Daily reminder, you cannot be a robot unless you have one (or more) of the following:
>actually ugly (nothing that "lifting" can fix), such as a facial deformity or whatever
>a real mental illness, such as autism or schizo
>not having many friends (if any). Robots tend to not have friends, and if they do, they do not see them often.
does depression count
original comment I guess
>>27038039
Yes but only if it is real depression.
>>27037953
>big forehead
>don't have a mental illness, but I do have cerebral palsy which is a neurological disorders (brain damage at birth)
>I have two friends I hardly see or talk to
Do I fit in?
>>27037953
does pallid face, sorto f dark circles under eyes count?
what about real disesae?
no friends
>tfw got all three
Someone end my life, please.
>>27038039
>>27038090
So I match all three. Beautiful.
Pic related is my facial deformity.
>>27039842
....how do you even chew? srs
>>27037953
The defining characteristic of a Robot is simply the inability to fit into society. I've had sex before and several girls have shown interest in me but I still consider myself a robot. Here's a list of things that many robots might share with me:
1. Trouble talking with and forming meaningful relationships with normies. Small talk feels meaningless and most people bore me.
2. No interest in popular hobbies such as sports. If somebody were to ask me what I do with my free time I'd shrug and say "nothing really." I split my time evenly between Reddit and 4chan, tried drawing and programming at one point but didn't have the willpower or attention span to continue.
3. Constant Self loathing. Any time I'm alone I think back to all the embarrassing moments in my life and feel terrible. It's gotten to the point where I'll mumble "fuck I need to kill myself" under my breath if I remember something really bad like a rejection.
> not significantly attractive or ugly
> avoidant personality disorder
> two friends
Not sure why there isn't anything about love or sex here, most robots consider that pretty significant. Me, I've paid for sex but never had anything resembling even friendship with a girl, let alone a loving, sexual relationship.
>>27037953
>that pic
Bullshit, Johnny was canon not a virgin. There's an episode about it.
So what you're telling me is Bill Dauterive is a normie and not a robot? Come on now anon...
>>27041128
Bill Dauterive is a failed normie. He was married. has a decent(ish) job and his own home. Yes he's a miserable pathetic loser but he's not a robot.
>>27037953
Lucky me I just won the robot lottery
>Legit 2/10 Quasimodo-mode
>Never diagnosed but 1 suicide attempt, do I qualify for depression?
>0 both offline&online
>>27039960
Robots can have normal hobbies. It's just stuff to fill your day.
>>27037953
What if
>I can't trust my senses to tell if I'm hot
>A lot of friends from posessed spirits inside
>Kinda schizo
>>27041266
What does Bill do, anyway? I can't remember any episode where he has a steady day job
Thing is i dont know if im ugly. Never had gf so i guess i am
>>27041431
he's an army barber. Several episodes focus on his military career
Girls like me but I have no friends. I want to kill myself every day day. Life is suffering.
