>your parents find your loli folder
What do?
>be me, visiting my parents for mother's day
>be a 24 y/o NEET but have my own place because Bulgaria
>gonna be staying here for a couple of days better bring my laptop with me
>live alone so no need to put password on it/hide the pornz
>don't have actual video porn, but loli pictures from /c/ and /h/
>anon, can i use your laptop for a minute, said my mom
>don't want to sound suspicious
>s-sure
>don't put shortcuts on desktop so you have to use file explorer
>mom misclicks and enters my games folder
>my porn also happens to be in this folder in the conveniently named folder porn
>my parents are deeply religious, my father is a priest
>mom is an english teacher so she understood right off the bat what this porn is about
>anon, what is this?
>opens the porn folder
>as the pictures loaded i felt the whole world collapse around me, i swear, it felt like it took an hour for the pictures to load
>dozens of pictures of loli rape appear
>hundreds more are loading
>mfw
>long story short, my parents think i'm possessed by the devil to rape little girls
>told my grandma about it when she came to visit
>they are planning to evict me from my apartment (since they are the actual owners) which would force me to move back with them
>took away my laptop, which also happens to be a christmas gift from them
>currently posting this from my phone
>little did they know i have loli porn on my phone
Is there any way to un-fuck this situation or i'm doomed to live with my parents who think i'm possessed or something for the next 5 years of my life?
>>27039494
Just act like you are possesed by the devil. They might feel sorry for you.
Just stop watching little girls get raped you fucking freak. There problem solved
Have a exercisim performed on you, convulse a bit , learn some roman to spout , cue the drool and ay presto your cured nothing to fear
no you fucked up really badly good job being retarded all could have been avoided if you just didnt autistically save hundreds of pictures little girls in sexually explicit situations you retard
youre so fucking stupid that even literally being autistic i dont understand how you could fuck up this badly
only thing you can do is cut all contact move away and rebuild
>>27039668
But i'm a neet with absolutely no job experience.
Also the economy here is so fucked that i can either stay a neet or mine for coal 10 hours a day for a 150 euros/month minimum wage
>>27039849
see>>27039599
the dubs don't lie
Fucking NEETS, become a waggy, get an apartment and fap to whatever you like.
>>27039909
Sounds like a nice unreachable dream
>>27039909
See >>27039889
You don't know how easy you have it wherever you live
>>27039494
who's your favourite artist OP
also that sucks pretty bad
>>27039957
I do, I should be dead in a ditch ;_;
>>27039494
Considering you're a pedophile slav, I would highly recommend suicide as an option.
>>27039849
Consider enlisting with your Armed Forces applying for a low level goverment job literally anywhere. You can still make something of yourself and have a life of your own but you havw got to fucking go dude.
You have NO future in your current situation, youe neet days are over. You have to go and fucking do something dude. Your parents may actually respect you again once you are behindba desk somewhere or a soldier
Good luck Bulgarian bastard
>>27040011
I don't really watch manga, i just fap to whatever i find on /c/ and /h/
I currently watch spice and wolf tho
>>27040049
Damn, is watching little cartoon girls porn even pedo?
>>27040063
Nice idea.
However getting a government job especially in the military here is almost impossible if you don't have money or connections.
And i have neither.
At least i speak english and german from my high school days when i wasn't a total piece of shit so i might be able to get a job at a beach or ski resort or something.
Just go with it. Hell, become religious. It'd actually work out for you. Religion is a powerful tool that has been used by the likes of Newton and Dyson to better themselves as people.
You can finally be a normie.
Stop being a cuck and relying on your parents if they are assholes desu
>Not password protecting your porn (regardless of what it is) or hiding it deep in your computer like the system folder and giving it an obscure name.
>Literally naming your porn folder "Porn"
Jesus anon you're a fucking idiot.
>>27040804
They preferred to give me my grandparents's apartment to help me in life rather than sell it and buy themselves a new car.
I feel like i don't deserve them.
You deserve it for being pedo scum.
>>27039494
check to see if your dad has a porn folder and if he does you bribe him with that
a neet at 24? what are you gonna do when your parents die? buy a balloon time tank?
>>27039494
>>be a 24 y/o NEET but have my own place because Bulgaria
how did you pull it off bulgarbro?
my parents made me find a job or otherwise i had to move out
>>27039494
Embrace it
It's the cleanest, purest form of love
The normies will come to fear the lolicon
>>27039494
>not locking your phone
Especially if you have loli porn
>>27039957
You're in EU. You could probably move somewhere richer.
I might move to Bulgaria soon because i might get a job in Sofia making 1500 euro per month so i'd be pretty comfortable.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Buy an external hard drive.
>>27040907
>Password locking folders on your computer.
What are you a fucking pedo?
Tell them you thought that you might be gay, but because that would go against everything they taught you, you tried to cure yourself with straight porn. The stuff they saw is only a fraction of the porn and not representative at all. It also worked and you are completely god lovin straight now.
Just use all your knowledge you acquired during your NEETdom, surely, you got fit and intelligent having so much time to improve yourself. NEET is superior human being and you surely will find a way out without wageslaving brother.
>>27040416
Yes.
You just can't bring yourself to watch actual child porn because you don't like seeing kids being abused/you don't want to think of yourself as a pedo, so instead you watch cartoon versions of it to make yourself believe you're not a pedophile.
Get help.
>>27042566
>Thinks loli and shota is the same as CP
Spotted the normie.
>>27042566
loli is not CP
she's one thousand years old
>Mom found a bunch of loli porn on my laptop
>Didn't tell dad
>Talked to me about
>Found out she's into loli and gave me recommendations
I actually threw up after she left.
>>27042744
Thanks for the Kek anon.
Soriginial
>>27042566
If you don't watch lil cartoon grills you need to head back to your meme website
Are you literally a female? At least then it would make sense because we all know women are so insecure about the fact that they're becoming decreasingly less attractive to the absolute vast majority of men every second past 19.
>>27041108
You probably don't deserve to have parents that would kick you out of your home because they don't like that you masturbate to cartoons, few people do.
Fight them and get your laptop back. A gift is a gift, they gifted ownership to you. Who cares if they think you're possessed by the devil, use that to prove their religion is stupid. The perform exorcism? Just shrug it off. They crucify you? Sue them for torture. I don't see the point of sexual cartoons of any form, but I respect your need to find a sexual release, so to say. Humans are sexual beings, they will sex things up, that's how the world works, and they should respect your choice of loli instead of pushing their agenda onto you. At least its better than using 3D right? As long as your obsession/escapism isn't too severe, I got your back senpai
>>27042939
>I don't see the point of sexual cartoons
>>27042709
>>27042724
>>27042812
Thanks for the (You)'s, lads.
3D = 2D in porn.
Besides the obvious dimensional differences, is there a difference between animated lesbian sex and 3D lesbian sex?
How is the logic any different?
>>27042978
Nah I'm just not sexual in any sense. 3D or 2D, I don't have an arouseal for it
>>27039494
Good. You're a filthy degenerate loser, and you're getting what you deserve. The only up side (from your perspective) is that you priest dad is also almost certainly a pedo. So he might be a bit understanding of your depravity.
i dont drink OP but im gonna buy a beer and drink to you
>>27042980
>is there a difference between animated lesbian sex and 3D lesbian sex?
ONE IS A DRAWING
the other is a recording of actual people
>>27042268
This meme needs to stop. Just because I want a little encryption, a little privacy, does not make me an automatic pedo or "domestic terrorist".
>>27039551
This OP, just play along and hide it better next time, if they exorcise you act like youre spasming around, its the easiest way.
>>27040572
Do that, I know it's far more common outside the states but knowing two popular foreign languages will pretty much guarantee you a hospitality job.Although I'm guessing there's not a ton of foreign tourism there.
>be 12
>piss fetish
>mom finds out through search history/recommended videos on youtube
>makes a huge deal about it at the dinner table
>biggest feeling of shock in my life
>doesn't bring it up again after
>be 17
>mom unlocks my door and walks into me fapping to piss porn
>zip dick
>didn't even care about her seeing the porn, left it on screen and helped my mom look something up on the computer
>never brought up again
>get gf
>mom gives me the sex talk, and makes sure to say "and don't let her pee on you, that would be gross."
>two days ago, 21
>have mtn dew colored drink on my desk
>"what is that on your desk? that's not pee is it? That would be gross."
Aside from being disgusted by it, she doesn't really give a shit about my porn habits. I do let my gf pee on me btw.
>>27039494
Try fucking them to prove you're not a pedophile
>>27039599
>Have a exercisim performed on you, convulse a bit , learn some roman to spout , cue the drool and ay presto your cured nothing to fear
Dude, there's actually some wisdom in the coocoopachoo
>>27042566
Actual child porn is also illegal.
