Why are 18+ male virgins so easy to spot and avoid?
>>27038297
Just detected you, OP
>>27038297
Being a male virgin was at one point a great thing for centuries before the chads took over.
>>27038297
Detecting virgin males 101
>posts meme frog
>has a hard time conversating
>has some weird communicational quirk(snorting instead of laughing, strange throat noises, etc...)
>constant serious face
>quiet during group conversations
>can't find a group during group assignments
There really isn't a way to say if someone is a virgin unless
>they talk about animes, csgo infront of normal girls
>they do the virgin walk
>fingerless gloves, cargo shorts with semi formal attire
>they routinely have BO
>their /EDC/ includes shit like pocket watches, brass knuckles, balisongs, etc
>>27038694
virgin walk is my favourite meme
>>27038694
>they do the virgin walk
what the fuck is this i've seen it before but nobody ever says what it is : |
>>27038376
No it really never was. Like being a male Virgin was never seen as good NEVER... People used to just rape so no one was a virgin
>>27038297
>looks away when you make eye contact with him
>does the virgin walk
>stutters in front of girls
>doesn't have an iPhone
The absolute worst 18+ male virgins are the nice guys-you know the type that never hit on women but you know they want them so bad
it's fucking pathetic,they act like a puppy
>>27038742
>hands in pockets
>tensed shoulders
>foward leaning looking at ground
Similar walk to those kids who always ran to the school bus after class, then sprinted directly home once they got off the school bus...
>>27038742
You literally walk like a virgin.
>>27038830
there's also the "virgin-gait" they do when they know people are watching, they don't keep a consistent speed,they don't know what to do with their arms and they will probably start walking suddenly at some point
>>27038808
i-it's me. I'm sorry
>>27038297
because they always post frogs
>>27038694
Could u define virgin walk senpai
>>27038490
>snorting instead of laughing
I fucking hate my life, I always get picked on for snorting when I laugh so I have to stop myself from even laughing most the time. One time a girl called it cute but only because she snorts when laughing too.
>>27038949
lul
ur a pig
>>27038297
Idk
If I had it figured out I would act like a pussyslayer 24/7 just to avoid eyebrows raising around me
>>27038920
You still have hope, m8. I was like you until I got my chance at 23 and now I'm fine.
Is this the so called 'virgin walk'?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvaVWdJRQM
>>27038949
I don't even snort, i just exhale through the nose
My lauhter sounds like a sig, execpt it comes from the nose
It's really shitty because people tell a joke and i go
>exhale
>>27038830
>>tensed shoulders
>>foward leaning looking at ground
why is that so me
can anyone unfuck my shit up?
>>27038297
Because you need to be really fucking abnormal to be a male virgin at 18+
Abnormal people stick out like sore thumbs. It has nothing to do with their virginity.
>>27038987
>beta provider
Good to know I'm doomed to a life of a woman who married me for stability and leave me as soon as possible.
>>27038997
>tfw laugh isn't contagious at all
>it's just "*wheeeeeze* HEH"
>>27038490
The fuck are you supposed to say in a group conversation
If I say something no one gives a fuck and just keeps talking
>>27039002
Just imagine that you're being held up by a pair of meathooks piercing straight through your nipples.
This was forwarded to me by a guy from acting school. It's such a visceral image that you shouldn't forget about it.
>>27038808
I'm 18+ khv I do desire women but I'm completely laid back and mysoginist
am I pathetic?
>>27039015
>and leave me as soon as possible.
they don't leave you. they keep you on for support while they get plowed by Chad while you're at work.
>>27039016
>the fake knife is already attached to his hand before he smashes the cup.
>>27039039
>implying Chad won't have a better income
>tfw 25 year old and look like 15 year old
I look absolutely ridiculous in adult clothes and every women my age treats me like a child
>>27039057
>Implying Chad will want to settle with anything that isn't 9+ and looking brand new
>>27039058
>tfw 20 years old and still sound like a child
>>27039002
Acting like you're trying to reach the roof the highest point of your skull it's a good way to keep your head well placed
>>27039025
That just makes you puff out your chest.
Literally an instinct for most animals.
Literally evoking primitive images of masculinity and power without actually having any.
>>27038997
I laugh the exact same way man. Sometimes I even do the laughing motion but no sound comes out. Even my proper friends have noticed and laughed about it.
>prominent cheekbones
>strong chin
>deep eyes with even deeper limbal rings
>shitskinned
JUST
>>27039090
>implying there is anything material that represents power and masculinity
It's all an illusion anyway
Once you understand it you can get away with producing it consciously
>>27039058
That's more of a blessing than a curse.
I'm 22 and look like a heroine addict. And I'm crazy about looking youthful. I'll probably kill myself by 30.
>>27039015
Don't get married you moron
Probably not original
>>27038758
Nice meme backed up by nothing
Being a womanizer wasn't considered a good thing for the last 17 centuries
>>27039138
get more sleep, drink lots of water and moisturize your face
not a normie, just a robot giving skin advice
>>27039138
I look young but i'm still ugly as fuck and wear glasses
i'm literally
>skinny
>white
>glasses
>ugly
i'm the stereotypical creepy guy that girls despise
>>27039152
I'm not spitting memes guys have gotten whores forever. Female virginity sure but name me one culture that has male virginity as a virtue
>>27039201
yea cool
you're a womanizer yourself? mr pussyslayer
>>27039152
there is not a single culture that treats virgins like men
they are boys.
>>27038490
>conversating
>>27039229
Yah dude I am actually. But that has nothing to do with the point I'm trying to make you cannot simply claim something with no support and expect others to believe it.
>>27039233
What does it matter dude?
Human minds are far different from animals
We don't have to act on instinct anymore
>>27039260
It matters because it's how you gain respect. People don't want to associate with someone who can't do one of the easiest things.
>>27039250
yea cool thing hymen driller why don't you leave this thread?
>>27039278
Wtf? Why don't you name one culture that respected male virginty? You said all of them before now did so it should be easy
>>27039273
I don't want to associate with them either
>>27038694
>they do the virgin walk
It's funny, I've always noticed this but it's never really registered until I heard a name for it.
>>27039288
maybe huh, idk, r9k?
>>27039090
The funny thing about acting a certain way is that after a while you start to feel that way, especially when you get some positive attention because of it. It's science man!
>>27039292
I think you do. I don't think you have many real friends and I think it makes you sad. I think you crave companionship and want a woman who needs you.
You're just too bitter to get any of that now
>>27038994
How old is Supreme Gentleman?
It's like he's complaining about feeling lonely for 2 and a half years, I felt lonely for about 12 or 14 years.
It pisses me off when shits like this think they have it hard.
>>27039273
it's true
one of the traits of virgins is that they're basically asexual, basically like children. It's fairly obvious as to why adult "children" would be easily spotted or amusing to the passerby.
>>27039260
it's BECAUSE we are human that virgins are so despised.
>>27039058
I've got sort of the opposite problem
>tfw 20 years old and people think I look 28-30 years old
I guess it can be seen as good but the fact people my age think i'm a lot older and get creeped out by when they think i'm almost 30 trying to interact with them doesn't help much.
>>27039317
>being a womanizer wasn't considered a good thing for the last 17 centuries
>only cites r9k
>r9k wasn't even around last century
I am fucking laffin mate. No one here respects virgins anyway their sour grapesing
>>27039363
I'm not the guy you were discussing with just to let you know
>>27039326
Nice projections
>>27039398
Is or is your life not shit?
>>27039427
define shit?
I'm not hungry I'm not thirsty and I'm definitely not horny (lol)
>>27039398
Lame well r9k doesn't even glorify virgins it makes fun of them a lot. I'd say at least 50% of the population here is nonvirgins. Btw only 15% of the population abstains until their 21st bday. You guys are the minority
>>27039439
Those are required for life saying you have them is like saying you're alive it's redundant.
Do you have personal relationships? A gf? Sex? A fulfilling place in society? All these things don't guarantee happiness but some would argue they are necessary for it.
>>27039441
>I'd say at least 50% of the population here is nonvirgins.
[citation needed]
>>27039441
>I'd say at least 50% of the population here is nonvirgins
>implying
I'm a virgin, I just like shitting on other virgins that can't accept that women despise them
grow up and make some money if you want women to desire you
>>27039477
Pulled it out my ass dude it's why I said "I'd say" it's an approximation you're fucking autistic. Do you think it's lower than that cuz I've talked to a lot of guys on here about having crazy sex.
>tfw people who say some girls like male virgins
you guys are so fucking wrong, girls do not ever enjoy a guy being inexperienced and having to guide them through sex. It's a complete turn off
what some girls can do however is "tolerate" a male virgin rather than despise them like 90% of women.
>>27039441
lol you want a 18 year old male to have a fulfilling place in society?
what kind of standards you live up to?
>>27039022
Nothing desu, eventually you'll learn to talk like a Normie, and live through the mediocrity
>>27039492
>Do you think it's lower than that cuz I've talked to a lot of guys on here about having crazy sex.
I refuse to believe that a board that has dozens of threads bashing "sluts" every day is filled with nothing more than bitter virgins.
You have a couple of threads that laugh at virgins but they're the minority, by a lot.
>>27039522
Yah when I was 18 I was pretty fulfilled studying chemistry and trying to get pussy as a freshman in college
>>27039533
trying isn't getting
what is your point?
>>27039548
I had already gotten pussy before that. I came off a rough break up with my longtime high school gf. It took me only ~2 months of sadness before I started laying pipe again
>>27039520
It's an advantage that guys have. You can go sleeping around with women, your dick doesn't wear out (unlike vaginas), and you barely get shit for it. In fact, you get praised for fucking dozens of girls. And then you can settle down with a young girl that has a tight pussy.
>>27039560
>2 months of sadness
for one moment I thought I was talking to a man
but no
you're just a fucking pussy
>>27038297
Being a virgin is not the disease, it's a symptom.
The disease is having crippingly bad social skills.
If you met me you would probably think i'm a virgin, but i'm not. I met up with a woman i met online and had sex a few times. She's a little older than me so she doesn't mind me being awkward. But people my age think im weird and probably think i'm a virgin.
If you think losing your virginity fixes anything about your personality, you're wrong.
>>27039583
Aren't you a virgin? But also that was like 4 years ago I'm 22 now in a fraternity and I fuck pi phis almost everyweekend
>>27039604
yea sure
no one lies in a cantonese image board I guess
>>27038994
you can tell he's crazy
Completely self-absorbed, thinks the world revolves around him and narcisistic.
>>27039586
being completely inexperienced with women while being over the age of 20 means you are a failure as a man.
>>27039617
You can believe whatever you want. It's funny that you can't even imagine a person like that existing so you assume I'm lying. It's pretty pathetic honestly my man
>>27039643
OK mr fraternity I believe you
teach me master
>>27039643
nobody like that would ever post on r9k or even go to a weeaboo board like 4chan
>>27039139
yES goy, be alone forever it's wonderful!
Just be with me oni-chan 2D>3D anon-kun, remember to buy my blurays!
>>27039685
This
r9k is mental toxic waste
even worse is all those normies saying they come here for "giggles"
no they don't
r9k definitely grows on you with time
>>27039685
I had a really abusive childhood and I found this place during said breakup. I could relate really well to the mentally ill people here but I am also really attractive. All the red pilling going on here also helped.
Dude girls are dumb I showed this one bitch my dnd books yesterday and she thought it was cool I was so nerdy.
Another chick jokingly calls me a pediphile cuz I say weird 4chan shit showed her some anime and asked her to put her hair in pigtails. The thing is she does it jokingly and I still get to plow.
Women are dumb dude if you're hot and have friends they will fuck you no matter what your interests are. I've shown girls /b/ before but never /r9k/
>>27039704
People from all walks of life can be shit it's not just virgins. Sure it's more likely to be unsuccessful as a robot but if you look good and have rich parents theirs never much to worry about
>>27039730
>r9k
>redpilling
On what?
This place is just cold harsh truth on top of cold harsh truth
>>27039772
Yah and understanding the truth about bitches helps get pussy... Chicks are dumb my man and they want to be dominated. This place got me into bdsm
What's your story when people ask you about your first time?
I usually panic then cry
>>27039730
Why you keep coming here?
This place is going to hold you back
You should definitely leave
It's going to be much better here without your "I get laid and you don't" posting around
>>27039836
I don't know how to leave.
And that's not even how it started I just said no culture ever has respected virgin men and you guys jumped me like a pack of wolves. I usually pretend to be a virgin or say nothing on sexuality so I fit in.
Lately r9ks logic has gone to shit and I've been having to show my true power. Besides I don't usually just say I get laid and u can't I usually point out flaws with the other anons point of view. You should thank me challenging your own opinions only makes your position better. It's part of the reason I come here
>>27039730
>abusive childhood
somebody got raped and is overcompensating here
>>27039917
Nahhh my dad used to kick my ass almost everyday. I think it might have made me Chad if I'm going to be honest. Idk why you guys let bullies turn you into pussies
>>27039962
no I think you got sodomized you poor fuck
>>27039980
Once again just because you say something about my life doesn't make it true. If it turns you on or somehow makes you feel better I don't really care if you believe it but know that you live in a worldview constructed by yourself and that you pick and choose things to believe so you don't shatter the little grip you have on reality.
>>27038297
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>>27040034
>the little grip you have on reality.
Are you a professional psychoanalyst?
>He is mocking my anonymous self
>He must be a poor fuck
>He must be unaware
You project so hard it fucking hurts dude, stop, no one thinks you're smart
>>27039573
Girls are praised for fucking dozens of guys too, it's illegal to shame a slut.
Also you're fucking stupid if you think guys don't get slut shamed too, I think anyone who sleeps around is a degenerate loser, male or female regardless.
>You're pretty shure that they don't live with a girlfriend & they have time consuming projects that demands precision
>>27039835
Nobody asks me. they just know
>>27038830
If I have sex, will the virgin walk go away?
>>27038297
>be 24 year old virgin
>going steady with girl for a week or two
>first girl I've ever interacted with
>she asked me if I was a virgin due to my awkwardness
>shyly say yes I am
>she smirks a bit almost uncontrollably
>"I knew it!!! I can always spot a virgin!"
>she says this out fucking loud in a food court at the mall
>shrivel in my seat and shove my jumbo pretzel in my mouth
>"My friends always doubt my skills but I can always pick you guys out."
>Look over and see some teenagers laughing at me while standing outside of gamestop
>So why are you still a virgin?
>Tell her I believe in chastity and waiting for the right one
>Ohhhh that's so cute :) I had the same idea but then I met Mikey, my first bf, he was so convincing."
>ask her how many bfs she's had
>"Hmmm oh that's awkward haha, I think maybe like 23? But I've only had sex with 11 or so I think."
>This girl is 5/10
>"Haha yeah, but I'm sure you'll find the one for you soon! I've gotta go to work, sorry about bailing on you so soon!"
>She leaves as I gnaw on my cold pretzel
>Text her to maybe meet up later in the week
>She sends me a massive text basically telling me that I wouldn't like her and that I'm a good guy, see ya!
>>27040099
virgin walk is the disease, virginity is the symptom
>>27038830
>hands in pockets
Well excuse me princess, but some of us have low blood pressure, and we're constantly freezing!
>>27040082
>Girls are praised for fucking dozens of guys too, it's illegal to shame a slut.
They get praise mostly from other sluts. Guys get praised because it takes skill to be a player.
>Also you're fucking stupid if you think guys don't get slut shamed too
I refuse to believe this. Probably by roasties.
>>27040114
Baby faced manlet virgin here, 21. I just want a fucking babyfaced womanlet gf but all I can manage to attract are fucking super ogresses with shota fetishes
>>27040099
One remedy for the virgin walk is using a butt plug. The fear of the fowl smelling rubber object ejecting from your asshole will force you to keep your back straight and your buttcheeks clenched. You will have a posture reminiscent of the great Chad.
>>27040082
the ONLY time a guy gets criticized for having lots of sex is if he's out dragon slaying
>>27040082
>Also you're fucking stupid if you think guys don't get slut shamed too...
This. And it's women doing it.
>>27040114
>not lying when blatantly asked
wtf is wrong with you
>>27040174
That's the best you'll ever get. It only goes downhill after 22.
>>27040082
Women love guys that have had tons of sex before. They like experienced guys not virgins.
>>27040208
>inb4 all Chads are anal deviants
I'm a 23 year old virgin who rarely goes outside. Maybe I do the virgin walk too. The only thing that sets me apart from other virgin is that I'm gay.
>>27040174
I think that even if you have decent looks you always will attract ogres and orcs, decent girls however will almost never make the first move and you are the one who must talk first.
It's weird.
>>27038490
Shit i do most of this and i have 2 kids. What's my problem?
>>27040282
Women are expected to attract men without any effort at all and if you can't you're ugly as fuck
>>27040209
>Not lich slaying
You had one job
One job and you blew it
>>27040114
This story is made up as fuck
>>27038886
That guy would be a total fucking Chad if he lost 60 lbs. I can tell there's a hot guy under all that fat.
>>27040423
would he still be hot with all his fashion sense and fedora morals?
he's clearly a white knight athiest
>>27040282
>I think that even if you have decent looks you always will attract ogres and orcs, decent girls however will almost never make the first move and you are the one who must talk first.
It's weird.
when I was in HS most girls where the ones to make the first move. the "friends" i had were all approached by girls (and they weren't super attractive just "decent" IMO, but they were tall). i only had fat girls, and a weird shy anti social girl approach me and I didn't have the guts to talk to them I only greet them and avoided contact with them (the shy girl was cute).
i always thought it was 50/50 desu, but I guess in US guys always have to make the first move
>>27040452
>would he still be hot with all his fashion sense and fedora morals?
He'd only have to improve his fashion sense. Fedora morals don't matter, almost everyone in the US is atheist.
>>27040459
Girls approaching isn't uncommon imho, but the guy has to be at least worth 2/10 more than the girl.
>>27040459
>>27040601
>good-looking priviliege at work
>>27040601
only the most pathetic cock desperate girls will make the first move on a guy in the states
>looks around a lot
>can't maintain eye contact
>gets flustered when sex is brought up
>follows his friends around the whole time at parties
>only speaks when spoken to
>looks visibly jealous when he sees a couple kissing or holding hands
>doesn't know any girls, apart from the ones he used to be in class with at school
>>27040601
>>27040636
Now when you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen an American exchange student approach a guy. Funny thing, I've never thought about this. I love Europe.
>picked up anime mannerisms like pouting or going "ehhh?!"
>wears anime/video game related clothing in public
>makes obscure references
>makes shit jokes that people have to force small laughter to so as not to be rude
>doesn't make small talk
>only makes small talk
>will always move to the very edge of a room
>memespouts
>finds out about memes later on when they're already old
>has a handheld console
>picks the Japanese option in games with dual audio
>imports games from Japan to play them in Japanese
>>27040722
>follows his friend(s) around the whole time at parties
Yeah! I totally forgot that one. These guys often seem somewhat weird alone, but the stalking amplifies the weirdness so much. My friend used to ask some friend-stalkers if they were Mr Smithers. You knew they were not going to say anything, because that would escalate into questions about virginity.
>>27040777
i think it's rather sad a girl would be so unattractive she would need to try to get a guy attention
>>27040722
Joke's on you, I've never been to a party
>>27040722
>>27038830
this is all me
how does losing your virginity make you change it exactly, do you just become a chad?
I'm probably pretty obvious I never really went through puberty, I'm short, hairless, and soft like a woman. Like a modern day Eunuch, it's pretty dank, feels patrician.
>be me, an omega dude
>lots of friends (boys and girls)
>go to parties and talk to girls
>best friend is a girl
>I'm not a creepy betafag
But :
>18+, still virgin
>never had a gf or just kissed a girl
>>27042573
Same desu senpai
I'm unironically a party animal and I still don't get laid
>>27042573
>>I'm not a creepy betafag
>But :
>>18+, still virgin
>>never had a gf or just kissed a girl
That's not how it works.
>>27042573
yeah you're a creepy ugly faggot hahahahahahaha
>>27042845
Nope 5/10 according to my friends
I think i have some really bad luck
