>wake up at 11
>lay in bed for 2 hours on youtube and 4chan
>get out of bed and make some coffee
>while coffee is getting ready I look at myself in the mirror
>ugly manlet who needs to lose weight
>drink my coffee
>watch some anime (rewatching fma: brotherhood)
>shitpost on 4chan
>going to make some chicken later
>also going to play some vidya and watch more anime
this is my life
what you doing today anons?
I am sitting in my car waiting for my next class. There's a 2 hour gap inbetween my classes, but I live 40 minutes away from campus. I can't go home so I am forced to sit here and sweat profusely while shitposting on r9k.
>>27040266
> be me, university
> wake up, lie in bed, watch YouTube and shit post for about an hour
> get ready for class
> go to class
> get home
> eat
> watch hockey, baseball, soccer, whatever is on (amateur at sports betting)
> call mom, talk about day
> drink heavily
> sleep, repeat
>>27040369
i am on spring break so i got nothing to do this week. feelsgoodman
Woke up.
Had a bath
Had breakfast.
Accidentally turned PC on days plans terminated.
Didn't lift weights.
Went out to buy shoes. Walked around town twice.
Came home without shoes.
Went to McDonalds. Had a milkshake.
Going to go cut bottles with a sword later.
>woke up
>took shower
>poured cereal
>got on computer
and here I am robots
>>27040330
Can't you go to a mall or coffee shop or library or something?
>wake up at midday
>have breakfast
>play video games
>go to work 4-12
>drink and game after
>>27040443
Oh well excuse me little miss fucking social princess. I have like $600 dollars in the bank and still need to pay my auto insurance. Do you want me to walk around in the mall and buy nothing? Do I look like a Tyrone to you? Coffee gives me the shits and I refuse to poop in public bathrooms.
>Wake up
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up an hour later
>Eat instant ramen
>Remember I have serious shit at uni today
>Instead of preparing I sleep and watch Welcome to the NHK for 40 minutes
>consider suicide
>"Not today"
>Go to uni
>Get fully BTFO by chads
>Remember I deserve it cause I'm a Fat neckbeard weeaboo fedora basement virgin
>Arrive at uni
>"Look at all of these girls I'll never ever have the courage to ask out!"
>Get back from uni after skipping half my shit
>Watch pleb anime
>Consider buying a playstation or upgrade my PC to get back to vidya but remember I'm broke as fuck
>Eat more ramen
>Fap to straight shota hentai cause I'm autistic
>Pass out comfy
>Watch more anime
>Panic about having to lie about classes I ditched from to my friends tomorrow
>More anxiety
>Fap to loli this time
>Pass out again for 40 minutes
>Consider asking that girl I like out
>Nah I don't deserve dating girls
>Whatever, 2D is better anyway
>Shitpost NEET threads and get /devilish/ cause I actually wagecuck from time to time
>Will probably sleep in 4 hours or so
>>27040266
>wake up at 8am
>drink a glass of water, a glass of OJ
>cook some mac and cheese, eat a small serving and save the rest to accompany other meals
>check r9k, fa, int, and his
>work on Duolingo
>cook a turkeyburger for lunch
>gonna spend the afternoon cleaning and doing laundry
>gotta remember to get some guitar practice in, too
Productive day, feels good man.
>>27040266
>come home from work at 6am.
>snuggle up with fiancee for a bit
>wake up around 12
>fiancee is away to work
>nip to asda for rolls and plasters for the cut on my finger.
>text misses (through out the day)
>have birdseye chicken steaks for dinner
>listen to music and read the short story collection BED by Tao Lin.
>have a bath
>chilling in my joggies and hoodie listening to music, writting a shitty wee story and thinking of having soup then a cheeky wee nap before work.
>wake up at 2pm because no classes because roasties are on strike or some shit
>brush teeth
>go downstairs and make ''breakfast'' (egg mayo sandwich, tuna sandwich and cornflakes)
>eat food and watch a documentary in the den with my brother about Turkish trap prostitutes being raped (not even kidding)
>go back upstairs and browse for a bit whilst surfing jewtube
>think about fapping but it's too much effort
>finally stop stalling and clean my room
>browsing again now
>gonna fap in a sec then maybe watch The Office
>will probably order chinese take-out later and walk my doggie
It's nice being a NEET for the day
>>27040549
you seem triggered m8
>>27040266
>wake up at 930
>fap
>watch some anime
>heat up a cinnamon bun and eat it while watching more anime
>browse r9k and /a/
>1 pm now, feeling pretty good desu
>>27040780
You don't belong here
Leave please
>>27040549
Going to the library costs nothing. It's comfier than being stuck in a car, plus you're encouraged to not speak.
Pardon me for trying to make you comfy, sperglord
>>27040266
>popped hemorrhoid
>fell unconscious from pain
>woke up 3 hours later on bathroom floor
>smells like shit and blood
>pooped while I was unconscious
I'm trying to make it into a scar and it's sorta working.
>wake up
>go straight to grocery shop, daily
>go home
>fap
>play vidya
>shower
>sleep
>repeat
>>27040725
>check fa
gtfo faggot
>>27040941
thats fucking disgusting tbqh
not og
>>27040897
y not mate?
>>27040266
>Wake up at 6
>play factorio for 2 hrs
>Wake up gf so she can study for midterm
>eat bowl of cereal
>Play The Gods Will Be Watching
>Uninstall The Gods Will Be Watching
>Gf goes to school
>Play some LoL
>GF gets home
>Read some "The Way of Men"
>Make sandwich
>Gf Makes cookies
>Eat one come on r9k
>>27041007
>chillin in my joggies and hoodie listening to music, writing a shitty wee story and thinking of having soup then a cheeky wee nap before work.
you sound like a complete reddit fag.
>>27040266
>wake up at 10.30
> lay in bed for minutes
> get out bed
> only on underwear and some tshirt
> have some quaker oats with fruits cuz im a fat fuck and im on diet
> look myself in the mirror
> short fat fuck. and my cheeks are red feel warm al over my face and my left arm
> drink 3 glasses of water i dont know why im not even thirsty or something
> music.
> youtube
> 4chan
> shitpost here and there
> lunch some fish with salad
> play hearts of iron 3
> music youtube n shit
> tv
> music
> sleep.
this is me since 2015
>wake up at 8 to roommates agreeing to live together without me next year
>try as hard as i can to fall back asleep
>fall back asleep until 12:30
>wake up
>microwave homemade frozen burrito
>eat it with a fork and knife on my bed
>shower
>go to class
>study
>go to class
>study
>come home at 11
>take sleep medication
>go to sleep
>>27041033
Wouldn't know mate, don't visit the site to know what they sound like.
music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlLWFa1b1Bc
>>27041091
go back to your britfeel thread
>wake up
>get ready for work
>remember I quit
>drink energy drink
>eat shitty bacon and bread from two weeks ago
>gotta be careful with money, I've got maybe 60 bucks left before I starve
>wanna get drunk but remember my only booze is shit-tier red wine my parents gave me like a year ago
>drink it anyway
>drop glass on the floor
>too drunk to notice
>walk on it
>sharp pain in my leg
>fall down and get more glass in me
>painfully pass out for 2 hours
>wake up in an FPS tier blood pool
>pull glass out
>have panic attack about future
>spill juice on myself
>shitpost on r9k with blood abd juice on me
And here i am
>>27040266
How old are you? Who supports you? Di they still try to get you to do stuff?
>>27040266
>up 5 am, milk the cows, look after all the animals
>9 am, nap and a snack if possible
>10 am, assorted work
>1 pm, lunch, nap, r&r
>2 pm, assorted work, milking cows again etc
>6 pm, dinner, r&r (=anime and shitposting here)
>8 pm, more work, check on the animals
>10 pm, tea, r&r, sleep
>every day, always and forever
>>27040614
this had too many relatable feels desu
>>27041118
Go back to your mom's basement. Sounds like you are triggered
>>27041118
y can't we be friends my americano chum.
>>27040330
Sit somewhere nice? Bring a laptop or a book? Grab a long lunch? Do some study on campus?
>>27040369
What are you studying how is it going? Do you like it?
>alarm didn't go off
>show up to work late
>Nobody cares
>Eating prepped chicken and sweet potatoes for those perfect macros
>spend the rest of the evening reading at work
>gonna go to the gym
>fuckin deadlift day hell yeah
>emulate ps2 games while eating my post workout meal
>feels good man
>>27041197
But I only have six hundred dollars. How is a frugal asocial asshole going to relax without spending a dime reeee
>wake up at 12
>should really get up and shower but just stay in bed and watch Community in the background while checking out 4chan
>knock on the door
>game and backpack I ordered delivered
>move shit from old shitty backpack to new awesome EDC backpack
>brush teeth
>have coffee
>leave at 1:15pm
>catch bus at 1:20pm
>walk around town, buy myself a t shirt
>walk to work for 2pm
>sit here doing works in short bursts while shitposting
>will finish at 10 about 3 & 1/2 hours from now
>go home
>play PS4
>shitpost
>order pizza
>eat in bed while watching something
>at some point get a call from gf who is abroad and who I hate but haven't got around to breaking up with because I cannot be bothered to deal woth the emotional fall out and constant messages and calls so i'll pretend to be ill so I dont have to talk to her
>play PS4 some more
>maybe get on laptop
>self imposed rule of no games after 2am, only tv
>watch tv 2am to between 4 and 5 am
>sleep
>repeat for the rest of my life
>>27041141
made a lot of money when i was younger trading stocks and buying real estate
>>27041165
i live off my own money but okay.
>>27040266
>wake up at 11:30
>fix myself a quick breakfast [pb sandwich and a milkshake]
>open the door while eating breakfast just to see if it's raining [it is]
>"i'd be a shame if i worked outside of my home"
>login to work at 12
and i'm playing GTAV while i take some calls
>>27040411
Spoiler: He never got round to cutting the bottles
>wake up
>oh boy another shit day
>pick up my laptop and use it while still in bed
>spend a few hours doing this
>go downstairs
>mom's already made me lunch
>eat it
>go back to room
>start sobbing really hard on the floor
>somehow pass out
>few hours later
>wake up to find that i've pissed myself or had a nocturnal emission
>too lazy to get back into bed so i shitpost from there on my phone with my pissed wet pants
I'd just like to share a bit from my day
>going home from bank
>decide to take bus
>bus on this particular route is usually pretty empty
>at one stop a large group of people (high school / middle school kids) step in
>figure they're going to the museum of medicine just three more stops after this one since it has some new exhibition or some shit
>start looking out the window without even turning like I usually do in a bus because autism
>already expecting a lot of noise
>feels bad
>normies ree etc.
>they take all the seats
>silence
>turn my head
>oh shit they're all speaking sign language
>everyone is flailing their hands around and what not
>but it's still dead silent
>this is the freakiest shit I've ever seen
>it looks like some sort of ancient ritual to summon Vahma or whatever that hindu guy is called
>feeling real uncomfortable right now because I'm literally the only one not deaf here
>the museum stop is now coming up
>they all start to gather around the exits
>one of them comes up to me and starts doing the sign language thing thinking I'm part of the group too
>say to him in a loud voice "I'm not one of you people"
>realize I'm a fucking idiot
>start doing hand gestures to try to show that I'm not one of them
>this guy starts swinging his hands around aggressively and looks angry as hell
>thankfully he has to get off at this stop with the rest of his group
>tfw finally alone again
>mfw this ride home
>>27041248
how do people still play gta. i get bored of it after a week.
>>27041242
Autism bucks doesn't count
>>27041273
you almost got your ass beat by some mutes
>wake up 7 am
>shower put clothes on
>drive to college
>get breakfast on the way
>only 2 classes today so I'm done by 1:30
>eat lunch I pack between classes (usually leftovers)
>get back to my town around 5
>don't work mon-Thursday
>get back to my town around 2:30
>help coach tennis at my old hs 3-5
>musical practice at community theater from 6-9. The musical is grease and I play Danny
>get home around 9:20
>mom usually has something for me to eat from dinner if not I scrounge the fridge
>do hw till 11
>no classes tomorrow so I'll go to the 24/7gym and sleep all day tomorrow
Class is almost over got to go to tennis practice
>>27041289
i guess then your money wagie. get back to work. your break is over.
>>27040941
>>27041130
>>27041264
>passing out in your piss blood and shit
Is this supposed to be a running theme for robots or something
>>27040266
>go to uni
>look at hot grills with big tits
>think about how I can't fuck any of them
>come home
>look at satellite footage of my old childhood home that the bank took away 15 years ago
>never really felt at home anywhere since then
>eat dinner
>listen to video game soundtracks from the 90s
>fight the tears
>next day go to lecture and stare at girls again
>>27041321
I'm not proud of my actions tbqh
>>27041274
i play games which are not that plot dependant since i have to focus on the calls
if not i'd be playing metro 2033 or metal gear solid
idk
>>27041339
Aren't you supposed to be looking for a job or thinking of a way to feign another mental illness? Tick tock, anon.
>>27041273
How do you say top kek in sign language?
>>27040941
That's amazing desu. I'm a big fan on your day
>>27041367
no i have my neet bux till 2018.
another day another dollar wagie
>wake up at 11 and take a shower and drive to pharmacy in town
>grab case of beer and walk straight past manager out the door
>give my dying dog her painkiller and a treat before making lunch
>bout to smoke some shitty dirt weed and watch youtube videos
gonna play some vidya games later then get fucking drunk as hell
>>27041014
I'm getting so sick of reeeing you people. Can you just go away?
>Wake up at 7:50AM
>Brush teeth and chat with gf who is in the bath
>shower when she's done
>dressed and ready to go
>eat her scrambled eggs
>head to work
>fucking flash flood weather, few cars on the road, many businesses closed
>not the dealership that I wagecuck for
>clock in
>sit down
>make a few phone calls
>browsing 4chin and watching my stocks
>5 more hours to go
>
>>27040266
>against all odds, get a date on tinder
>now collecting spaghetti for pockets
>haven't been on a date or had a decent convo with a girl in years
I really don't wanna fuck this up bro's
she's way too qt & hot for me
sugestions on how to handle this ?
>>27041415
Enjoy lying on the internet anon.
>>27041084
>>wake up at 8 to roommates agreeing to live together without me next year>
Off to a very robotic start there
>>27041130
>he fell for the NEET meme
Silly wagie
>>27041230
Nice. Why are you depressed?
>wake up
>take meds
>back to sleep
>wake up again
>2pm bweakfast time
>knees give out in middle of stairs
>crawl back to bed
>hate myself for a few hours
and that's where i'm at right now
>>27041556
i am genetically inferior which ruins it
>wake up
>put on clothes
>leave for 1.5 hour commute to work
>buy badly overpriced coffee + hot breakfast on the way at coffee shop
>get to work
>get told we're doing the thing today that no one likes doing
>there are 15 units worth of that thing to be done
>it's me and 3 other employees, all girls
>realize i'm not going to get to sit down all day unless i just do the entire job for them
>do 11 units
>they do 4 between themselves
>we all get to sit down thanks to me
>boss comes by and rewards me by making me do more work instead of them
>do it
>take break
>email friend at other job
>beg him to get me more hours there
>wonder about how i can scale back my hours here
>daydream of next year when my better job starts
>hungry
>can't go home for 3 more hours
>probably going to waste more money on junk shit food tonight because I don't feel like cooking in the 4 hours i have before i have to sleep
>>27041587
wtf. lol what wrong with your knees bruh
>wake up at 6 am
> work full time job
>come home at 5:30 pm
>go to gym for 1-2 hours
>dinner is a protein shake
>play videogames
>pass out watching old AVGN videos
>feel lonely
>question why i work out and stay fit when i know i will die alone
>fitness prolongs life making sad lonely life more painful
what the fuck am i doing
>>27040614
>Fap to straight shota hentai cause I'm autistic
you and me, were the same
>>27041645
i ask myself the same question. its time to roid.
>>27040266
>Wake up at 8
>go to school at 9
>come back early at 10 because all teachers are absent and there was no notification because fuck you students
>forgot to bring my keys to home so I have to wait until 2 o'clock afternoon when my mom comes back from work
>decide to walk around town to kill time
>while eating a subway, I notice a girl suddenly walking straight towards me
>she sit infront of me and now that I see her upclose, she's this gorgeous 10/10 brunette with the most cutest face I've ever seen
>silently lose my shit as my body tempurature skyrockets, not hearing her first sentence
>"Uh hey good afternoon, sorry can you repeat that?"
>she greets me politely and asks me my name
>I tell her my name and she compliments me on my name, it sounds nice to her
>she then notices the schoolbook sticking out of my bag on the table about history and then we somehow started passionately talking about cultures, history and shit
>I cannot believe I'm talking to such a beautiful girl and not having sperged at all except at the beginning
>eventually we talk about slightly more personal stuff and she asks if I believe in a god
>I tell her I don't really believe in anything but I would if there was enough evidence
>she makes pained looking face and her tone shifts to a frustrated sounding one
>she tells me that there definitely is a god and that I should believe in him
>upon hindsight I should've never gone all atheist on her but I shut all her arguments down
>she gradually lowers her head started talking quietly, making a defeated expression
>now I realise I went too far
>she then stood up, looked me straight in the eyes, smiled and gave me a card and told me to hold on to it
>I look at the card
>it's about Christianity
>when I look up she turns around and leaves
>"Sister Mashbury" is printed on the back of her shirt
>she was a missionary
>the only reason she came to me was to convert me
>I had a solid chance to hang out with a 10/10 qt virgin religious girl
Kill me.
>wake up
>feed cat, this is the only reason I wake up early
>get coffee from across the street, since it gets me out of the house for 5 minutes everyday
>go back home and browse 4chan until 8 PM
>feed cat
>realize I haven't fed myself yet
>shrug and go to bed
I dont think theres anything to add in there
>>27041333
What the fuck are you doing here m8
>>27041600
>2016
>not taking Jew pills to make you happy
> not even prescribing yourself some street drugs
>>27041616
eating disorder stole my muscles
>>27041735
>upon hindsight I should've never gone all atheist on her
She fucking asked, dude. Fuck it.
>wake up at 9:00
>weigh myself
>down another pound - diet is working
>breakfast
>walk puppers
>try to prepare for job interview tomorrow
>eat lunch
>check new movies on pirate bay
>watch Daddy's Home
>shitpost
>watch tv
>eat dinner
>now here
Rest of the night will consist of my evening snack and maybe Better Call Saul, in bed by 10 and up at 7.
>>27041735
dude if that happened to me I'd legit end my life. You should have just told her you'd convert so you could have a qt pure 10/10 gf.
>>27041273
My fucking sides anon, did you cry?
>>27041735
Religious girls are crap, believe me.
You dodged a bullet.
>>27040908
>insulting someone for being a sperglord on /r9k/
irony is not your strong suit, is it?
>Wake up at 7, barely get out of bed because i dont want to leave my apartment
>Be at classes till 2
>Come home, make tea, later coffee aswell
>Play vidya and pretend to study like a real person
>Go watch a play at the local theather, almost cry because it was so good
>Play vidya and watch anime for the rest of the night, again pretending to be studying to myself
>Despair next morning
>Repeat for 3 years and my life is pretty much there
>>27041849
I would've but something compelled me to ruin that chance. I'm never gonna be militant about beliefs again.
>wake up around 10, have cigarette
>goof around on youtube for half an hour
>shower, get dressed
>cigarette
>fuck around playing vidya/watching youtube until 1
>head to mental health clinic, hang around until 4
>cigarette
>either hang out with some fags from there or go home
>cigarette
>dinner
>cigarette
>vidya and youtube until bedtime
>cigarette
OPTIONAL:
>drink/smoke until completely incapacitated
>cycle repeats
>>27041868
He didn't insult you, you are autistic
>>27040266
>don't go to sleep
>sit on computer read
>get water toilet and green tea
>go back on computer, 4chan read
> another drink then go back on computer
> 12 lunch time sleep
> wake up around 6pm
> make cheesecake and have drink
> back on computer repeat all night and day
Wake up at 8 feeling shit
sleep another hour
get up and make coffee
consider showering but too lazy
go to uni and skim literature
come home at 1
clean computer and room feels good
deal with uni stuff
play vidya games
bro ate my bread so no dinner
>>27040266
>Wake up atgf'sapartment at 7
>Made her food and stuff since I'm off today.
>Get a text from my boss. Keg delivery. I'm a bartender.
>Meet delivery dood at about 10AM
>Go to my place. Bouncing between 4chan and playing new vegas.
>>27042186
Why do people microwave those?
Getting an electric kettle has been more useful as fuck.
>>27040266
>PREYS A VIDO GAM
>DOESS SHIITSPOTS ON 4D CHANS
>WATHING TYEH CAMBODIAN KNITING DOCRUMENTARY
>DOEDS WANKDS OFF TO TRAPS PRON
>SREACHING FOR TEH RARED PEEPS
>MOREDS TARPS PRONS
>
>wake up at 7:45
>uni starts
>trying to eat somehow
>uni ends at 16:00
>eat
>youtube/twitter/blogs
>uni homework to get extra credit
>watch documentaries
>watch teardown videos on youtube
>sleep
repeat
>wake up to my dad checking to see if I was too sick to go to school
>didn't go to school because flu
>went back to sleep until 11
>laid in bed for an hour dicking around on my phone
>fap and get out
>look for food in the kitchen, get chocolate milk instead
>dick around on YouTube on my PC for a while
>do my daily dungeon on FFXIV
>sit around and wait for friends on WoW to get online
>wake up
>shower
>browse 4chan for a little
>beautiful day
>go ride my bike
>end up puking on the side of the road
>manage to get home
>take another shower
>here I am
>>27043225
how old are you
og 2
>wake up to the sound of my neighbor's loud motorcycle at 7:30
>attempt to take care of my self, take meds
>fall back asleep for an hour
>wake up again and furiously pase back and forth brooding about who is trying to kill me and why my neighbors hate me
>realize I just wasted three hours and try to do math
>while doing math I realize god is commanding me to write an new testament through geometry
>become scared evil spirits have possesed my family
>furiously tie red strings to my fingers so they can't read my thoughts
>spy on the neighbors to make sure they are possesed either until it gets dark
>realize I haven't eaten all day so I pig out
>study read biotechnology textbook until I pass out
>repeat
such is life with schizophrenia
>Wake up at 6
> Shower
> Drive to job
> Make lots of food (Municipal kitchen)
> Work is over 15:00
> Drive my Polish co-worker home, (his car broke down)
> Home
> Switch to comfy clothes
> Play Victoria 2 for 4 hours
> Eat sausage and mashed potatoes
> Play some more Victoria 2
>>27043498
that sounds terrible. i would kill myself if i was a schizo
>wake up at 12
>see text sent at 9pm "did you miss the bus?"
>"no i was sleeping"
>watch anime while finishing cookies and whiskey from last night
>go buy pizza
>watch anime while drinking coke and eating pizza
>browse 4chan
god bless self-diagnosed depression
>>27041464
Talk about her hobbys, people love talking about themselves.
>>27041767
>realize I haven't fed myself yet
How do you do this? I'm not fat but keep getting compulsions to eat, I wish I knew how to stop
>Woke up at 7:30 because college
>Laid in bed for half an hour
>Got a shower
>Got dressed
>Skipped breakfast because I was going to be late
>Bus got stuck in traffic for half an hour so I was late anyway
>Got a breakfast sandwich and a coffee during first lesson's break
>Left afternoon lesson early because college network went down and couldn't complete any work
>>27040266
>wake up at 7
>shitpost and breakfast
>drop cats off at vet for spay
>Starbucks
>class
>grocery shopping
On the toilet atm
Gonna pick up my kitties, grab some dinner, then hit the studio.
I'll probably be up all night just checking up on them
>>27040266
>wake up at 8:30am
>get dressed and whatnot
>on my way to the bathroom I put oatmeal in the microwave so it'll be done when I'm done
>eat oatmeal, banana, and hard boiled egg
>leave for work at 9:30am
>drank a strawberry-banana protein shake at 1pm
>left work at 3:30pm
>took my elderly (15 year old) dog outside
>now i'm eating a biscuit instead of lunch and browsing r9k until dinner
So yeah that's basically my day every day
>Live with my 1/10 gf because not a wagekuk
>She is a hoarder
>House is always a fucking mess
>Don't have internet
>Gotta post from mobile
>spend all day watching anime/working on my game
>contemplate suicide
>sex isn't even that good
>she won't let me watch porn
>stealth fap to traps
>sleep
> wake up
> college
> listen to instructor read
> eat lunch
> work on plc's in class
> meet with instructor and find out i'm failing
> come home and be depressed
Hi guys
>>27044855
get rid of her man
>>27044933
>plc's
what's that
>>27044973
Programmable logic controllers, that sounds fancier than it is. It's just telling automated shit what to do from a laptop
>>27040266
>awake 7:00 cuz college
>drive to college at 7:45 to arrive at 8:35
>economics - basically falling asleep
>study period, moan at teacher saying I want to drop economics, get told no
>have shit assembly on CERN
>physics practical
>chemistry
>go have lunch, end up talking about elephant penises with friend 'circle'
>spend afternoon doing acroyoga with this chick
>pretty shit at it, legs fucking hurt from gym the day before
>drive home
>make protein smoothie and toast
>have dinner
>age of empires 2 HD with two mates on skype
>check /b/
>check /r9k/
>see this thread
>write this
>>27044940
I live in her house because I'm NEET.
I gotta keep her around.
>>27044855
>gf
>gf
>gf
>gf
>gf
>gf
>Wake up at 10:00, class starts at 10:30
>Can't get out of bed
>Stare at the ceiling for 3 hours
>Browse r9k for another 2 hours
>leave room to go get poutine
>return to room and eat it alone in the dark
I might get to some homework this evening because I have 2 big projects due on the weekend that I haven't started yet. But I also have half a bottle of rum and I could drink instead.
>Waku up and have an oatmeal
>Go to cooking school
>Have lunch and go to French class
>Come home and exercise a bit and get a shower
>Shitpost
sleep and repeat ith some variations
>>27041130
Your life is a living meme
>>27040266
>wake up at six
>get on the bus to go to school
>there for 7 hrs, nothing of note happens
>get home, do literally nothing from 3-4:30
>go to get a haircut
>type this as I wait
>going to go to Bible study with my lil bro later
>dreading having to work tomorrow
Eh.
>wake up at 7
>go to psychiatrist at 9
>get shitloads of meds with me home
>eat pasta
>browse r9k
>shitpost
>eat more pasta
>pass out from eating
I just woke up and ate some more
>>27041464
She's using you for a free meal
>>27040614
>straight shota + age difference
>loli
You have patrician taste friend
>>27041130
I hope this is pasta, at least you could add making a fellow anon laugh to your day.
Have robots ever got together to skype, I'm just wondering what kind of crazy shit that would be
>wake up at 2, be hungover
>lie in bed in dark room wallowing in self pity
>cold pizza for breakfast, highlight of day
>lie in bed some more, browse web and jam sum groove
>decide that I should go take some pics iwth my dslr as it's finally decent weather for once
>immediately regret decision, hurry home for more lurking
>dinner with parents, they talk about how shit everything is, and how I don't do enough stuff
>cry in room, lurk some moar
>woke up
>went to class
>talked to the head of my program
>went home
>ate lunch
>fapped to Kate upton
>friend came over
>we played video games
>now futurama is on
>wake up
>wonder why my alarm didn't go off because my room's brighter than it should be
>I'm laying on my phone
>I must've woke up, turned the alarm off, and gone back to sleep without remembering it
>go back to sleep for another 30 minutes
>dream about a cute girl
>wake up
>remember who I am
>fight off the urge to go back to sleep again
>get up and have a smoke while thinking how I should die
>turn computer on
>post this
>>27040941
how did you pop it?
>Up at 10
>Make coffee and browse web
>Read for an hour
>More coffee around 12
>Yoga and pre run foam rolling
>Run
>Come home and rehydrate
>Bike for an hour
>Come home and eat a slice of pizza
>Read for an hour
>Go to the library to check out a book
>Get giant cup of diet soda from the store on the way home
>Drink it, eat dinner, browse internet
>Order some stuff online
>Make more coffee
and here we are. I'll read some more in a bit after I've finished my coffee and then shower. Maybe head out to the store to get some conditioner and some more bleach for my hair.
>wake up at 6
>fairly hungover
>shower
>go to work
>proofread reports all morning
>go to asian buffet for lunch
>overhear women speaking japanese
>inner weeb tries to pick out the words i recognize
>back to work
>counting down the minutes until i can go home
>wake up at around 7:30 AM
>Wednesday is my day off from classes
>don't need to be at work until 11:30
>sleep in until 9:30 AM
>Shitpost while I shit
>shower
>make myself some delicious scrambled eggs. Secret ingredient: shit ton of butter.
>fap twice in thirty minutes, a rare occurence
>work from 11:30 until 1:30 at campus job
>gets me beer money
>involves some heavy lifting
>feel kind of sleepy by the time I walk home
>get comfy at home
>study Japanese
>read some for classes
>about to prepare dinner
>might fap again later
not much, usually I wake up closer to 10-11, but work one day a week, I know wagecucking it up...
>>27047358
Update
>found bag of KFC in the fridge
>microwaved a zinger burger
>stubbed my toe walking back to my room
>back to thinking about killing myself
>alarm goes off at 7:15
>want to kill myself
>snooze for 10 min.
>take shower, brush teeth, get dressed
>7:00 go to school
>2:45 school ends, want to kill myself
>3:30 smoke a bowl and finally pick a date, August 1st 2017
>too pussy do do it any sooner
>sit in my basement wishing time would move faster
It's only 8am so it's not very interesting:
>wake up
>check champions league scores
>watch anime
>have breakfast
>watch anime
>load 4chan and drink tea
>>27040266
>wake up
>eat ramen
>lurk on r9k
>go to alchemy lecture
>think that i should do my bachelors work
>still lurking on r9k
>eating ramen
>a little bit more lurking
>going to sleep soon
Living the dream boys
>get up at 5pm
>get on laptop
>eat pizza
>go grocery shopping with mom
>walk the dog with my sister
>write with this girl in a chatroom all day
I have agoraphobia, which is getting somewhat better, and this is a pretty eventful day for me. Man, this girl i'm writing is a pale, 18 year old redhead with a skinny body and a good ass. She's a former fatty, which is the only way i can explain she even likes me. Problem is, she's from the UK, which is somewhat far from me and, as mentioned, i'm struggling with agoraphobia. She always writes me how cute i am and that she loves me, but i'm not a fan of LDR so i don't expect us to ever actually meet up, which is sad, but such is life.
