>You look nervous Anon, take a seat and show me your resume. I'm sure your a bright kid who has done some bright things.
What do?
>>27043413
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t. Christiano Ronaldo
My resume isn't horrible I'm just a nervous awkward idiot who probably doesn't come across as a strong and dynamic employee
>>27043413
share the contents of my archive with them
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*stabs him in the heart and teleports away*
Heh... Too easy.
>'accidentally' drop my shit
>bend over to pic it up
>wiggle my cute butt suggestively >fall to my knees and arch my back as he brushes aside my underpanties and forcefully enters me from the rear.
>squeal with delight as he violates my pussi and fills me up with hot sticky cum
>then I would clean his cock with my eager tongue
I sit down and show him my resume?
Is this some sort of test? Am I supposed to flip the table and pound my chest to show my dominance or something?
>>27043413
Heh, i work in that black building in the background.
>>27043413
This actually seems like it would be a pretty good interview experience , the guy seems laid back (judging by attire) and looks like he has a young heart. 10/10 would want to be interviewed by again
>>27043413
Sit down and show him my resume. Then inquire about the weird cups.
I fucking hate interviews. 9/10 times they already know if they're going to hire you or not just based of your resume and application BOTH they had before you even got the interview. I swear the whole point of interviews is to put a face on the information then they hire you if you look the part.
Hey do you have sprite? I'd love me some sprite right now
>>27044210
>'So why do you want to work for this company'
lel who is this fucking argie manlet and why would I ever put myself in a position where he is in a superior position?
Anyone else hit or miss with interviews. I either do pretty decent, or I spill my spaghetti and stutter, get mind blinds, and shake. I don't understand
>>27043413
>that's a tidy office for such a messi guy
>>27044466
i really hate you anon
>>27043413
gain most of my confidence back
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What a shitty looking office. I see a keyboard (one of those stupid minimalist wireless keyboards that anyone can snap in half) but no monitor. What is he, some asshole big shot who has a big screen on the opposite wall?
Also
>wearing a hoodie for an interview
This is absolutely disgusting and just screams "tech start-up that will go nowhere fast and make everyone unemployed again in under a year"
I'm sorry for wasting both your and my time sir. This is not a company I want to work for.
