How often do you cook?
These days, almost every day.
>>27037331
i just eat deenz and bread
>>27037383
Start lifting senpai and you'll get swole.
I eat a lot of deenz and bread too, but I also am trying to get /fit/.
>>27037331
what the fuck do you think I am? Self-sufficient?
I'm still only 26 so my mom and nanny cook for me.
>>27037453
nah, lifting is a meme and so is caring about your life
>>27037331
The only person in my family that ever puts effort into cooking is my dad and even then he'll do anything to cut corners. I have to cook for myself if I don't want to eat chips and x everyday.
>>27037331
I cook better than everyone in my household. My dad does grill/deepfry and I do not so he has those over me.
My mom cooked slop for years and now that I have learned how to do a few basic actual recipes she rarely cooks anymore presumably from shame.
>>27037331
My wife cooks breakfast, lunch, and dinner Monday through Friday, lunch and dinner Saturday, and dinner Sunday
I cook a big brunch on Saturday
Sundays breakfast is get your own and we go out for lunch
>>27037331
pretty much every day
oregano
is one of my favourite herbs
>>27037331
Every day multiple times a day. Everyone likes to say cooking is girly and women's work, but there's nothing manlier than being able to provide for yourself.
About every two days: it's more economical to buy for leftovers.
I always cook from scratch.
I love cooking.
/ck/ - Knives, Fire, and Dead Things
>>27038194
Why are you on This board if you're married?
Gtfo normalfag
God I have this big fantasy. It's the big cook-off, the one everybody's been waiting for all year. I think, hey I can toss together some grub, right? Should have a good chance out there. Maybe I'll win a trophy. Something shiny to stick on my mantle. And it's not like I'm too busy, a NEET's got all day to work on some cuisine. So I buy a few cookbooks but none of them has that... kick, y'know? All the recipes were a bit bland. I wasn't going to make an impression on the judges with that. So I start tossing together my own bit of homecooked comfort food, a bit like my mama always gave me. I gave it a bite. Yes, that was the kick I was looking for! It was perfect. Took it to the competition, gave some samples out at my table. Everyone was impressed, they couldn't get enough of it. The judges did not hesitate for a moment, and I was picked for gold prize. Well jeez, it was just something I threw together real quick. They all wanted to know what that special flavor was. The one that lingered on their tongues, that one with the kick! Oh, I took them out to the parking lot. They were all around my trunk, couldn't wait to see what this brilliant ingredient was. I opened it up, and the smell made everyone fall to their knees heaving. Inside was tubs and tubs of rank liquid shit. Some were courageous enough to take a closer look, and they realized the whole surface was bubbling with maggots swimming all around. "This is a bit of a family secret, but I want to share a slice of the Neetington heritage with you all." Those WASP mothers were fucking shoving their fingers down their throats, trying to bring it back up. I shut the trunk, put my winnings in the back seat, and headed out home. I'm sure my mama was smiling on me up in heaven.
yes my wife's son loves chicken tendies I cook those for xim
>>27038194
Your wife does nice brekkies. She often makes me eggs and toast after a night of hot, steamy bumfun.
>>27038272
You poor bastards need help
