If you roll doubles ITT, you are not allowed to come back to this site for six months. YOU MUST FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT.
No cheating. This is for your own good.
Go.
They see me rollin they hating now check these dubs
I was considering leaving anyway because I feel like r9k is contributing to my depression, and an unhealthy mindset. I'll roll and let the digits decide
Fuck why not
Original
No ballz beta fags
you can never leave this place
>>27047238
SINGLES FOR VICTORY
By the time they come back, this site will of been overrun by reddit users and 9 year olds
Rollin' in the deep desu
Alright I need a break from here anyway
>>27047408
>implying it isn't already
Rollin
rollerino motherfucker
>>27047425
90% sure but not completely
>still here
ableubleu original
Ineedthesefuckindubsbadbro
Come on fate, do what's best for me.
>>27047461
Probly against the rules but im rolling again
I ain't scared
I promise not to come back to R9K if kek wills it.
But I will still browse other subreddits :^)
Rolling because why the hell not i could use some sunlight
No dubs yet
Kek is angry with us, he wants us to suffer.
I don't have dubs, so no issue.
>>27047238
fuck it. I'm rolling.
Why should I settle with dubs?
SET ME FREE PLEASE KEK I BEG YOU
>>27047545
that was close one hahah looks like I'm stuck here forever.
Get me off
>>27047238
kk ococococococococoooocccccoooooccccoocococococ
what do I get if I don't get dubs tho?
6 months it is
That's all folks farewell!
There is no Kek
maybe after six months I won't need to come back...
No dubs here, sir
original
>>27047608
Nope, I'll probably just die here.
>>27047238
Lets go rolling
kek yeah right
Without 4chan i will probably an hero, not because I love it, but because its all that I have left
still no dubs in this thread ? they want us here forever guys, this is the end.
>>27047238
Lord please release me from this hell
Fuck you mayn
Poopy roll
Need this anyway
Bless me with what is right, fate.
It's getting overrun by leddits anyway.
Oh Lady Luck I call upon your favor in my time of need
Ok then I Will roll
>>27047666
we will all make it anon :)
>>27047666
Witnessed.Kek has chosen you for hell
>>27047666 bye normie scum
>>27047666
nice satanic trips
>>27047238
time to be somebody
or not
dubbaroni
rofl i never get dubs
PLEASE LET ME LEAVE
PLEASE GOD
goodbye sweet board
posting a frog as an offering to Kek, please grant me dubs oh sweet lord.
>>27047666
SATAN'S TRIPS
>>27047666
>Satanic trips
Have fun in hell for six months faggot
>>27047699
>>27047700
Adios
>>27047666
he is the chosen one
>>27047699
and his servant
>>27047700
nice dubs time to be someobdoiy or not
You won't stop me from staying
How many rolls until God frees me?
Praise the Lord who is our savior release me from my chains.
>>27047714
retoasting, please Kek just give me dubs this one time.
>>27047700
Well, you got double zeroes. You are destined to be a zero
>>27047666
fucking hell.
ohhhkifdtgjllpllbvfj
>>27047668
>no dubs
yep I'm here forever
Everybody come on it, its a party.
Rolling for quads and get that 12 monther.
>>27047683
One more try. Please favor me Lady Luck
not a single person in this thread is going to leave for more than a week, including me
i won't leave at all, I think 4chan has actually bettered my life
I'll do nofap for a week instead if I get dubs
>>27047238
Dubs my mane das will b gud 4 me
Geert Wilders will rule the world
>>27047807
>I think 4chan has actually bettered my life
I find that extremely hard to believe
>>27047238
i really fucking need this
rolling
inb4 i actually get dubs
>>27047822
>>27047833
>>27047844
Bye bye desufam
Rolling with extra text because my comment is original
>>27047766
>>27047699
>>27047666
Replying to the Satan trip sells your soul for freedom from this place.
Rollin
Bloxblacksbloxcx
>>27047238
i can reroll right?
>>27047807
Get the fuck out new faggot
Rolling in the deep deep deep deep how long will it take for this to be original deep deep deep
putting it all on the line lads
>>27047822
>>27047833
Deuces, brehs
>>27047238
tHIS SITE OR JUST THIS BOARD? i DON'T THINK i CAN DO WITHOUT POL FOR HALF A YEAR
>>27047881
This is around my tenth roll, I hope so.
Rholinmoshi moshi origin desu
>>27047920
YOU STILL GOTTA STEER
Ya right lokgoj
>>27047920
You can make it just /r9k/ if you want.
I'm getting out of here fuckers, I'll become the normie of time and you guys will forget me like I'll forget you shitters
I am extremely triggered by this shitposting, at least NEET shitposting is funny, but this is cancer straight out of /b/
I'm just here because I want to go blind in Dark Souls 3, so idgaf.
>>27047238
sure. fucking sheesh robot, you were better off not existing.
what is this [s4s] or /b/?
>>27047966
Why don't you take a 6 month break then?
NEET shitposting isn't funny, btw
Ro||in
There are actually quite few people who earns ton of money just to kick a ball around. This wolrd is a strange place
>>27047999
stay mad wagecuck, stay mad...
>>27047999
>>27047966
The truth speaks to eachother. The trips overwhelms the dubs.
Goodbye sweat princes.
>>27047892
nah
i've been here for literally a month, you're clearly the newfag here
>>27047666
No fucking way. Satan's on your side.
Confident that it will not roll doubles for this site NEEDS me.
I'd definitely be better off for it.
>>27048077Kek has spoken, begone unwanted
It`s kinda funny how you seriously take trips over dubs as a serious argument
>>27047238
Saw the picture and thought this was another spongebob thread. fuck you OP
>>27048077
Shit. Expect a thread for my return on September 9th, 2016.
>>27048077
How ironic that the only one who wanted to stay is the one who has to get the hell out
>>27047238
Ok
Roll6ti65y73
i need it orighhgughinal
i'll roll just once to test my luck
>>27047238
>implying this post is capable of getting dubs
If trips i'll leave 4chan forever.
>>27048136
See
>>27048077
>>27047833
Kek knows who the faggots are and who aren't.
Kek is wise and benevolent.
why do i need r9k to get me to quit r9k
I roll to save me from this place...
>>27047238
Pfffffffffffft yeah okay buddy
plskillmeoriginal
I want off this site.
Lets give it a try, origami
sdfgh here we go xdfb
Singles Get fuck you OP
>>27048192
Pls kek I beg you
I'm sure I won't get dubs
I don't even want to be here desu
>>27048223
This site fucks my shit up, Pls let me off
itll be me i know it
I'm out niggers
Super duper Oregon
Rolled doubles in yesterday's thread but I havent actually left for my week off r9k..
WAKE ME UP
CANT WAKE UP
SAVE MEEEE
please god release me
>>27048277
Beautiful
Ahgsgshshs
I might actually go through with it too. Let em ripp
>>27047238
>fell for the leave r9k meme
>my life gets more and more shit
>i get depressed over insignificant things
>buy rope, come really close to ending it
>come back to r9k one last time
>end up browsing the early morning again
>decide not to an hero
Coming here is the only way to put off the inevitable an hero. I'm not sure wether or not that's good
>>27048277
>>27048288
Checked
Please leave guys this place is not good for you me or anyone
BE FREE
>>27048288
I have been saved
Goodbye fellow robots. I will have a job, gf, and be unvirginfied by this day in 6 months
Love you guys
>>27048289
why god, why. IAAAAAAAAAAMORIGINAL
>>27047238
Fuck your rule OP
>>27048349
>>27048349
>>27048289
>>27048289
FUCKING GOD LET ME LEAVE
Please god help me get dubs
See you never /r9k/
>>27048379
HOLY SHIT DUDW
>>27047238
Let me out please god
Decide my fate o holy kek
rollin
fuck this place
I'll still visit other parts for info
dubs or no dubs that is the question
>>27048468
NO PLEASE I WANT OUT
>>27047238
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I stay there will be trouble.
If I go there will be double.
Gonna block 4chan from my host files.
Anyone got a howto?
>>27048288
see you in six months too bad you'll be the exact same as you are now
rollan for dubs baby
Do you faggots have so little self control that a post number will decide whether you stay here or not when you want to leave anyway?
Posting to same my own life
Surely this time I will be successful.
o-oh god
You'll never get rid of this 5
Trips and I'll get a job before summer starts
Rolling roller at the holler
>>27047238
Fuggggggggggg
Rawling for my own good because I want to better myself.
I might try if I get dubsi won't really
>>27047238
See ya all in 6 months betas
Rolly my ollys
>>27048277
I'm already back
Let's see mon amis
REEEEE NORMIES GET OUTTT
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEE
I WANT TO FUCK REMMIE BUT SHE SAID I CANT CUDDLE NO MORE REEE
Maybe then I will get a life
>implying i'll get dubs
fuck this shithole
>>27047238
BLEASE
This is my first time back to 4chan in 6 months
But I don't wanna leave. Original comment desu senpai.
>>27047238
Now check these dubs cuh.
>>27047238
ok well we will see
>>27047238
I have nothing to lose
However, I must gain some originality
I'm feeling it spongy
>>27047238
please no!!!!!ogd
>>27050333
shit u gots to leave 4 ever
Fuck ot roll for dubs
let me leave
please
semen farts
>>27050607
B-But those are trips, not dubs. I'M FUCKING STAYING.
please let me go
i dont like it
Quentin Rollantino
>>27047238
cv x gsdf sf sfSD fw
>>27047238
be kind to me hash thing
im leaving anyways fuck you numbers
watch me come back nigga
>>27047238
Hoping for a dub less post, I'll probably be back anyways
THE MORNING BELL THE MORNING BELL.
RELEEEEASE ME. RELEAAAASE ME.
plz no dubs
Roll origeenoo
Check me out dawg
lets getit bois
BEFORE I GO,CHECK OUT MY QUADS
alright, cya guys. check em
for gods sake save me from myself
>>27047238
THANK YOU SO MUCH
BUT ALSO FUCK YOU
ok roll this is an original comment
Lord kek i do not want to leave. I will not be able to avoid this site. Sorry my lord. You are holy and it is here I can best feel you. I thank you for your time
I don't even use this board
This is going to end just like my last suicide attempt:
Failing
Still rolling anyway
CHECK EM NIGGERS
FUCK THE ROBOT
It was around about this time that I began taking an interest in my companions in misery. There were few deranged types, mainly sufferers from depression and anxiety; I suppose that was deliberate. People who experience these kinds of states quickly give up drawing attention to themselves. On the whole they remain lying down all day with their tranquillizers; from time to time they take a turn in the corridor, smoke four or five cigarettes, one after the other, then go back to bed. Meals, however, constituted a collective moment; the nurse on duty used to say `Help yourselves.' No other word was uttered; each person chewed his food. Sometimes one of the inmates was overcome by a fit of trembling, or began to sob; he went back to his room, and that was that. The idea gradually dawned on me that all these people - men or women - were not in the least deranged; they were simply lacking in love. Their gestures, their attitudes, their dumb show betrayed an excruciating craving for physical contact and caresses; but that wasn't possible, of course. So they sobbed, emitted cries, lacerated themselves with their nails; during my stay we had a successful attempt at castration.
>>27047238
How will they know?
>>27047238
please
(orijinul)
Oh, but OP, you cannot destroy me, no more than you can destroy the Sea, or the Wind, or... THE VOID.
I'm gayme
>>27047238
> YOU MUST FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT
oh shit its written in caps now i need to do it
wont even be hard
What is a digit anyway? Why do we give a digit such value, especially when succeeded by a digit of the same value? What multiplies the worth of repeating digits?
>>27051666
you got trips not dubs that mean you can stay, my Satanic friend.
>>27047238
yea i probably wont follow through with it because fuck you
I am outa here 4sho
OP sucks cock for nickles.
>>27051811
What he said..........yep
I'm not scared
OP here
Rolling in my own thread because I never did
Roller bladeroonies
rollin
i hope i get to stay
I NEED THIS
I MIGHT GET A JOB TOMORROW
I MIGHT HAVE A SHOT AT NORMALCY
PLEASE OP
PLEASE
MY SOCIAL INTERACTION IS FUCKED IM A DIAGNOSED SPERG AUTIST FAGGOT DEPRESSED ANXIOUS FUCK FACE BUT I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY
PLEASE
what could prossobry go wrong?
Does this apply for 4chan or just /r9k/?
well here I go lets see what will happen =D
>>27052651
REROLL
ORIGAENELEA COMMNUNENT
>>27047238
Alright, hopefully in six months I'm a better person.
>>27052674
PLEEEEEEEEEEES
CRAWWLING IN MY SKINNN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLL
dubs are hard to gets so i'll bite
>>27052644
lol
Also rolling
>>27047238
okjhkjhkjjkhkjhuguytuyt
>>27047238
Rolling.
ORIGINAL FUCKING COMMENT; THIS GODDAMN MOD BOT NEEDS TO GET OUSTED.
>>27052644
>mfw
original commenterino blox blox blox
Let's see. What If I do get dubs and its the best thing to happen to me
this is an original roll.
Fuck the robot.
>>27047238
I guarantee I won't get doubles
rollin' for my freedom
>>27047238
Senpai dude comeanto
Please get dobles
please kek PLEASE KEK FUCK
>>27047238
double
trouble
DOUBLES NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!1!!!1
Not going through with it even if I do get dubs.
>>27047238
Let's see if it was meant to be.
PLEEASE SAVE ME
It is time for a rule
Every time I roll I get the single shittiest result possible. Will this roll get me to leave 4chan after 10 years of constant shitposting? Will I finally be free?
>>27053106
Trusty reroll, because it would be nice to get away from this hell hole.
>>27047238
bye bye big boi
I'm pseudo Chad anyway
>>27047238
I want to leave but I cant
Roll
Pls no dubs
ROLL GET ME OFF THIS RIDE
Laaaaaaaaaaater fags
Check my undubs
Rolling for doubleronis
I'm leaving anyways.
Rolling down the river
wtf i want to submit
Let's do this shit
Lagorini
Rolling with some blox.
Anteeksi, aiti...
