050903
Nah, that's just a fat dick.
>>27050687
I feel like these kinds of dicks were only present in a past generation of men.
>>27051644
Truly the last great generation.
>>27051644
Apparently they think rising pollution levels are decreasing the size of penises.
Where is this pic from, btw?
>you will never have a giant tower of a penis
>>27051987
And some kind of chemicals present in plastics which inhibit young/male fetus' from getting proper amounts of testosterone
>>27051644
Yes, dad dicks will never be the same
>have an amazing cock like that
>waste it on an ugly wife and incest
>>27051987
That and malnutrition. Parents are probably fucking their kids over by not feeding them enough.
Can I take pills to get like that? Or am I doomed?
>>27050687
ls there a vid of this
>>27052196
>>27052196
iktf bro. I was cursed with a tiny dick.
My first steps would be getting a GOOD penis stretching device and a GOOD penis pumping device. Pumping safely increases the length and girth but only temporarily. Stretching is said to have permanent length gains over repeated use but my end goal is to get penile enhancement surgery, which is really fucking expensive but I feel like you can't but a price on a bigger dick. It's no more expensive than a certified pre-owned luxury vehicle. Would you rather have a used BMW or a bigger dick?
>7"x5.5"
>still feel insecure because of dicks like this and modern porn using camera tricks to make dicks look gigantic
Fuck it. I'm a kissless virgin who's never going to use it anyways.
>>27050687
>your mom will never suck off you and your dad for your graduation present
jdisma
>>27052358
>mfw I'm a Chad with a 4" hard dick that gets 1000x more pussy than you ever will
>>27052636
good job.
pls no bully.
>>27052636
When you fuck girls, do they come back for more? It's hard to imagine they would with 4", maybe your technique is really good or something?
>>27052815
It's all about finger and tongue anyways, and they get off from their desire to please. The higher status you have, the more they desire to please, and the more they get off.
>>27052959
yeah keep telling yourself that and pleasuring them with your tongue and fingers like a beta faggot
>>27050836
Thats fucked, the thought of it makes me sick to my stomach
>>27052358
I'm 7.5x5.5 and I am not insecure because I am not a fucking retard. You can clearly see your insecurity, now fix it.
>>27050687
god imagine having a really fat dick like this and you get a gf and it's too wide for her so she's ok with you fucking other girls but pussies are too skinny so you gotta get a femboy and you get to do a threesome everynight with some boipucci and her mouth
>>27053248
I don't know how the fuck you went from having a gf to fucking boipucci from having a mutant giant cock. It's time to quit r9k, this shit board fucks with your mind and imagination.
>>27053248
Alright, you need to die. It's time to leave. DON'T HAVE KIDS.
>>27053297
>he never read about the guy with the world's biggest dick
>can only have sex with men because vaginas are too small
you need to get out of r9k more
is there any video on that fucking image op? i want to fap to that
>>27053340
>worlds biggest dick
That's a one off though, im talking about an above average girth.
>>27053297
>>27053321
>being straightfags
>>27053394
Holy shit. I just been rused
>>27052636
>mfw I'm a Chad
>posting on /r9k/
Yeah, okay.
>>27053066
have you ever had sex anon? lol
>>27050836
i'm bounding so hard right now
>>27054202
>mfw you're a robot
>living in real life
Yeah, okay.
