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>tfw he hasn't replied to my text in over 48 hours

It's over, isn't it?
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Yup.
Imagine having a three year relationship end that way.

FEELS SHIT TIER.
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>>27043024
it is roastie. You've been officialy pumped and dumped. Take pride in your whoredom.
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>>27043024
Pumped and dumped. Chad and/or Tyrone strikes again. Just claim rape so at least you can feel better about your self kek
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>he got a job
>he made a bunch of friends rapidly
>girls are making tweets at him
>he's losing weight like crazy
OH GOD YOU NEED TO STOP BEFORE YOU REALIZE YOU'VE BECOME TOO GOOD FOR ME
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>>27043024

Nah you got 24 more hours.

tbqhwyfam
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>>27043024
>he gets mad when he catches me cuddling with my guy friend
Why do boys always overreact? Why don't they get that girls can have platonic guy friends? My guy friends do not want me ffs
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>>27043024
>1 hour "fembot" thread
>only 6 replies
Godammit /r9k/, if there was a thing constant in this board it was that fembots thread had good response rate, if we start ignoring people pretending to be a girl those guys will end an hero
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>tfw no beta orbiters that will give me money just for existing
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>>27044475

>My guy friends do not want me ffs

Of course they do you fucking idiot and you know that.
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>>27045133
Not everyone is a horny fucking loser like you, dickwad
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Remember to report and hide friends, and everything will be daijoubu
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I'd enjoy a nice friend, male or female. The problem with the men is that they get irritated with me faster since they can't understand my intentions well because I'm of the opposite sex. A lot of them like to make the conversations shift to dating or sex. It's frustrating to say the least.
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>>27044475
>Why do boys always overreact? Why don't they get that girls can have platonic guy friends? My guy friends do not want me ffs
Weak bait friendo
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>>27044475
>you cuddle with your "friends"

Overreaction? He's well within his rights to be concerned to thundercunt.
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>>27044961
Tranny how many times do we need to go over this?
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>>27045212
No, not really at all actually. He embarrassed me in front of my friend
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>>27045226
Anon how many times do we have to go over that I'm not a tranny?
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Pro tip:

Never date autistic guys no matter how cute they appear to be.
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>>27045250
Until we see the proofs sir
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>>27045247
Teach him that it's okay by getting him to cuddle his female friends. Or better yet, yours. You must know a lonely girl who'd like to cuddle someone, right?
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>>27044475

drop this trip you disgusting fucking cunt
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>>27045301
Like I said, I'll give proof when I get the money.

GIVE ME THE MONEY ANON
:3
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>>27045290
No one would show boobs for autistic guy
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>>27045343
But why would I give a fat hairy man in a dress money anon?
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>>27045388
Because I'm not a fat hairy man?
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>>27045405
captcha 1180
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>>27045419
Pic related, it's me. :3c
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>>27044475
You're delusional if you think they don't
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>>27045452
I believe that's an actual drawing of your runescape avatar manbot :^)
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>>27045477
>tfw anon doesn't believe me
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>>27045380
I was lured in, I just assumed he was a bit awkward because he is in high school but no he is definitely autistic.
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>>27045535
Is there really any reason to believe you're anything other than a guy?
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>>27045548
Yes, because I'm telling the truth. ;~;
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>>27045543
You've got some nice tits familam
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>>27045559
If you want someone who'll give you money for being a girl prove you're a girl
You'll have the entire board making offers then
MAN
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>>27045587
But I did prove it! That was a picture of me! ;~;
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Oh okay
I bet you're incredibly hairy with a fat chode
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>>27045704
for this robot trying to make dosh >>27045667
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>tfw she hasn't tried to talk to me in almost a week

I bet she moved on before she even cheated on me. What a manipulator.
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>>27045737
I have no chode, you silly anon. That's not a girl anatomical structure!
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>>27045758
I know, that's why you have it
Girls don't post here, only boys
like you
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>>27045764
But I'm a girl, and I'm posting here ;~;
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>>27045794
I don't see why you're so opposed to proving it then. You'd get free money
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>>27045856
>posting personal information on 4chan of all places
The actual answer is that I don't have the capacity to whore myself out. Shitposting on this thread is my max.
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>>27045897
Doomed to be a penniless shitposter forever
Sounds like a man to me
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>>27045543
I can confirm this. Slighty cute but autistic. Usually just friends or ignored. But once in a while someone comes my way and shit always goes downhill. To be honest...I want to just be...alone..like off the grid alone...
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>>27045897
>take pic without face or anything else, just tits/ass
>write timestamp, make sure photo doesn't have personally identifiable objects
>use EXIF remover
>gg

Now you literally have no excuse. Oh wait.

you have a dick :^)
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>stalk ex facebook page from a fake account
>he lost a lot of weight, made new friends, traveled to different cities
>he seems happier than when he was with me
>profile still states that he is single
>its been a year since we talked

Should i talk to him? Its been a long time, i bet he is fucking stacey but i cant stop thinking of him.
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>>27045907
At least I'll be a penniless shitposter rather than a whore.

>>27045929
N-no! I don't have a dick! ;~;
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>>27045951
>has ex
You are a stacy you normie cunt
Fuck off
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>>27045958
Show us your dick anon :3c
It can't be that small you baby
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>>27045561
Thanks lad/lass.
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>>27043024
Consider losing weight. Honest advice. Believe me, helps a lot. Tell him that you love him and you can control him.
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>>27045290
That's a funny joke.

You didn't think he was serious, did you?
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>>27045994
Lad
moar pics
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>>27043024
or you text him? you are a waste of internet data arent you?
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>>27045290

I bet it still took her several minutes to get it.

I'm dying.
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>>27045967
only guy i dated in my 22 years of existence.
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>>27046052
Well, you could always fuck me.
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>>27046052
And it's more than enough to make you a fucking normie
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Would I be a cuck to go out with a single dad? He's really nice.
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>>27046221
You'd be a normie
Fuck off
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
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>Tfw extremely guarded and can't get close to people
>Start talking to a guy from /r9k/ who calls me cute everyday and basically worships me and who wants to be in a relationship with me
>treat him like shit and always try to make him jealous because extremely tsundere and I can't help bullying but he tolerates it and still listens to my sad feels
>we get closer and I tell him things I've never told anyone before
>eventually he gets sick of my bullshit and leaves
>by the time he's already gone, I've developed feelings for him
>its too late
I'm a terrible person who destroys everything I love.
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>>27045982
Well.. fine. Since you're so persistent. :3c
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>>27046221
Yes but it's okay to be a cuck.
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>>27046252
Why can't penniless shitposters use decent meme
Guess you can't afford them :^)
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>>27046243
>tfw I'm not sure if the guy was me
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>>27046286
What are you even trying to say with that post, anon?
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or you could just say hi to him
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>>27046338
I'm saying your picture wasn't funny anon
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>>27046408
O-oh. I'm sorry anon. Pls love me.
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>tfw your dad makes you go clothes shopping and he says you look pretty when you try on outfits at the store
T-Thanks daddy.
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>>27046425
>Pls love me.
But anon I'm not gay
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>>27046318

It's not us anon, people like you and I - we could only wish
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>>27046444
What's wrong with that?I don't see the issue
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>>27046318
H-hi
Original post here
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>>27046448
But anon, I'm not a guy.
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>>27046457
But it sounds like something I went through
>>27046464
Hello
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>>27046444
>tfw no daughter gf to dress up
wait that sounds wrong
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do other fembots go somewhere to talk together? or is this all men who think they are girls??
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>>27045535
Blue eyes, brown hair that's my fetish. your features are my fetish
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>>27046471
But anon I don't beIieve you
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>>27046516
lolcow but that's more /cgl/
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>>27046521
;3c

>>27046529
But anon, I even posted a picture of myself earlier.
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>>27046555

Wanna skype bby?
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>>27046555
>trips
Guess it's true
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>>27046481
I kind of hope it's you and also hope it's not you because I'm trying to look like I don't care when it crushed me.
If not, sorry for the woman who put you through hell like that.
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>>27043024
>mfw i'm a guy and do this to all of the femanons I meet on omegle after they try flirting with me on skype

feels good to be on the pedestal.
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>>27046572
You're not doing a good job of it femanon
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>>27046463
He called me pretty, it feels weird...but nice.
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What are you all listening to right now?

Lighthouse x - soldiers of love
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>>27046629
So? My parents have called me handsome before. It's neither weird nor truthful
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>>27046593
I didn't want him (or you) to know about it because you deserve something better and I never appreciate what i have until it's gone.
>when feels aren't safe anymore
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>>27046629
Do you want your daddy to call you pretty some more?
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>>27046677
>expecting someone you met on /r9k/ to not browse /r9k/
Anon I...
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>>27046655
My dad has never called me pretty.

>>27046698
M-Maybe.
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>>27046725
Aww
Show us the clothes you got femanon :3
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>>27046725
>>27046698
I want daddydom littlegirl posters to go and stay go.
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>>27046700
Didn't meet him on /r9k/ but he mentioned he used to post here frequently when we first starting talking. Plus he's probably sleeping right since it's late where he lives.
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>>27046803
Where did you meet, then?
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>>27043024
why not just call it tranny feels

there are no girls on the internet
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>>27046803
Got it, then it's not me
Good to know
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any femanons here with big clits?

I do
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>>27046588
How in the hell can you actually hold a conversation with people on Omegle, or even get them to talk on Skype? The majority of the shits on their expect you to entertain them as though you're some Broadway stand-up comedian. They never contribute to conversations, they just leave as soon as you wait for them to actually say something on their own initiative.
What black magic do you practice?
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>>27046922
Does that just mean you're a tranny or you have one of those monstrosities that get posted sometimes to make people cringe?
If the latter be my gf
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>>27046922
post itsdfadsf
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>>27046922
No I have an innie and my clit is pretty much invisible most of the the time.
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>>27047040
REEEE
SMALL CLIT GIRLS CAN NOT BE ROBOTS
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>>27047040
>pretending to be a cute girl on the internet to get attention
(You)
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>>27047058
>big clit girls can
see>>27046957
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>>27043024
be my gf, I reply instantly. and expect the same from my partner. if I do not get reply within reasonable time period I start to freak out that my partner does not care about me anymore or that I said something that insulted her.
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>>27046834
Kik, surprisingly.
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>>27046571
Told ya! :3
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>>27045183
What do you want to talk about?
It would be nice to have a female friend for once
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THE STRUGGLES ARE REAL, GIRLS.
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>>27046555
??

Do I get contact info ";3c" Idk what this means.
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>>27047288
That doesn't mean I have to love you anon
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>>27046950

a good thing on omegle is to be as open as possible since you dont face any consequences. try text chat and tags like feminism, bernie sanders, philosophy, polititics, advice, depression, sad or anything youre actually interested in. met a cutie on the feminism tag yesterday and she asked for my fb after i told her about my pathetic life and made her insecure if she really loves her bf. btw opening line was "i wanna talk with you about elliot rodger".

she even called me cute. feels good man. although she wanted to see me first to see if i'm "not a total weirdo"
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>>27047264
How do you meet on kik? The closest I've done to that was someone adding me by mistake (and we actually ended up meeting on /r9k/ later on)
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>>27047315
>posting personal information on the internet

>>27047316
Fine. But can I have my money now? Trips and dubs confirmed my fembot status, so.
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>>27047264
From here, or outside the four chains?
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what are fembots most degenerate degrading fetishes
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>>27047344
Want mines :v I have a whole bunch of alt emails for a reason.
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>>27047264
>tfw only get bots on kik
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>>27047344
Not only would I not give you money (because I'm not a faggot like >>27047372)
I don't post info on 4chan anyway
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>>27047366
Reported
"Why/What do fembots do" spammers all need to be banned
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>>27047372
I mean, if you want we could chat. I don't actually want your money, though.

>>27047391
;~; Why would you lead me on like this! I hate you!
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>>27047335
I don't know. He just messaged me randomly, could have been from the many kik groups I join and then get banned from lol. Or from some of the dumb kik apps/webpages I checked out when I was bored.
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>>27047427
CEO Susanoo

Is le skype.

What's this about not wanting my money though?
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>>27046221
Does he have a daughter or a son? This is important. That and your age gap.
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>>27047422
can't catch me, I'm behind 70 proxies
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>>27047427
>Why would you lead me on like this!
It's fun :3c
Didn't you have fun :^)
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>>27047431
>joining kik groups
Normie detected
>>>/soc/
>>>/adv/
>>>/cgl/
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>>27047347
Outside. I don't post my kik on 4chan and usually don't tell people there that I post here unless it seems like they post here as well.
>>27047377
Same senpai
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>>27045154
It isn't everything about being horny

pls no insult
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>>27047459
Can't find it.
>What's this about not wanting my money though?
Have you not been paying attention to my posts, anon? Gosh!

>>27047488
Stop bullying me! It's n-not like I like this or anything! :3c
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>>27047488

Gonna go break one of my routers with a baseball bat. and smoke a bunch of weed now.

Kthnx
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>>27047509
>not joining kik groups and shitting on normies' pleb taste in everything and spamming
It's like you don't know enjoyment from, "you have been removed"
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>>27047562
>Stop bullying me!
Anon 4chan is a bully safe space
And teasing fembots is absolutely necessary
>>27047570
Have fun
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>>27047517
Cant you just block the shitters? I guess robot is a bad place to post a kik?
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>>27047574
>"you have been removed"
I only know sadness from that ;_;
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>>27047597
Teasing still makes you a meaniebutt, anon. ;~;
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>>27047562
ceosusanoo no spaces

how is it that you can't find me?

You could just tell me yours
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>>27047656
But how does it do that if you have fun :3c
Unless you just like meaniebutts
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>>27047611
I'm not secure in how I look and don't want to be reminded by that from posters on a board I go on
>>27047614
Don't worry, anon if I had a group on kik, I wouldn't remove you
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>>27047688
M-maybe I do! Shut up! ;~;
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>>27047782
>M-maybe I do! Shut up! ;~;
___________no
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>>27047723
I can get that. Sorry to hear you have insecurities about your appearance. I'm sure you look fine.
Did you try periscope?
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>>27047723
>get removed by your own sister on steam
She added me back again a few weeks later, but that hurt
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>>27047794
O-okay. ;~;
STOP MUTING ME BOT PLS
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>>27047914
>you try and get me to shut up
>the bot makes you shut up
Beautiful
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>>27046243
If you change "from /r9k/" to "from the job" I think it's me.
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>>27047837
>periscope
Actually had to look it up. Is it just another way to stream live?
>>27047873
>Tfw part of no groups on anything and can only taste how it feels for a couple seconds before awkwardly leaving or getting kicked out
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>>27047955
F-fine! I'll shut up then!
Bye anon, see you next thread. :3c
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>>27048067
Y-You should add me on skype tranny :3c
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>>27043058
What an immature literal piece of shit
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>>27048059
I guess, haven't used it too much. But, from what I understood, it does let you stream whenever you want, and others can 'follow' you, to see whenever you come online.
It's like a chatroom with video feed, of whatever you let the camera film. You can store old streams, or not. Most choose not to, I believe. I thought about getting into it, but I seriously doubt anyone would care, lol.
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>>27048082
Sure, we can chat if you want. Like I said earlier though, I actually don't want any of your money. I just shitpost in this thread for fun.
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>>27046243
Maybe try not treating people like shit
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>>27048126
That sounds cool, anon but it sounds very anxiety inducing to me. What did you want to stream?
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>>27048156
Add Edessasail then :3
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>>27048249
I guess it can be. Especially if you're really self-conscious about your appearance. Then again, it can also be an outlet to inch your way out of that insecury somewhat. After all, you have complete control to film whatever part of you want, and to shut it off when you feel too pressured. As far as I know, you can tap the screen to send hearts, so it's pretty friendly.

As for streaming, I have no idea. Most people just stream themselves talking to the people in the chat, so I guess that's an option. Of course, that means people would have to give a damn about what you have to say, lol.
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>>27048324
People only care about what you have to say if you're cute and have a good personality. Just like real life tbqh familia
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>>27048524
I am cute. What constitutes as a 'good' personality? Seems rather subjective.
But, you're right.
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>>27046243
>tfw she flirts with me, compliments constantly me etc. and then periodically stops responding for 3 weeks before saying stuff like "I was busy"

am I a beta orbiter or is she just "guarded"
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>>27048597
You are fun and enjoyable to be around, not mean or uncomfortable to be around
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>>27045154
You are a retard, you'll see he'll reveal his feelings for you eventually they always do.
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>>27048597
>I am cute
wew lad you don't sound self conscious
But good personality is generally positive with a decent sense of humor
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>>27048597
What >>27048629 said
Just being a pleasant person to be around
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>>27045324
That's completely different, because my boyfriend proved to me by this that he only thinks with his dick and would cheat on me on a whim. It had to be him projecting, right?

>>27045332
Nyah nyah, you can't make me
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>>27048672
Why do you stupid normies feel the need to post here? Fuck off
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>>27048059
I'm not a member of any groups I just mean my sister stopped being my friend for like two months so I couldn't talk to her ;_;
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>tfw fell for the sexual revolution meme and your body count is nine
>tfw in a relationship with a wonderful virgin religious guy
>tfw you don't deserve him
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>>27048629
I actually like being nice to others, as long as its mutual. I have no time for rude people.
>>27048658
I am not, and I never said I was. But, that doesn't mean I can't have other reasons for avoiding making lots of friends.
I agree, though, humor means a lot, as well as a generally positibe attitude. People don't realize how much a negatibe demeanor an sour a conversation in general.

Never really had a conversation with anyone from here, though. Let alone a 'fembot'
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>>27048733
>religious people that yolk themselves unevenly with the non-believers
Your bf disgusts me
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>>27048672
You sound incredibly pathetic 2bh.
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>>27048794
I'm c-c-c-onverting for him tho
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>>27048814
>mudslime
>converting for a partner rather than true faith
Even if the memes about the inquisition killing people are wrong they'd have done nothing wrong had they been true. I want another one called
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>>27048716
I'm far from being a normie, senpai

>>27048802
Nice empty insult. Got any more? Gonna call me a roastie next post?
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>>27048844
he's a Sufi not a muslim teehee
nice get
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>>27048870
>he's a sufi not a Muslim
Sufis are Muslims you imbecile
This is why conversions for a partner are bullshit, people with no idea what they're talking about pretend they have faith
And get the hell out of the west mudslime
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>>27048855
Here's your fucking (You). Yeah kill yourself, roastie. What do you even provide to /r9k/? NOTHING OF VALUE.
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>>27048926
And what exactly do you bring of value to /r9k/ shithead? We're all losers here
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>>27048855
>had bf
Normalfag
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>>27046629
how old are you?

I will want my daughter to be and feel pretty. No pedo.
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>>27043024
>be NEET girl
>kissless fucking virgin
>can't talk to boys even if I tried
>start reading self insert wish fulfillment shoujo shit because i'm starting to get lonely
>a kind bishounen will never love you
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>>27045154
If a guy is willing to waste time being in the presence of a female without being paid he's willing to fuck her.

At least pump and dump.

Sorry to disillusion you.

Not sorry.
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>>27049161
You're probably right
t. baby face
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>>27049161
>grill
>virgin

How is that possible?
Even my landwhale-tumblr hair and tattoed friend has fucked like 5 men
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>>27049015
Having been in a relationship suddenly makes me normal? You really are ignorant with how the world works. You should take a walk once in a while

>>27049211
Nahhh, you're just projecting and butthurt
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>>27049285
>Having been in a relationship suddenly makes me normal?
It makes you not a robot because a robot is someone who can't get into a relationship at all
Fucking women, yes you are a normalfag with social value
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>>27049285
I'm projecting other guys want to fuck broads I don't know of care about?

Ok, bro
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>>27043024
no you're just being boring lmao find something better to talk about
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>>27049300
Being able to socialize does not mean I'm not fucked up on the inside

>>27049339
You're projecting feels that are unique to you and the virgins on this board. Honestly a lot of guys are just normal and good friends. You should befriend a female, it would help you with your spergy outlook on life and society, bro
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>>27049426
And being fucked up inside doesn't mean you're a robot who fits in here
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>>27049458
>normie get out reee
Nice meme kid, not bad *slow clap*

I wish Vyro and Samson still posted frequently though tbhh, stalking them was the main reason I came here
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>>27049426

Experiment:
Be a woman.
Fake being not quite drunk.
Tell platonic male friend that you're lonely and want some no-strings-attached-*really* loving.
Promise you'll never bring it up again, it'll just be tonight.

Then come back and start topic on how shocked you are that literally *every one* of your male buddies who just hangs out with you for "you" is totally DTF.

I can't believe I'm handing out the guy playbook for free.
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>>27049541
Your post shows that I'm correct
You don't fit in here and you aren't a robot
You're just a desperate normalfag attention whore that wants (You)'s from thirsty betas.
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>>27049573
I didn't understand this post at all. Can someone please try to paraphrase it somewhat coherently?
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>>27049589
Anyone who doesn't strictly lurk is to some extent solely posting in hopes that someone gives what they wrote some attention. What you and I do really isn't much different. It's just the approach, and mine seems to be more effective. I do it for conversation, but I get that you just see it as attention whoring.

I can only hope that you get over this bitterness someday
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>>27043696
Ey yo gurl I ain't never gonna get too good for you. Now let me move in with you so I can lay around being useless. ;)
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>>27049702
(You) just for (you)
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>>27049623
Anon is saying that if your male friends think you would be willing to just have sex with them and that's it, that they will totally want to have sex with you.
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I'm really irked over the fact that no one is flipping out because of the fact that she's a girl.

I've had to pretend to be a dude on here on ALL of these boards for fucking years out of respect for the male users and I didn't want to disrupt the peace.

She posts that she's blatantly a girl and she's not getting reemed on for the fact that she has a vagina, but she's barely getting scratched by the judgement on here.

/r9k/ isn't what it used to be.

Fucking cock lords.
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>>27049702
Hi sarah. Do you want to be my girlfriend?
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>>27049727
>oh no, she said s-something intelligent and I can't come up with a proper response. Fuck I feel so stupid, but I have to show her that I'm still better than her somehow, uhm erhmm
>(You) just for (you)
>hahahaha, that'll teach the bitch some manners

You're so clever anon, I'm proud of the way you got raised
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>>27049796
why even care what male robots think. God, you're pathetic.
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>>27049796
It's a new era
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>>27049831
BECAUSE THEY WERE HERE BEFORE US.

AND IF IT WASN'T FOR PENISES WE WOULDN'T HAVE A LOT OF SHIT
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>>27049796
We don't wanna scare the fembot away
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>>27049215
That's gross, and I've been sheltered for most of my life. I've barely ever had friends. I don't really know how to talk to boys and it's hard for me to look at them directly in the eye, which could also be due to a lack of self-confidence I guess.

I think I also generally value sweet relationships because of the amount of anime I've consumed. But since everyone seems to only care about sex these days I guess it's not possible to find.
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>>27049831
Respecting the domain that was originally inhabited by males originally DOESN'T make me pathetic.
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>>27049765
Oh, well that wouldn't be true because the guy friend I was cuddling with is too emotional and just appreciates platonic affection the way I do. Neither of us would be interested in casual sex because we have our own lives. Neither of us wants each other that way.

>>27049798
You didn't capitalize the 's', so nah I'm good. Not to mention you're a thirsty faggot who's been name fagging for way too long. Honestly, just drop the gimmick. It's not even creepy in a funny or endearing way, it's just stupid and old at this point
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>>27049796
but what can we do against such reckless faggotry?
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>>27049860
Better stay indoors cooking, cleaning, taking care of babies and doing embroidery for the rest of your life then, you hypocrite
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>>27049796
>>27049860
You do realize there's been a massive influx of redditards and normies right?
be my gf
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>>27049935
That actually doesn't sound that bad you know. I already barely go outside anyways.
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>>27049860
Giving a fuck at all about this board or website does. This place was, is, and always will be steaming shit pile.
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>>27049943
May as well get the fuck off the internet, too. Respect that it was male dominated for ages. Know your place.
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>>27049941
Relationships are scary. Sorry Anon. I'd rather have a relationship with my video games.

>>27049973
You sound like a fucking idiot and you're probably another fucking girl.
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>>27049973
IS NOT WEARING A BRA NOT EQUAL ENOUGH FOR YOU

Because that's what you kind of sound like, Femanon.

I know my place.
I don't mind that place.
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>>27049988
>I'd rather have a relationship with my video games.
What games
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anyone here meet partners the normal way (bars/clubs/events) and not some gay ass app shit like tinder or whatever?
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>>27048672
This is so retarded.
Your boyfriend needs to leave the relationship that you have made shitty.
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>>27049215
Not her, but I'm also virgin.
I'm hikki and have selective mutism. Even if a guy suddenly showed up here, I wouldn't be able to speak a word to him. I wouldn't be comfortable with him touching me either.
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>>27050013
I have a bunch if you wanna exchange Steam names VIA Email.

S-so whats your email Anon.
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>>27049213
>t. baby face
What does that mean? Why do I keep seeing this everywhere, is it a new meme?
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>>27050002
I do wear a bra, because I have that choice. Just like the choice to write here as a fembot.
If you don't like it you can stay in the obscurity you value so much. Maybe amish society would suit you more
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>>27050042
[email protected]
Send me your steam and I'll add you
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>>27049796
I used to do the same most of the time as well, but this board is way past it's prime. My two husbundos rarely post anymore and most people here are underaged faggots in the 17 age bracket.
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>>27050039
What about him touching you, though? Would you let him? Would you just lie there and take it.. hmm?
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>>27050039
>selective mutism
hnnnnn
>tfw hero complex
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>>27050072
Thank you for understanding. You're too kind.

>>27050061
God what kind of FUCKING normie are you being here anyways you needy ass Feminazi
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I wish life was like in an anime so I could tell my schizo crush I like him through a cute love letter then live happily ever after with me nurturing him like a mommy.
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Just get out, fembots don't exist unless you are obese(which is your fault) or genuinely ugly, even a 6/10 can have a good life
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>>27050105
They'll never fucking leave. Buzzfeed and Facebook ruined this place and they all flocked to here.
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>>27050063
>>27050042
O-Or not is fine too
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>>27050167
I sent you an email Anon.
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>>27049904
Okay sarah but I'm always going to be here for you.
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>>27050088
You're a real asshole, you know that? Just fucking go back to being an unknown bot already
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>>27050214
I think I'll stick around since this place is going to shit because of succubus leeches.
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>>27050177
>>27050177
O-Oh right
Which one is you? The one with the animu avatar or no picture?
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>>27050207
I'll humor you for a bit. How old are you? I don't know much about you except that I've noticed your barrage of shitposts whenever girls reveal their gender
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>>27050240
It's the Animu one, Anon.
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>>27050101
I want to be nurtured.
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>>27050268
Okay I added you
Even though we only have two games in common and only one I've played :^)
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>>27050039
>I have selective mutism

Holy fucking shit, sure princess. I am so sure you have selective mutism.

Why do women insist on labeling themselves? Why do women insist on being special snowflakes with these stupid, meaningless titles?

You're probably one of those dumb pieces of shit that takes horoscopes seriously.
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>>27050266
25 representing. What about you sarah?
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>>27050061
>GUYS NOTICE ME IM A FEMBOT AND PROUD!
>I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO HELP SHIT UP THIS BOARD EVEN MORE

I hope your loved ones die screaming.
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>>27050309
Could you please be less rude? Just for once?
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>>27050355
>muh poopoo, peepee safespace
Kill yourself famalam
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>>27050314
>still not capitalizing the 's'
I'm an oldhag currently sitting at 23. What's your ultimate objective as a namefag?
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>>27050384
>that meme density
wew lad
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>>27050427
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.
Don't you have another 'rare' pepe to draw little boy?
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>>27050355
Thank you.

>>27050360
This isn't fucking paradise bitch, it's 4chan.

>>27050384
get OUT.
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