Say something that will make a vagina as dry as the Saharas. 5 words or less
Hello my name is Anon
>>27048750
I think youre beautiful
I play obscure video games.
I don't have much money.
"I'm broke and a virgin"
I despise cheaters
>>27048750
I enjoy My Little Pony
I really really like you
>>27048750
M'lady
original commentio
Wanna see my amiibo Collection?
>I treat women very well
>>27048750
HI I'm anon, nice ass.
>>27048750
hi! my names bernard, im really into free form jazz (its sort of my thing heh), would you be up for a bite to eat down at that vegan place? :3 id really like to m-EAT you! haha only joking! many say i have a very twisted sense of humor!
I am a proud feminist
>>27048750
What vape you running brah?
You look like my sister
>>27048750
I have a micropenis.
>>27048750
five footanything
>>27048750
Want to talk about videogames?
i have a waifu
I like to rape toddlers
My favorite anime is _________
Hi beautiful, how are you?
>>27048750
add me on kik
>>27048750
Man that's a good desert.
"I love you"
God I fucking hate women so goddamn fucking much
>>27048750
I long for you
hi, umm hmmmm
*gets nervous*
*starts sweating like a pig*
*AUTISTIC TANTRUM MODE: ON*
WHY DONT U LOVE ME!!!??????
>>27048750
I'll be the one in the kitchen
This is my stamp collection.
>>27048920
Kek
Winner
>>27048750
you are my life
Yeah, I'm really into guns.
>>27048750
Moist cloisters foist joist hoists.
I collect figures
>>27048750
I browse /r9k/ and /int/
As if I need to say anything.
>>27048750
Black people piss me off
I'm an ero-doujin connoisseur.
I can't live without you
>>27048750
*In response to being asked how youll be paying*
"Separate, please"
"fallout 3's storyline is good"
Make America great again
bloxyblox
>>27048750
My mommy made chicken tendies
>>27048750
Wanna see my rare pepes?
My profession is being NEET
>>27049224
I'm playing this right now. I played New Vegas first and assumed fallout 3 would be as good. It sure isn't
"My height? It's five..."
I support Bernie Sanders.
"I'm a proud frogposting NEET"
>>27049296
Nice joke m8
Want to discuss formal logic?
>>27049408
What the fuck is that?unoriginaldon'tyouknow
>>27049487
Formal logic, the single most autistic discipline of all time, trumping even maths. Specifically that image is Goedel's formal ontological proof for the existence of God.
i like my little pony
playing digimon cyber sleuth right now, fuckin lovin it
>>27049515
Makes sense. The proof of god would have to be written in arcane autism runes.
>>27049408
I'm in discrete math atm so I know what some of these mean
"kill shaun or nuke Boston"
i have a drinking problem
I endorse Senator Marco Rubio
>>27048947
Was about to post this. Gonna second it anyway. Anything beyond a "I want you" or "I want to get to know you" will make bitches dry the fuck up.
>>27048750
Can I tie your shoes?
I am going to treat you well and not use you only for sex
I legitimately care for you
>>27048750
Hi lets be friends
>I have suicidal thoughts
I love you Aaron
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these win
>>27050080
uh yeah that's suspicious as fuck
>>27049634
this is the most unsexy of them all desu
>>27048750
I am a lolicon.
I have done heroin.
S-stuttering.
Go fuck yourself.
>can i orbit you
>>27048750 (OP)
I level 914 on Steam
My favorite anime is Clannad.
>>27048750
>My main is on Eredar
origina
Sorry, I can't this weekend, I need to babysit my ex-wife's son.
I'm only 5'9"
>>27048750
I am five foot six
>>27049276
Untrue. I met a girl who loved pepes and we shares pepes. I then acted like an autist on our first date, alternating between rambling incoherently and cutting her off to long periods of silence and visible sweating. She said she was tired, went home, and we never talked or shared pepes again.
Have you heard of Crunchyroll?
>>27048750
The only thing I can think of is as she's pulling her pants down:
>"Hope it's not a dick"
"Cunt" in any usage.
>>27050173
You love me!?!?!
"I heart emoji u lol"
Hey want to hang out
>>27048750
You remind me of mommy.
>>27048750
I can do it in one
>actually
in the context of having an opinion that differs from what she's been conditioned to think
I course computer science/engineering
Make me tendies now mommy!!!!
i have depression
fuck off robot
>>27048750
I won't cheat on you.
>>27048750
Slice Of Life Anime
I led successful runescape clans
anything regarding your emotions
My penis is only 6.5 inches long
>>27050774
I think 6.5 is average if not big
>>27050774
6.5 fuck off my dick is 5...
*shows my face*
"I am an engineering student."
>>27050838
5 fuck off my dick is 4...
>>27050173
iS THAT YOU AYR BEAR?
>>27050855
dick fuck off my dick is vagina
I'm under 6 feet tall
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>>27049408
These aren't so bad if not used as an opener. It's the associations with those interests that are bad, not really the interests themselves.
I post on >>>/r9k/
>tfw I broke my own rule
>>27051052
Anon, no girls like guns, anime, videogames or logic.
>>27051120
this is why you need a mtf gf
I have no money.
>>27051149
No, that is why you need a trap ~gf.
>>27051120
literally billions
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's
>>27048750
Men going their own way.
>>27051120
Yeah, it's true. Don't ever talk about guns around a woman unless she's in the NRA or something. They're jumpy about it.
i am 4 feet tall
I am 5'10 and ugly
I want cummies mommy!
>>27048750
(uncleared throat voice)
Hi, how's it- ...whats up?
"I don't drive a Camaro"
>>27048750
It's nice to meet you.
I'm not a celebrity.
>>27048750
Hey baby, wow, you look just like your mom
>>27048750
"I don't have a job."
The robot is pointless, by the way.
>>27048750
im ready for ur dick
>>27048750
Hello how was your day?
>Im 5ft4.
My penis is four inches.
I still live with parents.
Orixnsjjs
I'm a male feminist
>sniffs hair
What shampoo do you use?
my penis is not circumcised
>>27055220
I guessed what kind of shampoo a girl used and was right, she was impressed or thought I was insane, who knows?
>>27055405
reminds me of something hannibal lector would do
I study economics and mathematics.
>>27048750
Can I sit down there?
>>27049408
>tfw i understand a good portion of that (other than the psi - i think phi is essentially the same as the null set? and ess) from "fundamentals of comp sci" course this semester
> course was supposed to be a light intro to the subject but we got a grad-level teacher and he gives us shitloads of set/logic related proofs for homework
Kill me
>>27048750
I love you, COME HERE!
I fap to Futanari's Daily qt 3.14
"You are ugly as fuck"
Icantbelievethisisnotoriginal
>>27048750
Wanna hear my yoda impression?
im a top tier memer
>>27048768
I'm the Supreme Gentleman.
>>27048750
I post on 4chan nightly
my height starts with five
"I'm a scat fetishist."
>>27048750
I fucken Love You!.
after only saying Hi and Hello maybe twice over the past year. Pfft
>>27048750
I still live with my parents.
>>27049515
>god
>logic
Now I don't understand shit about those symbols, but I can almost guarantee that this will be some aquinas like shit.
>>27048750
bazingone
>>27048750
WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW
SNACKS ARE IN THE BACK
BEVERAGES ARE AT THE FRONT
STAY SEATED FOR MAIN EVENT
>>27048750
Alright, move aside amateurs... let the master take this one.
"THE EXPANDED STARWARS UNIVERSE."
>>27057046
> "I'm a scat fetishist."
Or: "I watch female fart porn."
Meanwhile, these'll probably make plenty of women wet:
"I like rough and painful anal."
"I like prolapse and ruined buttholes."
I just want to watch the world burn.
>>27057080
>I don't understand
>but I can almost guarantee
In other words you have a belief. Dawkinites are retarded.
>>27055579
sounds amazing
im jelly
>>27057137
He has a belief, but also leaves reason for doubt.
Maybe you should do the same.
Kylo Ren killed Han Solo
>>27048750
You can trust me
>>27048920
hehe Chad your sense of humor is so dark and random XD, here let me suck your dick....
>>27057182
I am not the one clinging to the "lack of belief" mentality the majority of Atheists have.
I make minimum wage
>>27048750
I love sandy vaginas
>>27051120
Sweet then i'm doing my job. Anything to make women mad makes me happy. Women are the ultimate stop liking what i don't people lol.
Sorry it's not that big
>>27057246
You have yet to prove how what you posted is evidence for god
i'm bisexual
unless of course the girl is a total degenerate.
I play league of legends
Gamergate was about journalism ethics
>>27048750
Nothing. All I need to do is look at them and they go dry.
>>27048750
*smacks lips* wait hol' up
>>27057851
so are you tryna tell me
I'm a video game jounalist
I work for Gawker Media
I'm a Male Feminist
I'm a virgin. Wanna fuck?
Want to play a boardgame?
What about some MTG?
>>27048750
I made this thread
Originally
>>27048750
So you play M:tG too?
I'm trim completionist on runescape
Jet fuel melts steel beams
I'm a flawed human being.
i am poor
>>27058082
Hey baby gimme a party hat set and blood trimmed seismics
Noid with the Freud
I'm a male feminist.
Originale
>>27057891
Dat we wuz leik
>>27058227
Kangz an sheit we wuz egyptians an Romans and shiet
>>27049585
first laugh today. thank you sir
