>"I- I think I'm in love with you, Anon."
What do?
Say Alhamdulillah.
Baby, i'm exploding of happiness
"P-please don't blow me up"
Tell her to fuck off to syria or america
>>27043100
RRRREEEEE
ANTEE GA7BA YA MUNAFIQA
Khimaris are scum. They are all whores and feminists. The most pious Muslim girls bare their heads
>>27043100
Nothing because it'd never happen.
>>27043100
a 30 year old asian with a hijab and a smartphone?
>>27043100
that i know, i'm god
aww, you're a good little mussie aint you,
yes you are!
>ruffles burka
Burn the book and that scarf then we can talk
But I don't live in the first world, I can't give you a passport
If I were a muslim I'd support islam, desu.
Good stuff. Married an Iranian girl so she could come here to live.
>>27043100
Fuck her so hard that she converts to christanity.
i think i would be ok with it desu desu family
I'd convert for some qt mudslime pus
>>27043348
This is a good point. Give her your non-halal kafir cock with foreskin until you fuck the indoctrination out of her.
Knock her up until the babies start coming out white.
>>27043100
no matter who says that I'll probably be something like
>not interested.
>>27043385
Are you a muslim cuck getting off on this shit?
do you have to wear that on your head even when we're having sex or can you finally take it off?
>>27043100
>but me no believe in allah
>me no want kebab
>>27043439
they don't wear it inside their house you ignorant fool
Salami do you come in peace?
>>27043571
They HAVE to wear it unless it's in front of a mahram or other women
Jasmine, I could only love you if you converted to Christianity. Won't you do that for me?
>>27043100
>implying a pure muslima would declare her love to a man without her parents' arranging it first
Fucking sloot. I bet she wants to use me for my halal tendies.
THE KEBAB MUST BE PARISHED FROM THE EARTH DEUS VULT
>>27043100
>I have recieved a message from allah himself
>You must be my slave or else he will smite you down.
>>27043100
>"Let's go see Father Murphy and start your conversion, babe"
>our cultures are just too different for us to be happy together
>find yourself a muslim man and I'll find myself a christian woman
>it's better that way
>>27043320
>Iranian girls
HHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
Convert her to christianity and marry her.
>>27043255
>hijab
she has a khimar, but she is probably a slut
>>27043279
>implying most khimaris are Muslim
>>27043320
Iranian women became atheist whores the moment they set foot on America
>>27043841
I say we just rape them out of existence and give the babies proper Christian upbringings
deus rape
>>27043967
Iran is the world's leader in plastic surgery, right after worst Korea and Brazil.
>>27043946
If you don't do this, you're setting yourself up for failure.
She will never be Christian if she's doing it for a man.
Is she holding a detonator?
Looks like an improvised detonator
>>27044159
tBh I kind of like girls with hook noses
I'm kind of sick of seeing all these perfectly straight nose jobs
>>27043100
I hope that by "love" you don't mean "detonation mode"
>>27043100
>Good for you bitch.
>>27043100
I would probably convert. She's so cute.
>>27043279
>you're a good little mussie aint you,
>yes you are!
>ruffles burka
I have literally said and done this before, that was a long time ago.
Why did you have to make me feel anon?
i hear muslim women have really tight pussies
>>27043186
Fuck off back to /mlp/, Carlos
>>27044510
>Converting for a woman who wouldn't convert for you
>>27043100
Convert or die, whore.
>>27044578
What happened afterwards? Ori
>>27043967
She's pretty packing in the right places.
>>27044080
Well we've been together for a little over a year and she's still practicing Muslim. I don't pressure her otherwise and she appreciates that I think.
Love takes two. You may be infatuated with me but there's no love between us.
Also we've never even met and I'm extremely bigotted about pretty much everything about you.
Convert to Islam, rape her it is my right to do so, then abandon my faith and become an outlaw that runs from the honor squad sent to kill me not for the rape but for leaving Islam.
I would have a bunch of crazy adventures as I lay traps and escape by the skin of my teeth, but ultimately dying in a hail of bullets as I throw it all away when I expose myself to help a woman getting gang raped by the honor squad.
>>27043100
I would probably reciprocate because I'm not a racist.
>>27043147
Masha Allah
>>27044929
>Code for "I'm a huge cuckold"
I see you.
>>27043286
>anon, it is called a hijab. I wear it to protect my purity in the eyes of Allah. I can only show my hair to the man who I marry... :)
>>27044796
She got an arranged marriage
Why do I fantasise so much about falling in love witha muslim girl when I hate muslims and sandshits?
>ISIS enabler
run away fast as fuck
Kill self when I wake up from my dream.
>>27043100
u r a q t, when are you free to go on a date so I can see if we have common interests and values?
>>27043211
Why America? She'd be out of place.
Kill her
Bitch is obviously lying and just wants all your shekels
Lean in close, give her a kissall-the-while trying to hear a ticking sound in her backpack
>>27043100
You know what scares the shit out of me from muslim bitches?
> They are literally insane and will murder you in your sleep if you do anything that goes against her crazy ideals, even eating fucking bacon goes on that list.
> They will want you to convert to their shitty tier religion and thus you will be comparable to some goat herder in a third world country.
> Gays there get killed, some would say it's ok but hear me anons, the gays there can choose to transition instead of being beheaded so the "girls" some muslim parent may want you to marry, since you're in their eyes is some shitty infidel, will mostl likely be their faggot son who had his peepee cut off and is wearing the same crappy fabric in their heads like women do.
In other words, crazy, ugly, possibily tranny and will kill you if you don't become a mudslime.
>>27043218
>Khimaris are scum
Anon...?
>>27044891
>she's still practicing Muslim
what do you mean by this?
lol she's khimar.
i'm in there
>>27043100
Condolences.
Remember Lepanto. Viva Cristo Rey! Deus Vult!
See you in class.
Convert and we'll marry
I'm an atheist but damn baby
Imma be allah'p in dat pussy
>>27044159
I know a half-Iranian girl who is actually really cute.
She has alle the best of her mom's western genes and her dad's Iranian genes.
Rape her, because I generally like making other people feel at home.
Probably tell her that there are plenty of great guys out there for you.
Just out of spite at this point
>>27043100
Convert to catholicism and I'll love you too.
>>27044159
she looks 5 years older after
>>27044080
So I looked up "khimar" and I'm not sure what other religion you're suggesting wears that.
I really miss my Afghan ex gf. I thought I was over her but last night I dreamt she was here with me and I was so happy.
It put me in a shitty mood all day.I have folders full of Muslim girls because they turn me on and remind me of her at the same time
>>27043100
IS THAT A FUCKING GUN?!
>gets edc ready
>>27043100
Take that girl to bed immediately
Remember kids: halal in the streets, haram in the sheets
>DONT SPEAK TO ME FILTHY SARACEN DEUS VULT
that's when I behead her with my broad sword
Post qt hijab girls
>>27051409
>DEUS VULT
Best way to spot a cringey pseudo-christian.
What about this kind of Muslim?
>>27043100
Loose the rag toots
>>27043100
>makeup
>hijab
lolnope
>>27051441
>getting triggered over shitposts
>>27052071
Why do you pretend to be christian?
>>27043100
Ask if she'd convert to Christianity
>>27043100
I dated a Muslim girl when she was going through a semi-rebellious westernization punk-rock phase. It was extremely awkward.
She wore the hijab/khimar on and off again depending on the month, while her mother never wore it. On one hand she probably wanted to rebel against her liberal parents but on the other hand she wanted to rebel against society in general so she was into punk music and wore vaguely-rebellious pins on her purse and shit. She flirted with me tons online before we actually met up, it even got sexual in a "haha I'm joking but really I'm not lol haha" way at times and finally when we did go on a date she even refused to hug me because touching a man would be absolutely haram.
To this day she's still a kissless virgin probably and I think is still flip-flopping with her headscarf and is a "career-driven" woman.
>>27043100
I'm so happy for you! Who is it?
>>27043100
If you aren't Shia, then you can fuck right off.
if love = "1"
print("I think I'm falling in love with you too. Would you like to go on a date sometime?")
else
print("I don't love you, but I think you're fun and pleasant to be around and I'm willing to give us a chance. Would you like to go on a date sometime?"
>>27043100
We'll need your father, Bin Al Fleck, to approve first
>>27043100
>27047129
>Really, I was only toying with the idea of you
>That's a wedding ring on your finger...
>This is the craziest thing we've ever done.
>But we can do it in a less crazy way. Divorce your husband in accordance to the rules of his people.
I'm sorry, but I cannot date a woman who follows the Islamic religion.
Realize it's probably a trick or something, sy something awkward, and walk away
>>27053550
>XDDD GUISE LOOK AT ME IM SUCH A QUIRKY NERD!!!! XDDDDD
I know a cute Maldivian girl from kik who wants to move to a country where she can get a job practicing biology or being a lab technician/assistant.
I'm thinking of asking her if she wants to marry me so she can move to the UK but I'm worried she'll be insulted and think she's being treated like a mail-order bride passport-digger.
Also I don't talk to her much because the time difference is the most inconvenient possible since When I get off work it's about 23:40 or midnight for her and she needs to sleep to get up for work. So I don't text her very often at all.
No you don't you don't know what you're saying or you're messing with me
i'd wear a bomb vest and embrace the islam.
probably fucks good, too.
If you go your whole life never having conquered a beautiful Muslim and seduced her to succumb to western temptation then you will never know true satisfaction.
The more pure and difficult to attain something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
>>27043100
Convert her
>>27043147
mabrook elik.
>>27043100
Pis off, I don't date saracens.
>>27046606
repressed cumskin self loathing.
go for it. muslim girls are fucking freaks. Make her shave and clean all the right places and you got a loyal towel head gf
Every time you guys get into you get to unwrap a gift
>>27046915
is this really what thy teach in doggy fuckland?
WIFE
DAT
HO
>>27055595
> she'll shave
unlike crusty toothed euros and inbred burgerland honkeys, islam actually requires muslim women shave for the sake of hygiene.
>>27055595
> towel head
do white people even use towels? y'all never seem to shower.
You're a dynamite gal, Mohammadina
>>27055671
going to ask some muslim girl I sit next to tomorrow if she shaves her pubes. never talked to her before.
>>27055686
I shower all the time, but I don't use a towel. I stand in front of a fan and air dry
>>27055701
> pretending terrorism doesnt offend you
>>27055906
Of course it offends me, Muslims shouldn't be allowed to the kill themselves, they should line themselves up for me to shoot.
>>27044159
>iran is the world leader
>after korea
>and after brazil
So they arent the world's leader.
>>27056102
> they kill themselves; le kek turrist bomber meme
> one or two terrorists vs thousand pork fuckers dead
Don't you have a school shooting to attend to?
>>27056258
I'd shoot up a school but my country isn't dumb enough to let Muslims in and let them set one up.
>>27056258
Got any more half-baked insults my humanitarian mosque burner friend?
>>27056722
Cant event reply to your own threads. Kill yourself ahmed.
>>27056868
> thread
> post
good going ralph.
>>27043664
No they dont. It only has to be worn in the presence of guests (who are male).
I'd give her the ol' lickaroo haha
>tfw a hijab wearing qt smiles at you every time you come to class
She's kinda brown though.
>>27043100
allahuakbar
[explodes violently]
>>27043100
I'd 'allah' in her 'akbar' if you know what i mean.
>>27057195
iktf
she always laughs at my jokes too
i'd literally wife her tomorrow
Though ignorant, shallow, brain-washed and uninsightful, Muslim women are vastly superior to non-muslim women man.
I don't know how you kaffirs will go about your life not feeling the tender wifely love of a muslim bird.
>>27057764
>If you know what I mean
Fuck off back to r3ddit, you stupid motherfucker.
>>27043100
>"Women don't think."
>fasten my cloak and walk away
I already have a girlfriend
>Silly, that mean i'll be your second. I know this girl who you should make your thrid ;)
>>27055686
Wait. I got this one:
The white people that do shower don't use wash clothes, i think that's what's throwing you off.
>>27043100
*explodes*
lel that was taken by the robbit
I'm familiar with the middle-eastern tradition of not eating at the same table as my enemy. Why then would I allow that same enemy to darken the door of my house, much less reside in my sheets?
Deus vult will outlast the heat death of the universe.
>>27044928
You have the most complex bucket list I have ever seen outside of a Jason Bourne film.
Never underestimate how sexual a Muslim girl can be
I want a Muslim gf
>>27054161
But you're on /r9k/ so you're only fantasising tho...
Thanks anyway m8. Nice fantasy.
Why the hate towards an innocent muslim, senpaitachi ?
>>27058562
What is you image implying?
ITT : europeans and trump voters
no way she' saying that to a school shooter like me.
>>27058630
Nothing at all, anon
>>27058729
I can tell that this photo wasn't meant to be erotic... yet it somehow is. Why?
>>27058729
I'd give her my yellow dick if you know what I mean.
>>27058793
Your tiny gook cock?
>>27058790
Who knows? It's a mystery
>>27058956
Big half gook cock which translates to average white cock.
biggest fantasy desu.
I hate you bitch don't talk to mehaha
>>27059750
I've seen asian 7 inches. BBC and asian small cock are myths.
>>27060262
Really ? People would really say that to a muslim in real life ? Or are you gonna wear mask ?
>>27043100
Kill yourself muzzie whore.
>>27060494
> YOU CAN'T HURT THEM THEY'RE MUSLIM ANON ;W;
Get fucked four eyes.
The fuck are you stuttering for
Brown girls = best girls
>>27060475
Are you a girl? From you post I doubt a virgin.
>>27063645
Clearly a poofter
>>27043100
DURKA DURKA MUHAMMAD JIHAD
>>27063645
As someone who played sports at a school that was about 40% white, 10% asian, 30% hispanic and 20% black, it's basically true. Guy with the biggest dick in the locker room was white, guy with the smallest was half hispanic half black. There didn't seem to be any correlation between race and dick size, mostly just height. There were guys of all race that were above, below and at average.
The one thing is black guys dicks hang lower and farther away from their body, and their pubes hug their body tightly, so it makes their dicks appear bigger, but they don't gain as much length in erection as whites, or especially asian guys. Asian guys look tiny flaccid but are just as big when erect.
Don't fucking ask how I know all of this, I swear it was strictly no homo.
westernise the shit out of her
>>27054044
Start talking to her more and make her more comfortable with you
>>27064411
absoltuley ebin XD
Face it cunts, this will never happen to you
What the fuck is the point of these roleplaying /pol/ threads, first it was black girls then jewish girls now this
>>27043100
>tfw you have a muslim/Arab/middle eastern girl fetish
best kind of women
>>27043100
I'd fuck her with my atheist BWC
>>27064486
>no homo
Go back to /fit/
>>27064661
>atheist
End yourself
>Be me
>Muslim living in a Muslim middle-eastern country that has a sizable Christian population (about 15% or so)
>tfw i have huge fascination with christian girls
>all those conservative qts hanging outside the local church on Sundays, wearing modest sweaters and jeans, having minimal makeup and their hair tied back
>meanwhile the Muslim girls either wear baggy clothes that looks like shit with no makeup or the skinniest of jeans with caked-on makeup and of course the ornamental hijab because 'lol i'm not an infidel'.
The grass is always greener, i guess.
>>27043100
Seek Christ, I am His wageslave and he will not allow me to be unequally yoked
Perhaps then you shall find a greater treasure than I in the presence of The Lord
>>27065485
>believing in magic
>>27065765
>believing in voodoo
>>27043100
>Sorry, but I am a devout theistic Satanist, so you must convert and reject allah in the name of Iblis and the other Satanic dieties.
run away SHE HAS A BOMB IN THAT BAG
I'm sure the sex would be explosive
>>27043100
Bruh I would be totes okay with a Muslim girl, but she'd eventually have to stop that terrorist shit.
>>27058729
This photo is going to follow that woman around for the rest of her life.
>>27043100
>"Ukhti, you're not shia right ?"
>>27043218
>ANTEE GA7BA
>GA7BA
Egypt ?
>>27058729
She's so cute. Anyone know who she is?
>tfw no qt Lebanese gf
Why am I even here bros?
>>27051355
I have 2.2k photos of Afghans. I'll be saving that picture if that's the gf you're talking about
>>27043100
>Tfw muslim girl once baked me a cake with "TRUMP" and 5 stars on, she tried to write "Make America Great Again" in icing but it was just a big mess.
"Sorry, I don't date women! "
