Almost bed time, wagecuck. Time to start your nightly ritual.
Ah yes, you're quite right. Good night, froggy!
>>27049682
Anyone want to see my big old NEET dick?
>>27049735
fucking wagies here! Can't appreciate our superior neet humor!
>tfw remembering how I used to be a wagecuck
No longer do I need to worry
>Pic related. NEETs
neet is eleet
I already watched Jeopardy and fucked my fiancee. And now I can cross shitposting off the list. See you in 8 hours frog memer.
Yeah I gotta put the kids to bed and then ring barry about fishing on saturday.
Got promoted so I have more on my plate now, so tired, but at least I get to sleep next to my lovely wife.
You remeber Jen, you used to go to the anime club in School together. Haha you were always fixing her laptop for her. Oh man those were the days, never seemed a day when you two were not hanging out.
Oh well, night anon.
>>27050045
Jesus christ dude, too far
>>27050045
Really? You had to hit that close to the bone?
When did normies get so savage.
Christ.
>>27050045
>marriedcucks acting as if they aren't going to be the one fixing Jen's laptop for 20 years
dumb ass cuck.
not even a NEET
>>27050243
Not him, but how is fixing a laptop a cuck thing? She's probably raising kids for him and cleaning the home. The hypothetical married anon should do the man shit in the house while she keeps her role.
>>27049682
Last time I checked rituals were more of a mental illness thing.
And mentally ill people have more trouble with having jobs.
as in rituals are going to be more common in neets.
Basically I'm saying you're retarded.
>>27050319
Marriage in general is reserved for beta bux
>provide for her and spend your saturdays fixing things around the house that you bought for her so she could fulfill her breeding instinct
>10 years earlier, Chad was banging her out for the cost of a 6pack of coors
KEKED
I got fired today
Came in 50 minutes late because public transportation is shit. I'm doomed to be a meet for ever
It were funny though the managers attempted to give me the tone you give children and repeatedly asked why I were late.
I repeatedly told them "the Fucking bus sucks. What do you people expect me to say"
>>27049682
Jokes on you, my job doesn't start until 6pm
>>27049682
Jokes on you, I'm at work.