Well are you? If you don't meet these qualities, you might as well be dead.
>>27041914
>Not Marvin
lol marvin btfo
>>27041973
we're all marvins here
>>27041914
Hi Heddit
Good to see you here:)
>>27041914
>s.o.
just can't stop laughing at the stupidity of americans
I can cook I guess. And even my family complains about how they know basically nothing about me, so I guess maybe I'm mysterious, but not in a good way.
>>27041914
Most of these can be faked, and as long as you are attractive you can fake all of them. Women are dumb.
>friend approved
>2016
>actively seeking to procreate
toppest of keks.
>that Marvin feel when
>No friends
>Virgin
>Turbo manlet
>unconcerned with others
>nobody thinks I'm funny
>insecure about sex
>atheist
>dark eyes
>hate dancing
>don't own a suit
>Marvin
Looks like the roast will never come to roost with me tihi
>>27041914
And all of these standards are five times more easily achieved than the shit that robots want, which is pic related and only pic related.
>hot 10/10
>virgin
>but open to degrading sex acts, anal, etc
>eternally youthful
>open to being cheated on because "variety"
>IQ of a gold fish
Someone who needs their SO to be religious is too simple for me anyways
>>27042107
spotted the roastlet
>just bee urself :p ;P ;))))))
>>27041914
Jesus look at that fucking list. Is this a business tactic? Are we going to have to negotiate down?
>Religious
>Lots of sex
?
>>27042107
Do people even try with their bait anymore
>>27042129
*tips*
I'm sure you're a genius
>>27042156
Having lots of sex when married is okay though.
>>27042107
I ask only for 7/10 and virgin, roastroach.
>>27041914
>wants kids
What's it with roasted and kids? Why not just donate some gametes and get sterilized?
>religious
Well, shit
>colored eyes
B-brown is a color, right?
>hot in a suit
How are you any hotter in a suit?
>friends with out friends
:(no friends
I'm literally 6'2" with a 7-9/10 face, skinny, and make 100k a year. Also I like vidya and stem. Isn't that enough?
>>27042158
>implying I'm baiting
>implying that long ass list isn't easier to achieve than this face for most people
>implying robots are capable of feeling anything but "muh dick"
>>27042174
S.O. =/= Husband
>>27042107
>virgin
>hard to obtain
stopped reading right there
>>27042193
>implying that long ass list isn't easier to achieve than this face for most people
>"Tall"
>Being tall is easier to achieve than plastic surgery and makeup
>>27042147
A woman is a (bad) business deal. You're negotiating with your assets for her body, which is a depreciating asset like a car.
>>27042193
lmao, how mad can you be. It's not our fault you're hideously deformed.
>>27042177
>implying a 7/10 for you isn't a 12/10 in the real world
>implying you don't ignore anything below a 10/10 in the real world
>>27042200
Equating lots of kids with lots of sex sounds like a marriage thing
>>27042174
This kind of mentality is so hypocritical.
>>27042190
>brown eyes
>color
lmfao
Colored eyes means light blue or green.
>>27042226
lol dude just wear stilts for the rest of your life ;)
>>27042226
>what is wearing lifts
>what is finding a really short girl
Easier than changing your face.
>>27042227
>making fun of deformed people
This is why you're going to be a virgin forever. Girls like empathy, not sociopathic monsters.
>>27042228
These assumptions are pathetic. I can only assume you're trolling because "12/10" is such an obviously retarded thing to say.
>>27041914
>pic related
t
fat whores
>>27042190
>How are you any hotter in a suit?
not hotter just
>hot
means looking like a grown up, you know?
if you're face looks teeny you'll look stupid in a suit
this was probably made by some fat bitches who are trying to justify why they're alone with qualities they 'need' in a person, girls who would settle for anyone if they were ever actually asked out
also
>lots of kids = lots of sex
so they're going to have a child every time they fuck? do they even realise how much work raising kids take and how little sex they'd end up having by that point?
jej
>>27042261
>Wearing lifts makes you tall
>Having a short girlfriend makes you tall
Obvious troll. Kill yourself, my man.
>>27042262
Robot rating for women are deflated by 5 points. A 7/10 to robots is a woman that doesn't exist in the real world because photoshop, airbrushing and shitty camera resolution doesn't exist in the real world.
I am technically most of those things or can be depending on what their parents think of me but I'm only getting my life together (in college) and the physically compatible thing basically means "Chad". While tall, I'm fat so I am decidedly not physically compatible. My biggest problem is that I am TERRIBLE at dancing though. I am clumsy and awkward and have no style. I always get awkward at clubs.
I guess I'll get no basic bitches with excessive standards.
>>27042261
>girls like empathy
That's funny, because they don't have any.
:)
>>27042293
>doesn't want to settle for femlets
>somehow I'm the troll
>>27042261
>Easier than changing your face.
>easier than slapping paint on your face
you really think girls would be fine with a guy wearing lifts? Protipthey are not
>>27042313
>wants to beat and abuse women because they won't have sex with his disgusting ugly ass, and instead choose well-adjusted normal guys
Get therapy son
>>27042315
hot damn your kb must be boring
hope it's mechanical
Daily reminder that average looking girls like pic related have these standards.
Having kids is immoral, I don't have friends, my life is directionless, and I can't dance. Other than that sure
>>27042332
Do you think that makeup changes everything? If you're an ugly girl without makeup you'll be an ugly girl with it
>>27041914
>wants kids
Eww no please leave
>>27041914
Why are robots so easily triggered by dumb shit?
>>27042352
Pretty much. If she's 5/10 or over she's going to want an outgoing, fun, ripped, tall Chad with a good job or good prospects
>>27042352
Daily reminder than ugly robots like pic related think they deserve >>27042228
>>27042377
c00l meme
In other words
>I want someone who fits seamlessly into my own lifestyle and will never challenge my views or take me out of my comfort zone and will dote on me and my every fucking whim.
Or just
>be a cuck
>>27042340
Jokes on you cunt, I have rough sex with low self-esteem whores like you all the time. Maybe if you just realized what trash you are and submitted to me you could enjoy your pathetic excuse for a life too.
>>27042399
problem where?
that girl is 4/10 at best, can't even see her face it's probably ugly as fuck haha
>>27042399
Have you been on this board for only a week? Tons of robots would fuck literally any girl.
>>27042428
I don't have sex with robots. I have sex with my normal boyfriend who has a large cock and spends all his time trying to make me cum. Then afterwards we cuddle and make fun of creepy virgin losers like you.
>>27041914
>trusyworthy/ faithful
>mysterious
fucking wut
how can people be this fucking oblivious
>>27042436
>this is also probably a 4/10 to robots
>>27042428
> I have sex with my normal boyfriend who has a large cock and spends all his time trying to make me cum.
You sound like the type of slut that's into rough sex.
>so much nothing to do
>>27042451
>not Marvin
damn
>>27042451
>calling yourself ugly and worthless, complaining that nobody will date you
>b-but I have a normal boyfriend with a large cock
ayy lmao f a m
Dumb roastie, get off my board.
>>27042469
desu that forehead takes her down to a 6 at least
>>27042469
>distraction glasses
>acne on the nose
>forehead
lmao and that's prob her best angle
damn right that's a 4/10
>>27042399
I would take literally any woman who would let me. Or at least I would, hadn't I denounced succubi
>>27042399
ur bait sucks. you have to be more subtle. maybe green text more.
>>27042490
I'm into sex with my normal boyfriend, who fucks me really nice with his beautiful large cock. He's also really sociable and confident and extroverted, and doesn't have a creepy-virgin stare and weird creepy-virgin fetishes like you.
>>27042232
How is that hypocritically at all?
>>27042536
>>27042523
Robots also think this is a 3.
>>27042539
>Or at least I would, hadn't I denounced succubi
Well done anon, I'm proud of you. Don't let them corrupt you; far stronger men have fallen for their tricks.
>>27042578
if she can do that smugface 24/7 I'll take her.
the nose though
>>27042613
>robots think she is in their league
LMAOOOOOOOO DUDE
>>27042630
want to face fuck her and then make her rim my crusty asshole
>>27042630
>robots
only me senpai
desu I'm even a bit higher than all those, but I'm not that superficial, it's fine if she's witty and makes me laugh
>>27042562
>really sociable and confident and extroverted
And he is going to drop you once he gets enough XP to move onto a prettier girl
What's up with all the files just named image.jpg?
>parent approved
Kek, good luck with that. As if it matters. The kinda chick that wants me does so because I'm not parent approved.
>>27042642
>implying she would even look in your direction
If she caught a glance of you shed probably vomit and call the police
>>27042672
>I'm more attractive than all of those
>this is what men actually believe
LMAO
LMAOOOOO
Keep it coming, son. You're probably nothing more than a spoiled 4/10 with delusions.
>>27042711
>The kinda chick that wants me does so because I'm not parent approved.
What a bad boy. Can any girl out there tame him?
>>27042704
When you post from an iPhone it labels your picture as image.jpg.
>>27042693
Considering he lets me lock his cock up, I doubt he's going anywhere.
>>27042368
>Do you think that makeup changes everything?
yes, most 7-8/10s are actually 4 or 5s
>>27042719
i want her to sit on my face and let rip a beefy fart
>>27042745
Yeah but when you're a 1/10 and deformed from a birth defect it doesn't do shit
>>27041914
>significant other
>list of shallow attributes
The equivalent list looking for a girl
-big boobz :)))
-gives good succ !!!
-big butte *_*
>>27042719
well I got nothing to prove
but what the fuck is this, that's beyond unfuckable, looks like female reviewbrah
>>27042368
>If you're an ugly girl without makeup you'll be an ugly girl with it
Tell that to Japanese porn actresses.
>>27042768
Reviewbrah is a handsome gentleman. Take that back.
>>27042107
>>27042193
>>27042228
>>27042261
>>27042294
>>27042399
>>27042469
>>27042578
>>27042630
>>27042719
>image.jpg
PLEASE ban phoneposters
>>27042741
If he is as great as you say he is, he is going to aim higher when he can so he can secure better genetics for his children.
>>27042107
Robots don't even want that shit except for virgin, if that.
It's really easy to make a point when you put words in other people's mouths, isn't it?
>>27042761
how many girls you think are 1/10s? Guys are willing to date anything regardless
>>27042768
>le unfuckable!!! I'm so attractive!!! GURLS want my dick
This is so pathetic I'm actually starting to feel bad for you
>>27042775
Or I can speak from experience
>>27041914
>mysterious
What?
How can someone apply to all of that other shit yet remain mysterious?
>>27042806
>Or I can speak from experience
So, you're an ugly with and without make-up?
>>27042014
How is SO stupid?
>>27042806
>le
>gurls
ha
this isn't even about me being attractive, wouldn't paint that face no matter how ugly I was
>>27042791
He already wants to have my children. I could convince him to knock me up any second now.
>>27042830
When girls say "mysterious" they just mean a hot guy who's kind of quiet sometimes, or who has an interesting job.
I love fucking SJW girls, they're so trashy and they'll do ANYTHING. The degrading shit they want me to do unsettles me sometimes. Some of them want to be treated worse than my dog. And yes, lots of them want to fuck my dog.
>>27042863
That's not mysterious.
>>27041914
All these enrage me..
>go with the flow mentality
This one triggers the fuck out of me.
Its pretty much " let me walk all over you and expect you not to care :^)"
REE
>>27042862
It is in man's nature to spread his seed around. You are his practice incubator. topkek if you're going to mention marriage because that is a sham. You will never hold onto him if he is that great and you're so much lower than him
>>27042877
>want to be treated worse than my dog
You treat your dog poorly?
>>27041914
> go with the flow personality
>>27042917
Bad phrasing, I suppose. They want to be treated as less than an animal.
>>27042913
How is he going to spread his seed when I have his dick locked up and he's given me the key? Lel. He even said I could chemically castrate him it I wanted to.
>>27042877
I treat my dog better than I treat people.
>>27043004
This top delusional fantasy lmfao
Any man in chastity is a fat beta cuck.
>>27043020
This is why you have no friends.
Also why you have no girlfriend.
>>27043004
He is only willing to be in chastity now. Once he snaked himself into you giving birth, he can easily leave when you release him or prevent you from locking him up again. kek on the chemically castrate. People lie to get things done all the time.
>>27041973
>>Not Marvin
'marvin' is obviously the brother of one of the girls
>>27043052
>fat
He's actually very fit and I love his body.
>cuck
Never.
>beta
Not at all, he just loves me because he's a human being capable of love, not a scummy robot who has less feelings than pig shit
>>27043635
So he is physically attractive and has a great personality. You're ugly and look bad in makeup. You will only get worst as you age. What qualities do you provide besides being a willing hole and maybe a fertile womb? We know you have an insecure shit personality that makes you have to come to this board to brag and put people down.
>>27042131
You sure did
Good eyedumb ass
>>27042107
sorry roastie but there's only one of those that most of us actually want
>>27041914
the funniest part about all this
is that everyone has most of those qualities already, even robots
It's just that when you put it in words, you never think about being "mysterious" you just are. You don't think about having a sense of humor. you just do.
Lighten up guys. If it's not physical, you probably already have it.
>>27042107
>hot 10/10
'no'
>virgin
Sure, just like me.
>but open to degrading sex acts, anal, etc
I have a low libido :)))
>open to being cheated on because "variety"
Cheating is terrible and you are reaching.
>IQ of a gold fish
>i m p l y i n g robots want a dumb Stacy as their gf
Is this your first day here or something
>colored eyes
WHAT
>>27044304
polite way of saying "no darkies"
>>27044365
Oh, that makes sense actually, but a lot of white people have brown eyes.
>>27044136
ayy lmao
i did not expect that
>tfw tall, blue eyes, in shape, funny, smart, parent friendly, handsome, want kids, big dick
>tfw marvin
so close bros
>>27041914
>tall higher on the list than faithful
it's over lads pack it in
>>27041914
Need in our S.O.
What? Soul...one?
>hot 10/10
no
>virgin
same as me, yes
>but open to degrading sex acts, anal, etc
Some people like this, I don't particually care.
>eternally youthful
What, are you projecting?
>open to being cheated on because "variety"
No. What the fuck, is this bait?
>IQ of a gold fish
No. Would like a smart gf but ain't picky
You don't know this place, do you?
>>27044478
"significant other," but your interpretation is charming too :)
>>27043976
I'm loving, faithful, I take care of him better than anyone ever would, I'm intelligent and we have almost everything in common, and he seems to like my body.
>>27041914
These are also the type of girls that probably can't hold onto relationships, and use anything as a staple to their reputation.
>>27042574
he may dont know what hypocritical is.
>>27041914
Everything except height.
I've been sexually successful, but it'd be nice.
>>27044575
if you really loved him, you'd kill yourself to free him from your clutches
>>27042733
no matter what the real filename is?
>>27042789
its the same fucking poster all the time.
>>27041914
>loves us
reasonable and given
>parent approved
you will likely never find happiness unless you are the few with actual good parents
>friends with out friends
That seem extreme and demands more then they know, wouldn't a better approach just be they accept you have friends and let you hang with them?
>physically compatible
what so there a guy? Size thing? Im not getting this one
>tall
that's relative, tall how? to you? society? that board?
>polite/caring of others
again to what level? Push over or they just know how to say "fuck you" and you don't cry?
>trustworthy/faithful
fair point
>funny/goofy-but serious when necessary
Once again we are lost on where the bar is. We need to know what counts as serious
>wants kids
I wouldn't but at least you are honest.
>lots of kids = lot's of sex
hahaha no not unless it's really had for that egg to attach. really it will be much less than a girl on bc or just can't have them because you are going to hit spells of 6+ months were sex is off the table and when that crotch spawn is born sex is going to be close to mabey once every other week or less.
>got their life together
Who does really? I get the idea but no person will be ready for everything thus this comes off more meaning "I'll sump you the moment things get hard
>religious
fair enough you want to find a compti-
>to some degree
ok now this just got stupid again. What "degree"
>same age or older
age I can agree on but defiantly older. Same age could have issues
>commonalty
that went out the window with your first 9 qualities girl
>can cook
eh
>colored eyes
That is strangle to throw up there, wouldn't that just boil it down to whites and mix race then?
>go with the flow personality
again your qualities before this one challenge this request.
>nice hair
again that knocks out most nonwhite races
>dancing or open to dancing
what is this? the third that at least seems reasonable?
>cute smile
puppy cute or sexy cute?
>>27041914
I'm all of them.
t. Supreme Gentleman
Fuck 'em. I'm a good looking, 6'2, athletic well read 22 year old man who still has his virginity.
I'm too good for them.
>mfw have turned down several easy fucks in the last year alone
>mfw I have become the cucker
![Marvin_the_Martian[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jgC07gg.png "Marvin_the_Martian[1].png")
>>27041914
>not marvin
>Tall
you can literally be a smart, outgoing successful guy and it won't matter because of an arbitrary genetic trait
>>27044801
>>27041914
>hot in a suit
most guys jump 20 points in attractiveness in a suit, just ask them to be willing to wear it
>smart/good life goals
you might as well said "follow the list" because they can't have any goals outside of that list
>Not Marvin(or roommates)
wow I thought this was HS or younger shit but with a term like roommates this means these girls are in college which makes this all the sadder
>friend approve
This is redundant because you ask them to be friends with your friends in point 3. If they don't approve that would me they want them.
>mysterious
and that all goes out the door with this list. Mystery demands a level of uncertainty and the list removes all uncertainty
>>27044877
actually there is studies showing that taller people score better on IQ tests
>>27042562
>sex before marriage
>uses the word "fuck" to describe being intimate with your partner
>uses roastie buzzwords like virgin, creepy, weird
>>27044823
>become the cucker.
I don't think you know what that word means...
>>27042693
>>27045091
>make a satire post
>people respond seriously
holy shit what? is r9k some RP board I wasn't aware of where people take any bait as legit?
>>27044823
A "cucker" doesn't make since because that would mean you are actively being cuck
>>27044801
>hahaha no not unless it's really had for that egg to attach. really it will be much less than a girl on bc or just can't have them because you are going to hit spells of 6+ months were sex is off the table and when that crotch spawn is born sex is going to be close to mabey once every other week or less.
Nice Jewish propaganda. Couples with kids have sex.
>>27045142
most the board is underage or close to it
the rest are mentally underage and thus why they are here too
Oh yeah and shitposters that visit slow boards
>>27041914
This picture makes me want to hurt the author.
I don't understand why.
It just feels entitled, and like they don't know what they want, ironically.
>>27045190
>Couples with kids have sex.
Did I say they didn't?
No.
What I did say is it is far less and way more limited, most don't bang there 7 month pregnant girl and after that kid is born you are now in an uphill fight of making time and energy between raising the child and to have moments of intimacy also depending on your thoughts, money and/or family for a possible sitter that might bring sex of any level to just above non existent.
A couple with no kids have all the free time they want to do as they please and that includes fuckng.
>Nice Jewish propaganda.
I don't follow pols MO but Jews want people to breed. They're just not as baby crazy as Catholics which will have a heart attack if you even consider stopping at one kid.
>>27041914
I live for myself and my own enjoyment desu.
Why should I be 'dead' for not meeting the unrealistically arbitrary laundry-list of qualifications of some girl I have no interest in dating and will probably never meet?
>>27045248
>It just feels entitled
it is
>like they don't know what they want
they don't
at best this is just some insecure freshmen in college girls that want love but free screwing up so they have this list to keep them "focus" on finding the right guy
at worse it is some really damaged young sluts that have lost all control and use that list as a coping mechanism for there fuck ups.
>>27045350
>What I did say is it is far less and way more limited, most don't bang there 7 month pregnant girl and after that kid is born you are now in an uphill fight of making time and energy between raising the child and to have moments of intimacy also depending on your thoughts, money and/or family for a possible sitter that might bring sex of any level to just above non existent.
Have you been in such a marriage to know this or do you get it from pop culture and media?
Once again. This is leftist propaganda. Couples with children have sex. Women have sex while pregnant too. I know the Jews want us to think having children is some hectic unnatural nightmare but it's actually the most natural thing a person can do.
>>27042261
GET CANCER YOU CANT FIND A SHORTER GIRL IF YOU ARE LEGITIMIT 5'4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>27045504
>Have you been in such a marriage to know this or do you get it from pop culture and media?
Couldn't I ask you the same on your stance of the flip? That child free couples don't have better more engaged sex lives then those that had children?
>This is leftist propaganda
I feel you cry this shit at anything you don't like, I feel without that boogie man attach to this you can't really cope with the reality of the message.
>Couples with children have sex. Women have sex while pregnant too.
are you just ignoring the parts where I said "yes they do" ? It's just not at the same frequency and likely quality as those without kids.
>I know the Jews want us to think having children is some hectic unnatural nightmare
Again it just feels you are making a strawman to cope over something.
>but it's actually the most natural thing a person can do.
Im lost how that relates to anything I or anyone here posted.
The point was your amount of sex will be much lower than that of those that don't want/have kids, which was in response to that dumb bit on the girls list where they are saying "lots of babies means lots of sex" when that is not the case.
I think it's funny how people think that humans are above natural selection and evolution. In 100 years, traits like height will be positively selected for so much that nobody will be under 6'3".
>>27045504
pop culture and media tend to sell having children as the most vital thing to do
they tend to sell the idea that having kids makes you a better person
I have no idea what TV and music you see and hear but I have seen no media promote the idea of no babies
Hell if anything it's just encouraging you have them out of wedlockno seriously where the fuck is this media you are talking about?
>friends part
>not sure if i can cook
>>27042135
still the best thing you can do. not like you can control colored eyes or height
>>27044931
are*
t. 6'3"
>>27045695
So you have no experience in this area other than media portrayals and guesswork. Then why do you feel entitled to disseminate your conjecture on /r9k/ as though it were fact? You can ruin your own life by not having children but why do you want to ruin other peoples' lives too?
There is no reality to your message. The reality is that a couple in a healthy relationship will make the time to have frequent sex with or without children. It has more to do with the emotional health of the couple than children.
>>27045780
They really don't though. Before a few decades ago you could talk to any man and he'd say he wants children. Now talk to any man below 30 and he will 90% say he doesn't want children. "Wanting kids" is now a trait you have to specifically look for in a partner. It's starting to catch on with millennial women too. What could have wrought that change besides the media depictions where every mother is some miserable busy sexless soccer mom and every father is a submissive wimp?
>>27045904
>So you have no experience in this area other than media portrayals and guesswork.
Again couldn't the same be said about you? Im nine years in a marriage where neither of us wanted kids and have loved it. I know there would have been a ton of sacrifices of things we wanted to see and do that we wouldn't have if we had kids, that includes the frequency of our sex life and when/where we do it.
You want to point out I can't prove through Anecdotal evidence that people with kids don't sex up as much? You got me but I wager there is a enough evidence in the studies to show the hardships challenge the idea
>http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/01/why-does-anyone-have-children/?_r=1
Not related to sex directly but it shows the cost those that have kids must take on.
The reality is you have a strange chip on your shoulder with this topic or idea that sex life is better without kids in the picture. Otherwise you wouldn't keep projecting me as saying "they don't have sex", when I never said that mean that either that's what people are telling you or that's exactly how you feel about your sex life now.
>>27046095
>Before a few decades ago you could talk to any man and he'd say he wants children. Now talk to any man below 30 and he will 90% say he doesn't want children.
what fucking space mountain do you live on? I'm 49 and I can tell you most guys under never want kids, most of them had no fucking interest. Looking to find people that want kids is nothing fucking new. That was the running gag in 80's sitcoms with match dating shit 'must love kids' was very common.
Also fuck you, I ask for examples and you give some weird as half answer that relates to no show that has ever been or will ever be on the air.
Fuck you better be some shitposter and not a real father to some kid. They would turn out so bad.
>>27041914
saving this image into my rage folder.
>>27046131
But you don't even have anecdotal evidence, just conjecture.
My "strange chip" is that I don't feel obligated to take what is essentially a harmful political propaganda at face value. And I was addressing frequency both times when I said couples with children have sex, no need to get so autistic at the wording.
>>27046290
The 80s were a few decades ago faggot. I didn't list anything because it's in everything I can possibly think of. From Cheers to Friends to Frasier to House to Scrubs to Seinfeld. Everybody is either divorced or perpetually single/childless and those who are married are the wimpy miserable father/ domineering bitchy mother I mentioned.
>>27041914
I like that they included Islam in there. Like a Muslim man is ever going to be respectful of women. Get the fuck out of here
>>27045766
>100 years
Lol, you really don't know how this works, do you?
>a group of students probably spent an entire afternoon on this little arts and crafts project
college is like daycare to some
maybe if undergraduate degrees were actually rigorous they wouldn't be so inflated
>>27041914
>>27041914
>colored eyes
As opposed to colorless eyes?
Fucking retards
not even brown-eyed
>>27046723
ask
>>27046095
>what shows are every mother is some miserable busy sexless soccer mom and every father is a submissive wimp?
answer:
>Cheers
>a show about a bar
>Friends
>a show about 5 friends in an apartment
>Frasier a radio talk show host
>House
>show about a antisocial savant doctor
>Seinfeld
>a show about nothing but 4 terrible people
>>27046095
>all=every mother is some miserable busy sexless soccer mom and every father is a submissive wimp?
You have lost your god damn material man work on it.
>>27045766
what is growth hormone injections
>>27046901
It would take you an afternoon to make that list?
Really? That's like a half hour of work at most.
>>27047103
Bitter black eye detected
>>27042107
Do all chads regret being marriagless assholes during mid life crisis? I know my 40 year old cousin is one, mountain of pussy, is bitterly depressed.
>>27042428
Amen brother, funny you got a few at the end of the bait.
>mfw they never mentioned having money
>>27050468
point 10 implies money.
>>27041914
>parent-approved
Love the family focus, but this always prevented me from making moves on ethnic girls; really don't want to meet families and learn stupid names and eat terrible food and smile and laugh and pretend to be interested about it.
White girls were never an option anyway, but their parents would definitely hate me out of cultural awareness.
>>27049993
? I have no idea where you are going with that question.
A lot of people have nothing but regrets during mid life crisis usually it's due to either living a life you felt you had to or being to much a coward to risk for the one that would make you happy.
misery is not exclusive to anyone.
>>27041914
Poor Marvin...
>>27041914
Love women who make lists like this. Makes it so much easier to turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>27044700
Yes. Mobile posters are the worst posters right next to Australian shitposters.
>>27042562
Virginity-necessity isn't a fetish; it's about a partnering of similar, compatible lifestyles. It's just exploitative of virgin girls to encourage them to hand themselves over to sexually diseased lotharios instead of finding compatibility with somebody of her own set.
>>27050614
What about his roommates?
They are getting kick too, hell they aren't even worthy of being named. Their just 'his roommates' they have no identity
>Friends with my friends
translation: Able to impress all my friends
I don't want to be friends with the type of roastie that would take the time to make this list, it conveniently excludes everyone but the top 20% of men. I don't completely hate women yet but this is cause to do so, jesus christ are they picky. I can't wait until their looks fade and they see how it is to get the raw end of the deal.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A "S.O"
>mysterious
HAHAHHA
>>27041914
These are all shitty women wants, if the girl is social shes a bitch
>>27041914
Wow, women are really really dumb.Kind of choked that I'm not a faggot
>>27050823
significant other
This would heavily imply they are interested in sex and dating but not marriage
>>27042156
Anyone who wants someone religious, but doesn't care what religion, just wants the religion to be worn as a fashion accessory. Not any obstructive beliefs or practices or anything.
>>27050823
significant other
>>27042261
>Girls like empathy, not sociopathic monsters.
HAHAHAHA
Girls 'like' empathy.
Just not in a sexual partner.
The sad thing about women is how they lie to *themselves*
>>27041914
I imagine less than one in a thousand guys meets all of those criteria simultaneously. They want goofy, mysterious, smart, religious models.
>Love us...
Well, I'm out
>>27041914
Anyone else feel like you could offer a lot to a relationship but you just haven't met the right girl yet? Am I being selfish and unreasonable to not want to waste my time with some bitch that would drain my money, energy, and sanity when I can hold out for a better option?
>>27042733
Why is anyone on here using Apple products?
>>27041914
>tall
one of these days roasties, one of these days.
>>27051257
>offer a lot to a relationship
That begs the question of what are you offering?
Well I do have colored eyes
>>27051304
My life is at a good point. I have a nice job, I don't do drugs, I don't treat women like shit. Things of that nature. The rest would fall into place over time
>>27051304
deez nuts senpai
>>27051257
Yes, you literally only commented about what you want. That's what selfish means.
I don't date old hags and whores who only want a pseudo-religious man because it makes them feel deep.
>>27042107
She isn't attractive, though.
>>27042129
Atheists are functionally retarded with their autism.
>>27042107
guess this is kind of true. i would only be able to get half of the things on OP's board but won't settle for less than a young 9/10 virgin
>>27051337
>I have a nice job
many can say that and better
>I don't do drugs
many can say that
>I don't treat women like shit.
a lot don't anyway
Now here's the real flaw:
You didn't offer anything that would feed them emotionally.
Again all those things you "offer" are a dime a dozen. Anyone woman could likely throw a stone and the fist guy it hits would like meet everything you just told me.
That is ultimately why most women either go full shallow (money, looks) or full emotional feeding(energy and mental fortitude) because most guys do not "understand" women, or rather they don't know how to both get what they want out of the relationship as well as feed the girl what they need in it as well.
>>27042469
>>27042578
Old hags are all below a 5/10, Anon.
>>27041914
>this is what you must be like
>you also must be mysterious
>>27051516
Eh, I guess that's true. And I assume the only way to get better at providing for emotional needs is to gain it through experience by dating girls, right?
>>27041914
>tall
Manlets just can't catch a break
SUICIDE WATCH
>Not religious
>Wouldn't mind one or two kids, but lots of sex is good
>Good hair? My hair is a fucked up texture my barbers don't even know what to do with, so WHO KNOWS there, it's short.
>Commonality, yeah I doubt it sweetheart, I'm a bisexual socially awkward dweeb who makes dated references that only I understand, fuck off with that
>Physically compatible, so in other words, you want a Chad...
It seems girls want men to do all the work in the relationship, they want to hitch a ride once we all figure it out and they can skate by with their career they worked so hard for till they probably drop it halfway through to take care of the kids they want so bad to show off to other moms, and we're stuck supporting them, then when we're all tired and grey one day, she'll leave with the kids because we didn't give her the attention, she'll either remarry into a short lived marriage, or live alone after hitting the wall realizing her mistake
I like women and all, but fuck them.
>>27051588
Hard to say really. Some could date 20, never getting it and others get it off in one.
You can get girls to date you, that's the easy part it's keeping them that's hard. But if you are having issues engaging them it might be your approach. You made this list like you are going to a job interview or DMV. Which is somewhat telling of your approach. I wager you likely struggle getting her interest in you because your lacking the basics of engaging her attention.
>HOT in a suit
>>27051130
They want a Cult leader.
>>27041914
Lets see how I stack
>Loves us
Only if favor is returned
>Parent approved
But I thought girls liked forbidden love?
>Friends with our friends
I don't know you
>Physically compatible
What
>Tall
I'm 6'0, but doesn't that contradict the above?
>Polite/caring of others
Okay
>trustworthy/faithful
Only if its mutual
>funny/goofy
I'm not a complete robot and could hold a conversation and joke a bit, so that counts for something.
>Wants kids/sex
You fuckin bet
>got their life together
I browse r9k daily, so I have a routine set up.
>religious
Not formally
>aged or older
I'm not into loli unless you mean a year or two
>commonality
I browse r9k
>can cook
Oui
>colored eyes
Hazel?
>go with the flow personality
That's how I developed because I was forced to.
>nice hair
Literally Chad tier hair
>dancing ability
I browse r9k and play video games
>cute smile
I look like jack Nicholson from the Shining
>hot in a suit
I fit well, and I'm not too fat or skinny, so I could pull off a Chad look if I tucked well.
>smart good life goals
I lost them a while ago
>not Marvin
I'm John
>friend approved
Who
>mysterious
I barely know myself.
Why the fuck am I not drowning in pussy? I'm not Chad, but I'm not a robot. Calling me a cyborg would push it.
But what the fuck.
Nothing is going on for me.
I wageslave a dead end job and play video games, but never get an opportunity to advance in life.
I'm stuck in first gear, it feels.
>>27041914
>loves us
k
>Parent approved
too easy when you're in the army and do volunteer work
>Physically
/fit/ here
>Tall
tfw 6'4
>polite and caring of others
It's a southern thing, I've stopped and helped people change tires and shit before
>Faithful
HAHAHA All women cheat so I wouldn't I do it?
>Funny/goofy
Used to be fat as fuck, it comes with it
>Kids
Nope
>got their life together
I guess, going to college for Electrical Engineering, got a trade degree to be an electrician and 6 IT certs so
>Religious
I'm a astaru/norse pagan so
>Same age or older
No girl actually cares about this trash
>commonality
what does thi even mean?
>can cook
/ck/ and /fit/ are cousins
>colored eyes
ARYAN MASTER RACE BLACKBOTS BTFO
>Go with the flow personality
Nigga I don't give a fuck about anything
>Nice hair
receding Widows peak so I buzz that shit
>dancing ability
NOPE, not even in clubs
>Cute smile
>tfw crooked as fuck teeth
>smart/life goals
check
>Not Marvin
get fucked Marvin
>Friend approved
I'm going to fuck yur friends too
>Mysterious
the fuck is this
>>27051732
kek
Reviewbrah reviews his gf's pussy
>very tight, as to be expected
>tastes somewhat salty, somewhat fishy
>everything is there, everything is there
>>27042107
lol roastie butthurt that men have reasonable standards
> average looks
> vagina
and women have exceedingly hypergamous standards that they have to literally invent a lie.
>>27044575
>intelligent
>shitposting on a virgin board
>>27042261
but even though i make fun of sorry losers i got muh
>empathy
>>27042190
>I'm literally 6'2" with a 7-9/10 face, skinny, and make 100k a year. Also I like vidya and stem. Isn't that enough?
> enough
implying its ever enough for roasties. the minute it dawns on her that she can get better you will go from "god of her existence" to "disgusting pathetic worm" and will subsequently divorce you.
>>27041914
Fuck these sluts, I'm gonna go hang out with Marvin.
>>27041914
>tfw tall, parent approved, $100k+ job, athletic, wants kids, religious, good normie life goals, mysterious, hazel eyes, and extremely trustworthy but no girl wants me because I'm "shy" and "introverted"
JUST
>>27042315
> femlets dont judge size based on societal average
seriously kill yourself. you wouldnt last one day as a man.
That list is surprisingly short.
>>27042107
> men have high standards and wont literally hook up with anything that has a vagina
are you really so bitter that you have to fucking to lying? right outside in the fucking catalog there are daily threads of ulgy, mental, smelly femanons posting bf bait threads with gazzilion robot suiters taking it. When was the last time a femanon accepted any of those propositions or even made some en masse? right fucking never.
also science says fuck you. pic related hypergamy.
>If you don't meet these qualities, you might as well be dead.
If that what's required to live as humans live, I was more or less stillborn. Which would explain a lot, I suppose.
As a good friend of mine was fond of saying: "This is Hell, nor our we out of it."
I'll weep and gnash my teeth and all of that, but I'll never suffer as the type of deluded person who believes he deserves any better. Sure, I may be damned. But just as sure, I deserve to be.
>>27044136
kek
>that feel when it's true
>>27042261
Girls like empathy when they want it. They want everything only when they want it.
>>27052019
>I misread that as lazer eyes
You would have been literally Clark Kent
>>27051304
What are they offering besides pussy?
-conversation?
-intellectual debate
-good times
She has nothing to offer but pussy
STOP PUTTING IT ON A PEDESTAL
>>27050847
As long as he's 9/10-10/10
>>27042261
Girls don't want empathy. They want you to pretend to be empethatic so they can feel like a good and special person.
>Atheist who hates kids.
I'm out.
>lots of kids = lots of sex
might want to check your math there
>>27041973
>>27041981
Marvin needs to be the name for robots. Like how Chad is the name for, well Chads
>>27042228
PLEASE SAUCE
ORIGINAL123
itt idiots arguing with some delusional tranny
>>27041914
is agnosticism religious to some degree?
if not then im out
im also ugly and autistic so i would be out anyway
>>27053755
agnosticism is the furthest thing from a religion. and that includes atheism.
not knocking it, just saying that whoever wrote that on the chart is looking for the polar opposite of what you are
>>27053755
no it's not. it has nothing to do with religion. it's just a statement of your position of knowledge, agnostic meaning you don't know for sure, gnostic meaning you know for absolute certain.
