What's the nicest thing a girl (not related to you) has ever done for you?
She told me that no one ever fucked her as good as I did
Take it in the shitter.
>>27047151
I fucked her mouth right after I broke up with her.
:/
Send me a hug through the internet
2 girls have called me funny
gave me a pencil when mine broke
>>27047151
My oneitis told me I smell good
Fell in love with me.
Then she dropped out of school, moved back home, and dumped me.
Thanks Sarah.
I don't know. Buy me dinner, I suppose? Women haven't done many nice things for me. I'm far worse off for my dealings with them overall.
>>27047151
Buy me alcohol, compliment me (usually lies I'm sure, but still feels good man), cuddle with me, kiss me, have sex with me
These are extra nice because I'm an autistic creep
>>27047151
ignored me when others laughed
>>27047151
I was fucked on MDMA with my two best friends. One of which is female, she also happens to be going out with the dude.
But while we were coming down and getting all uber relaxed I told her I had never held anyone's hand before.
She grabbed my hand and we laid on the bed, gurning our tits off having the time of our lives while he sorted a playlist of choice tunes out.
I have never been happier. We also established that we were best friends that night, as if there was any doubt.
Called me a nice guy, before rejecting me.
>>27047225
>hydrocodone 325 mg
those would be very deadly pills if they existed irl
>>27047151
I don't know
Taken it up the ass and swallowed my cum is pretty nice, but it isn't all there. Actually, when I was living with a whole bunch of people they made birthday party for me. Not a party, but actual cakes and baloons, even though I am in my mid twenties. That was pretty heart warming.
>>27047349
desu thats the point senpaii would take them
>>27047151
In the 6th grade everyone in the class hated me and treated me like shit, besides that one girl.
I always was half an hour earlier in school cause of my shit bus, i always was bored so she started coming ealier.
That was nice
Swallowed
>>27047172
>>27047178
>>27047180
>>27047327
>>27047365
All these fucking normies, get the fuck out
She would let me touch her inner tighs
>>27047365
>that one faggot who walks into a thread bragging because he wants to get REEEEEEE'D
>>27047349
What are you talking about. Those are weak vicodens. They exist
>>27047418
>21
>handholdless
>gets called normie
Shared some weed with me...
>>27047413
That's cute. She probably liked you :3
>>27047470
But you're not a virgin
Smoked weed with me, then Sucked all of over my balls. Spit on my dick, stroked it and deep throated it until I came inside her mouth. She swallowed. Feels good when grills eat your genetic code as you explode desu. This happened last night
honestly , this is the nicest thing a girl has ever done for me by far: one night i got drunk and literally passed out in the snow. a girl who was at the bar saw me, and came out and put my arm around her neck, and dragged me to her car. she was able to get me inside the car. she drove me all the way home (she found out where i lived from the bartender). she dragged me to my front door, fished my keyes out of my pocket, then dragged me inside. she took my boots off. she dragged me to my bed and then tucked me in. then, she found advil in my medicne cabinet and put 2 of them on my nightstand, with a glass of water for when i woke up.
now really, isnt that the nicest thing ever? i didnt even know her. i go back to that bar once in a while, hoping to find her so i can thank her somehow.
>>27047492
Yes I am.
I never said I wasn't.
>>27047516
norman get out ree etc
>>27047441
that's the acetaminophen doofus, same shit in tylenol
the actual hydrocodone in vicodin or norco only comes in 5/7.5/10 mg per pill
>>27047470
>>27047537
every one of those stories quoted involves sex
>>27047652
>Holding my hand
>sex
>>27047709
Physical contact is sex you degenerate.
>>27047754
This is a whole new level.
Told me my dick was "pretty big"
>>27047327
So what you are really saying is that you are a cuck
Sucked my dick for ten minutes while I was little drunk and playing GTA V online on PS4.
inb4 normie scum gtfo - she was like 6/10 so...
>>27047560
You're right. I'm retarded
Aside from sex, I've had girls cook for me and buy me things.
Spit on me
Married me and puts up with my manchild shenanigans. She always makes sure to have dinner ready by the time I get home from work. Going back to school for a second degree so she can have a better income so I can fulfill my dream working as a professional artist without worrying about the bills.
Not all women a heartless whores anons. There are some good ones left.
>>27047985
What was nice about it?
My female housemate is really nice. She is qt and kind, doesnt go clubbing etc. We didn't know each other when we moved in together, but she made an effort to get to know me even though im shy so wouldnt do the approaching, and we are friends now. She bakes for the rest of us in the house, makes all of us birthday cakes, lets me know when she is going to watch a film in the house (or at the cinema) or do other stuff and asks if i want to join because she knows i dont go to bars or clubbing like our other housemates. The other day she made me some lemon cake (my favourite) and came to my room to ask if i was ok because ive been more hermity than usual and she said she though i seemed a bit down.
>>27048046
Wow, you're a lucky guy
>>27047521
Plot twist - it was a guy and he raped you before he tucked you in
>>27047996
This, basically. I've known her since we were kids and I don't think I'll ever understand what she sees in me. She's better looking than I am, fairly smart, and just as sweet as can be. She was that girl in school who was really popular but was still nice to everyone. All I am is a funny, average-looking guy who loves her.
>>27048046
she sounds really sweet and caring anon, I hope you appriciate her and let her know that she is very kind
>>27047151
She let me tittyfuck her in a bathroom stall in a club in Sevilla where she later on gave me a blowjob. She was a milf of 35 years old and me being 18, this was heaven.
>>27047151
2 years ago at uni a talked with that Italian girl about how I love Risotto but never tasted a real Italian one.
The next day she brought one to me, and told me to eat it at home, we were both smiling like retards I was so fucking happy.
Never saw that girl again at uni, I learned two months ago that she died in a car accident.
Never could tell her that her Risotto was fucking excellent and that cooking for me is actually the nicest thing a living person ever did for me.
Why does shit always have to happen to me, I swear I don't make this shit up. The pain never ends, it rides on my fucking back.
>>27047151
Lots of nice things have been said but I guess the nicest things ever done for me have been girls buying gifts for me on a couple of occasions (mostly for birthdays).
>>27047151
got anymore pics of this qt?
>>27048187
>>27048078
Yep she is a total sweetheart, I always thank her for what she does. She's so kind, but is fun as well, great to talk with. I feel bad though, I think she is quite badly depressed but hides it, and i dont know what to do for her.
>Known her for 3 years now
>So in love
>she is definitely out of my league
>>27047151
she gave me a pen. when i was done, i tried to give it back to her, but she insisted that i keep it. what a nice gift. although i suspect that she felt too digusted to reuse a pen that i touched. or maybe i'm being too hard on myself. who knows...
>>27047204
>2 girls
Oh god I feel sorry for you if you've kept count.
>>27048423
When you've only ever gotten 2 complements, it's not hard to keep count
>>27047257
>they are nice to me because im an autistic creep
Im fucking jelly at this belly
>>27048165
>I don't think I'll ever understand what she sees in me
This is a classic normalfag humblebrag. It's meant to sound self deprecating but actually saying "i'm fucking a girl way out of my league".
![u0bOor0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eOrEIvT.jpg "u0bOor0[1].png")
>>27047151
Some black chicks cheered for me when I walked the stage in high school because they knew no one else would.
>>27047349
>not being on that v on that yellow pill shit
how plen are you
>>27048573
that was exceptionally nice. No one at my school would have done that
>>27048573
That's really nice. Moments like that can really make you feel alone if nobody cheers, especially because its public.
>>27048520
It is nice when it happens, which is pretty rare these days. They might genuinely have liked me a little bit but I'm pretty sure a most of it was sympathy because they can tell I'm a little different
>>27048573
They were doing it ironically, anon.
>>27048675
Why do you have to ruin people's good memories anon? Why?
>>27048559
I really don't get it, though. I have some self-esteem issues.
When she fell asleep in my arms while we were cuddling. Nothing will be as cute as her face when she was sleeping.
Made me feel like I mattered. Than I fell asleep shortly after.
Than her damn pupper jumped onto us and woke us up.
>tfw single and now made myself sad remembering the good times.
>>27047327
this looks like my kind of movie anon, what is it
Hmm.. Nothing comes to mind actually.
>>27047151
I got a hug on the last day of middle school. 12 years later and I still dream about that warmth occasionally.
>>27048869
Not them, but i think its the series Fresh Meat
She had my daughter. Left me after, but there was that. For a little while there things were pretty nice.
>>27047327
that's kinda cutelol good for you anon, I want to have friends
A girl said she licked my jacket. This was about 10 years ago now and I still remember.
probably getting a bag for when I was really drunk and felt like I was gonna puke
>>27048869
It's a brilliant British comedy series called 'Fresh Meat'.
It's hilarious.
>>27047151
Worked with me on a group project when she got stuck with me
>>27048963
It was. aha
For me, I only really started to get PROPER close friends when I moved away to go to Uni.
>>27048979
*liked
mootblox
>>27048935
ty based anon
have this pic
>stuck a finger up my ass so that I could cum whilst she was jacking me off because I'd never managed it before due to her chubbiness
cut off contact with her a couple of weeks later with no explanation. She still messages me sometimes with needy shit because she's crazy and I know that I could probably fuck her if I wanted to. Should I do it bots?
>gym class outside to play baseball
>suck at sports in general
>gym teacher is generic jock
>actually manage to hit not 1, but 2 homeruns
>classmates are actually kind of hyped on me for a change
>at end of class teacher reads our grade
>happy at the thought I actually did good
>"anon 5/10"
>surprised and upset but don't say anything
>girl in class speaks up "sir anon hit 2 homeruns"
>he says something like 'its not about the results its about the effort'
>"it should be higher" she almost commands him
>teacher pauses
>"...6/10"
I will remember this forever, i can't remember another girl ever being this nice to me after
T-thanks Evie
A bunch of the popular girls made me cookies, brownies and bought me candy and shit in highschool for my birthday one year. I never got them shit, and I'm glad, they all turned into huge cunts and turned on eachother.
>>27047151
Paid for the drinks when the two of us met at a romantic cafe just as friends.
>mfw
>>27047521
How do you know she did that if you were passed out?
>>27048675
No, I think they were fairly sincere about it. I helped a lot of the black kids out in high school. By help I mean cheat. I'd write my test answers down and pass them around.
A lady who was my neighbor when I was a kid. She used to buy me candies and toys every other month. And she didn't even abuse me.
Took the condom off mid sex, rode me with her huge hips, and massive tits. Then before I came, she showed my dick down her throat and massaged my shaft with her tongue. Came so hard I saw stars.
>>27049100
That's pretty dope she had your back like that anon
>>27047151
Nothing at all.
>All these fucking normies ITT
>>27049183
Shoved*
She ended up being a bitch.
>>27049196
Your mummy never made you tendies, anon? I feel sorry for you.
My sides I started laughing, got grill drunk, she passed the fuck out raped her for about 2 hours, next morning she tells me thanks for taking care of her
>>27049216
Read the OP.
The girl has to not be related to you.
>>27049183
Little dick detected, at least she took it, sorry you have such a small penis
Does losing your v card automatically make you a normie? Does having a gf make your a normie?
>>27049183
When I lost my virginity the girl asked me to take my condom off part way through too. Idk why but that was even hotter and made me more excited then knowing we were gonna fuck. That first time going in raw...the best
>>27048573
Awww lol now I want some black girls to cheer for me! Too bad there are no black girls in my country, at least not more than one. Also I agree with >>27048617
people would have went out of their way not to clap for me if I attended graduation
She saved me from soul crushing loneliness
>>27049238
If you're well adjusted enough to get a girlfriend then yeah. You are a normie.
>>27049238
short answer: yes, long answer: yes. i couldn't just reply yes.
>>27049013
Oh great, ok, so that's your advice? If I want friends, I just need to go enroll in university? Alright great.
No just kidding but if I ever go to post secondary I'm gonna be a few years older than everyone, the only friends I ever make are people who reeeeaaallly want to be around me (I'm good at conversatin')
> You're too nice to survive the zombie apocalypse
We used to always joke in our social group about our "plans" to "survive" a zombie attack. i was told by her that I would probably die trying to rescue someone.
A popular girl stood up for me when this korean kid was making fun of my fake eyelashes. Although, 2 years later, that same girl made a joke about "lets NOT go down that aisle HAHAHAH" just because I was standing there, dressed like a crack addict. Oh well, at least I am not a ginger *cries because she had more and better opportunities than me and I'm compensating*
Thanked me for existing
One time this girl I was into said I was really cool in a nerdy way.
One time some bullies were ripping on the way that I dress and a hot girl said "I like the way you dress Joe!"
One time a girl said I have really pretty eyes.
A girl bought me a nice shirt once.
>>27049281
shit man as the fat kid everybody would say i would die first
and i agreed too. not because i was fat, but because im scared of every outcome and a pussy
>You are really handsome, you could be a model.
Still a kissless virgin after all these years. I do not know what the point of that statement was, she wasn't clearly trying to hit on me. Maybe she felt sorry or something.
Swallowed my semen and told me she loved me
>>27047151
Sucked my dick
>>27048414
>>27048046
Thinking about more things qt housemate has done. I've lived with her for almost three years now for university, we were randomly put together in the first year and got on so we've stayed together.
>have chad housemate in first year
>nice enough most of the time but sometimes makes asshole comments
>comments something mean about me
>qt tells him off
First time anyone has stood up for me
>Like dogs, cant have pets at house
>Her family has 2 dogs
>when she goes to visit she always sends me pics
>say 'give them a treat for me!'
>sends back a video of her telling the dogs to sit, says 'this is from anon!' and gives them treat.
>...her little laugh at the end when one of the doggos jumps up to lick her hand before the video cuts out...
>"anon, my brother gave me his ps3 because he got a ps4, i bought it back here because i thought you might like it! maybe you can teach me"
>pretty sure she has no real interest in games, is just trying to make me feel involved
>she only plays when i play with her
>makes me feel warm inside that she thinks about me/cares enough to try to make shared interest
>she says her babysitter used to bake lots with her when she was growing up
>tell her ive never done that
>"anon, youve never even made and decorated cookies?"
>"nope"
>come home a few days later and she has made cookie dough for us to roll out and cut together so we can decorate them
>she has even bought some edible glitter, and got cookie cutters that she thought i would like (dinosaurs and a pac man ghost)
>dont think ill ever forget the sight of her laughing in the kitchen trying to shake the glitter off of her hands and smiling
Sometimes we cook together and it feels so domestic. She is the only girl ive spoken to outside of family and stuff like cashiers. dont know what ill do without her, lads. So painfully in love with her
>>27049668
If this is actually true, there is a 98% chance she wants your dick.
Be hella careful though, as if she doesn't, everything will go to shit.
>>27049719
>>27049668
He should drink with her...
Could become awkward if anything happened though
>>27047151
uh... hired me for a job and hasn't fired me yet?
this is a hard question. No okay wait I have something. My doctor. She gave me free meds for a while when I could not afford them. Yes. Okay i was starting to get worried i wouldn't have a single thing to write for this thread.
>>27048881
Yeah, best thing I can thing of is they acknowledged my existence and said hello.
>>27049868
I am glad i am not alone at least brother anon
>>27049719
>>27049776
No, I don't think she does. She is really pretty (it's not just me that thinks that, chad housemate and the others think so too), so I think she is way out of my league. I'm not sure if she is interested in dating really, she hasnt been on a date in the time ive known her and im sure people must ask her. Like i said i think she is actually quite depressed/has had something bad happen to her but hides it well from a couple of things she has said when shes had a few drinks (this isnt often). One of our other housemates who is also a girl asked her about dating once and she said something just like her ex "wasnt very nice to her" and it seemed like there was more to it but thats all she said. idk.
I'd much rather be friends with her and not ruin it by confessing. If we move away from each other at the end of this year when we graduate i might tell her because i think she deserves to know. But im sure if she wanted to date someone she would have better prospects than me
>>27049668
I'm in a roughly similar situation, anon.
We gotta do it. We'll do it together. We're gonna make it, man. We just gotta be brave.
>>27049905
Jesus dude, how many different people live with you?
>>27048337
I feel your pain anon. Nothing to add, just letting you know you have someone out there who cares.
The nicest thing a guy did for me was tell some stacies to stop bullying me.
He was quite a robot too, so they didn't really care, but it meant a lot to me.
>>27049868
>remember the last time a girl tried to start a conversation with me
>walking home from highschool like 7 years ago
>it was my birthday
>girl asks me if I was okay and said I looked sad or something
>just mumble a reply like no i'm fine or something so i don't have to talk because shy and socially awkward
>realize she's walking the same way home as me
>i have to fast walk away like one of those niggas in the olympics
>>27049961
Its a student house of 5 people. Me and qt and another guy have been there the whole 3 years, but the other two of the five have changed over the years. Does that make sense? It's not really considered that many people where i am for a student house, but i can see how the way i phrased it makes it seem like loads haha
>>27049959
What's your situation m8? Yeah its painful, I would love to date her but I would much rather be friends than risk ruining it.
>>27047996
>professional
>artist
oho that's a good one my man.. gave me a hearty chuckle
>>27050099
Yeah that makes sense
There was probably some times but I can't remember currently, nothing really stands out...actually a friend of mine made a drawing and I really liked it, and she plays music for me in her piano and I find it sweet that she does.
so i guess that's one thing
My 29th birthday on /b/ I posted asking for a qt to show me her tits (politely) and she did with timestamp.
I fell asleep on her lap. She didn't wake me.
>>27050162
>>27050300
these are both really cute. simple things like that seem so nice
A girl told me that I mattered to her. The feeling wasn't mutual.
I would say sex, but I can't recall a single time when I didn't do most of the work.
>>27050417
oh yeah shes great.
funny, loving, smart, and most of all beautiful.
Love her to bits, a shame she doesn't feel the same way for me.
vocaroo related, she played a KH song.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aLwNPq3Ep2
>>27047151
Nothing. No non-family member woman has ever done anything for me.
>>27047151
Complimented my dick
Sucked me while I was standing up
Told me that I was funny and intelligent
Gave me a very nice note on Valentine's Day
>>27048046
>>27049668
>I will never experience this
End it all, lads
>>27050810
Idk, i never thought i would either but it happened. Maybe it will with you one day too anon
Said "I was actually considering dating you before this happened"
>>27050130
What do you think a commercial artist is numbnuts?
nothing
fhjkh
>>27050879
Exactly anon. I was sure I would die a kissless virgin, but I didn't
Life is strange lads
Lesbian friends/couple chose me to be the father in helping them have a baby.
>>27047151
just being generally nice and hospital. i fell in love with my friend's niece. we were the same age, my friend was just older. everytime i came over, she smiled and offered to fix me a plate. if i ever politely declined,she'd insist, just to be sure. she was the only girl i can say truly respected me. so i guess the nicest thing a girl ever did was be nice.
>>27051069
they probably think you're gay
>>27050879
>22 yrs old
>living on my own in a rural area
>make money doing electrical work by myself (service entrances, maintenance calls)
>rarely post on 4chan
>talk to customers and family, that's it
>no actual friends
>work, lift, read, night walk, repeat
If I went back 5 years and told myself I's be this lonely, I wouldn't believe it. I have hella savings from a frugal lifestyle, so I might try travelling.
>>27051134
They knew I was a virgin so let me dick her to have the baby (also it saved a lot of money), so I can't imagine they think I'm gay.
SPIDER-MAN NIGGA
A girl hugged me out of nowhere when she passed some test, same girl said something when my friends where ''annoying'' me, they weren't, we were just fucking around, I can't remember
And no, she wasn't into me, she was just nice, one of my friends told me she said that I looked better clean shaven, then another friend told him and me that she's just nice to everybody
Thanks to him for breaking an illusion, he knew that it's impossible for a girl to like me
Also she thought I was an emo for some reason, but she never told me that face to face
>>27051183
Ah, yeah thats not a great position to be in for meeting people. Are you ok with people generally, and do you like spending time with them? I havent done them myself, but a few people i know have done those workaway things when they travelled and said it was really good for getting them out of their shells and meeting people
>>27051371
Before I settled (if you could call it that, I'm fucking 22) I worked on Great Lakes freighters. I got along with all those guys fine, but they weren't regular dudes. We had our inside jokes to laugh at, and the company to bitch about. I'm just not good at stuff like going clubbing, hanging out, etc. I just get really uncomfortable really fast. I need to step out and suck a couple breaths of cool air to calm down.
I don't know how I got like this, I just focused so much on "muh hard work" that I don't know how to get along with anyone that just worked their ass off hauling lines or busting clamps with me.
wow, that turned into a paragraph fast
I was moving to another state before starting high school and this girl who I was close friends with wrote me a poem. It had a lot of our inside jokes tied in and ended with her basically wishing me the best and saying she'll miss me. I still have it and read it when I'm feeling down.
>>27047151
said good night
>>27051603
>anyone that just
*anyone that didn't just work their ass off
I need sleep, my English is suffering
>>27047151
one baked me cookies for my birthday
>>27047151
>Senior year of high school
>Some qt that sat in front of me would flip her hair back and on to my desk
>She'd look back and smile
A really old lady said all employees should be like me to my boss
>>27047151
called me hot and papi.
>>27047151
>What's the nicest thing a girl (not related to you) has ever done for you?
Suck my dick, play with my balls and let me play with her vag.
> (not related to you)
Oh, wait...
Made me a birthday cake.
>>27047151
let me mooch off her for the last 5 years
No job and provided little to the apartment short of keeping the house clean. Pretty much all food I eat and entertainment I've bought has been her money. She never gives me grief being unemployed and is happy I'm in her life.
>>27047151
One hugged me on my last day on my internship at the company she worked at.
Really strange, only talked to her once and on the last day she gave me a really warm hug.
8 years later I still remember it.
Man, I'm pathetic.
>>27051679
Oh fuck dude
I know that feel. I don't know why that makes me so hard. I guess it's the tease factor
She talked to me
>>27049238
no having sex does not make a normie
it does however make you impure
>>27049238
you seem a bit to hang up on titles anonso no you will fit right in
>>27051603
Huh, maybe those workaway things would be good for you, you go to a farm, house, whatever and stay there for a while and work/volunteer doing whatever, often with other volunteers and then you have the rest of the time free to do what you want. I've been looking into it since I (maybe kind of like you) am able to get along with people when we have something in common, but not great otherwise. Havent found the time to do it yet though.
Great lake freighters sounds like hard work but pretty cool. Always wanted to see the great lakes (im in england)
>>27047151
A girl who I'm friends with bought me dinner once
More then one girl has done the cliche "anon you're soo smart"
cant think of a single instance of a girl being genuinely nice to me. whether its a girl making the first move, or standing up for me, nothing.
If i didn't talk to them first they would refuse to acknowledge im there.
ik it seems weird but i get the feeling when im walking down the hallways i eye contact with a girl for ONE second and she rolls her eyes.
fuck all women
>>27047151
befriend me.
>>27047151
Compliments on how good I was at sex, especially because I would just do what I wanted instead of what she asked for. Women are shit at knowing themselves, sexually. Just follow your instincts, senpai.
>>27047151
Well one time a girl admitted she had a crush on me then laughed and said "What was I thinking XD??", then another time one said I'd be kinda cuter if I wasn't, you know, like, me.
I honestly can't think of a single time a girl not related to me has actually done something nice for me. I only count people my own age, older women have done kind things to me and when I was a little kid girls were sometimes nice to me.
Wow that's a tough one. There's so much to choose from? Is it the girl that didn't show how she was repulsed when she had to hug me at Christian camp or was it the girl who tried to coerce this other girl into asking me out when I was 10.
Either of those I suppose. I'm not a hugless KV. So the former probably comes out ahead.
>nicest thing
>receive anal
You stimulate her prostate and you get off. How is this even supposed to be a kind thing. You straight faggots are weird.
>she let me fondle her boobies
>she let me lick her vagina
Makes as much sense.
>>27053011
>her prostate
>her
>prostate
>>27047151
WHO IS THIS GIRL I NEED MORE PICS OF HER
>>27047754
Buddy you have a lot to learn
>>27047151
Was having some trouble in electrical circuits so she got near me and helped me through and through, even emailing me a small PDF with several circuits solved so I could learn
>>27047151
Give me a blow job when I was depressed
Hung out with me out of pity.
Idk probably give me a friendly hug. No girl has ever really went out of her way to be nice to me.
I got some real bros though. But i feel like even they are starting to hate me.
Well none of them have called the cops on me yet so that's nice.
>>27047151
taught me how to drive and beg me to fuck her in the ass
Once a girl invited me to her pool party for her birthday. We had never really spoken in real life, only on MSN, even though we went to school together. I said no because it was only going to be like 5 people and I didn't really know any of them and her chad bf would be there and I was overweight so I said no. I never really ever spoke to this girl in person because of this, she withdrew after that.
Once a girl saved me a seat in the audience of a school play. I overheard her telling someone to tell me to sit next to her, and she had enthusiasm in her voice when she said it. That was pretty nice. She also called me a legend once when I told a joke, and she said I have nice eyes. I've hugged her twice, both times at a party. The first time was really awkward though, she held out her arms and I didn't know what she was doing so she had to say "Can I get a hug?" before I went in.
Two other girls have also said I have nice eyes. I've been complimented on having nice hair (it's straight, shiny and soft) when I was younger, probably two times in Primary school and I got 4 compliments on my haircut when a guy cut my hair in the school bathrooms. Apparently a girl at work said I have good taste in clothes, but she didn't say it to me. In year 12 my English teacher made everyone write something nice about everyone else in the classroom. I got a few people saying I was smart and funny.
A girl said I have nice shoes once and she wasn't joking. That same girl said she wished I was her dad because I was high on LSD and talking with like a weird timbre and rhythm, like a content man in his 50s that's had a few drinks and she found it funny. She also laughs at some of my jokes. I've hugged her goodbye once.
And that pretty much sums up all interaction with girls, positive or negative. I view all of this as a magical gift, I didn't even deserve this, however little it is.
All three of these girls have been my oneitis over the years.
JDIMSA.
nothing, I've never interacted with a female
>>27047151
Fucked me, then told me my cock is bigger then her ex's and I'm better at sex.
I don't think I stopped smiling for a week.
>>27054679
Oh and one time I was partnered with pretty girl for a week in a tutorial and she did all the work that was pretty nice of her.
>>27047151
she said it was cute when i had a dream about her
>>27047327
MDMA is such a shit drug. Case in point this fucking jackass let anon fuck his girlfriend.
These people are fucked. They are out of touch with reality. Take some LSD instead.
>>27054679
Yo that second girl sounded like she had the hots for you. Did you ever pursue her?
>>27047172
>as well
If you are going to lie about some imaginary broad at least make her not sound retarded.
>>27054925
She didn't. She's a literal 10/10 and I'm a gremlin. She was just really nice to everybody, and she found me funny so I guess I got the added privilege of a seat next to her at a play.
Gave me her chegg account
A woman in Italy fucked my brains out. She was part of an offered tour service and I was the only one to show up. She led me around for like an hour while I did my best to just not spill spaghetti, she had fun and seemed to like me and offered to cut the tour short and basically head back to her place.
I mostly let her lead the way and take control of things, and she ended up hopping on my robot dick and fucking me silly for the rest of my stay. Honesty probably the best experience of my life, don't know what I did to earn a fate like that or get that lucky.
>>27049238
Yes to both.FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27049668
>tfw nothing like this will ever happen for you
>tfw you're almost in tears thinking about it
Last time I smoke a bowl then go on r9k
>>27047151
A few weeks ago I left 20$ at a self serve checkout (was tired/pissed off after work) and this girl who was a massive Stacie in high school came running up to me to give me my money. I was pleasantly surprised.
Once I over payed a escort 80$ and she gave me the money back.
Sometimes girls buy me stuff but I've never really received compliments or had a girlfriend.
> was homeschooled until graduation
8 years of school with no female contact, period. Not even looking at females.
Will be 19 soon
Have basically never come into contact with a girl who was near my age this year that wasn't a cashier
Except for one chick while running on a track, she was 2 seconds behind me, I complimented her running ability, and we talked about about 25 seconds about running. That was a month ago.
You fuckers actually went to real schools with real girls in them.
>>27047754
Fact.
>>27051183
Real nigga.
>>27047832
hahahaha wow guys look i'm not a normie hahah the girls I've had sex with were only above average attractiveness
fuck off Chad.
>>27047178 >>27047180>>27047516 >>27047830 >>27047922 >>27047985 >>27047996 >>27048778 >>27049183 >>27049238 >>27049601 >>27047172 >>27047225 >>27047230 >>27047257 >>27049668 >>27050608 >>27047516 >>27052778 >>27053307 >>27053011
All normies, leave now.
>>27048778
Aren't you a weeaboo now, Drag?
>>27049905
Extremely attractive females rarely get asked out. Even Chad is too intimidated. That is, if she's actually "really pretty."
Source: due to job, forced to spill spaghetti around/"work with" attractive females regularly. The very hottest ones will complain about how nobody ever hits on them. Maybe they're lying, I am too autistic to detect that.
one recently asked me to a sushi lunch
it's been a few hours now since the event
>>27055323
Dan Carlin mah nigga
>>27049090
God no. I fooled around with an unnattractive girl when I was going through a dry spell.
Even though I stressed it to her that it was a no strings situation and that I felt no emotional attachment to her, she got extremely clingy and tried to basically guilt trip me into hanging out with her.
I tried to tell her nicely that I wasn't interested but eventually I had to just ignore her until she gave up.
>>27047369same for me tbqh
>>27047813
This show is so great. Mark Corrigan is the only wizard who get to keep his wizard status despite having all the sex he has.
>>27048015
nothing.
still the best nicest girls have done for me
>>27047151
Flirted with me so hard but I self-doubted myself so much that I didn't make any advances even though I liked her back.
>>27051749
why man? I had a great boner going and you ruined it with your cousin diddling
>>27049527
Wow, you're actually getting autismbux. I thought that was just a meme
>tfw not autistic, just indian
>>27055172
You will never bully me into leaving. The fact that my penis has been inside a female doesn't mean that I'm still not an autistic ugly neet
I literally don't care what you have to say about it you jealous faggot. I will never be a functioning human being I will post wherever the fuck I want
Elementary school pretty much ignored, only act of kindness from a girl was when some kid was making fun of me and this girl said to the kid to stop.
Middle school pretty much ignored, most girls where acquaintances only, only talked to me because they needed something like homework or some other shit.
I always had male friends, but not female friends, females just don't talk to me or turn there face on me like I don't exist.
In highschool pretty much the same, they only talked to me because they needed something. Then almost finishing school this girl I met we could actually could talk about stuff not related to school, but never got track and lost contact with her after highschool.
Worked abroad my country and female coworkers we really nice, they made my a good bye drawing when I went back to my country, but after a while of no contact they deleted me from facebook, this other coworker drove me to the nearby city, didn't even charge me gas, really nice person.
In university pretty much the same, most girls will go away or just cold stop talking to me when I start talking to them, thats why I pretty much ignore women altogether.
Then I social service in university I'm doing with some mates, a girl who is friends with my mates, even though at first I ignored her, got to know her, and I actually like to talk to her, and she actually talks back and message each other on facebook, what I didn't expects was that she actually started a conversation on facebook and ask me if I'm stilling going to the social service because I finish sooner than them, and we talked. It was the first time a girl started a conversation with me asking something about me like she cared and wanted me to still go and hangout, other than homework.
Pretty much sums my life interactions with females.
>hold open a door
>she gives you a look of utter disgust and contempt
J...just neutrality would be nice
2 girls said that I was the perfect man, attractive, creative, smart, strong values, but I've never had a gf, so I dunno.
>implying the last time I spoke to a girl wasn't in 8th grade
This doesn't include things like them saying "hey what time is it" or "that'll be $3.22"
Tbqhf the nicest thing a girl has done for me was slapping the smug face of my friend's brother when he had been picking on me. I still remember the thunderous echo of the impact when her open palm made impact with his cheek.
>>27048046
DONT FUCK IT UP DONT HIT ON HER PLEASE
>>27055172
Learn how to format your posts properly you disgusting newfag.
>>27047151
She feigned interest long enough to make me feel like I was worth something.
>>27047151
Had sex with me out of pity.
She was the only girl to approach me at the party. She didn't ignore me. She actually talked to me.
>>27047151
talk to me after not wanting to talk to me even though i have constant screw face
>>27049668
i feel leik cry.
plz...dun evr try 2 entr pantsu...do it 4 me.
>>27047180
why are so many mansluts on r9k?
>>27056701
oh god...every time.
fuck this gay earth
>>27047349
5mg hydrocodone
320mg tylenol
Sucked my dick and gave me a physical copy of Pokemon Silver for GBC. She was pretty crazy tho.
i think one complimented me on losing weight
and another maybe bought me some food i don't really remember
that's about it
Looked me in the eyes as she walked by.
>>27047151
here is mine
>be 18
>preparing for uni exams
>meet qt russian at the mall
>she is a intern english teacher here
>meet weekly, talk for hours
>lolturkishairforce shoots down putins jet
>her uni calls her back, saying she isn't going to graduate and shit
>literally cucked by erdogan
I don't even want to feel anymore
hold me
(surprisingly not original)
kek, I realized the reality of clicking the "I'm not a robot" captcha
9/10 girl asked me out
she never actually showed up but it was nice of her to make me feel lucky and hopefull
>>27057877
Why
Why did you post this?
The simplicity and directness of this post broke my heart
Instant happiness and hopefulness turned into emptiness and destitution instantly
9/10 would recommend this writing style and then not show up
>>27056586
>implying there is a proper format
Go back to facebook you normie faggot.
>>27047151
Stopping her car in traffic, to let me pass. She smiled at me from the car, it just felt nice to be acknowledged.
This girl in school, I had a crush on, talked to me once, we talked about the future. She was like a female version of me, but so very cute.
>>27058028
im so sorry anon :(
if it makes you feel any better i actually just made it up
theres a girl i skype with and i talk to her about my bad childhood and stuff and she gives me lots of emotional support and says im perfect ;_; we fell for eachother hard
>>27048337
Exactly. I feel like I have deliberate bad luck, anytime I make a friend something bad comes along.
>>27047349
i would cut them up and take them omg that would be amazing
One gave me some food she had cooked in class at school.
>>27047257
OP asked for girls that aren't related to you, your mom doesn't count.
some elderly woman said I have lovely eyes
that's it
>>27047151
give me the sauce
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nicest thing she ever did was say she would bake me a cake for my birthday. it never happened. lost all trust in people in general after that. orignal
gave me a random shoulder rub. then asked me to reciprocate. it was nice.
>>27047225
Hagan?
>>27047151
>took it in each hole
>i cummed on each inch of her body
>let me cuck her new bf with her when we weren't together anymore
>let me fuck her lil sis (was 19 though)
>her two gf's too
>i was allowed to emotionally abuse her
>each of these greentext lines was another person
Well, everything has an end and now I'm stuck with a 1,8m, blonde, green eyed kindergardener grill that is jealous as fuck.
>>27047151
Russian girl I lived with at Uni would bring back things for me from her trips home and bought me a birthday present.
I met with the girl from the internet for the first time and she bought present for me and when I ordered tea for us, she suddenly "throwed" the money before I was able to pull off my wallet and pay.
Later I wanted to split the bill in two at least, but she declined my idea.
After that I wrote to her, that I feel weird about this situation and she messaged me back and said, that she is sorry for that, but it was her little plan to make me feel a little guilty so I will want to meet with her at least once more.
Felt pretty good also I am going to meet her second time soon.
>>27049668
damn i am so lonely
just did the same i think
>>27047151
>girls
>doing nice things
When will this meme end
at highschool, from a classmate. i was sick for a week and couldn't attend. when i recuperated and went to school, she was delighted to see me and she said that she was very worried. she gave me a huge hug and i could feel her D cups pressing on my chest. felt good man.
>>27047151
Back in High School a qt girl got a better score in a subject I used to be the best in. Some Chad jokingly asked if the wager was me doing a striptease for her, obviously expecting her to laugh at me, but she replied, "I wouldn't mind that, actually".
It would've been even sweeter if she hadn't started dating another Chad a few months later. They even moved together. Absolute waste of the only geniunely nice girl I've ever met.
>>27047151
kissed me on the cheek when we where drunk af
>>27054920
>MDMA is such a shit drug
I disagree
>let Anon fuck his girlfriend
I didn't fuck anyone >tfw 21y/o virgin
She took a 12-hour train ride to break up with me in person because we both felt things wouldn't work out and she took the initiative.
>>27047151
>What's the nicest thing a girl has ever done for you?
She sold her car so she can help me buy equipment for my gaming youtube channel.
>>27059846
The best part of his posits that he recommends taking LSD - and presents it as getting in touch with reality.
